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- When your sober friend stops by to see how yall are doing
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- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- This is what Bitcoin hodlers fog of war looks like.
21 Abe Simpson Moments That Will Never Not Be Funny
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
Eye On Springfield
- Beavis&Butthead
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- Sr. Burns
- When the sun gets to here, we can drink again!
- 9 TO 5
- The USA declares independence from Great Britain,1776
- “Cheer up, Dad. Did you know the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?” “Yes. ‘Crisitunity’!”
- Michael Martin right now
- Simpsons frases
- Dont go in that tele, waait a second
- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
- That time Quagmire punched Cleveland so hard he knocked his mustache off.
- Im a good...work...guy.
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- In Forrest Gump (1994), Forrest Gump says My names Forrest, Forrest Gump. This is an inconsistency, as his name is Forrest Gump, and not Forrest Forrest Gump.
- And Linda Carter wasn’t actually here?!
- cartoon aesthetic
- Well, you keep using words like pasghetti and momatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N.And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- Blursed_bart
- Rate My Professor
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- ROBOT HOUSE!!!
- Listen to your mother Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mothers watchful eye, and swift hand. Oh, theres mother now...watching me. Whats that mother? I have a right to be here! Its school business! Mother, that sailor suit doesnt fit anymore!
- Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll.
- Find the bathroom alright?
- Blursed Homart Simpson
- B and b
- When you check your online banking after a night of lovely pints
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- Blursed Simpsons Prediction # 9,503,375,921
- Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman? I aint messing with no caped crusader.
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- SpongeBob
- Every muscle in my bodys getting a workout... especially my big fat mouth
- “Nice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy em for you?” “Of course she did. Who else would have?”
- Hello grandpa my old friend........
- blursed family bonding
- When Summer uses the monkey paw to save the Devil’s life - who got the blessing and who got the curse? Was Summer getting her three wishes her blessing and then getting Zuckerburged out of n33dful.com her curse? Or… was the Devil’s life being saved his blessing and the roidrage beatdown his curse?
- 900 dollar-idoos!?! Tobias!!
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- Well, I’m off to market
- blursed white apu
- Is it just me or is Seth MacFarlane freakin hot?
- Martha ODriscoll (with signature) & Errol Flynn - USO Show - Dutch Harbor, Alaska - December 4th, 1943
- Let me read to your from my play.
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Born this way
- Will my Ultra Boosts ever stop sounding like Spongebobs boots?
- ♫ And then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode you...♫
- This comic made me laugh
- My moms yelling at me on the phone but I havent figured out why
- Facebook Feed
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- Oh crap.... I shouldnt have attended that illegal golf dinner....
- Big Fish
- 2020 Election
- hmmm
- YOU GUYS! SERIOUSLY! I DID IT YOU GUYS!
- [INSPO] We out here tryna look like Ed boy.
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Ill be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- hmmm
- Dillon Francis
- Thats MY novelty flying disc!
- What a crappy candle
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
- blursed unmasking
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- “Hi-dilly-ho! Welcome to to your new home neglect-a-renos!”
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- American Dad Memes
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- “Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?”
- NO. IM JUST GOING OUT TO COMMIT CERTAIN DEEDS.
- Wait a minute... This sounds like rock and/or roll!
- My grandfather always disliked his white strand of hair because as a kid he was teased for it. But I always thought it looked really cool. (1950s)
- Did you just call me a liar?
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- spin rick 360° and be amazed
- Han i Bonde söker fru är inte helt olik Beavis.
- Hi, Lisa! Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Crazy Abe Simpson.
- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- Ow! My freaking ears!
- My dads all stoked cause todays the Fourth of July. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.
- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- I think itd be a gas if you turned that magic bus around kept on truckin to our pig pad.
- Blursed Peter
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- Why, there are no children here at the 4-H club either. Am I so out of touch?... No, its the children who are wrong!
- Ants huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But Im sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.
- Anyone else love Hey Arnold as a kid?
- Thank You God!
- No limits-watercolour and ink A2
- M-Murphy, You-you are an elf... Uncontrollably. I think! Nam myoho renge kyo.
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- My dapper dad in his short-shorts with his pipe at Lake Sunapee, NH (1940s). R.I.P., Dad!
- Hey Lois! Im Rick Astley!
- My God youre greasy.
- F to Gary
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops
- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- THE SİMPSONS
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- I have a ball. Perhaps youd like to bounce it.
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- The Simpsons ❣
- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.
- Fine! But the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
- Anime
- I know that some of you are upset about the area code change, especially those of you covered with dynamite.
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.
- Forgive-a-ness please
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Joke this full
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- See, Lisa? Instead of one big shot controlling all the media, now theres a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
- Blursed forward facing Burns and Smithers
- Blursed author
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- “They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them.” “It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it Seymour?” “Yes. Yes it is, sir.”
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Huhuhuh... Cool.....huhuhuh...
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- cursed_ᴍɪɴɪᴏɴ
- I haven’t painted in awhile. Just hung this up and thought you’d enjoy it.
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- “Hey... I don’t remember sayin’ that.”
- Would you be interested in buying some *illegal* fireworks?
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- Books
- When you drive through Longford for the first time
- Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!
- I am trying to find a new look. What do you guys suggest for my clothes and hair?
- This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. Its women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- Up yours, children
- With the Oscars tonight, theres a lot of buzz around Lenny
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- Beavis and Butthead
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
- Listen, rummy, Im gonna say it plain and simple. Whered you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
- Oh no, Bette Midler!
- Chronic Fatigue
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Star Trek Crew
- When you hear there’s a corona virus outbreak in The Republic of Ireland but you live in Ireland
- Ooh he card read good!
- Tax Day
- “Its already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker.”
- Oh my God! He is like some sort of...non...giving up...school guy!
- Art | Scott Campbell
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- Doctors in plague inc after I infect the entire planet with insanity
- Hey Arnold :)
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!
- Laugh Suppression: A daily struggle for working Redditors
- Patty y Selma
- It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
- invasão Simpson
- “Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!”
- Lenny painting I did for my uncles birthday
- Lobsters live at the bottom of the sea.
- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.
- The simpsons tumblr
- Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.
- Good lord! Theres a fly in my drink
- There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- My father, his sister, and their grandmother in 1935. I colorized and old B&W photo.
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
- Die Simpsons
- Spongebob Painting
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- But, Marge, that little guy hasnt done anything yet. Look at him. Hes going to do something and you know its going to be good.
- First image of earth from the moon. Taken by the lunar orbiter on August 23rd, 1966. (Colorized)
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Micheal Simpson
- But, Marge, that little guy hasnt done anything yet. Look at him. Hes going to do something, and you know its going to be good...
- Canada
- Tim Gunn
- The Simpsons ❣
- Go go gadget!
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- what doesesjsje sojOSNJDEKIAN!!!23123
- American dad
- I found you
- This is absolutely one of the most confusing, messed-up episodes. An actual non-Alabama Alabama story
- When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
- Huhuhuh... Cool.....huhuhuh...
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- American Dad
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
- Soon you’ll have a mighty hump.
- Whats a battle?
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- Stickers
- The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago and very little has changed. It stank then and it stinks now.
- Poke the monster with a stick! Tuppence a jab! Cmon, queue up, lads.
- Family Guy
- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.
- Stupid babies need the MOST attention!
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- Alexsandro Palombo
- Blursed Simpson’s
- Am i really that ugly?
- I pickled the figs myself
- Could someone send me a png of this guy? (Old design not the new one)
Bart vibes - @piegordo.pe on Instagram
- And since Id achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.
- Simpsons
- Art Humor
- School Of Visual Arts
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- The most depressing episode of The Simpsons is “Crepes of Wrath.” As a child I had trouble watching it.
- Amén
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- Pop Gossip
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- Allan Poe
- I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!!
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- Hello, Im Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so its borrowing some of mine.
- Hmmm
- Why is Lisa giving her mom the do me eyes?...Springfield is in Alabama wow
- Watch the potty mouth, honey.
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- Kindred Spirits [OC]
- Me_irl
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Took suggestions for a drawing a day. Day 3.
- FREE MASON
- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- American Dad
- THIS ACT IS OVER.
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Fritz, you idiot! I didnt order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- Winning these framed pictures from the fair.
- Blursed_Bill_devito
- blursed_switcharoo
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Art: Peter Hurd and Family
- blursed_pickle_rick
- Beavis
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- When your landlord texts you about coming by in a few minutes to replace smoke detectors but youve been slacking on housework
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now thats psychiatry
- American Dad
- Arnold ❤️ Helga
- Cursed_Simpsons
- Cursed_Show
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- Aesthetic cartoons
- hmmm
