- HEY, MOM. THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
- When I saw SyFy playing a futurama marathon
- My theory is, Skinner likes dog food
- Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining. Furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
- Dont kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance hed eat you and everyone you cared about!
- Cursed_Simpsons
- No children, no. Your education is important. Roman numerals, etc. Whatever. I tried.
- Well I couldnt possibly solve this mystery.... Can you??
- Front facing Joe and haunted Louis is real.
- Hey, look at us. Now we are sh*t but in gold
- This whole situation has turned his whole life upside-down face...
- I should be resisting but Im paralyzed with rage... And island rhythms!
- Ow! My freaking ears!
- Panic !
- Blursed_Cartman
- For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper thats not afraid to say how great this country is.
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
- NO. IM JUST GOING OUT TO COMMIT CERTAIN DEEDS.
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Hey...how would you like to go to my apartment...and beyond
- “Dad, what is that?” “Well, if Bart can be El Barto...”
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- Pipe down sister, I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was actually Liza Minnelli *Shudders*
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- “Are you saying ‘Boo’ or ‘Boo-Urns’?!”
- When you enter Tears of Guthix at the same time as someone else, but they leave before you
- Shell go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
- Mr Burns meme format
- With the Oscars tonight, theres a lot of buzz around Lenny
- And Linda Carter wasn’t actually here?!
- Watch out for the Shaq Attack!
- olympic games
- You know, most people dont know the difference between Apple Cider and Apple Juice but I do.
- otto weekend job
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- “Well, according to our computer-aging program she should look about... 25 years older.”
- A quick reminder that this exists
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- Oh no, if Marge marries Artie... Ill never be born!
- “I don’t say ‘evasion’, I say ‘avoision’.”
- Inflammable means flammable? What a country..
- Wow! You really clobbered him..
- Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor. No I’m not, no I’m not. I’m, um.. dusting for prints.
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- Now do Classical Gas
- This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
- “Well, God said I could walk just once. I was saving it for Susies wedding day, but...”
- Quick, mods are sleeping, disband the PTA!
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Mein bratwurst has a first name, its F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, its S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N
- Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
- Simpsons frases
- mrw when Rockstar dont release the Jester Classic
- Hello, Mr. Thompson
- Find the bathroom alright?
- Sears catalog
- Quagmire during quarantine
- Peter Griffin
- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
- Anyone missing jolly-ol’ Pip Pirrip?
- But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! Youre from two different worlds!
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
- Now according to Animal Crackers, theres no river here.
- Dude, karma...kar-ma
- Cursed_novel
- No Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor, and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- HOLY JUMPING CESARS CATFISH! MY H HAS BEEN STOLEN!
- “But I’m definitely going to make orphans of his children. You know, they do have a mother. Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.
- Where is ranger McFadden?
- I thought I’d chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that’s what I thought. How difficult can it be? Im sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I cant stress that enough...
- Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito
- I like how they added some attention to detail.
- I Can Shout You Name Louder!! JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE 😃
- Its just, just that its the same old kind of gag, isnt it. I mean, lets give the audience some credit. How about a gigantic mousetrap?
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- NO, YOU CANT HAVE THAT ONE. THATS A COCONUT CAKE!
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- Hold out your stockings kids!
- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.
- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!
- Milhouse give him back his soul, Ive got work tomorrow!
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- Blursed_Peter
- Yes, thats a real pickle.
- I pickled the figs myself
- You can dance! You can dance! Everybody look at your pants!
- Heres the keys “Elephants dont have keys.” “Ill just keep these, then.”
- Homer?? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- Forgiveness Please
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Look! That kid’s got bosoms! Who’s got a wet towel?
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- Cursed peppa
- 2 months in the hole Or am I being obtuse ??
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- And since Id achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?
- Its all over people! We dont have a prayer AHHHHHhhh
- No beer until you finish your tequila!
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Hello grandpa my old friend........
- Listening to Saint Pablo for the first time
- Ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
- Excellent Zutroy!
- 1960s
- Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?
- Jon, slayer of the unworthy
- “Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?”
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?
- Alright Men, Get Ready to Blast Off. Whoo! Were in Orbit Now!
- Mr. Simpson! The tar fumes are making me dizzy!
- hmmm
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- Cheaply, Re-Humanized, Businessmen.
- Mom. Dad. I missed you.
- Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: You gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- Let’s not forget the most important character guy incognito
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- Who else here remembers Madeline?
- We need a symbol. Something that says were gay and Republican.
- Look daddy a whale egg!
- Im a good...work...guy.
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- If only this sugar was as sweet as you sir.
- Canada
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Go to bed right now, young man.
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Since youve attended public school, Im going to assume youre already proficient with small arms.
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
- Hi-Diddily-Ho Vasharino
- Well theyll...When they find him, um...mumble mumble
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- Elephant fresh
- Damn those sideburns
- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
- “They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them.” “It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it Seymour?” “Yes. Yes it is, sir.”
- Ha ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no-one came to my birthday party.
- Cheers Show Secrets
- I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!!
- Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
- “Its already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker.”
- Cursed_Joe
- Is this scene from a real episode and if so which one? I’d like to watch it.
- GREENhorn?!... WHOs a greenhorn?!.... WHATs a greenhorn?!
- F2P Spies.
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- “Thank you, Dr. Hibbert” “Don’t thank me. Thank THE KNIFE!”
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- Oh my god! Damn you snowww!!
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.
- Neddy? Neddy!
- “Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter, is smarter”
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- When youre alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON
- Why, there are no children here at the 4-H club either. Am I so out of touch?... No, its the children who are wrong!
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- My fellow Americans, as a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball
- This is Wiggum, reporting a 3-18! Waking a police officer!
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Hey, Surly Only Looks Out For One Guy...Surly!
- Since youve attended public school, Im going to assume youre already proficient with small arms, so well start you off with something a little more advanced.
- Blursed_ferb
- But Ginger, honey, I am not the catch I appear to be!
- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
- Gummi bears
- Blursed dorito and fire hydrant
- My favourite Fry moment: *SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW* Hey, youre quite the talker arent cha? *SCRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW* SHUT THE HELL UP!!
- I don’t wanna hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpies??
- “Did you get the job? Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”
- When you’re invited to a TicTac lunch and Ru starts listing all your dead relatives
- So long, farewell, Shop Kwik-E-Mart and save!
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- Blursed joe
- Don’t ever change, Todd
- This episode gets me every time... Luck of the Fryish
- Thats right....all the tea.
- Doctors in plague inc after I infect the entire planet with insanity
- Oh you dont have to take your shoes off, our house sucks
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- I dunno, Theres some real buzz around lenny
- Your current location? Oh. Uh, Im a-- Im on a road. Looks to be asphalt. Um, aw, geez. Trees, shrubs. Im directly under the Earths sun ... now.
- I have a ball. Perhaps youd like to bounce it.
- Creative sentencing is common these days. Thats why Bill Clinton is our new mailman.
- Sir, there are six cinder blocks missing... There will be no hospital then, Ill tell the children..
- I Loved That Movie Young Frankenstein.... Scared the HELL out of me!
- [S04E08] Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eatin machine!
- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo
- Homer?? Who is Homer?? My name is Guy Incognito
- Tax Day
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- Mom, theyre professional athletes. Theyre used to this. It rolls right off their backs.
- ‘How frightfully rude! I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye!’
- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!
- This is absolutely one of the most confusing, messed-up episodes. An actual non-Alabama Alabama story
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you?!?
- No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
- Futurama Tattoo
- A picture you can actually hear. 😂
- Dont you EVER compare me to F*(^#ng Anne Hathaway!
- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
- Oh Good, my laundry is done. Moe at his Finest
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- 18% approval ratings. Ill give you 18% of my foot in your ass
- Figurinhas
- What’s your name son?
- Listen to your mother Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mothers watchful eye, and swift hand. Oh, theres mother now...watching me. Whats that mother? I have a right to be here! Its school business! Mother, that sailor suit doesnt fit anymore!
- Did you just call me a liar?
- I bet you can hear this image.
- Ooh he card read good!
- Family Guy
- Oh yeah, me-medicinal! I... Without it, I could go ehhh... go even blinder! Right?
- me irl
- Its time to kick some back!
- I once spent the time I was supposed to use for studying just to think about how joe got up the stairs in the theme song.
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- “Peter, it’s making me watch!”
- “A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything!”
- I dream of Jesus. What a brilliant way to introduce the character 😂. Working in a record store.
- What is Quag doing?
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- Everyones saying star wars this! And Kylo Ren that! But no ones saying worship this! And Jericho that!
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- Milhouse: Bart! Nelson hit me! Bart: He sure did
- “Ha Ha” “Hey, Nelson. Hes really hurt. I think he broke his leg.“ “I said: Ha Ha.”
- Do you just follow my husband around? Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- The gal Im stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet. - Moe Aw, Moe. Thats too far. - Lenny
- Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better.
- Quagmire should be about 71 years old this year
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- What do you do, follow my husband around? Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- ...PURE...WEST.
- Wait a minute... This sounds like rock and/or roll!
- If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you care about!
- I dont want to live anymore!
- How about some love for shoulder guy?
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- Ants huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But Im sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.
- Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy Families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. Its a market we could do without.
- Found this new Meme Format
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college.
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- And all this time Ive been smoking harmless tobacco!
- Oh my God its Hitler, hes back, hurry, protect Jon Stewart, hes our most important Jew!
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Duffman is thrusting in the direction on the problem!
- Dad, whats the blow hole for? Ill tell you what its not for son, and when I do, youll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld.
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- When you hear there’s a corona virus outbreak in The Republic of Ireland but you live in Ireland
- 10 bucks! $2! $7! $4! $5.50! $10! Sold! Sucker... I wouldve gone to $15 easy. I am so stupid. *puts gloves on* Awesome.
- Doofenshmirtz presentation template-inator
- Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!
- ...Well the real humans wont burn so fast in there
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- What a crappy candle
- ROBOT HOUSE!!!
- Mr. Seltzer? Setzer. No. I think its Seltzer.
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- Just hook it to my veins!
- Back you go, to waits for a woman of less discriminating tastes.
- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?
- Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeb..
- Look at me with the cok neext to my nom
- Even more side facing quagmire!!!
