- Worth the read
- Smart man
- Who tf asked.
- Hopefully Grandma doesnt see this
- I need a bath in Lysol now
- They did us dirty
- This twitter account has hundreds of thousands of followers by just posting drink water with some profanity.
- Sweet paint job duuude
- White knight obliterates makeup-hating asshole on bus
- So this is how my dog eats ice cream.
- Really shitty customers.
- This man is fed up 😡
- Its [current year] and Im still seeing Ugandan Knuckles
- Down to just a skirt. [Original]
- FUNNY AF.
- Just saw this on Facebook, such a great idea, I hope its helped someone out there
- I dunno... maybe the stigma that will never go away even after all charges are dropped? Maybe the fact that your life is destroyed the moment the false allegation is made because if youre a man youre guilty until proven innocent? You cant reason with this level of delusion.
- Holdup
- Player Hater
- Roses are red,
- George HW Bush becomes CIA Director (1976)
- Ha Ha
- Coercive sex is hilarious!!!
- Masculine twitter bro will crush you.
- Beautiful.
- Verdict of the year
- Anons neighbour grows weed
- Two for the price of one...
- For real tho he is
- You expect people to assume you are gay if you are in a gay bar?
- Hope it was worth it...
- Friend just sent me this after seeing some of my social media posts from watching Kobe’s final game. I’m going to pay it forward. Maybe we can send $8.24 to our hurting friends to have a drink for Kobe
- Because its a horse
- [Humor] Too relatable
- Underaged teen couple with a planned pregnancy
- I swear no one pronounces my name correctly🤷♂️
- Boys b like...
- Granny got roasts
- Maybe we all should start doing coke again
- My friend got this on Snapchat from a random older kid (were 14)
- No shit
- [help]. I’m looking for this Ramune bottle. I’ll be visiting New York next weekend and wonder if there are any places around Times Square that might sell this?? And any other good anime merch stores too.
- [Humor] Thought you’d like this
- All the baby weight went to his ass
- Am the only one allowed to wear a cap at work, its a special treatment 😜😂😜
- me irl
- /pol/ demands to know why doctors arent prescribing cigarettes for COVID
- I can see why some would be upset but let me remind you, they are just emojis and bitmojis. First world problems at its finest.
- ugh capitalism
- Shortly after you hear the birds
- Do it for the culture.
- She deleted this right after the response
- Nah, these are mine.
- 100% organic, recycled yogurt (x-post /r/DiWhy)
- This business has got the most interesting menu options in the hood, I give them that. They’re always running the favourites. This is the latest addendum to the “Joko Ono Souvlaki” and “Frog Intestines”.
- What a lovely guy.
- Because who doesn’t love profiting off of dead black people
- 2meirl4meirl
- 16M. Im scared that my two friends hate me. Theyre inseparable. And Ive messed up a lot with my constant barrage of emotions. Feeling scared, alone, and down. All 3 of us are talking again tomorrow. Would like some positivity.
- the best part is that even Caucasian doesn’t mean white
- Just happened to me :(
- The only language we need it american
- Kid gay!
- thats hot
- I feel personally attacked. I just gotta go to the store right quick.
- Dad goals 🙌
- RIP to the Gumball Guards.
- 23 tweets. Seems legit.
- Triple threat, hanging on by zip ties.
- *hits blunt*
- Wasint
- Joe Rogan
- fooling around
- TIL 9 year olds are really good at roasting
- Live by the bru, die by the bru
- Their relationship is like this every day.
- This bitch parks like this everyday at my complex.
- #justITthings
- That deal tho
- The worst kind of mod
- Never crossed my mind.
- I would like to know if she cried outside
- Wonder if they needed the Zoom app?
- No shame in gettin that cookie Dough
- My little stoner kit that I keep in my car 🚗 🍁
- 2meirl4meirl
- I just realized my ash Wednesday snap has a purple ember in the blunt. Was my phone high too?
- I’m DiFfErEnT!!! How dare women embrace their sexuality!!
- A good J to celebrate getting my internship!
- Love yourself
- Me_irl
- And then you just feel shame 😔
- JayZ be like “oh ya’ll finally at the club in VIP? The money ya’ll spent for that go straight to me”
- Proof that mlady prefers the good boys
- Came across this girl in roblox high school 2
- Cant believe she tried to do that (OC)
- In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion claps tonight
- Now you gotta haunt the house
- This is a review for Instagram
- Feeling Very Recklace today.
- 2meirl4meirl
- A PSA from Raphi
- 𝓸 𝓱
- 2meirl4meirl
- Coming back from campus after a succcesful meeting with my tutors about my book, feeling and looking better than ever
- Scarred
- Lemme just save yall from a happy little accident
- Everyone’s mom knows a crazy story like this
- Beach babe
- Youre not a parent.
- this was interesting
- Gerdie is sad because she feels Doggo McFlufferson probably wont be elected which results in no free treat Tuesdays.
- Fighting Racism!!!.... with racism?
- Really does make you think
- Damn Son, collateral damage.
- Why in an empty Coke bottle?
- p-p-p-p-pick up a penguin
- Just 4 lines, big deal
- 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎
- Noooooo
- Get tae fuck
- Blursed Elbow
- Only fat poc can like/wear the strawberry dress
- Sanity because contrary to popular belief , you don’t have to tear skinny women down to say something nice about fat people
- I’m literally shaking rn #mydickmychoice
- Low key would be me too
- Freaky/ Relationship Goals
- Guys, we gotta step it up!
- For my bachelor party
- I pull up with a lemon
- 2020 will be a different year!! First day of the diet, I will post pictures during my progress. Wish me luck
- Good old Berghaus
- Notre Flame
- I love lemons
- all those 3am thoughts
- The best way to get the cops off your ass
- 🍫
- me irl
- Shouldve called the Tumblr goons to help him
- Interesting lane
- Found it on Iamatotalpieceofshit.
- You know how this birthday evening is gonna go /r/Trees !
- Hold your horses!
- SLPT: how to never be depressed.
Rip frangin dur dur - @gino31block on Instagram
- No comment
- Found bhais truck
- um yeah thats the whole point?
- Me_irl
- Would be raging at this
- Excuse me sir
- Going through old photos and saw this from a while back. Knew it belonged here!
- Or Russian vodka.
- oceans 7
- Its brick out there Ma, you wanna borrow my Pelle?
- 7-up? More like dn-L.
- Bullet Piggy Bank
- I do like that cycle path
- I tweeted this, it blew up, i dunno why but it got me thinking about what my favourite beverage is to wash down some fried chicken, i don’t even know fam, im so confused in my mind right now. Obviously London is the fried chicken capital of the world thats why i posted it here.
- Cursed_twitter_post
- Patty the meteorologist
- All because someone decided to have sex I gotta work.
- Thats my man!
- Blursed Stay At Home Advice
Keep your head high or just be high in general lol #fuck2020 - @oopzallberryz on Instagram
- Adorable Doggo Makes A Very Awkward/Hilarious Situation For Her Owner
Im coming back n airing the whole school out - @_blockaye on Instagram
- Anon doesnt believe in anxiety
- Den som spar han har
- Real talk quotes
- @ this sub a few months ago
- AJC goes with clickbait instead of reporting the news.
- To be wholesome
- If only I was an it girl
- FUNNY
- Pepsi
- Facts
- MOOOODSS 3
- Eating it loud
- u/ElandShane , you good?
- Congrats lesbian
- Just another day in a quiet village supermarket...
- The system is really broken....
- My Final Emerald Splash
- Ah yes, the hometown facebook trash
- I think this belongs here
- Pour up
- If you had bad exes in the past you can’t be healthy and like come on how could you like McDonald’s?!?!
- me_irl
- Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- 😎
- Chicken
- Drink up, people
- woof_irl
- How many g’s do u think this 1 shroom is?
- Beauty and Hygiene Tingz
- So many ruined group chats because of this
- Acceptance is key
- Wow Stephanie
- Katkot mmm my favorite
- Can I unread this
- This girl is nuts. Not surprised to find out shes a nice girl
- Good Morning!
- gatekeeping... water?
- 2meirl4meirl
- Forbidden gummy candy
- Cross post from r/insaneparents
- Approximately 1 million hours of energy
- But the revenue! How could he?
- So proud of my hometown
- They had me in the first half
- Had to make a reddit account really quick cause I just had to post this.
- I don’t think Facebook is the best place to ask this
- Wholesome neighbor :)
- That headline gave me a giggle
- Sorry what??
- British people
- Wonder what this will do to the frogs
- Memes quotes
- Major key
- Plans for tonight MaryJane ft. Audi,Tesla, and Punisher
Didnt have no bags left but its defo 3.5...Look 😂😂😂 - @jimmy1milli on Instagram
- My boyfriend broke up with me for legitimate reasons=boys suck
- It took me way too long to get this joke
- Passion from a paint shop in Dundalk
- Yikes.
- No 🧢
- Me_irl
- Another gold mine
- This would be a cool episode though
- Just call me “Spliff Spiegel”.
- Always check the box!
- You what?
We all need friends like this! 🥰 During this pandemic, weve been thinking a lot about friendships. One of our current reads— @bigfriendshipbook — was written by two friends (@aminatou [whom we should note is one of our most avid mango fans] and @annfriedman) and covers all its joys and pitfalls. Learn more about Big Friendship + all the other things were reading on our IG Story! - @drinksanzo on Instagram
- Boys
- [legit] profiterole vision
- [humor] TO’s Stardust coming soon
- Tell me how youre a sapiosexual
- it was when i was younger okay
- Some good financial advise right here
- Big Faxx
- Crackie Chan coming to a cinema near you
- cursed_pickle
- To Flex
- I got 15 mins before my dad gets back.. it’s go time!
- Wholesome and eco friendly drug dealer
- Victoria doesnt cover the secrets.
- Respect your mother
- Forbidden Sriracha
- Suck suck 30000
- Oh shit oh fuck he has a rock and a hydrant
- This guy
- So this happened in my hometown.
- True
- Wooosh.
- Oh, Twitter...
- me_irl
- OK.
- Aaa 🤣😭
- Light Skins..
- What even is a real water drinker...
- Wholesome Grandma
- Throwback
- 10+8 carry the 2, minus the 5 devided by flemn
- And this is why over 10,000 people were killed in 2019 because of drunk drivers
- Fat-shaming Scruff douchery
- 🅱our T🅱enty 🅱laze it
- 6%
- Beauty skin care
- me irl
- An excellent point
- It’s not a full-on ‘everybody clapped’ but it’s damn close.
- The cure
- Me irl
- King
- Sorry I hurt you
- She should really open her own salon.
- Guess you gotta be black to talk a certain way
- Okay, who already knew this? Raise your hand!
- Someone arrest him! Hes outta control!!
- Salvaged from tumblr
- Saw this on twitter earlier thought it was just insane enough to fit
- Goldfish
- Dang them beans thick boiiii
- As wholesome as it gets from the hood
- Me🔪irl
- We were all mutilated because our mothers were as dumb as this woman.
- I hope someone turned her in.
- NOOO! STOP STARTING WEBSITES YOURSELF!
- Better knock on his wood
- Trading life for likes
- Im stealing this idea
- It does
- Funny sh*t
- lmao
- Yes please.
- A royal inheritance
- For when it gets too real
Happy birthday to me🙏🏽💯 - @khalif__crooks on Instagram
- Brown sauce
