- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
Homer 1/2
- NO, YOU CANT HAVE THAT ONE. THATS A COCONUT CAKE!
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
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- otto weekend job
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- Now listen up. Its your basic Statue of Liberty play with one twist. You throw it to me. Knute Rockne called it the forward pass.
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- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- ♪ Get your velvety smooth Brazilian wax ♪
- Theres plenty of Milhouse to go around!
Marge
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- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!
Lisa Simpson
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
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- F2P Spies.
- That lemon tree is a part of our town and as kids, the backbone of our economy. We’ll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead!
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- Patty y Selma
Marge 2/2
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
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- Simpsons - Characters
Springfield Simpsons family Homer Marge Bart Lisa Ned Nelson Barney Ralph krusty clown
Homer Coaster STL for 3D Printing (NOTE: Donut is in the file)
- Lisa: Id like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron and 25 on paella.
- “Just because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand.”
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- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- My purpose in life is to witness this moment
how i sleep when...
- See, Lisa? Instead of one big shot controlling all the media, now theres a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
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- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- simpsons party
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Cartoons dont have to be 100% realistic
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!
- Arnold ❤️ Helga
- But main street’s still all cracked and broken!
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- I’m alive! I’m alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
- Disco Stu does not advertise.
- What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.
- What’s your name son?
- FREE MASON
- Aesthetic
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- Lisa Simpson
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- Video humour
- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- They called me Kid Gorgeous, Later on it was Kid Presentable, Then Kid Gruesome, And finally Kid Moe
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Ed Edd y Eddy
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- Anyone else love Hey Arnold as a kid?
- @film.wave on Instagram
- Neddy? Neddy!
- Jack daniels party
- We could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who til the cows home. And lets just say were both wrong and thatll be that. Now how bout a hug?
- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- simpsons quotes
- me irl
- You bad-mouthed Macgyver, didnt you?
- hmmm
- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Well, get back to wherever it is you work whoever you are.
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy em for ya? Of course she did... you won this round Simpson!
- Le Pop
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- I don’t know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
- First thing tomorrow morning Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!
- DIBUJITOS
- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!
Vagkraft is wishing all our northern friends and family in Canada a Happy Canada Day! We hope everyone has a safe and socially distanced day today! #ohcanada #canada #holidayfun #vw #Vagkraft #fresh #vwfamily - @vagkraft on Instagram
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Homer, dont take this personally, but Ive obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.
- I pickled the figs myself
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- Die Simpsons
- The most depressing episode of The Simpsons is “Crepes of Wrath.” As a child I had trouble watching it.
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- me irl
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- Khomeini died years ago. But, Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- Marge Simpson
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better.
- Holly f*ck
- blursed unmasking
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
- The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- Simpson wallpaper iphone
- Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this cant be happening! Youre operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
- Andy Williams
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- @simpscns on Instagram
- You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to ... I just want you to know Ive always been proud of you. Youre my greatest accomplishment and and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
I’m, I never thought I’d say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram
- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Want me to get the cat down?
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- When Ive got a day off.
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- Marge, can we switch? I dont trust these guys.
- Cursed_Show
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Don’t forget the smell!
- It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- Patty y Selma
- Watch the potty mouth, honey.
- “I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- memes
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- Kicking and screaming please
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- Stephen Jay Gould
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when im around.
- Lisa Simpson
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- Egyptian hieroglyphics are invented, 3100 B.C.
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- “You know, Milhouse, Ive been thinking. This town aint so bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings. When you get right down to it, Springfields a pretty cool place to live.“
- The Simpsons Wallpapers
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- Homer Simpson
- Sr. Burns
- This is so sad, in his homeland dad was a nuclear engineer
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Poke the monster with a stick! Tuppence a jab! Cmon, queue up, lads.
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- Where’s Christmas?!?!
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- Does anyone else admit this is where they first heard of the mumu?
- lisa simpsons
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- “Oh, Smithers, guide me in” “My pleasure, sir”
- blursed_lasagna
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- Hey fun boys get a room!
- Logical Fallacies
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding.
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- Whats a battle?
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- If youre the police, who will police the police?
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- My dads all stoked cause todays the Fourth of July. He woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath.
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- “All right, Lisa, if you don’t want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make… Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.”
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- Blursed Peter
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
- Lisa Simpson
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- Homer evolution
- The Simpsons
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- aesthetic, but make it yellow
- March 15th: I wish Id brought a TV. Oh god, how I miss TV.
- Beavis
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.
- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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- Am i really that ugly?
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- hmmm
To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram
- cartoons
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Blursed Simpsons
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- My God youre greasy.
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- Sombreado
- Lmao
- white nike socks
- THE SİMPSONS
- The simpsons tumblr
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- Jasons Board
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- Why is Lisa giving her mom the do me eyes?...Springfield is in Alabama wow
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- Simpsons
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- The Simpsons ❣
- Animated Primetime Series
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
- icons
- invasão Simpson
- Stickers
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- Fetch
Ehi tu, ciucciati lo spiedino…ma anche l’hamburger, la costoletta, la coscia e la lombata 🍗🍖🍔 😆 #mancinimarket #attrezzatureprofessionali #grill #ofyr #ofyrgrill #bbq #ofyrbbq #barbecue #grigliare #bbqmeat - @mancinimarket on Instagram
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- Cursed_Simpsons
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
Even Maggie smokes #cigars as of tonights episode of The Simpsons! The Simpsons were in Havana but it still coulda been a #paulstulaccigar from @privadacigarclub #thesimpsons - @paulstulaccigars on Instagram
- Art Humor
@pkdelas O Rei 🤴 das lives no Instagram kkk. Ajudem marcando ele nos comentários por favor 👊❤. . . . . . #simpsonized #simpsonfan #simpsonizedart #simpsons #pkdelas #reidelas #live #funk #marge #rio #funkbrasil - @magicaature on Instagram
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- O Simpson
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- blursed_switcharoo
- Free Comics
