Memes
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
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- Every muscle in my bodys getting a workout... especially my big fat mouth
idk who
- I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!!
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- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.
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- I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
Marge | The Simpsons discovered by JcB on We Heart It
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- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
- A turkey is a bad person
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Me
- Saxamaphone... Sax-a-ma-phonee...
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Park Ridge Public Library | Hometown Library
- Meu Reddit esses últimos dias só aparece isso, que que tá acontecendo? Estão distribuindo emoji award?
Artist Shows How Cartoon Characters Would Look In Real Life, And It Might Ruin Your Childhood (New Pics)
Kuromi
- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
Meg Griffin
- See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
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- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
sleepy :)
hanni 하니
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
Marge Simpson
Amber n Collei (w/o durag)
- Oh yes. A dog like this you HAVE to feed everyday.
Marge Simpson
About - Midwestern Moms
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- Theres a hole in my heart; As deep as a well...
Batallas de Amor (Damirae)💚💜
Minho Bubble profile pic change [May232023]
- One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops
thatll be $9.99 for the large pizza sir
- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
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Awesome Alphabet 🤩
- I dunno, Theres some real buzz around lenny
Lisa Simpson
- When you drive through Longford for the first time
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- “That doll tried to kill me!” - “I’d say that the pressure has finally gotten to dad, but what pressure?”
- Ohhh, Im gonna lose my job just cause Im dangerously unqualified!
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- Blursed homer
- memes
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- @film.wave on Instagram
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Patty y Selma
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.
- Lesbian? This isn’t my army reunion.
- Why do you mock me, O Lord? Homer, thats not God. Thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
- Oh crap.... I shouldnt have attended that illegal golf dinner....
- Patty y Selma
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- ♪ You dont wind friends with salad ♪
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- Anime
- All is well... All is well... TURN TAPE OVER!
- blursed_stare
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- I pickled the figs myself
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- me irl
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.
MIDWEST DREAM ™ ... Some more promotional pieces we created for the show. Midwest garage sale aesthetic. - @branden.j.redmond on Instagram
- I should be resisting but Im paralyzed with rage... And island rhythms!
- They called me Kid Gorgeous, Later on it was Kid Presentable, Then Kid Gruesome, And finally Kid Moe
- social distance
- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.
- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- Give it a try, its like kissing a peanut!
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- Flanders is seriously well hung, and heres the math. This photo doesnt have his feet so technically he should be bigger.
- Excellent Zutroy!
- Homer, you should be more supportive. Youre right Marge, good work boy........... ♪ Egghead likes his Booky-Wook! ♪
- Why
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- 900 dollar-idoos!?! Tobias!!
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Elon Musk teases electric plane design and smokes weed on Joe Rogan podcast (2018)
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- Watch the potty mouth, honey.
- “Ha Ha” “Hey, Nelson. Hes really hurt. I think he broke his leg.“ “I said: Ha Ha.”
- weas
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo
- Homer Simpson
- No, IM the head vampire!
- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?
- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- Simpsons frases
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- Theres plenty of Milhouse to go around!
- blursed_lasagna
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- NOT LENNY!!
- Did you just call me a liar?
- Soon you’ll have a mighty hump.
- He might even make honor roll if Dad can control his night terrors.
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Elephant fresh
- I DONT KNOW WHAT PHALLOCENTRIC MEANS, BUT NO GIRLS...
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- Homer Simpson
- Every religion says theres a soul, Bart. Why would they lie?? What would they have to gain??
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- Now this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I dont know, you might want to wear a hat.
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- First image of earth from the moon. Taken by the lunar orbiter on August 23rd, 1966. (Colorized)
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- “Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter, is smarter”
- Mr. Poopybutthole here still recovering from when Beth shot me. Thank you for all your prayers.
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- Stickers
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- hmmm
- Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
- Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
- Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: You gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- Whats your favorite shitty parenting moment? Ill go first: Wow Dad, you look really hungover... 😂
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- Aesthetic
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- M-Murphy, You-you are an elf... Uncontrollably. I think! Nam myoho renge kyo.
- Who wants to guess how I got the money?
- hmmm
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- Don’t forget the smell!
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- Find the bathroom alright?
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- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- All of the Disney+ Staff
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Blursed Simpsons
- Oh my God! He is like some sort of...non...giving up...school guy!
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- If you watch even one second of PBS and dont contribute, you are a thief! A common thief!
- Hmmm
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Our defence today
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- Just hook it to my veins!
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- F2P Spies.
- I have a ball. Perhaps youd like to bounce it.
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Lisa Simpson
- If youre the police, who will police the police?
- Kicking and screaming please
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- Mouse pads!!! Get your mouse pads!!
- I fixed the DVD!
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- Beavis
- Ha ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no-one came to my birthday party.
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.
- white nike socks
- Who the devil are you?
- Pipe down sister, I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was actually Liza Minnelli *Shudders*
- Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better.
- What’s your name son?
- Whats a battle?
- Comics and Cartoons
- When Ive got a day off.
- Free Comics
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- Uh, lets see...Ill have...one...uh...
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Video humour
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
Listen to Bart! Link in Bio 🚨 #ClimateActNI Our petition is live! Every signature counts and it is essential those in the Assembly hear us. For too long they’ve ignored the threat of Climate Change and now it’s time to act. Link in Bio! - @ycanibelfast on Instagram
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
- Am i really that ugly?
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- No, why dont YOU come over HERE and make YOUR self comfortable?
- Allan Poe
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- The Simpsons ❣
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Cursed_Show
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
Things are getting sexy on the set of the new Skin Tag video. Almost done. Stay tuned. #thesimpsons #bdsm #theshining #stanleykubrick #stupidsexyflanders - @skintag4u on Instagram
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
- hmmm
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- First thing tomorrow morning Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Art Humor
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram
- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- Lmao
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- O Simpson
- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.
- ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- THE SİMPSONS
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- Logical Fallacies
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Why is Lisa giving her mom the do me eyes?...Springfield is in Alabama wow
- Simpsons
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- FREE MASON
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Oh, I cant take his money. I cant print my own money. I have to work for money. Why dont I just lie down and die?
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- Alexsandro Palombo
- icons
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- Cursed_Simpsons
Even Maggie smokes #cigars as of tonights episode of The Simpsons! The Simpsons were in Havana but it still coulda been a #paulstulaccigar from @privadacigarclub #thesimpsons - @paulstulaccigars on Instagram
- cartoons
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- blursed_switcharoo
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Blursed_marge
