- and then the pilot started break dancing
- “I would like to speak to the manager”
- Charbroiled anus melts
- Bad Mom Advice
- @bmm1128 on Instagram
- Hol’ Up
- Recreational abortions!
- If you want goggles, bring your goggles!
- same bro same
- mindfulness
- Covid-21
- Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice Im willing to make
- An overabundance of gratitude
- Stupid Navigation
this is me🙈🤣 follow @thesauceposts for more like this✨ -⠀⠀ -⠀⠀ -⠀⠀ -⠀⠀ ( Tags Ignore)⠀⠀ ______________________________________⠀⠀ #funnytext #funnytexts #twitterthreads ##relatabletextposts #twitterthread #funnytextpost #tumblrtextpost #tumblrtextposts #tumblrmeme #tumblrfunny #tumblrlol #textpostaccount #relatablepost #tagyourself #oktweet #comedy #funnyquotes #nichememes #threads #perfectsayings #selfcarethreads #hitsblunt #confessions #selfcarematters #dankmemes #twitterthread #twittermemes - @thesauceposts on Instagram
- A mombie on Twitter complained how high her hospital bills were after giving birth and how expensive raising a child is. She got this response:
- Lose my mind
- A fun fact!
- ... take notes....
- This pull up your pants sign
- Take that
- Now theyre reading
- But I’m not full yet!
- What a guy
- personal rights
- With eye contact...
- Let me get this straight, police scanners in Oregon are saying suspicious out of state vehicles are throwing molotov cocktails from them, but the mainstream media is saying its a conspiracy to suggest arson from any domestic terror groups?
- Cleaning the kitchen sucks
- It goes down in the DM
- there are more important things to worry about
- “Die mad about it.” 💀
- The evil inside
- Gordon’s forehead is HOT!!!
- Blursed_thinking
- Dysfunctional relationships
- While they all look good, they also all look like they have a BMI over 30 so, no, this doesn’t surprise me
- Please dont hit Bob
🖤 Forget about everyone else and only focus on what makes you happy. Period! #dallassocialinfluencers - @dallas_social_influencers on Instagram
- [Meme] 100% of med students down for BDSM
- Well thats a shame
- I mean, they arent wrong.
- So do people really not only see the lines?
- #BaptistMemes
- me_irl
Who is trying this or not? 🙋♀️ . #momthesedays — @mommycocktail . Follow👉🏻 @momthesedays 👈for more 💗!! . . . . . • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • #momboss #parentingmemes #parenting #parenthood #parenthood_moments #parentingtips #parentinghumor #momlife #parentinglife #momofboys #parentingquotes #momproblems #momhumor #momsbelike #momstruggles #momhumor #momquotes #momthesedays - @momthesedays on Instagram
- Solid plan
- They had us in the first half not gonna lie
- The all lives matter crowd is silent.
- [image]
- meirl
- Theres a bracket missing at the end [x-post from r/funny]
Maybe the bad time IS the good time? - @slaymie on Instagram
- Blursed Dentist
- The percent sign is backwards.
- Good.
- This Reddit billboard advertisement for their voting initiative
- blursed restaurant
- me_irl
- I have no words...
- 80s Aquafresh, That cool, stripy toothpaste!
- Today on Shit Americans Drive...
- hmmm
- The statistics would spike with neckbeards not having to fear sentences for molesting the loli from the elementaryschool cross the street.
- Tell me more
- Bear.
- No justice on borrowed gains
- Hang in there 😔✊🏾 stay strong
- Outlast the murderous bastards
- NYC does not fuck around!
- Only abstinence gives 100% protection
- Price gouging people evacuating their homes during wildfires
- Leaf me the eff alone!
- Starbucks be like
- @stkildabeach on Instagram
- You arent handling socialism very well
- Who closed the doors the first place?
hahaha the realness in this 😂😂👌I love when people freak out because they aren’t aware that a lot of snacks are accidentally vegan. 🤦🏻♀️ . . #end_animal_abuse_now #vegansofig #vegan #veganism #vegansofinstagram #veganhumor #vegancommunity #veganlifestyle #veganproblems - @end_animal_abuse_now on Instagram
- Selfies... seriously just why
- Grandma had fun hatewatching the latest Democratic debate
- me irl
- Funny but trueeee
- HOME
- Me_irl
🤯🤯🤯 - @quecholatanrica on Instagram
- Yes, lets just waste everyones time.
- Blursed truck ??
- At least something will hold you tight
- Is it me or is it hot in here? 🥵
If 2020 was a CLR Van. 🚐 🍷#relayonus #cascaderelays 📷 @sarahwithadogg - @cascaderelays on Instagram
- Sounds perfect to me! I think they nailed it...
- I would like to know if she cried outside
- We all need a Jake in our lives.
- Well if you say so...
- Just why
- Voltron Season 6/7
- Suck suck 30000
- ☜( ⚆ _ ⚆ )☞
- A smelly smell that smells...smelly
- Kids dont even work in factories anymore smdh.
- Stares in Pinoy Family Reunions
- Because I don’t need to learn how to be fat?
- Real Friends Would Understand Why They Havent Reached Out or Not Hold It Against You
- True
- Not where I expected that to go.
- Just another morning in Washington DC
- George is basically a saint now, so he was probably a trans woman.
- A thousand words
- Local FD
Home sweet home. - @trentfinlay on Instagram
- Pretzel
- That backfired for this absolute asshole 👮♀️
- Get angry, comrades.
- Squidward gets it
- Works Best on Mondays
- Effects Of Smoking
- YEEZY YEEZY WHATS GOOD?
- me
- Cursed_Signage
- Old clickbait style in real life
- Kanye west twitter
- The teacher we needed but didnt get
- Look at that simp
- This grandpa seems to be really cool
- t(•.•t)
- This sign from an Alabama protest really tugs at this momma’s heart
What if we kissed in the majestic pound? 😳👉👈 Tag a loved one ! #frog#froglove#edit#amphibian#art#digitalart#wow#amazing#love#happy#froglife#greenlife#green#froglover#meme#wholesome#smile#positivity#beautiful#funny#nice#goals#frogs#inspiring#empowerment#keepgoing#legend#loving#lovequotes - @froglove4ever on Instagram
- Mind. Boggled.
- This is important
- Cursed Republican
- *God has left the group chat*
- No other millennials date, fall in love, or get married.
- Why is it ALWAYS about cupcakes?! Also, frozen veggies are $1. Chicken drumsticks are dirt cheap. Bananas are cheap. Just saying.
- Blursed hydration.
- I might be OSHA certified.
- Dancing Queen
- Finally a sign tells it like it is...
- Nerdy pick up lines
- Blursed Smokey
- Just awful
- I guess stating the obvious is considered comedy now
- The daily struggle
- Unfortunately I’m being controlled by something called Netflix
- The ultimate fear of all Red States
- you played yourself
- This can be taken 2 ways
- Just in case
- Thanks, I hate pooping Spongebob
- This is pretty accurate tbh (i hope it wasnt here already)
- And here I thought nothing in this world could be 100%
- humor
- Drink up, people
- jfc there’s another Dunkin *100 yards away* from the one that burned down?? Capitalism is a disease 🤧
- But the bears apologized...
- Besties
- Got this from threwasanattempt but its hilarious
- ✔ sour
- For when it gets too real
- Texting a girl
- Blursed Fence
- Straight as a rainbow
- A Blue Hawaiian is actually pretty good.
- Women are not fleshlights
- hmmm
- .
- Jets are grounded in Las Vegas
- Smoke Doesn’t Discriminate
- 2meirl4meirl
- tbh, i have no idea if this belongs here.
- no touching please
- Blursed_violation
- any excuse to not be vegan — they’ll find it.
- That’s a great feeling
☠☠☠ I definitely think how we do vegan outreach is super important. Ive seen it done very badly. But also its ao hypocritical the way that it is viewed in leftist spaces vs other social justice causes. - @veganvoicesofcolor on Instagram
- they don’t lie 🤫
- Excellent question
- I guess she said sul sul to her mum
- Great Signs
- Be nice. It feels good
- Please witness and review the demise of intelligent conversation
- Join why dont you? ;)
- Country Girl
- Nobody likes water levels
- Blursed Sign
- Potassium filled cunt
- Stop trying to silence victims.
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3..... - @celewomengnv on Instagram
- The truth
#lifewins #newbaby #newborn #proudofher #strongwomen #chooselife #antiabortion #abortion #abortionismurder #prochoice #prolife #babyboy #prebornbabies #standupforbabies #feminism #humanrights #abortionaf - @klassy_in_pink on Instagram
- How any sub here feels after being called a good boy/girl.
- So cool quirky cashier has the wrong name tag ruins his flirting
- Donald is Mine. Chosen Divine!
- But why though?
- hmmm
- Trying to eat healthy
- The guy in this sign has jazz hands.
- Worst case, I’m training to be the chick who can leave an intentional forensic trail...
- The truth will set you free
- Do your research, sheeple.
- Smoke from California wildfires makes its way all across the country
- 😝
- Funny Signs
- So this happened...
- What do you mean everytime??
- What an interesting coice someone made to misspell choice!
- Just wondering...
- Get this man a time machine.
- Gimme da spice. I can handle it
- Only you can prevent forest fires
- I really can’t stop laughing
- Big thank you to the allies!!
- This casually-racist bumper sticker I saw today
- Me_irl
- No title needed
- Donate! Hopefully it’ll kill someone!
- Thought this belonged here as well
- [OC] Meet ypur Constitution
- Love, Romance & Passion.
- Wont get vaccinated because Bill Gates
- [Request] How many carrots are in this truck?
- 1 womens bottom pls
- Oof
- Nice false equivalency you got there.
- Might as well do it on the dining table
- What else are you supposed to do in this weather?
- This is how Johannes Hahn was welcomed in Prishtina
Have you stopped dieting but still feel out of control around food? Something that is SO common is to release physical restriction of foods but still be mentally or emotionally restricting. Here’s what this looks like: 👉You give up dieting and allow yourself to eat whatever you want. You keep all the foods around and eat whatever you are craving, but after several weeks (or months) of this you’re still feeling out of control around food, still binging, and still having a hard time finding “comfortable” fullness. Then chances are, you are still mentally restricting (swipe for some examples👉): -Still conscious of everything you eat -Still judging your food choices as good or bad -Still feeling bad when they feel you’ve eaten the “wrong” thing or “too much” -Still trying to “control” yourself around food You may not be physically restricting or cutting out any foods/food groups, but if you still have any mental restriction going on - even if it’s subconscious - it increases cravings, makes you want those foods more, and makes it tough to stop once you start eating. Because you are sending your body a subconscious message: tomorrow Ill try not to do this again...better get it in now. Many people I work with tell me they don’t understand why they are still overeating or why they can’t stop eating certain foods. But that is because there is still some mental restriction left. To work through mental restriction, practice this: 1. Begin to notice any judgmental thought or guilty thought that pops up in relation to food. 2. Noice the thought, then reframe it into a more helpful thought: -I’m allowed to have ____ whenever I want. -It’s ok for me to eat ____. -There’s plenty of food, I can have some later if I want to. -When I’m hungry, I’ll eat again. Eventually, as unwind the mental restriction and give yourself physical AND mental unconditional permission to eat, you’ll build back body trust 🥳 #intuitiveeatingjourney - @alissarumseyrd on Instagram
- Imagine that. Maybe one day 🤷🏽♀️
- SLPT on being loyal to your woman
- We’re not alone people...
- Weight gain is a sign of privilege, so dont shame yourself for snacking
- This is why servers need to ask questions to us. Not guess.
- So is that a yes or no?
- A tweet found on YT that i think belongs here
- Were like Dr. Strange out here.
- Waaaaaall-e
- funny ski
- My life
- EVS
- Boomers brainwashed by boomers.
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- [Image] You should do what you said you were going to do that one time before you got all tired and then got super busy and pretty much forgot...you really should.
- ＷＩＤＥ ＦＡＣＴＳ ＃１
- 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦!
- Looking for the stuffed animals in Trader Joe’s
- Female coworker posts shit like this daily
- Im crying
- What a total POS. What century is this guy living in?
- blursed_rule
- Even playing ground
- Please try yoga
- Say it Louder for the People who Aint Listening
- Bless the boys
- 3. Ok.......funny, ridiculous, ludicrous....
- NO WE WONT
- What they notice
- In fact, dont even watch the animals. It makes them nauseous.
- No nothing!
- A sign that a colleague spotted at a massage place.
- Accurate.
- This guy gets it.
- 2meirl4meirl
- This
- I do not know why we do not wear masks?!
- FWD: rise up MAGA
- Steaks are low with smoking
- thank you ranch... i love you ranch...
- Giggle Box
- Marathon posters
- 2meirl4meirl
- That is not mistake!
- Taking $10 from a kid for drugs...
- blursed_disappointment
- I̝̝̜̣͈̝͞ͅM̖̝̣̮̩͖͔P̺͕̳ͅO̯̥̭͝R̜̝̣T̻ͅÁ͍N̷͚͍̣͇̭T̢̻̝̖ ҉̹̪̮̦͍̻:̣̙̝͙̰̪̟ ͏̠̺̣̩͔̥̗Joi̩̹̥̱̞̠n̠͎̞ ̟͇̤̫̦̰́t̜̺͉̤̠̯h̜̼̺͔̻e ̢̼͇͎i͔͠n͕͍̱͕t̷͈̬̤̳͉̺̪e҉r̗̲d̨̫̖̫͈̝i̛m̻ḙ̷̙̟ṇ̗̪s̟͈̝͖͇i͇͇o̷̞̲̱̻̙n͍͕̻a̤̫̘͈̦͈l̘̰̦̙͈̟̠ ͕͉͢c͔͔̤l͎a̗̝̮̲̙s̭̥̼͍̱̦ś͓ ̘͚a̛̬̤̗̲c҉̦ț͈̞͜i̤̖̼̘̯̞͘ͅo͖͓̕n ̺͖̦͖̳
- *This isn’t about life. This is about controlling women.* Say it again!
- Ok, who was it ?
- Not homeless.
- Well said.
- And I thought I had a diverse skill set.
- 2meirl4meirl
- f*cked market
- Isle of the Lost
- Breakfast Puns
- NEVER FORGET IT
- Found on Yahoo Answers. There was a photo and everything (cut it out because my editing is poor and I’m not comfortable exposing someone’s face). People are this dumb...
- mmmmm. hand
- E-ciggs it is....
- Remember kids listen to Smokey
- this game makes you watch ads in order not to lose currency
- It is done now, we are powerless...
- Give blood get karma
- Handy guide to the UK
- Exhibit 1
- I guess I can’t be enthusiastic about foods
- Wow, they look so excited!
- Relationship Memes
- Spare me the itch juice, thank you
- me_irl
- A tempting offer...
- Most intelligent species, huh?
