- You better have a damn good conductor!
- Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight.
- “What’d you do? Screw up like The Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?” “All the time. It was the title of our second album.”
- I pickled the figs myself
- Rick and morty poster
- It says here we can learn watch repair in eight one-hour lessons.
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- Cherry Seaborn confirms her engagement to singer Ed Sheeran (January, 2018)
- See, Lisa? Instead of one big shot controlling all the media, now theres a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- Anime
- The Simpsons Wallpapers
- The Simpsons - And Maggie makes three (Season 6, Episode 13. Aired 1.22.95). Homer tells the story of Maggies birth. Lisa notices there are no baby photos of Maggie. Homer has placed them over a plaque at his work that reads Dont forget: youre here forever, altering it to say Do it for her.
Welcome to LS . . . . . . . . . . . . #westcoast #southcentral #graffitiletters #graffitiworld #graffitiporn #ipadprograffiti #graffitigram #graffitigers #dutchgraffiti #graffitilovers #digitalart #sketchandgraffiti #graffitis #graffitilove #graffitiparis #graffitinyc #graffitiart #graffitishop #graffiti #graffitis #graff #bombing #graffitiflop #graffitila #throwiemagazine #throwupsonly #throwups #throwup #throwies #throwiesallday - @roki_oner on Instagram
- Hey, Waylon! Whos the bear?
- “You know, Milhouse, Ive been thinking. This town aint so bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings. When you get right down to it, Springfields a pretty cool place to live.“
- You know, most people dont know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do! Heres a little trick to help you remember: If its clear an yella, you got juice there fellah; if its tangy and brown youre in cider town! Now, there are two exceptions that...
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
- Would you be interested in buying some *illegal* fireworks?
Things are getting sexy on the set of the new Skin Tag video. Almost done. Stay tuned. #thesimpsons #bdsm #theshining #stanleykubrick #stupidsexyflanders - @skintag4u on Instagram
- Man, that is blatant false advertising!
- Blursed Peter
- Pop Gossip
Vagkraft is wishing all our northern friends and family in Canada a Happy Canada Day! We hope everyone has a safe and socially distanced day today! #ohcanada #canada #holidayfun #vw #Vagkraft #fresh #vwfamily - @vagkraft on Instagram
- Disco Stu does not advertise.
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- Sr. Burns
- American Dad
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- I swear to you, when you come out of there the first thing youre going to see is a man with a good job.
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- Am i really that ugly?
- Watch the potty mouth, honey.
Excelente #domingo para ver los #simpsons #lego #original #thesimpsons #love #argentina #arg #buenosaires #ar - @argenlego on Instagram
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- Blursed_marge
- THE TURKEYS A LITTLE DRY?!
- We elected the wrong Carter.
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, please help yourself to this tripe!
- me_irl
- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
- banana
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!
- Wholesome simpsons
- One of my favorite scenes from The Simpsons.
- Adult Animated Sitcoms... #TotallyMeantForChildren
- Recycler diy
- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- @film.wave on Instagram
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- March 15th: I wish Id brought a TV. Oh god, how I miss TV.
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Don’t forget the smell!
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.
- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.
- in love meme
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- Blursed daughter puss uwu
- The birds and the bees
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- I DONT KNOW WHAT PHALLOCENTRIC MEANS, BUT NO GIRLS...
I’m, I never thought I’d say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- Simpsons mural based on the insanity pepper episode. (x-post from r/pics)
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Logical Fallacies
- Whats a battle?
- I don’t know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.
- This is so sad, in his homeland dad was a nuclear engineer
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- Memes Simpsons
I wanted to travel to San Francisco for my holidays, but I got lost on my way there! 😉 Holidays in Springfield? will not be so bad after all!! 💥💖 Art: @crashtoi Fashion: @swingingchicksshop #newcollection #swingingchicks #fashionphotography #fashiondesigner #fashioneditorial #newin #etsylovers #handmade #slowfashion #retroclothing #fashionphotoshoot #fashionstylist #girlboss #supportsmallbusiness #standwithsmall #moddress #retrovibes #stewardessdress #thesimpsons #simpsonfamily #springfield - @swingingchicksshop on Instagram
- aesthetic, but make it yellow
- ILL DIE BEFORE I SURRENDER, TIM.
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- hmmm
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- “All right, Lisa, if you don’t want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make… Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.”
- She’s got the munchies... for a California Cheeseburger..
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever
- Everyone at school picks on the Pöpli kids, even I do
- If Simpsons characters were anime characters, who would they be?
- Amén
- You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to ... I just want you to know Ive always been proud of you. Youre my greatest accomplishment and and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person.
- Homer quotes
- Just so you dont hear any wild rumors, Im being indicted for fraud in Australia
- me irl
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- Arnold ❤️ Helga
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Simpsons
- cartoon aesthetic
- I wanted to surprise you for Christmas
- And Finally, Age 18
- Anyone else love Hey Arnold as a kid?
- “Hey... I don’t remember sayin’ that.”
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- Hey fun boys get a room!
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- Little pieces of life
- Does anyone else admit this is where they first heard of the mumu?
- Video humour
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- DIBUJITOS
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- blursed_lasagna
- Simpson wallpaper iphone
- movie scripts
- Up yours, children
- That lemon tree is a part of our town and as kids, the backbone of our economy. We’ll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead!
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- They called me Kid Gorgeous, Later on it was Kid Presentable, Then Kid Gruesome, And finally Kid Moe
- What anime is this?
- Homer evolution
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- Crazy Abe Simpson.
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- The original version of The Simpsons (1987)
- “I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.
- Let me read to your from my play.
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- Tattoos torso
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- O Simpson
- IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN
- Blursed Simpsons
- My purpose in life is to witness this moment
- SIMPSONS
- Cartoons
- All about the 1990s
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- Marge is the best kind of mom.
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- Jack daniels party
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
Even Maggie smokes #cigars as of tonights episode of The Simpsons! The Simpsons were in Havana but it still coulda been a #paulstulaccigar from @privadacigarclub #thesimpsons - @paulstulaccigars on Instagram
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- Homer quotes
- Where’s Christmas?!?!
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- art
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- My God youre greasy.
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- Cartoon Wars
- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- book love
- Which one
- I am Lugash.
- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when im around.
- me irl
- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- Marge, can we switch? I dont trust these guys.
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Cursed_Show
- Lisa Simpson
- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.
- lisa simpsons
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- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!
- “Oh, Smithers, guide me in” “My pleasure, sir”
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- Aesthetic
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- If youre the police, who will police the police?
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Patty y Selma
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- Holly f*ck
- And heres a picture even you can figure out. Its a door! Use it!
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- simpsons party
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- Iron man cartoon
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- Lisa Simpson
- Stephen Jay Gould
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding.
- Poke the monster with a stick! Tuppence a jab! Cmon, queue up, lads.
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- blursed unmasking
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Egyptian hieroglyphics are invented, 3100 B.C.
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Homer Simpson
- It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
- My dads all stoked cause todays the Fourth of July. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.
To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram
- Lisas reading problem
- white nike socks
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- hmmm
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- simpsons quotes
- Beavis
- FREE MASON
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- Patty y Selma
- Los Simsons
- Marge Simpson
- Animated Primetime Series
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- Khomeini died years ago. But, Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- THE SİMPSONS
- The Simpsons
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- Die Simpsons
- Patty y Selma
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Why is Lisa giving her mom the do me eyes?...Springfield is in Alabama wow
- Art Humor
- Stickers
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- icons
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- Lmao
- Saw this and figured I’d post it. ✌️❤️
- @simpscns on Instagram
- The simpsons tumblr
Ehi tu, ciucciati lo spiedino…ma anche l’hamburger, la costoletta, la coscia e la lombata 🍗🍖🍔 😆 #mancinimarket #attrezzatureprofessionali #grill #ofyr #ofyrgrill #bbq #ofyrbbq #barbecue #grigliare #bbqmeat - @mancinimarket on Instagram
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- cartoons
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
@pkdelas O Rei 🤴 das lives no Instagram kkk. Ajudem marcando ele nos comentários por favor 👊❤. . . . . . #simpsonized #simpsonfan #simpsonizedart #simpsons #pkdelas #reidelas #live #funk #marge #rio #funkbrasil - @magicaature on Instagram
- The Simpsons ❣
- Cartoons dont have to be 100% realistic
- Le Pop
- Sombreado
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- O Simpson
- Jasons Board
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- invasão Simpson
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Cursed_Simpsons
- Fetch
- blursed_switcharoo
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- Free Comics
