- I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- The original version of The Simpsons (1987)
- me irl
- A Perfectly Crumulent Board
- Blursed Simpsons
- Everytime a hun says that their product is medically approved, this is the doctor that approves them!!
- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- Spongebob christmas
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- “Hey... I don’t remember sayin’ that.”
- Tom Hanks? Idris Elba? Ok, just so long as it’s...
- Cherry Seaborn confirms her engagement to singer Ed Sheeran (January, 2018)
- Wallpapers
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman
- Am i really that ugly?
- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever
- Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy em for ya? Of course she did... you won this round Simpson!
- me irl
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- Well, I’m off to market
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Work stress quotes
- Whats a battle?
- Uh, sir, did you ever think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
- Simpsons frases
- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!
- Wallpaper quotes
- Neddy? Neddy!
- But I do...
- Now listen up. Its your basic Statue of Liberty play with one twist. You throw it to me. Knute Rockne called it the forward pass.
- “I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.
- You bad-mouthed Macgyver, didnt you?
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- They called me Kid Gorgeous, Later on it was Kid Presentable, Then Kid Gruesome, And finally Kid Moe
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- Sims 2 Bella Goth watching Dina steal her man, and her daughter getting cheated on from the UFO shes stuck on
- Marge Simpson
- Os Simpsons já sabiam da reunião ministerial há muito tempo...
- Anime
- banana
- Looking at the price when you invested only what you can afford to lose
- Lisa: Id like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron and 25 on paella.
- Bogeys air speed not sufficient for intercept. Suggest we get out and walk.
- Huhuhuh... Cool.....huhuhuh...
- Video humour
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- in love meme
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- simpsons party
- ILL DIE BEFORE I SURRENDER, TIM.
- book love
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- Up yours, children
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight.
- Marge is the best kind of mom.
- invasão Simpson
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- blursed_lasagna
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
Excelente #domingo para ver los #simpsons #lego #original #thesimpsons #love #argentina #arg #buenosaires #ar - @argenlego on Instagram
- Homer quotes
- Simpsons frases
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- Let me read to your from my play.
- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
- Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, please help yourself to this tripe!
- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.
- This is so sad, in his homeland dad was a nuclear engineer
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- The birds and the bees
- Awesome
- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!
I’m, I never thought I’d say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- Whats your favorite shitty parenting moment? Ill go first: Wow Dad, you look really hungover... 😂
Vagkraft is wishing all our northern friends and family in Canada a Happy Canada Day! We hope everyone has a safe and socially distanced day today! #ohcanada #canada #holidayfun #vw #Vagkraft #fresh #vwfamily - @vagkraft on Instagram
- Arnold ❤️ Helga
- Cursed_Show
- Disco Stu does not advertise.
- Ed Edd y Eddy
- film strip
- Sr. Burns
- Anime
- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- Art for Young Masters
- cartoon aesthetic
- Walt Disney
- Homer quotes
- Adult Animated Sitcoms... #TotallyMeantForChildren
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- @film.wave on Instagram
- DIBUJITOS
- This but without the sarcasm
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- Alexsandro Palombo
- papeis de parede suel
- American Dad
- FREE MASON
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- The Simpsons - And Maggie makes three (Season 6, Episode 13. Aired 1.22.95). Homer tells the story of Maggies birth. Lisa notices there are no baby photos of Maggie. Homer has placed them over a plaque at his work that reads Dont forget: youre here forever, altering it to say Do it for her.
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Man, that is blatant false advertising!
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- Hey Arnold :)
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- Wholesome simpsons
- Fritz, you idiot! I didnt order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- Simpsons mural based on the insanity pepper episode. (x-post from r/pics)
- Memes Simpsons
- All about the 1990s
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- Jack daniels party
- Aesthetic
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- hmmm
- Everybody... Everybody get naked!
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- My dads all stoked cause todays the Fourth of July. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Was anyone else addicted to Duckman back in the 90s?
- Lisa Simpson
- Hey, Waylon! Whos the bear?
- What a country!
@pkdelas O Rei 🤴 das lives no Instagram kkk. Ajudem marcando ele nos comentários por favor 👊❤. . . . . . #simpsonized #simpsonfan #simpsonizedart #simpsons #pkdelas #reidelas #live #funk #marge #rio #funkbrasil - @magicaature on Instagram
- You know, most people dont know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do! Heres a little trick to help you remember: If its clear an yella, you got juice there fellah; if its tangy and brown youre in cider town! Now, there are two exceptions that...
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- THE TURKEYS A LITTLE DRY?!
- I DONT KNOW WHAT PHALLOCENTRIC MEANS, BUT NO GIRLS...
- “Oh, Smithers, guide me in” “My pleasure, sir”
- My God youre greasy.
- Where’s Christmas?!?!
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Homer Simpson - Junior Vice President: Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net
- If Simpsons characters were anime characters, who would they be?
- Crazy Abe Simpson.
- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- You better have a damn good conductor!
- Hey fun boys get a room!
- Would you be interested in buying some *illegal* fireworks?
- art
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Homer Simpson
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- Holly f*ck
- lisa simpsons
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- Tattoos torso
- Just so you dont hear any wild rumors, Im being indicted for fraud in Australia
- My purpose in life is to witness this moment
- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when im around.
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- Egyptian hieroglyphics are invented, 3100 B.C.
- Amén
- SIMPSONS
- I wanted to surprise you for Christmas
- Patty y Selma
- Everyone at school picks on the Pöpli kids, even I do
- movie scripts
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Poke the monster with a stick! Tuppence a jab! Cmon, queue up, lads.
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- Football Head
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- Art Humor
To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram
- American Dad
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Cartoon Wars
- hmmm
- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- Why is Lisa giving her mom the do me eyes?...Springfield is in Alabama wow
- Denver the Last Dinosaur
- See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
- Life With Loopy
Ehi tu, ciucciati lo spiedino…ma anche l’hamburger, la costoletta, la coscia e la lombata 🍗🍖🍔 😆 #mancinimarket #attrezzatureprofessionali #grill #ofyr #ofyrgrill #bbq #ofyrbbq #barbecue #grigliare #bbqmeat - @mancinimarket on Instagram
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- icons
- IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN
- Marge, can we switch? I dont trust these guys.
- Which one
- Pop Gossip
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Lisa Simpson
- white nike socks
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- Beavis
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- Patty y Selma
- Lisas reading problem
- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.
- Well if it isnt my old friend Mr McGreg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
- She’s got the munchies... for a California Cheeseburger..
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
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- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- simpsons quotes
- Patty y Selma
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- That lemon tree is a part of our town and as kids, the backbone of our economy. We’ll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead!
- O Simpson
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- The Simpsons
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
- I am Lugash.
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- Stephen Jay Gould
- Stickers Cool
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- Does anyone else admit this is where they first heard of the mumu?
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.
- Khomeini died years ago. But, Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- If youre the police, who will police the police?
- And heres a picture even you can figure out. Its a door! Use it!
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- American Dad
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- What anime is this?
- Lmao
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
- Bobs burgers
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- Iron man cartoon
- Anyone else love Hey Arnold as a kid?
- Freaky
- Rick and morty poster
- Stickers
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding.
- Animated Primetime Series
- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.
- The simpsons tumblr
- THE SİMPSONS
- Cartoons dont have to be 100% realistic
- blursed unmasking
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
- Cursed_Simpsons
- Saw this and figured I’d post it. ✌️❤️
- The Simpsons ❣
- Die Simpsons
- Marge Simpson
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- Los Simsons
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- cartoons
- Le Pop
- O Simpson
- Sombreado
- Jasons Board
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- blursed_switcharoo
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- invasão Simpson
- Free Comics
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- Fetch
