- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
What do you think of Lenis back to school look? đ - @theloudhousecartoon on Instagram
- I donât know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.
- Bobs Burgers
- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.
- Thatâs Fuckin Gay Fuckin gay as hell
- Benefits of Sleep
- Dresses & Skirts
- All the big words are spelled phonetically
- Therefore, Im quitting the show. And I know Mel will be quitting it with me.
- Iâll kill you! Iâll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!!
- Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll.
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- Cynthia rugrats
- Blursed Homart Simpson
- David dobrik
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- Just seeing if I can post here
- Bob léponge le film
- Ed Edd n Eddy
- Abdominal Pain
- spongebob black and white
Happy New Year! - @bartsimpsonofficial on Instagram
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Khabib and Chimaev
- THE SÄ°MPSONS
- No, I do not know what Schadenfreude is. Please tell me because Im dying to know.
Tbh I asked room service for 10 bananas to feed monkeys đđ - @meercedess___ on Instagram
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- Lance Armstrong gets a taste of pure oxygen (~2000)
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- Squidbillies
- Laugh Suppression: A daily struggle for working Redditors
- Kindred Spirits [OC]
- Blursed_ferb
- Huhuhuh... Cool.....huhuhuh...
- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- [INSPO] We out here tryna look like Ed boy.
- Memes Simpsons
- me_irl
- Thank You God!
- Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, please help yourself to this tripe!
- Hey...how would you like to go to my apartment...and beyond
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- Look, this girl is making out with a baby, a nude baby!
- YOU ALSO HAVE SEVERAL DISEASES THAT HAVE JUST BEEN DISCOVERED... IN YOU.
- Tim McGraw & Faith Hill
- 50s party
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life.
- Rivers
- This made me extremely uncomfortable
- Monopoly Man
- Blursed Spongebob
Tutti giĂč dalla pianta e rapidi a seguire il nostro amico @_magnabosco_ đđ„đȘ #dogui #guidonicheli #maestrodivita - @sole.whisky on Instagram
- Well, Iâm off to market
- I know its stupid, but I generally hope that this kid is doing okay and has some real world friends now.
- Blursed_Jon Arbuckle
- Beth Moore Ministries
- Mouse pads!!! Get your mouse pads!!
- People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- You got no attitude, youâre barely outrageous, and I donât know what youâre in but itâs not my face!
- Grandpa: âBut thereâs spiders in the boxesâ
- YoU sHoUlD DrAW tHiNGs PeOPlE wOuLD bUy ! !
- Sheffield Art
- No limits-watercolour and ink A2
- Uh, lets see...Ill have...one...uh...
- Thats MY novelty flying disc!
- Christmas Music
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- Why do you mock me, O Lord? Homer, thats not God. Thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
- Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!
- NEW ORLEANS MUSIC
- The South Shall Rise Again!
- American Dad Memes
- The loud house fanart
- Crazy Abe Simpson.
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- Milhouse: Bart! Nelson hit me! Bart: He sure did
- Blursed Simpsonâs
- FREE MASON
- me irl
- What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
- âWell everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.â
- BOBS
- Hey, remember our agreement. Im the man!
- Well, Ive always been a firm believer in the three Rs. Reading TV Guide, writing to TV Guide and, um, renewing TV Guide.
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Duffman is thrusting in the direction on the problem!
- BLUEGRASS (AND OTHER RELATED) MUSIC â« âȘ â« âȘ
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down, but I do have other appointments.
- When your landlord texts you about coming by in a few minutes to replace smoke detectors but youve been slacking on housework
- Joey Logano
- Whatâs your name son?
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- Im a level 5 vegan, I wont eat anything that casts a shadow.
- All Grown Up
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- Youll be back! And so will you, and you, and you!
- Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman? I aint messing with no caped crusader.
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Allan Poe
- Hello, Mr. Thompson
- Itâs hard for us to leave when youâre standing in the way mom
- 90âs
- Im a good...work...guy.
- The Kids menu is on the beak
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
- Whats a battle?
- NO. IM JUST GOING OUT TO COMMIT CERTAIN DEEDS.
- Went to lunch with friends and met their newly divorced friend, then she mentioned child support payments
- You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to ... I just want you to know Ive always been proud of you. Youre my greatest accomplishment and and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person.
- When you play your first match on a new account
- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...
- Teacher videos
- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
- Tesla unveils the Tesla Roadster to the public (2008)
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- What a crappy candle
- Just so you dont hear any wild rumors, Im being indicted for fraud in Australia
- Happy 420!
- When did we become the bottom rung of society? I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Sheâs got the munchies... for a California Cheeseburger..
- Cartoons
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- Stickin Around. Scraaadley!
- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- The most depressing episode of The Simpsons is âCrepes of Wrath.â As a child I had trouble watching it.
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- Saw this and figured Iâd post it. âïžâ€ïž
- THIS ACT IS OVER.
- Every religion says theres a soul, Bart. Why would they lie? What would they have to gain??
- Everyone at school picks on the Pöpli kids, even I do
- Weâre not Whitesnake dude. Weâre Poison. I though we were Quiet Riot. It says here weâre Ratt.
- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!
- Oh my God! He is like some sort of...non...giving up...school guy!
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- Whoâs the better looking character and whoâs the one with the better personality? I gotta prove a point to someone.
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- Marge: When I married you, I knew we wouldnt live in luxury, but... Homer: And I kept that vow.
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- Class please! If you dont learn Roman Numerals, youll never know the dates certain motion pictures were copyrighted.
- It says here we can learn watch repair in eight one-hour lessons.
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- Stickers
- Looking at the price when you invested only what you can afford to lose
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- âDad, what is that?â âWell, if Bart can be El Barto...â
- Kirsten Dunst - On Becoming a God In Central Florida (2019)
- Simpsons
- Come on Milhouse, thereâs no such thing as a soul. Itâs just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- Lmao
- Stickers Cool
- OH, YOU WANT A ROCK FIGHT, EH?
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- Fritz, you idiot! I didnt order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- F to Gary
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Ooh he card read good!
- I got interests. and I aint talkin about stamp collectin, although I do find that esstremely interestin.
- American Dad
- IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN
- Donât ever change, Todd
- Canada
- Lenny and Carl
- Homer and peter
- The Nacho Hat, Flanders Style
- Ready to celebrate Bastille Day
- Simpsons - Characters
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- But main streetâs still all cracked and broken!
- Some days, we donât let the line move at all. We call those âweekdaysâ.
- Huhuhuh... Cool.....huhuhuh...
- When you hear thereâs a corona virus outbreak in The Republic of Ireland but you live in Ireland
- simpsons quotes
- Sharon was supposed to be Randys moral compass this whole episode. But at the same time, she was straight up driving 55 mph in a residential zone on a street filled with people smh
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- The meme of the decade...and SpongeBob
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- @film.wave on Instagram
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- Never noticed Krabappel had a scarlet A on her clothes in Treehouse of Horror VIII đ
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.
- Listen, rummy, Im gonna say it plain and simple. Whered you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- American dad
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and Iâm with him!
- Drawings
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- Anime
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- otto weekend job
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- This comic made me laugh
- Lisa Simpson
- American Dad
- Stan Lee on the Simpsons
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- art
- With the Oscars tonight, theres a lot of buzz around Lenny
- DIBUJITOS
- another painting i did. this oneâs called âlarge simpsonâ.
- Beavis and Butt-Head
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- Never forget
- See, Lisa? Males arenât hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
- weas
- Bobs burgers
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- Watch the potty mouth, honey.
- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
- âIâve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.âI can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- Was watching The Simpsons S20E19, didnt notice the game Homer was playing until he invited Marge to desecrate a fallen corpse. TeabagsEyebags
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- Alec Monopoly
- âDonât worry boy, when you get a job like me, youâll miss every summerâ
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
- Bic lighter
- I pickled the figs myself
- blursed unmasking
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- Beautiful!
- This is one more Emmy than youll ever win, you bantering Jack-in-the-box!
- For some reason, seeing Cartman at this angle makes me laugh so hard
- I DONT KNOW WHAT PHALLOCENTRIC MEANS, BUT NO GIRLS...
- night
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) âLook, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Blursed_bart
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- Recycler diy
Ah geez, you got the stink lines and everything... âIll reference acidity, minerality, tension, tannins, terroir, and more. There are so many adjectives to choose from, but theres also one I wish we would remove from our wine vocabulary forever: âfunky.â This descriptor is unfortunately something of a mot du moment when it comes to natural wine. Its almost used as a challenge to wine professionals when in the form of a request; âBring me the weirdest wine you can find,â it begs. The increasing demand for funky wines among natural wine drinkers is having an effect on the market and wine professionals are taking note.â Read @parispaysanne new on Sprudge: âPlease Donât Call Natural Wine Funkyâ â link in profile (đđ). #sprudge #sprudgewine #naturalwine #funky - @sprudgewine on Instagram
- The simpsons tumblr
- My God youre greasy.
- âNice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy em for you?â âOf course she did. Who else would have?â
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- cartoons
- If you watch even one second of PBS and dont contribute, you are a thief! A common thief!
- Anyone else love Hey Arnold as a kid?
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- âOw! Those gears down there really hurt!â
- We elected the wrong Carter.
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now letâs party!
- Our top story, marijuana is now legal.... le-le is now legal..... le-gal... in Canada. And its made everything...... just so great.
- Marge Simpson
- The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago and very little has changed. It stank then and it stinks now.
- Patty y Selma
- Logical Fallacies
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- Alexsandro Palombo
- I drew a Simpsons themed police officer for a protest I am going to tomorrow.
- Hello, Im Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so its borrowing some of mine.
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- mods are going to sleep, upvote yoshikage kira (day 2)
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- Ah, kettle chips, the perfect side dish... For revenge.
- Blursed Peter
- Work stress quotes
- YOU GUYS! SERIOUSLY! I DID IT YOU GUYS!
- Come onnnn, leave town!
- Ants huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But Im sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.
- invasĂŁo Simpson
- American Dad
- cartoon aesthetic
- Rolling Stones
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- Ben Shapiro just called Matthew Yglesias The Ralph Wiggum of political commentary and I cant stop laughing.
- Up yours, children
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Aesthetic cartoons
- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?
- RIP Chuck Berry.
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- Family Guy
- Pop Gossip
- Mr. Seltzer? Setzer. No. I think its Seltzer.
