- Hillbilly
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- When you make eye contact with someone and they dont look away first
- I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- Makin’ movies and Makin’ Music and Fightin’ ‘Round the World!
- You better get that red dot checked out.
it’s... our band... very nice - @polkadot.band on Instagram
- “Lisa likes Nelson!” “She does not!” “Milhouse likes Lisa!” “He does not!” Janey likes Milhouse! She does not! Uter likes Milhouse! NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!
- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?
BAD NEWS! Joe Ruby, one of the creators from Scooby Doo has passed away today at the age of 87 by natural causes. 😢 Rest In Peace... - @scoobydoo_mystery_inc on Instagram
- The time between the Simple Minds song Dont you forget about me (released 20Feb1985) and Luck of the Fryish (aired 11Mar2001) is now shorter than the episode aired date and present date. This show is now closer to the 80s than to present day, and still holds up nicely!
- Blursed_family guy
- Funs over, fellas. If youre going to beat up my friend in my bar, theres a two-drink minimum.
- @tylerchilders1 on Instagram
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Youd rather sit in prison than spend one evening with the Zapper??
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- Blursed_Rock&Roll
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield Police have told me that 91 % of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- Listening to Saint Pablo for the first time
- “Oh, your playing days are over, my friend. But you can always fall back on your degree in.....Communications?! Oh, dear lord!”
- Fav TV Couples
- John Jonah Jameson, and his Stand 「YESTERDAYS PAPERS」
- This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
- Front facing Joe and haunted Louis is real.
- Blursed picture
- Flag of imaginary South American nation spotted on Tintin
- Family guy
- Hot stuff, coming through
- Bonanza
- Donald and Daisy Duck
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining. Furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
- Lol
- DONT YOU HATE PANTS?!?
- This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. Its women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
- Lenny and Carl
- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
- !!DISCOUNT SALE!!
- Quagmire during quarantine
- Im a cowboy from 1930! There are 3 things wrong with my costume can anybody name them?!?!
Had a reeeaaally bad week but this cheered me up a bit😂 - @phineas.and.ferb.memes on Instagram
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- I married the most beautiful soul in my favorite place. Great smokies..
- I told you I aint a bear! Rawr Rawr Rawr, no one understands you, she-bear!
- Chris Cuomo travels to Sunset Beach, Aug 12, 2019
- Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?
- See my Vest!
- What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train, which I could also afford?
- Lets not forget blue-haired Ms. Hoover
- Im not convinced!
- Thats right....all the tea.
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- My theory is, Skinner likes dog food
- Homer Simpson
- Blursed_Sniper
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- I was so gay. But I couldnt tell anyone.
- Every time I see the picture of the old man with the timer.....
- When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
- Want me to get the cat down?
- danged ol black hole man
- Forgiveness Please
- Oh what do you think Reverend?
- How dio felt in jonathans body
- Cursed_Joe
- Disney face swaps
- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.
- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.
- Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
- Now do Classical Gas
- “No, no! The PTA has not disbanded!”
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- Son, I am going to teach you a lesson. Im going to stand here and watch you smoke everyone of those cigarettes. Then maybe youll learn.
- IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN
- Spare me your euphemisms! Its fat camp for Daddys chubby little secret!
- My favourite Fry moment: *SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW* Hey, youre quite the talker arent cha? *SCRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW* SHUT THE HELL UP!!
- Get back to work Stewart
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- When Ive got a day off.
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Ohh, baby.
- As long as Ive got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car, I dont need anything else.
- Hey Dude, hes raggin on your cord
- Homer?? Who is Homer?? My name is Guy Incognito
- When youre alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON
- Figurinhas
- See, Lisa? Instead of one big shot controlling all the media, now theres a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
- Happy 420!
- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!
- Blursed forward facing Burns and Smithers
- Wow! You really clobbered him..
- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler
- With the Oscars tonight, theres a lot of buzz around Lenny
- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
- “Death to America, and butter sauce. Dont boil me, Im still alive. Iraq Lobster!”
- For a while Elmer Fudd gained weight, but the viewers, especially the female audience did not like this. So the Warner Bros. gave him an ultimatum Get in shape or well just have to recast you. This put Elmer under much pressure but in a few months he lost 150 lbs and got a nose-job just in case.
- As soon as Zed get here the party will begin
- Me when I saw egg nog at the grocery store today.
- In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- Whats a battle?
- Dude, karma...kar-ma
- The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn’t.
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- I should be resisting but Im paralyzed with rage... And island rhythms!
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- My fellow Americans, as a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball
- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?
Beer and karaoke with Homer. Yes. Simpson’s premiere tonight with yours truly as Burn’s robotic working mans alter ego. - @dkharbour on Instagram
- Blursed_ferb
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Hello grandpa my old friend........
- So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end.
- Me🦆irl
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- 2 months in the hole Or am I being obtuse ??
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- And since Id achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.
- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.
- Actual footage of Michael Martin and the cabinet self isolating in the Dail bar.
- “Its already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker.”
- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- No beer until you finish your tequila!
- Simpson, the American people have never tolerated incompetence in their public officials.
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- Me to the HC at pre-shift
- Mommy, Daddy, Chris, Dog, Brian.
- I got interests. and I aint talkin about stamp collectin, although I do find that esstremely interestin.
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- Simpsons frases
- Books
- otto weekend job
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- “Well, God said I could walk just once. I was saving it for Susies wedding day, but...”
- Is this scene from a real episode and if so which one? I’d like to watch it.
- Me after I eat all the food in the house
- I dream of Jesus. What a brilliant way to introduce the character 😂. Working in a record store.
- Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
- I think he’s a good man, I like him. I’ve got nothing against him, but I’m definitely going to make orphans of his children.
- Elon Musk teases electric plane design and smokes weed on Joe Rogan podcast (2018)
- Milhouse give him back his soul, Ive got work tomorrow!
- Hey, fun boys, get a room!
- Inflammable means flammable? What a country..
These cool cats are going to be playing at the Rockin The Rails concert TONIGHT!! From 5-7:30pm The Blenderz Band will be lighting up Downtown Covington with their great music! Be there! Or miss out on all the fun. - @covingtontrailhead on Instagram
- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!
- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Blursed joe
- Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor. No I’m not, no I’m not. I’m, um.. dusting for prints.
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- me irl
- Quagmire should be about 71 years old this year
- We all know his name.
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- When you enter Tears of Guthix at the same time as someone else, but they leave before you
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Most people write letters to movie stars. This Simpson guy writes to movies. Dear Die Hard, you rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S. Do you know Mad Max?
- Just saw a new Hey Arnold movie trailer. Whats your favorite Hey Arnold Episode?
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
- Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: You gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- I havent seen American die like that since Abraham Lincoln
- How can Ace be One and Eleven? What kind of God would allow that?!
- Heres the keys “Elephants dont have keys.” “Ill just keep these, then.”
- “Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?”
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse
- Why, there are no children here at the 4-H club either. Am I so out of touch?... No, its the children who are wrong!
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- “They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them.” “It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it Seymour?” “Yes. Yes it is, sir.”
- 1960s
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Everyones saying star wars this! And Kylo Ren that! But no ones saying worship this! And Jericho that!
- Stay Alert! Stay Safe! Bert & Gert. Was this only a Canadian thing?
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Mrs. Simpson. I killed my pencil!
- In the naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame of love!
- If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you care about!
- I Can Shout You Name Louder!! JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE 😃
- Oh you dont have to take your shoes off, our house sucks
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- Sears catalog
- “But I’m definitely going to make orphans of his children. You know, they do have a mother. Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Fine! But the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
- Excellent Zutroy!
- But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! Youre from two different worlds!
- [S04E08] Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eatin machine!
- MRW Top says hell skull fuck all us platoon leaders if our Joes dont stop getting DUIs and STDs.
- Shell go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
- Damn those sideburns
- You can dance! You can dance! Everybody look at your pants!
- Cheers Show Secrets
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- “A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything!”
- Hey, remember our agreement. Im the man!
- “Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter, is smarter”
- A quick reminder that this exists
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- Its all over people! We dont have a prayer AHHHHHhhh
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- “Thank you, Dr. Hibbert” “Don’t thank me. Thank THE KNIFE!”
- Neddy? Neddy!
- Well theyll...When they find him, um...mumble mumble
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- Canada
Yep - @the.dumpsters on Instagram
- I dunno, Theres some real buzz around lenny
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- And Linda Carter wasn’t actually here?!
- NO, YOU CANT HAVE THAT ONE. THATS A COCONUT CAKE!
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Gentlemen, to evil
- Hey, Surly Only Looks Out For One Guy...Surly!
- This is absolutely one of the most confusing, messed-up episodes. An actual non-Alabama Alabama story
- This is Wiggum, reporting a 3-18! Waking a police officer!
- “Well, according to our computer-aging program she should look about... 25 years older.”
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
- What’s your name son?
- Just hook it to my veins!
- Did you just call me a liar?
- ROBOT HOUSE!!!
- ...PURE...WEST.
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- 10 bucks! $2! $7! $4! $5.50! $10! Sold! Sucker... I wouldve gone to $15 easy. I am so stupid. *puts gloves on* Awesome.
- But Ginger, honey, I am not the catch I appear to be!
- What is Quag doing?
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- I pickled the figs myself
- Family Guy
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better.
- We need a symbol. Something that says were gay and Republican.
- Oh yeah, me-medicinal! I... Without it, I could go ehhh... go even blinder! Right?
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- “Peter, it’s making me watch!”
- GREENhorn?!... WHOs a greenhorn?!.... WHATs a greenhorn?!
- Dad, whats the blow hole for? Ill tell you what its not for son, and when I do, youll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld.
- Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeb..
- The gal Im stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet. - Moe Aw, Moe. Thats too far. - Lenny
- Hello, Mr. Thompson
- RIP Chuck Berry.
- Oh my God its Hitler, hes back, hurry, protect Jon Stewart, hes our most important Jew!
- What do you do, follow my husband around? Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- Do you just follow my husband around? Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- Look at me with the cok neext to my nom
- ...Well the real humans wont burn so fast in there
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- Milhouse: Bart! Nelson hit me! Bart: He sure did
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- When you hear there’s a corona virus outbreak in The Republic of Ireland but you live in Ireland
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- 18% approval ratings. Ill give you 18% of my foot in your ass
- I bet you can hear this image.
- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college.
- “Ha Ha” “Hey, Nelson. Hes really hurt. I think he broke his leg.“ “I said: Ha Ha.”
- Oh Good, my laundry is done. Moe at his Finest
- Creative sentencing is common these days. Thats why Bill Clinton is our new mailman.
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Back you go, to waits for a woman of less discriminating tastes.
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- I dont want to live anymore!
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy Families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. Its a market we could do without.
- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo
- Ants huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But Im sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.
- What a crappy candle
- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?
- Mr. Seltzer? Setzer. No. I think its Seltzer.
