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- But main street’s still all cracked and broken!
HARUMI 3 - made by me!!! -
- Hey!! He looks just like you, pointdexter!!!
Ducky
- Excuse me. Did something crawl down your throat and die?
this is like a cross between the rock and Homer simpson
- This ain’t no five-X whiskey. I can still see. S12E21
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
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- “Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter, is smarter”
Homer Simpson dancing in fire
- OH, YOU WANT A ROCK FIGHT, EH?
Relatable-Funny-Memes
𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
spongebob-gary come home poster
Homer Simpson Bi Pride Pfp
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Just hook it to my veins!
Homer Simpson swag pfp
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- hmmm
Elmo loves weed!
Homer Simpson pfp
- If you watch even one second of PBS and dont contribute, you are a thief! A common thief!
X
- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!
Definitely my new profile pic📸 ❤️
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- Now, what is a wedding? Well, Websters Dictionary describes a wedding as The process of removing weeds from ones garden.
Like this is so true cuz like this happens too much
- I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.
- Strange, I shouldnt have been able to hear that
- Cosas que adoro
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishman and Scots, or Welshman and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn scots, they ruined Scotland!
- The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago and very little has changed. It stank then and it stinks now.
- If the Flintstones have taught us anything, its that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
- cartoons
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies.
- Homer Simpson
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- Wesley, get mommas pryin bar!
- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
- Fotografía del reddit meetup México. Circa 2018 (colorizada).
- “You know, Milhouse, Ive been thinking. This town aint so bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings. When you get right down to it, Springfields a pretty cool place to live.“
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
- Ohhh, Im gonna lose my job just cause Im dangerously unqualified!
- Im a good...work...guy.
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- Recycler diy
- Oh crap! I certainly shouldnt have said it was illegal!
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- “Im afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an, ogre.” “I ought to club them and eat their bones!”
- This is so sad, in his homeland dad was a nuclear engineer
- You see, boy? The real money is in bootlegging. Not in your childish vandalism.
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I’m 31 years old.”
- Homer, dont take this personally, but Ive obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- Simpsons frases
- Fetch
- Hey moe, wanna smell my flower?
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.
- Heres the keys “Elephants dont have keys.” “Ill just keep these, then.”
- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?
- Hot stuff, coming through
- At least Im not stuck at the cracker factory like Milhouse.
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- invasão Simpson
- Lisa: Id like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron and 25 on paella.
- Hey, fun boys, get a room!
- Its all over people! We dont have a prayer AHHHHHhhh
- I SENTENCE YOU TO KISS MY ASS!
- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!
- The most depressing episode of The Simpsons is “Crepes of Wrath.” As a child I had trouble watching it.
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
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- Ed Edd y Eddy
- Holly f*ck
- He might even make honor roll if Dad can control his night terrors.
- Saxamaphone... Sax-a-ma-phonee...
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to ... I just want you to know Ive always been proud of you. Youre my greatest accomplishment and and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person.
- Simpsons - Characters
- Simpson wallpaper iphone
- The Simpsons
- Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- Lisa Simpson
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Ralph Wiggums naruto running
- Oh crap.... I shouldnt have attended that illegal golf dinner....
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
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- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- And all this time Ive been smoking harmless tobacco!
I’m, I never thought I’d say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram
- You bad-mouthed Macgyver, didnt you?
- Best friend song lyrics
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- Sr. Burns
- HEY MR SMITHERS!
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- Title: I adore lazy Saturdays ... Its Wednesday Homer! (OC) (CC) (NEWBIE) (Artist: @Cronosart99 - Diego Fung)
- Best things as a kid
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- Alakazam pokemon
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- If youre the police, who will police the police?
- Listen, rummy, Im gonna say it plain and simple. Whered you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
- “I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.
- YOU MONSTER! AND YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTERS SAXAPHONE TOO! HOMER!... Thats our stage manager...
- Its 11 oclock do you know where your children are? I told you last night, NO!!!
- Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot
- Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy em for ya? Of course she did... you won this round Simpson!
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- hmmm
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Blursed Armin Tamzarian
- I pickled the figs myself
- Theres plenty of Milhouse to go around!
- Tesla unveils the Tesla Roadster to the public (2008)
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler
- The Simpsons Wallpapers
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- Guys, please, could you give me 5 minutes?!
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Lisa Simpson
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- me irl
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- Nanas out
- lisa simpsons
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Neddy? Neddy!
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- This is a pretzel town, pretty boy.
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- “Just because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand.”
- I know you can read my thoughts boy, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- Look! That kid’s got bosoms! Who’s got a wet towel?
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!
- Whats a battle?
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Can we just have a minute to reflect on how this sub never talks about bottomtooth?
- Elephant fresh
- What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- Happy 420!
- Our defence today
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this cant be happening! Youre operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
- Blursed Jon
- icons
- The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
- Milhouse: Bart! Nelson hit me! Bart: He sure did
- THE SİMPSONS
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- Want me to get the cat down?
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram
- A T T E N T I O N THE NEW WILL WEED THE GRASS
- Blursed Simpsons
- Systems analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst...
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- Lmao
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- The Simpsons ❣
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- Logical Fallacies
- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman
- Hey fun boys get a room!
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better.
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- Class please! If you dont learn Roman Numerals, youll never know the dates certain motion pictures were copyrighted.
- hmmm
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- ♪ Get your velvety smooth Brazilian wax ♪
- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
- Lisa Simpson
- white nike socks
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- Animated Primetime Series
- My God youre greasy.
- O Simpson
- First thing tomorrow morning Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!
- Kicking and screaming please
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- blursed_lasagna
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- Youll be back! And so will you, and you, and you!
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Who the devil are you?
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- “Oh, Smithers, guide me in” “My pleasure, sir”
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- Sr. Burns
- aesthetic, but make it yellow
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- DIBUJITOS
- The simpsons tumblr
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- I’m alive! I’m alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- Blursed Peter
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- Beavis
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- When Ive got a day off.
- memes
- Am i really that ugly?
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Lobo...Lobo...Bring back sheriff Lobo!
- “All right, Lisa, if you don’t want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make… Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.”
- Homer evolution
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
- Stickers
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- Free Comics
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Art Humor
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- Simpsons
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
Even Maggie smokes #cigars as of tonights episode of The Simpsons! The Simpsons were in Havana but it still coulda been a #paulstulaccigar from @privadacigarclub #thesimpsons - @paulstulaccigars on Instagram
- blursed_switcharoo
