Vash
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
tuabuela
I’m so sorry but it’s true and u don’t mean sad Bart Simpson pfp I mean him in the show
- Fritz, you idiot! I didnt order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!
when you cant take it
- Why do you mock me, O Lord? Homer, thats not God. Thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
Sad Bart
- God, shmod--I want my monkey man!
- bleach -
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- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
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- American dad
圖標
- Fine! But the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Spongebob And Squidward Pfp
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- Bob esponja
Feeling
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!
PFP Generator
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- Lisa: Id like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron and 25 on paella.
@parrioo
- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?
𝘵𝘢𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘩
- “Oh! I think we hit something.” “I hope it’s Flanders.”
- Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
me
- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm
baby bart pfp
- Don Rosa
SAD
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
⊰ bart
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Ohh, baby.
- Folks, this is your captain speaking. Our non-stop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.
- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
bart
- Whats a battle?
- Marge, get me your address book, 4 beers and my conversation hat
Bart
- Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot
- Arnold ❤️ Helga
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- vogue wallpaper
- Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, thats too big.
- Simpsons - Characters
- A twizzler is not a sprinkle. A jolly rancher is not a sprinkle.
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- Just seeing if I can post here
- HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE. TUNGSTEN!
- My God youre greasy.
- And Finally, Age 18
- hmmm
- Chinese Lunar New Year: Everyone arguing if its the year of the goat, sheep, or ram-- Stop it! Cant you see this barnyard noise guessing game is tearing us apart?
- Thanks, I hate phineas homer
- Everyone at school picks on the Pöpli kids, even I do
- In the naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame of love!
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- Having an opinion in 2017
- Kicking and screaming please
- There must be some mistake. We, uh, we make cookies here. Mr Burns old fashioned, good-time, extra-chewy...
- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- I am the Lizard Queen!
- cursed_oc
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- Questionable Beards
- Look, Big Daddy, its regular daddy.
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- This guy+Trees made me love some Jazz.
- Mom, theyre professional athletes. Theyre used to this. It rolls right off their backs.
- When you see how much coffee youre drinking as an M1 and then realize how much more youll need to get through dedicated, rotations, and residency [meme]
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- Thank you door
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Only Who can prevent Forest Fires? You pressed You, referring to Me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is You.
- Appropriated/Parody/Commentary Art
- That’s it mister I am disgruntled. And up until now, I was relatively gruntled.
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
- Most people don’t know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Here’s a little trick to help you remember. If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. If it’s if it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- That lemon tree is a part of our town and as kids, the backbone of our economy. We’ll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead!
- icons
- Spongebob Painting
- Mouse pads!!! Get your mouse pads!!
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.
- You are a member of a very exclusive club, the family Simpson! Which has just five members. And only two of those members have special rings...
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- Tumblr funny
- Pokemon haunter
- Android wallpaper nature
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- avatar/board covers
- Blursed Simpsons
- Rick and morty drawing
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Allan Poe
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- Sr. Burns
- Blursed Simpson’s
- Los Simsons
- And all this time Ive been smoking harmless tobacco!
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Was anyone else addicted to Duckman back in the 90s?
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- foto meme
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- M-Murphy, You-you are an elf... Uncontrollably. I think! Nam myoho renge kyo.
- Panic !
- THAT WASNT PART OF OUR DEAL BLACKHEART
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- Our defence today
- You know, most people dont know the difference between Apple Cider and Apple Juice but I do.
- Well, Ive always been a firm believer in the three Rs. Reading TV Guide, writing to TV Guide and, um, renewing TV Guide.
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- hmmm
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- 900 dollar-idoos!?! Tobias!!
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake
- Patty y Selma
- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?
- Spongebob haircut
- in love meme
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- Lisa Simpson
- next wallpaper
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- American dad Roger
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- File Photo
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- Hey fun boys get a room!
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.
- People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
- Hey, remember our agreement. Im the man!
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.
- Soon you’ll have a mighty hump.
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- Fav TV Couples
- When you show up to the Debs when youre 20
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- My purpose in life is to witness this moment
- OH, YOU WANT A ROCK FIGHT, EH?
- It’s not just A microphone dad.........
- Simpsons
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- FREE MASON
- Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.
- Best friend song lyrics
- Uh, sir, did you ever think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
- This is a pretzel town, pretty boy.
- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!
- I’m alive! I’m alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- Khomeini died years ago. But, Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- THE SİMPSONS
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
- Whats that? You want me to drink you?
- Systems analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst...
- Ooh he card read good!
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- Futurama Tattoo
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- THIS ACT IS OVER.
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- Looking at the price when you invested only what you can afford to lose
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Lisa Simpson
- RIP Anthony Bourdain
- No, that’s German for “The Bart, The.”
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- I got interests. and I aint talkin about stamp collectin, although I do find that esstremely interestin.
- meme book
- Ive been in prison, Cecil. Ill be happy just as long as it doesnt taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.
- Sideshow Bob (Ross)
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Die Simpsons
- hmmm
MIDWEST DREAM ™ ... Some more promotional pieces we created for the show. Midwest garage sale aesthetic. - @branden.j.redmond on Instagram
- Jocelyn Flores :)
- A war veteran of world war 2 talking about his war experience to his grandsons (2009 colorized)
- Hey, fun boys, get a room!
- Come onnnn, leave town!
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- @simpscns on Instagram
- First image of earth from the moon. Taken by the lunar orbiter on August 23rd, 1966. (Colorized)
- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Bart Simpson
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.
- Am i really that ugly?
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- Jasons Board
- Which one
- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...
- Well, I’m off to market
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- hmmm
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- How to draw abs
- My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I’m 31 years old.”
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
- I pickled the figs myself
- You see, boy? The real money is in bootlegging. Not in your childish vandalism.
- If its clear and yella, youve got juice there, fella. If its tangy and brown, youre in cider town.
- white nike socks
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- simpsons quotes
- Holly f*ck
- Pipe down sister, I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was actually Liza Minnelli *Shudders*
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- Sims 2 Bella Goth watching Dina steal her man, and her daughter getting cheated on from the UFO shes stuck on
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
- blursed_lasagna
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- sad
- When Ive got a day off.
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- Stephen Jay Gould
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- Lisa Simpson
- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.
- blursed_bart
- I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
- art
- hmmm
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- Free Comics
- “It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, we built a bigger mini-mall. They baked the world’s biggest pizza, we burned down their city hall.”
- Le Pop
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- Just so you dont hear any wild rumors, Im being indicted for fraud in Australia
- Hey!! He looks just like you, pointdexter!!!
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- Now listen up. Its your basic Statue of Liberty play with one twist. You throw it to me. Knute Rockne called it the forward pass.
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- Art Humor
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- Stickers
- Homer Simpson
- film strip
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- aesthetic, but make it yellow
- Fetch
- Arent there any healthy animals in this forest?!
- The simpsons tumblr
- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.
- cartoon aesthetic
- blursed_switcharoo
- “All right, Lisa, if you don’t want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make… Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.”
- “Oh, Smithers, guide me in” “My pleasure, sir”
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- me irl
- The Simpsons ❣
- The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago and very little has changed. It stank then and it stinks now.
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Blursed Homart Simpson
- Now this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I dont know, you might want to wear a hat.
- Beavis
- invasão Simpson
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- Anime
- Ah, kettle chips, the perfect side dish... For revenge.
- cartoons
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- Patty y Selma
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
