- No, I do not know what Schadenfreude is. Please tell me because Im dying to know.
Happy Mothers Day - @funfunfunfest on Instagram
- Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.
I’m, I never thought I’d say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram
- The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!
- Alexsandro Palombo
- Flupid bloroplope
- But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! Youre from two different worlds!
- Christmas in December. Wow, Wow, Wow!
- IN AMERICA, FIRST YOU GET THE SUGAR, THEN YOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN
- That nonchalant look which says is this guy fkn serious?!
- Hey!! He looks just like you, pointdexter!!!
Homer trying to be an innocent person, while inner him knows hes a DEVIL 👿 - @homersimppsson on Instagram
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- Clover painting
- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when im around.
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- All right, break it up, boys. - That belly aint going to get any pinker.
- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.
- Just seeing if I can post here
- DIBUJITOS
- Dad, you killed zombie Flanders! He was a zombie?
- Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. “This car was made in Guatemala.” Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers. “I bought these shoes from a hobo.” Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure. “Im sorry. I believe in good grooming.”
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- But, Marge, that little guy hasnt done anything yet. Look at him. Hes going to do something, and you know its going to be good...
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Not even pewd’s chair is original content... The Simpsons did it first
- I know you can read my thoughts boy, Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
- Which one
- Aesthetic
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- Best things as a kid
- Bart e lisa
- Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!
- But I do...
- blursed real dad?
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- OH, YOU WANT A ROCK FIGHT, EH?
- Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky all fancy free
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
- Wallpapers mickey
- 90s cartoon
- We elected the wrong Carter.
- Sr. Burns
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- Want me to get the cat down?
- Blursed Armin Tamzarian
- me irl
- Patty y Selma
- Aesthetic cartoons
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- Simpsons - Characters
- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.
- Ah, kettle chips, the perfect side dish... For revenge.
- hello.. uhm.. mrs.. uhh.. bart.... IS YOUR POOL READY YET?
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper thats not afraid to say how great this country is.
- See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
- Listen, rummy, Im gonna say it plain and simple. Whered you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- And since Id achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.
- Say what you will about Jeri Ryan, but Lenny really works that body suit!
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- Homer Simpson
- Walk through the wall, i will remove it for you.... later.
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- blursed family bonding
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- lisa simpsons
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- Why is Lisa giving her mom the do me eyes?...Springfield is in Alabama wow
- Who the devil are you?
Vagkraft is wishing all our northern friends and family in Canada a Happy Canada Day! We hope everyone has a safe and socially distanced day today! #ohcanada #canada #holidayfun #vw #Vagkraft #fresh #vwfamily - @vagkraft on Instagram
- @film.wave on Instagram
- Me_irl
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- First image of earth from the moon. Taken by the lunar orbiter on August 23rd, 1966. (Colorized)
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- Stupid babies need the MOST attention!
- The Simpsons ❣
- It was the most I ever threw up & it changed my life forever Just a little 5x5 painting I did of Homers college application photo :)
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- Hey fun boys get a room!
- Simpsons frases
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.
- Our defence today
- Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalkers father?
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
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- THE SİMPSONS
- Saxamaphone... Sax-a-ma-phonee...
- blursed_stare
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- You bad-mouthed Macgyver, didnt you?
- cumple ❤
- cartoons
- There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
- Well, get back to wherever it is you work whoever you are.
- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
- Lisa Simpson
- Come in? Come in! Mayday! Im losing your transmission!
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Bart simpson
- Marge Simpson
- Homer Simpson
- Every religion says theres a soul, Bart. Why would they lie?? What would they have to gain??
- I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- Fritz, you idiot! I didnt order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this cant be happening! Youre operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
- blursed_lasagna
- Scalping Tickets To The Super Bowl...Have You No Shame, Sir?
- Why do you mock me, O Lord? Homer, thats not God. Thats just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
- Just so you dont hear any wild rumors, Im being indicted for fraud in Australia
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- Systems analyst, systems analyst, systems analyst...
- Kicking and screaming please
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding.
- Whats that? You want me to drink you?
- @simpscns on Instagram
- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- Jack daniels party
- Pop Gossip
- A T T E N T I O N THE NEW WILL WEED THE GRASS
- He might even make honor roll if Dad can control his night terrors.
- When you show up to the Debs when youre 20
- See my Vest!
- Its all over people! We dont have a prayer AHHHHHhhh
- Does anyone else admit this is where they first heard of the mumu?
- Im a level 5 vegan, I wont eat anything that casts a shadow.
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- That moment when we all saw Jonathon from Rugrats for the first time.
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- Disco Stu does not advertise.
- Le Pop
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- You, up in the tree. The tall gray-haired kid. Get your butt down here right now!
- I drew a Simpsons themed police officer for a protest I am going to tomorrow.
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Ow! My freaking ears!
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- March 15th: I wish Id brought a TV. Oh god, how I miss TV.
- Laugh Suppression: A daily struggle for working Redditors
- art
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- My God youre greasy.
- weas
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Thanks, I hate spongbob now
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Up yours, children
- THE SİMPSONS
- Lisa Simpson
- Andy Williams
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- “You know, Milhouse, Ive been thinking. This town aint so bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings. When you get right down to it, Springfields a pretty cool place to live.“
- Am i really that ugly?
- Jasons Board
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- The Simpsons Wallpapers
- Godspeed, little doodle...
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- But main street’s still all cracked and broken!
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!
- This is so sad, in his homeland dad was a nuclear engineer
- ♪ You dont wind friends with salad ♪
- Sombreado
- hmmm
- “That doll tried to kill me!” - “I’d say that the pressure has finally gotten to dad, but what pressure?”
- If youre the police, who will police the police?
- Sr. Burns
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...
- What did you say Aunt Selma? Episode 4x13
- Tesla unveils the Tesla Roadster to the public (2008)
Hummmmmmmm !!! Quem não ama Donuts?????! Até Homer Simpsons amaaa 💕 . . . . Bora fazer sua encomenda !! Pelo direct ou (35)98472-9171 - @la_casadodoce on Instagram
- Watch the potty mouth, honey.
- Youll be back! And so will you, and you, and you!
- Blursed Simpsons
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- At least Im not stuck at the cracker factory like Milhouse.
- Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe
- Oh, Fritz, you idiot. I didnt order a bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.
- Homer Simpson
- And all this time Ive been smoking harmless tobacco!
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Neddy? Neddy!
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- Lobo...Lobo...Bring back sheriff Lobo!
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- I’m alive! I’m alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
- cartoons
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- O Simpson
- Simpsons frases
- When Ive got a day off.
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- Marge, dont discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
- If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldnt need an egg timer. Youd need an egg calendar! Oh thats right. I went there.
- Fetch
Ehi tu, ciucciati lo spiedino…ma anche l’hamburger, la costoletta, la coscia e la lombata 🍗🍖🍔 😆 #mancinimarket #attrezzatureprofessionali #grill #ofyr #ofyrgrill #bbq #ofyrbbq #barbecue #grigliare #bbqmeat - @mancinimarket on Instagram
- It’s not just A microphone dad.........
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
- Simpsons
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- aesthetic, but make it yellow
- Blursed Jon
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- We could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who til the cows home. And lets just say were both wrong and thatll be that. Now how bout a hug?
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- Lmao
- Beavis
#sponsorisé C’est fou ! @DisneyPlusFR est enfin disponible en France alors pour l’occasion les artistes officiels des Simpson m’ont dessiné ! C’est un grand honneur, merci Disney ! #DisneyPlus #LesSimpson @DisneyPlus - @6pri1 on Instagram
- blursed unmasking
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- “Oh, Smithers, guide me in” “My pleasure, sir”
- Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and...REPLACED! By the benevolent General Krull! All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, little girl.
- The most depressing episode of The Simpsons is “Crepes of Wrath.” As a child I had trouble watching it.
- Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!
@pkdelas O Rei 🤴 das lives no Instagram kkk. Ajudem marcando ele nos comentários por favor 👊❤. . . . . . #simpsonized #simpsonfan #simpsonizedart #simpsons #pkdelas #reidelas #live #funk #marge #rio #funkbrasil - @magicaature on Instagram
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm
- I pickled the figs myself
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- The simpsons tumblr
- Merry Christmas from The Simpsons! HOOOOON
- Ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ＿Ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ
- Amén
- Lisa Simpson
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- icons
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- Best friend song lyrics
- Free Comics
- white nike socks
- Stickers
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- memes
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
- First thing tomorrow morning Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!
- Work stress quotes
- Art Humor
- Tattoos torso
- blursed_switcharoo
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- “All right, Lisa, if you don’t want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make… Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.”
- hmmm
- I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, junior vice-president Homer Simpson speaking. How may I direct your call?
- NO, YOU CANT HAVE THAT ONE. THATS A COCONUT CAKE!
- Picture that you can hear.
- invasão Simpson
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- Blursed Peter
