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- That lemon tree is a part of our town and as kids, the backbone of our economy. Weâll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead!




- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!




- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!


LOS SIMPSON


- Homer Simpson




- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?




- Want me to get the cat down?


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- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.

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- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when im around.

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- Son...letâs stop the fussinâ n the feudingâ. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!


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- Le Pop


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- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!

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- âJust because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand.â

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- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out

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- THE SÄ°MPSONS


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- Looking at the price when you invested only what you can afford to lose

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- un-zipping... Homer, no!

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- âA professional in an ape mask is still a professionalâ


- DIBUJITOS


- The meme of the decade...and SpongeBob


- Scalping Tickets To The Super Bowl...Have You No Shame, Sir?


- Hey Dude, hes raggin on your cord


- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.


- âI did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.â âWith the money you would have made working, you couldâve bought tickets from a scalper.â


- âȘ You dont wind friends with salad âȘ


- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.


- Come on Milhouse, thereâs no such thing as a soul. Itâs just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.


- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!


- âFacts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything thatâs even remotely true.â


- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??


- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!


- Come in? Come in! Mayday! Im losing your transmission!


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- Blursed Armin Tamzarian


- art


- Homer evolution


- One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops


- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.


- Simpsons frases


- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.


- Dad, you killed zombie Flanders! He was a zombie?


- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?


- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.


- I know that some of you are upset about the area code change, especially those of you covered with dynamite.


- I know you can read my thoughts boy, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow


- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!


- Die Simpsons


- You see, boy? The real money is in bootlegging. Not in your childish vandalism.


- Simpsons frases


- Lisa Simpson


- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!


- Whatâs so special about this game anyway? Itâs just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the worldâs largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.


- hmmm


- Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!


- The Simpsons Wallpapers


- Canada


- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.


- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread


- Kicking and screaming please


- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun


- Aesthetic cartoons


- blursed_stare


- Cursed_Show


- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.


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- Any of you remember these guys?


- Itâs hard for us to leave when youâre standing in the way mom


- Our defence today


- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.


- You know, most people dont know the difference between Apple Cider and Apple Juice but I do.


- ummm...Youre on your own!


- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.


- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.


- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!


- Elephant fresh


- Diggin. Makin a hole.


- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!


- Who wants to guess how I got the money?


- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.


- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.


- This is so sad, in his homeland dad was a nuclear engineer


- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.


- If youre the police, who will police the police?


- Im not a state! Im a monster!


- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?


- Not even pewdâs chair is original content... The Simpsons did it first


- Work stress quotes


- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.


- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.


- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!


- Youll be back! And so will you, and you, and you!


- Ow! My freaking ears!


- Sims 2 Bella Goth watching Dina steal her man, and her daughter getting cheated on from the UFO shes stuck on


- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.


- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin


- Sheâs got the munchies... for a California Cheeseburger..


- Well, get back to wherever it is you work whoever you are.


- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.


- Just so you dont hear any wild rumors, Im being indicted for fraud in Australia


- Systems analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst...

- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.

- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!

- âHey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but heâs not some kind of food-crazed maniac.â

- Marge Simpson

- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.

- But main streetâs still all cracked and broken!

- Best friend song lyrics

- See my Vest!

- Do we sell French.....Fries?

- Me_irl

- Why do you mock me, O Lord? Homer, thats not God. Thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.

- Alexsandro Palombo

- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and Iâm with him!

- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.

- Blursed Spongebob

- Lisa Simpson

- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.

- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]

- @film.wave on Instagram

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- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?

- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.

- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?

- Hey fun boys get a room!

- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.

- My Mr PoopyHolio pin!

- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.

- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.

- Whats a battle?

- There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.

- Stupid babies need the MOST attention!

- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?

- Sr. Burns

- Wesley get mamas prying bar.

- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?

- @simpscns on Instagram

- You know, most people dont know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do! Heres a little trick to help you remember: If its clear an yella, you got juice there fellah; if its tangy and brown youre in cider town! Now, there are two exceptions that...

- Andy Williams

- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016

- Animated Primetime Series

- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.

- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.

- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.

- Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe

- Marge, can we switch? I dont trust these guys.

- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.

- Some days, we donât let the line move at all. We call those âweekdaysâ.

- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!

- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)

- F2P Spies.

- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!

- M-Murphy, You-you are an elf... Uncontrollably. I think! Nam myoho renge kyo.

- cartoons

- @simpscns on Instagram

- When you show up to the Debs when youre 20

- For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper thats not afraid to say how great this country is.

- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.

- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.

- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.

- Jasons Board

- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.

- The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!

- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised

- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!

- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.

- Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!

- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.

- aesthetic, but make it yellow

- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.

- âDonât worry boy, when you get a job like me, youâll miss every summerâ

- He might even make honor roll if Dad can control his night terrors.

- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!

- A T T E N T I O N THE NEW WILL WEED THE GRASS

- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!

- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.

- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready

- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding.

- We canât even pay our bills and theyâre drinking Royal Crown Cola.

- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

- blursed real dad?

- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.

- Blursed Jon

- So then I says to Mabel, I says...

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- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm

- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...

- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!

- Blursed Simpsons

- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.

- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!

- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!

- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.

- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.

- Fritz, you idiot! I didnt order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!

- March 15th: I wish Id brought a TV. Oh god, how I miss TV.

- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.

- Lisa Simpson

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- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.

- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!

- Sr. Burns

- Sombreado

- blursed_lasagna

- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!

- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.

- My Geod must be acknowledged!

- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.

- At least Im not stuck at the cracker factory like Milhouse.

- âYou know, Milhouse, Ive been thinking. This town aint so bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings. When you get right down to it, Springfields a pretty cool place to live.â

- The Simpsons âŁ

- Lmao

- THE SÄ°MPSONS

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- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.

- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.

- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.

- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.

- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now letâs party!

- Simpsons

- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!

- âAll right, Lisa, if you donât want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make⊠Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.â

- Neddy? Neddy!

- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke

- Iâm alive! Iâm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.

- We could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who til the cows home. And lets just say were both wrong and thatll be that. Now how bout a hug?

- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.

- My God youre greasy.

- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

- I pickled the figs myself

- Watch the potty mouth, honey.

- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!

- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!

- hmmm

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- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise

- Jack daniels party

- I see youâve played knifey-spoony before

- Fetch

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- hmmm

- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears

- Itâs not just A microphone dad.........

- Yeah, you heard your mother.

- First thing tomorrow morning Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!

- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets

- Laugh Suppression: A daily struggle for working Redditors

- Marge, dont discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G

- The simpsons tumblr

- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:

- Uh, my shirt fell off...

- Does anyone else admit this is where they first heard of the mumu?

- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

- This is better than a movie. WHY?!

- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!

- âDonât you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so letâs all have a drink!

- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?

- blursed unmasking

- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.

- BERSERK IS RIGHT!

- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman

- âOw! Those gears down there really hurt!â

- âI got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.â

- (In honor of the first day of Spring) âLook, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!

- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan

- Am i really that ugly?

- NO, YOU CANT HAVE THAT ONE. THATS A COCONUT CAKE!

- white nike socks

- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!

- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!

- When Ive got a day off.

- memes

- âOh, Smithers, guide me inâ âMy pleasure, sirâ

- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth

- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!

- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.

- Beavis

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- I drew a Simpsons themed police officer for a protest I am going to tomorrow.

- Stickers

- Art Humor

- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters

- Principal Skinner, I need some shews

- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?

- Amén

- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.

- invasĂŁo Simpson

- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

- Illustration & Wallpaper

- O Simpson

- Blursed Peter

- icons

- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!

- Free Comics

- blursed_switcharoo

- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
