bluuvv
- For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper thats not afraid to say how great this country is.
- What did you say Aunt Selma? Episode 4x13
Ig @kaylynnamberr
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
I’m, I never thought I’d say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram
- My dads all stoked cause todays the Fourth of July. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.
- cursed_oc
- Poke the monster with a stick! Tuppence a jab! Cmon, queue up, lads.
Dripping 💧
- Uh, lets see...Ill have...one...uh...
Los Simpson
- Soon you’ll have a mighty hump.
My Sister, My Sitter (S08E17) #thesimpsonsmeme #thesimpsons #simpsonsquotes #simpsonsmemes #simpsons #homersimpson #margesimpson #bartsimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #homer #marge #bart #lisa #maggie #meme #memes #simpsonfans #funny #cartoons #animation #bread #bed #listen - @the.simpsons.meme on Instagram
- Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down, but I do have other appointments.
- I wasnt asleep! I was drunk! I believe you dad.
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
24 Times Homer Simpson Was Right
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
Homero (perfil compartido)
- Blursed Simpsons
Marge yellow
- Homer and peter
this is all new to me and very exciting. i didn’t know what to think or what to do at first but i just smile so big because i’m so blessed. Penelope, i can’t wait to meet you and i can’t wait for the world to see you. you’re so loved and i’m so ecstatic to relearn and unlearn things to help guide you and build you up. this is all so unexpected but i’m so grateful and anxious to meet you. just know your daddy loves you. ♥️ - @truelifeoftimmy on Instagram
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake
Maggie coral
- Kicking and screaming please
Marge Simpson pfp
- Lesbian? This isn’t my army reunion.
🔌
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
🙏🏻
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Ive always been a character 🤣 Weve been turned yellow and Im ok with that lol how cool is this?? @turn.me.yellow thank you!! - @anth_altas on Instagram
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- When you hear there’s a corona virus outbreak in The Republic of Ireland but you live in Ireland
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
Presente da turma do @medeixaamarelo para a voz do homer e tb do vovô Simpson . Obgdo galera . Me fizeram mto feliz . Abçs mil . . . . . . . #simpsonsbrasil #simpsonspredictions #simpsons #homersimpson #homer #simpsonsedit #abesimpson #foxyeyes #fox #foxbrasil #instalike #inspiration #instaphoto #instagram #instagrammer #instagarden #in #instapic #love - @cazobe on Instagram
- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Chinese Lunar New Year: Everyone arguing if its the year of the goat, sheep, or ram-- Stop it! Cant you see this barnyard noise guessing game is tearing us apart?
- lisa simpsons
- Now this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I dont know, you might want to wear a hat.
- I am Lugash.
- Panic !
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- I dont know Bart.....My dads a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory....
- Blursed Simpson’s
- DIBUJITOS
- Homer Simpson
- Homer Simpson
- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.
- Our defence today
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- It’s not just A microphone dad.........
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- beavis and butthead
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
- IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN
- hmmm
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- First image of earth from the moon. Taken by the lunar orbiter on August 23rd, 1966. (Colorized)
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!
- Ha ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no-one came to my birthday party.
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Looking at the price when you invested only what you can afford to lose
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!
- aesthetic, but make it yellow
- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- @bartsimpsonofficial on Instagram
- If you watch even one second of PBS and dont contribute, you are a thief! A common thief!
- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- Say what you will about Jeri Ryan, but Lenny really works that body suit!
- Stickers
- M-Murphy, You-you are an elf... Uncontrollably. I think! Nam myoho renge kyo.
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
- Whats a battle?
- Elephant fresh
- hmmm
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- Am i really that ugly?
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- “Help me, Lisa! I have serious Mental Problems!
- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Saw this and figured I’d post it. ✌️❤️
- Oh crap.... I shouldnt have attended that illegal golf dinner....
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to ... I just want you to know Ive always been proud of you. Youre my greatest accomplishment and and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person.
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
- hmmm
- “Oh, Smithers, guide me in” “My pleasure, sir”
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Alexsandro Palombo
- Whats your favorite shitty parenting moment? Ill go first: Wow Dad, you look really hungover... 😂
MIDWEST DREAM ™ ... Some more promotional pieces we created for the show. Midwest garage sale aesthetic. - @branden.j.redmond on Instagram
- My God youre greasy.
- No, why dont YOU come over HERE and make YOUR self comfortable?
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.
- When did we become the bottom rung of society? I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos
- “You know, Milhouse, Ive been thinking. This town aint so bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings. When you get right down to it, Springfields a pretty cool place to live.“
- Hmmm
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- Blursed Armin Tamzarian
Homer trying to be an innocent person, while inner him knows hes a DEVIL 👿 - @homersimppsson on Instagram
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- @film.wave on Instagram
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Homer evolution
- We could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who til the cows home. And lets just say were both wrong and thatll be that. Now how bout a hug?
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- blursed_bart
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- NO, YOU CANT HAVE THAT ONE. THATS A COCONUT CAKE!
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- Blursed Simpsons
- me irl
- Marge Simpson
- Funny Times
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- hmmm
- sad
- how my girl be lookin when I show her the 5th pair of shoes I bought this month
- I have a ball. Perhaps youd like to bounce it.
- Beavis & Butt Head
- simpsons party
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- Oh my God! He is like some sort of...non...giving up...school guy!
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- Le Pop
- Die Simpsons
🍅🥑 Día Mundial del Vegetarianismo 🥦🍅 🥬 En la última década lo que empezó como una moda llegó para quedarse y fue abrazada por una gran parte de la población: el vegetarianismo 🥗. La fecha de hoy la declaró en 1977 la Sociedad Vegetariana de Estados Unidos 🇺🇸. 🌽 Si bien nos parece una revolución alimenticia de este siglo, la primera sociedad vegetariana data de finales del siglo XIX (1847). Se fundó en Inglaterra 🇬🇧 y en esos primeros tiempos “vegetariano” definía una dieta basada en plantas con o sin productos lácteos, incluyendo huevos 🍳. Para esta misma época, en el continente asiático, el concepto fue apropiado por la tradición Hindu/Jainista 🇮🇳 quienes incluían lácteos 🥛 pero no huevos. 🍯 Así como existe controversia acerca de los lácteos, por ser derivados de origen animal que en general son criados en condiciones paupérrimas, también se polariza entre quienes consumen mieles y utilizan las abejas 🐝 como una forma de terapia natural - la #apiterapia- y quienes la consideran otra forma de explotación animal. ⚡️ El punto es que la dieta que cada une elija tener no debería ser dogmática, la #salud es amplia y cada cuerpo tiene distintas necesidades según el contexto. La mayoría de los y las nutricionistas recomiendan 👉 disminuir el consumo de carne 👈 con lo cuál incorporar verduras en el cotidiano siempre será bienvenido 💫. La conciencia sobre lo que le damos de comer a nuestro cuerpo y cómo este responde a los alimentos que la tierra provee es el primer paso para cambiar de hábito 🌱. 🤔 ¿Cuál es su experiencia? ¿cambiaron los hábitos alimenticios durante la pandemia? 👇 - @filonewsok on Instagram
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- Who wants to guess how I got the money?
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- Arnold ❤️ Helga
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- Simpsons
- I pickled the figs myself
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Blursed Spongebob
- Homer Simpson
To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- Ah, kettle chips, the perfect side dish... For revenge.
- Oh, I cant take his money. I cant print my own money. I have to work for money. Why dont I just lie down and die?
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- Jasons Board
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- Patty y Selma
- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- Aesthetic
what do you think?🤔 Comment 1 or 10? . . . #street_life1971 #2pacedits #2pacshakur #2pac #2pacart #2pacartwork #2pacamarushakur #2pacforever #dope #westside #westcoast #hiphop #tupacedits #tupacartwork #tupac #tupacforever - @street_life1971 on Instagram
- Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
- art
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- Jack daniels party
- Mouse pads!!! Get your mouse pads!!
- Watch the potty mouth, honey.
- RIP Anthony Bourdain
- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.
- They called me Kid Gorgeous, Later on it was Kid Presentable, Then Kid Gruesome, And finally Kid Moe
- Khomeini died years ago. But, Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- Pipe down sister, I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was actually Liza Minnelli *Shudders*
- This crossover I found on instagram
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Blursed Homart Simpson
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- The Simpsons ❣
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- Marge Simpson
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- Allan Poe
- Sombreado
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- bart simpson
- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman
Jueves 🌞🌸🌼 Arte: @thefakepan #midsommar #thesimpsons - @morbidofest on Instagram
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Beavis
- Does anyone else admit this is where they first heard of the mumu?
- First thing tomorrow morning Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!
- What happens to Carols son? He’s born in season 3 but never mentioned again...
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- blursed unmasking
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- Lisa Simpson
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- Why
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- white nike socks
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- cartoon aesthetic
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- If youre the police, who will police the police?
- Amén
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- Lmao
- Tattoos torso
- The simpsons tumblr
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!
- Fetch
- Video humour
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
- Sims 2 Bella Goth watching Dina steal her man, and her daughter getting cheated on from the UFO shes stuck on
- “All right, Lisa, if you don’t want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make… Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.”
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Why is Lisa giving her mom the do me eyes?...Springfield is in Alabama wow
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- Patty y Selma
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- The Simpsons Wallpapers
- beavis and butthead
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
🤙el dandy de Barcelona🤙 . espero que os guste saluu2🤙🤙🤙😂😂 . . . @eldandydebarcelona.oficial 🤙 #eldandidebarcelona #eldandydebarcelona #dandy - @alexagudiez on Instagram
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- hmmm
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Blursed Peter
- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm
Ehi tu, ciucciati lo spiedino…ma anche l’hamburger, la costoletta, la coscia e la lombata 🍗🍖🍔 😆 #mancinimarket #attrezzatureprofessionali #grill #ofyr #ofyrgrill #bbq #ofyrbbq #barbecue #grigliare #bbqmeat - @mancinimarket on Instagram
- Patty y Selma
- Logical Fallacies
Things are getting sexy on the set of the new Skin Tag video. Almost done. Stay tuned. #thesimpsons #bdsm #theshining #stanleykubrick #stupidsexyflanders - @skintag4u on Instagram
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
Bossmen. #simpsons#bart#homer#thesimpsons#cartoon#cartoons#tattoo#tattoos#tattooed#ink#inked#art#artist#artwork#illustration#graphic#graphicdesign#digitalart#photoshop#draw#edit#smoke#smoking#drinking#beard#beards#bearded#beardlife#beardlove#beardgang - @elrokk86 on Instagram
- Cursed_Show
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
#sponsorisé C’est fou ! @DisneyPlusFR est enfin disponible en France alors pour l’occasion les artistes officiels des Simpson m’ont dessiné ! C’est un grand honneur, merci Disney ! #DisneyPlus #LesSimpson @DisneyPlus - @6pri1 on Instagram
- Art Humor
Thank you @turn.me.yellow for making me a Simpson character!! I love it ❤️🤗😱❤️🥰 Also, Good Morning!! ☀️😌 - @carmen_carrera on Instagram
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- I give you, margenareff.
- Sideshow Bob (Ross)
- invasão Simpson
- THE SİMPSONS
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- O Simpson
Still many good wishes @mariangela_all_ink @francesca9.perrone3 - @marco.pastore.tattoo on Instagram
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- Patty y Selma
Even Maggie smokes #cigars as of tonights episode of The Simpsons! The Simpsons were in Havana but it still coulda been a #paulstulaccigar from @privadacigarclub #thesimpsons - @paulstulaccigars on Instagram
- Blursed_marge
Замечательная пара попала во вселенную Симпсонов! 🤪 Хочешь и ты?! Тогда оставляй + и я отправлю вам прайс в Директ) #thesimpsons #simpsons #art - @bekc_art on Instagram
- FREE MASON
- cartoons
- Alexsandro Palombo
- icons
- blursed_switcharoo
- Cursed_Simpsons
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Free Comics
Гомер вне игры! 🤪 🦋@morgen_shtern 🦋 #симсоны #thesimpsons #моргенштерн #666 - @bekc_art on Instagram
@pkdelas O Rei 🤴 das lives no Instagram kkk. Ajudem marcando ele nos comentários por favor 👊❤. . . . . . #simpsonized #simpsonfan #simpsonizedart #simpsons #pkdelas #reidelas #live #funk #marge #rio #funkbrasil - @magicaature on Instagram
