- Fortnite bad
- Shit like this still happening
- yikes
- Denied access to an app because I have unrestricted control of my phone. Also, they didnt even bother to proofread the error prompt.
- Do it for the Dew #praisethelord
- “Accidentally”
- Remember the guy selling the $4000 authentic supreme yeezys? He blocked me after this...
- Computer Science Project
- CHECK PLEASE 🗣
- to be fair, how many silent letters do you need [Legit]
- When you ask a service provider an important question and they ignore it
- Tinder profile
- [Request] LED flash for Phone Calls only, not for all Alerts.
- Can someone help me interpret this fresh water tank test? What numbers are good to reach for? Gouramis, angelfish, tetra wanted in tank.
- Stupid whore twat!
- Man I’m smooth
- Too many coincidences, Did I just find my wife 🤭
- Carrie
- My weeb senses are tingling
- Nobody wants to pay a bare minimum of 250 dollars in gifts to go to a wedding
#confession1 Tag her in comments if anyone has any idea - @satyaniketanconfessions on Instagram
- Told my US friend going to Aldi unsupervised wasnt a good idea for me. Had to describe Aldi, thought it was an apt description.
- Now that’s a bio
- You can literally say anything to some people and they won’t unmatch you.
- Everyday, I come across more and more creative profiles xD
- [NEWS] Banned seller has confirmed that a closer to retail batch of Union LA x Air Jordan 1s will be ready either by the end of this month or by the start of the next month.
- Blursed YouTube
- Teaching the chatbot breaking bad
- These mobile pop ups you can’t close and view the website
- The P&P cost for this item
- Blursed hee hee
- Ffs Australia Post.
- My mother after working my ass off as a freshmen, and having an 89 in German A2, 88 in Geometry, 83 in Honors Earth Science, and a 92 in AP World (college level course). I have to deal with this every week...
- People looking for Carl
- My teacher not explain what is and isn’t correct
- When youre serious about not breaking your fast
- It is never too early to learn the truth.
- Not sure if repost but...
- Epic Gamer Moment
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Oxygen confirmed wavy 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
- [request] I think their math is off, what would it actually be as a relative value and as a percentage of net worth.
- Support now claims they will “provide an update via our official channels at a later date” in response to spawn issue
- I hosted a picture on Tinypic four years ago and its been so long that theyve recycled the URL and my handmade purse is now a picture of a car.
- I didnt wanna reply to a guy that had his bulge in his pfp and this happened..
- Remembered this one from years ago
- Me_irl
- ßâm, killer of parents, stopper of adoptions
- Hes not wrong.
Always had problems expressing myself and being truly authentic. Thank you to all the people that still manage to be friends with me despite all of that. Gonna try posting more each week. Fingers crossed.🤞 - @bboydeku on Instagram
Nudes please #nudes #dickcheney #imagreatleader - @cheney.dick on Instagram
- 194872931$Ab is definitely not my password..
- Public library receipt shows how much money you saved by borrowing instead of buying books
- Just a good follow up to an earlier post
- Cursed_position
- My friend does not have time for CBs
- For context this was on a video about spider silk harvesting (link in description)
- Its too hard to spell my name right sometimes. Dont be a Travis.
- Is it even a date if no one dies at the end?
- Blursed_Auto Shop Slogan
- Its finally happening!
- Its been like this for a week
- Top Ten Anime Plot twists
- Some guy on instagram trying to take your money just to say hi.
- How dare he love his daughter?!?!?
- Okay..?
- Wait what
Took me a while...#thuglife #hiphoplegend #trousers - @hip_hop_bingo on Instagram
- wOw 50% iS sO uNfAiR tHo!!!
- Not being able to downvote/comment on ads on Reddit
- My favorite pickup line finally got me a date
- Ive never had a credit card, so ive never been an adult?
- Someone is upset...
- What was I supposed to say?
- People on Craigslist.
- This counts? Right?
- But why, why would you do that?
- Chicago’s transit authority can accept text codes for ETAs, can even acknowledge that you added a space by mistake, but can’t take that space out for you and proceed anyway.
- Facebook messenger won’t open in safari and forces me to use the app
- POF in the south is filled with trash.
- I’m honestly not even sure
- For someone who already has everything.
- So I just got this random text.....
- [Humor] I dont blame the kid
- That’s a lot of damage!
How to handle scam artist Pt 8 - @rayprimdotcom on Instagram
- The name checks
- oh no
- Had to do it
- Blakeowbebwb... what? Ok honestly though, this is third wave feminism at it’s finest
- I’m planning to do a Star Wars rpg game this was an “argument” I had with one of the players
- Damn, I’m never gonna find the one y’all smdh
- Jesus we all need sleep
- Perfect placement in my scrolling through r/showerthoughts.
- Costs £1, pay for it in dollars, but wait, you actually have to use a token from the till.
- How weak are the grocery bags are
- Cursed_Chat
- This is the bloke that threatened to cut the hours of his Maori workers after the Hamilton statue was removed. He’s cracked the shits.
- 👏 Happy birthday 4chan 👏
- *taps mic* “Is this thing on?”
- At least they put it in a fridge.
- You are doing that too much.
- I love hitting my dealer up (:
- I feel like my mom would click on something like this
- When you ask someone a question with specific choices and they reply with yes or no... thanks for clarifying...
- I am ultra chad who touches anyone, what do I do?
- He is 6000 miles away so I didn’t think he was actually going to go on a date with me
- Random guy guilts me into not hooking up with him bc he’s fat. Plus he was being shady about how he got my number and sends me gross dick pics🤢
- my team couldn’t stop his Hanzo so i had to get clever
- Our hotel has a polite virtual concierge.
- He can unban his Xbox for $4
- Suddenly... straight?
- Sounds about right, get on it before exams start next week
- y’all know what it reminds you of.
- Gay bar joke today on reddit...
- Apparently we have different ideas of being Santa
- So it is decided
- Gotta give niantic support credit when it’s due. One of the quickest replies I’ve seen, and full compensation over a dumb mistake on my end.
- Sorry, Cant Do Math Without Internet
- The web designers who picked these examples misunderstood the core concept.
- “you don’t like pedophiles?”
- A hamster cage, thats free....just wow
- Step by step
- Thanks Kohl’s For $0.01
- Saw this on FB titled “y’all my mama just got me in trouble”. Wtf kinda parents tell your kid to do shit like that?
- BREAKING NEWS: THANOS CAR IS NOT THANOS CAR
- They got a point on this
- My 12 year old nephew to his mom
- [Meme] First event of apoptosis recorded
- On a post about how people in support of socialism hasn’t worked a day in their life.
- People calling a 13 year old boy gay and a pussy for being raped by a 17 year old girl.
- This user is a literal goldmine for shit like this.
- Harvey Norman online chat, doesnt reply for almost 3 hours, but closes the chat if I dont reply after 14 minutes.
- I cant turn this off. (I’m not the account owner and they send these adds with different numbers so you can block it.)
- Trees are made of logs. It all makes sense now.
- I’d like to point out that my most recent picture on my Facebook was when I WAS 17
- Right above the toilet
- Oh yeah, its that day again.
- 3:28 sharp!
- Maybe I should have led with howr ya now?
- Gallops away
- Why does she even have a phone? Feel like Im talking to loaf of bread
- I know it’s not going to kill anybody but seriously?
- Sent my wife a picture of /u/freeseasy’s shirt and this was her reply. Sadly, she’s not that far off 😞
- The way my feed lined up tonight.
- Guys, I met him, for real
- hmm, interesting hobbies you got there!
- Me_irl
- Sooo worth it. Really excited about this fight. I’m tipping Costa btw, he’ll just be too much I reckon.
- Future Billionaires asking Questions on Quora
- r/Mac reaches 1 Million Members!
- She don’t play around
- I’m crazy
- Wanted to stop getting texts from COD... their message made me feel like I was going through a break up :( “Farewell, Solider”
- My birthday is tomorrow and I can’t have a party so... I had to improvise.
- Getting mixed signals here
Be sure to swipe right! - @charitymiles on Instagram
- R/tinder is suddenly flooding with lgbt. Second cross post of the day.
- Been telling this girl train facts for the past few days. I love that my facts are appreciated.
- That’s a big oof
- In case you havent noticed ,you have fallen right into my trap
- Slave dog....I promise...
- Thanks OSU
- A local brewery had this on the bottom of the cans yesterday..
- But I checked-in on time...
- Come on man... spotted at Rubios
- Roblox MasterRace
- Trying to find my charger on the side of my bed
- Skitpostfredag
- Ive come to the conclusion that I like you all more than my tinder matches
- I thought the black bottle said something else at first!
- There was only one answer..
- me_irl
- Phone as and ferb
- Potatoes pre-wrapped in aluminum foil for sale
- Who are you, so wise in the way of [disappointment?]
- Oooo self burn.
- When I saw this, I realized just how much we’ve been taken advantage of
- me_irl
- Low-key me asf 😂
- I thought you guys would appreciate this conversation between my friend and his wife
- Even
- Omega nerd
- Looks like Im down a friend now
- Me irl
Hmmm seems right - @danmeadows94 on Instagram
- Talking to a former coach. Tennis is depressing. I love it so much.
- Bruh moment
- Not the answer he was searching for.
- Just deliver the damn package already. (Tuesday is the scheduled delivery date.)
- Remind me not to piss her off
- This post without a picture that clearly needs a picture
- This is so sad :(
- The guy who last had my phone is an interesting dude.
- funny soccer pics
- Honestly... I’ll do $450
- That’s not how Craigslist works.
- I told my wife I was feeling down today. She sent me this.
i’m not captain cook hun xxx - @depopdrama on Instagram
- And this is why no one likes the USPS
- She got it.
- This person was a great help but I had to laugh at this
- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal
- TBH I was just going to say that the description of the product was misleading and tbe pasta was not pink in color but they right away went with given me the refund.
- Roblox one star reviews #1
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- I think my girlfriend needs some pastaA
- Im sorry, but I dont know?
- The way EE promotes themselves sending 3 separate texts
- SCAM WARNING: There is a mobile scam going around from Countdown that will try to steal your details. If you receive a message like this about you winning a prize in a November draw, DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINK AND REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY. Thank you, and enjoy your day.
- Diet Coke can made in Kabul
- My dad fell for one of the oldest mind tricks in the book 😂
- Regular People: Normal Pickup Lines. WSB:
- Guy asks for boosting in League of Legends
- Why does anyone think this would be okay?
- My bio says “I’m statistically taller than you”
- She doesnt get it
- First question I get on my listing -_-
- Guess I should’ve said it earlier
- I’m sure that last £0.11 was exactly the balance he needed to get his second yacht. /s
- AMC charges a convenience fee for booking tickets online.
- When you just create a community...
- Just two days late
- Extreme lowballers
- when people make a group chat to send TWO messages
- My seriously UNHINGED ex-coworker. He was OBSESSED with my friend and sent me screenshots of him harassing her bf. Luckily her bf is a savage and doesn’t give two shits (last 3 screenshots at end). Also he got kicked off the police force for a DUI and more
- I found EA headquarters
- Hard hits
- Not even a day... smh my head
- Forbidden fruit roll up
- Instead of just letting me know I’m due for a visit, my dentist makes me an appointment that I have to call to cancel or pay a non-attendance fee, and books it in even if I don’t reply to confirm.
- Ethereum processed 4x the amount of transactions as Bitcoin today for the same amount of network fees.
- le death sentence has arrived
- Trying to find a decent job in the industry
- An obviously fake conversation getting 7k upvotes
- From my picture account. The link was to a picture of Chris Hansen
- Those are certainly all words
- The way my fridge holds cans
- Found this in my pantry I thought it was milo...
- [question] has anyone tried these? If so whats the verdict?
- Maths aint mathing
- I thought I heard my daughter wake up and start crying, so I texted my husband from the other room. Turns out he was watching some highlights or an interview.
- Snapchat?
- Blursed dad
- These two milks with the same volume and same price have different per pint prices
- Who got the pickle Rick dildo DM pics👀
- Friend hooks up with girl, only gets some information
- Any fellow South Africans in the same boat?
- Worked three jobs last week and they all hit at once. It’s been a while since my account has looked this good!
- You think she’ll respond?
- Tonight on a currant and fair; 7/11 scams victims with cop sting?
- Unfortunately, Im the latter. Ladies care to tell me why you do this?
THOUGHTS ON GOING TO SHOWS SOLO: (swipe for results) also shout out to concert buddies...the best kind of friends in my opinion 👫 - @fondatheatre on Instagram
- What is the purpose of these sliders?
- Thanks Tinder, you lost me a good date.
- Arriving home after my fourth week away from my family this year. Wife responded in the best way possible.
- please talk to me
- My Amazon order final total minus coupons, plus tax, and minus my gift card balance came out to be exactly the same as the beginning total.
- I’ve never had an interaction with this man in my life. For the record, the voice message was him saying hello. Blocked.
- At least he understood
- It’s said this for the past 15 minute.
- Teaching the chatbot about Breaking Bad (pt.2)
- He girl voice trolls ppl so it evan funnier
- was high tonight this is what i said
- The provided straw doesnt match
- cursed_pickle
- What it’s like having roommates who benefit from your homemade goodness
- My friend wouldn’t send this guy a titty pic
- People who do this (same person posted these on the same day)
- The Starbucks App went from a $10 USD default reload, to a $25 USD default reload, to finally removing the $10 USD option altogether.
- Wow that is not the response I was expecting but....yes...yes please
- Fuck this 5 2.99 guy in particular
- The cost for a 24 pack of string cheese is 107% the cost of two 12 packs.
- “Work 2 jobs”
- I pulled my dick out and got kicked out of Tesco
- Based on my calculations, youre a lying asshole.
why am I trending on the subreddit whitepeopletwitter. Im asian 😭😭 - @stephanienam on Instagram
- Not perfectly balanced...
- Im in boiz
- This absolute scam of a service. I’m probably gonna ‘make’ like 10 bucks right now
- Home made lava lamp......
- So...why didnt you give it four stars then? *twitch*
- When “lift n’ Peel” isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
- This is why I love reddit
- „Time to Wash“ after coming home usually notifies me when I’m already washing my hands and the timer is already counting down. There has to be a better way?!
- This assholery is why I turned facebook’s notifications off
- Toilet paper barcode.
- Blursed_Ex
- Nice
- This cracked Mio bottle on a paper towel.
- I hope this is a bug, but had to share this here
- Sold out of not having salt and pepper?
- All these energy drinks bursted open in this vending machine
- Odd Choice of Unit Conversions, Walmart.
- Violife Cheese slices are cut into bread shapes so you don’t have overhang on your sandwich.
- Any one else out there keep this on hand?
- Managed to refill our cotton swabs in one go and filling all of the package in the holder.
- Why?
- 6=8=9=10?
- First pic was of “his” bank account
