- Strange, I shouldnt have been able to hear that
- I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!!
- The future
1/2
bo burnham
- Well, you keep using words like pasghetti and momatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N.And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
Mychael🍫 Mushroom Oasis
- Poke the monster with a stick! Tuppence a jab! Cmon, queue up, lads.
- Forgiveness Please
Island Shoot 2006
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
srsly tho
Quememos la escuela!
- Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
- Im a good...work...guy.
scroinkly doinkly
heather loves Alejandro :3
- How about some love for shoulder guy?
hes so cockette 🥰
Palm tree sk8 the infinity
- how my girl be lookin when I show her the 5th pair of shoes I bought this month
tamari ★
- icons
Limey is silly
21 Times Mr. Burns Was The Realest Bitch Who Ever Lived
- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo
burner 1
am i wrong
- I never before noticed the Professors little smirk after he shoots Hitler.
Golden Hour edit
- If you watch even one second of PBS and dont contribute, you are a thief! A common thief!
yosuk
gerard way
- Spare me your euphemisms! Its fat camp for Daddys chubby little secret!
fufufu funny af.
- Star wars darth
record burner osc ☆
- Just ganna say to thay look like a gay and lesbian couple who live in a apartment together and who Id pay to see a show about
tamari ★
Diego︴★
- ZZZZZZZAp!
johnnie guilbert ♫ ⬫ִׄ˚
- Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
Oh god max is up to something again
Oh god max is up to something again
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
dinheiro na roleta saque uma vez no mês seguindo o gerenciamento
- me irl
estratégia do sharkao
$uicideboy$ - My Flaws Burn Through My Skin Like Demonic Flames From Hell
- Sir, there are six cinder blocks missing... There will be no hospital then, Ill tell the children..
✧ Arle ✧
- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.
Burning Car Pfp Kpop
- Animated Primetime Series
- I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.
- Gahhhhhh. Oh, hello, Mater! Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, who could have known youd pull through and live for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- Meu Reddit esses últimos dias só aparece isso, que que tá acontecendo? Estão distribuindo emoji award?
- Me when I saw egg nog at the grocery store today.
- bee gees
- Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you?!?
- Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!
- Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeb..
- Who wants to guess how I got the money?
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States but they just cant get the spices right.
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- Well Goodman, I made it. Despite your directions.
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalkers father?
- Aw Hell Diddly Ding Dong Crap! Cant You Morons Do Anything Right?!
- When you drive through Longford for the first time
- Mouse pads!!! Get your mouse pads!!
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- Mr. Burns is always falling in seasons 4-7
- Hey, remember our agreement. Im the man!
- Youre under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa... pasa... just Moe.
- Comics and Cartoons
- Stupid babies need the MOST attention!
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- Standing Rock Energy Drink Anyone?
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- Sue-S-A flag from the Simpsons
- A turkey is a bad person
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor. No I’m not, no I’m not. I’m, um.. dusting for prints.
- “Well, according to our computer-aging program she should look about... 25 years older.”
- Theres plenty of Milhouse to go around!
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- Of course everything looks bad if you remember it
- Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
- It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
- “Nice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy em for you?” “Of course she did. Who else would have?”
Tutti giù dalla pianta e rapidi a seguire il nostro amico @_magnabosco_ 😎🔥💪 #dogui #guidonicheli #maestrodivita - @sole.whisky on Instagram
- Im changing the batteries in all the remotes. Were all out of triple As, so Im going whittle down a couple of these Ds.
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- “Well, God said I could walk just once. I was saving it for Susies wedding day, but...”
- Class please! If you dont learn Roman Numerals, youll never know the dates certain motion pictures were copyrighted.
- fall
- @film.wave on Instagram
- blursed_switcharoo
- With the Oscars tonight, theres a lot of buzz around Lenny
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- Marge, can we switch? I dont trust these guys.
- Anime
- Hey Peg, you gotta take better care of the house, these plants are all lifeless and limp.
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. Its women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Eleanor, weve got to do something about this depression...
- “I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.
- ts 11:00. Do you know where your children are? I told you last night NO!
- Listen to your mother Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mothers watchful eye, and swift hand. Oh, theres mother now...watching me. Whats that mother? I have a right to be here! Its school business! Mother, that sailor suit doesnt fit anymore!
- Which ones the mouse? Itchy. Itchys a jerk.
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Where ya goin, baby? Going to find the corpses?
- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?
- blursed white apu
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.
- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
- Why, there are no children here at the 4-H club either. Am I so out of touch?... No, its the children who are wrong!
- Alexsandro Palombo
- Aw geez, theres always a line!
- Good lord! Theres a fly in my drink
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Give it a try, its like kissing a peanut!
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- Adventure time crossover
- Stan Lee on the Simpsons
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
- Happy 420!
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Now this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I dont know, you might want to wear a hat.
- Fotografía del reddit meetup México. Circa 2018 (colorizada).
- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end.
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- Oh no, Bette Midler!
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- In the episode Bendin in the Wind when Fry pulls the bong from under the seat of the van, Hermes was the only one startled by it
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- tsst!
- Its 11 oclock do you know where your children are? I told you last night, NO!!!
- Where’s Christmas?!?!
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
- Sir. Uh, hello, sir. Yes. You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife...
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Anime
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- I thought I’d chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that’s what I thought. How difficult can it be? Im sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.
- Family Guy
- Kicking and screaming please
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- Simpsons
- Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- Space Ghost Coast to Coast
- The gal Im stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet. - Moe Aw, Moe. Thats too far. - Lenny
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- I was just watching something you can do with your finger s4 ep9 and have noticed a sneaky alien in the photo in the back. Is this a good find ???
- I bet you can hear this image.
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- Whats a battle?
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- Simpsons frases
- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
- My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies.
- Potato man!
- “Help me, Lisa! I have serious Mental Problems!
- Well theyll...When they find him, um...mumble mumble
- My God youre greasy.
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!
- DONT YOU HATE PANTS?!?
- Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy Families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. Its a market we could do without.
- Marge Simpson
- The blues isnt about feeling better. Its about making other people feel worse.
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- When did we become the bottom rung of society? I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- Excellent Zutroy!
- Cheers Show Secrets
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?
- See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
- Blursed forward facing Burns and Smithers
- Me, when Im looking for a place to rent
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- It was worth sneaking into town. That was some good corn.
- Sr. Burns
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.
- See, Lisa? Instead of one big shot controlling all the media, now theres a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
- Hi-dilly-ho. Welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos
- Homer and peter
- We need a symbol. Something that says were gay and Republican.
- Don’t forget the smell!
- Blast! I took Mothers makeup kit by mistake.
- “Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?”
- Books
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- Oh, I cant take his money. I cant print my own money. I have to work for money. Why dont I just lie down and die?
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- I fixed the DVD!
- Am i really that ugly?
- Homer Simpson
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- Well, sure. Its not my job to talk people out of killing themselves
- And Linda Carter wasn’t actually here?!
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- “Well everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.”
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- We need some more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
- See my Vest!
- Cursed_Simpsons
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- “Did you get the job? Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- What’s your name son?
- Memes Simpsons
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- Whenever the crew goes out to dinner, Frys outfit is actually pretty stylish...
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- B-E! Four points. I challenge!
- Eleanor, weve got to do something about this depression
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
- Heres the keys “Elephants dont have keys.” “Ill just keep these, then.”
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Hey Dude, hes raggin on your cord
- Quagmire after seeing a porno about Lois
- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
- So Marge, whos your favorite Native American warrior? Crazy Horse! Whoo whoo whoo!
- Patty y Selma
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler
- Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- Well if it isnt my old friend Mr McGreg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- Is this scene from a real episode and if so which one? I’d like to watch it.
- Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- “Hi-dilly-ho! Welcome to to your new home neglect-a-renos!”
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Hey, what the hell ya doin with my money at your house, Fred?
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- Up yours, children
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Blursed Simpsons
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- The Simpsons ❣
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- O Simpson
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
