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- The barcode on my almond milk

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- The first ingredient on this mustard is deep well water

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- Adding a tube inside the toothpaste so you cant squeeze it out.

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- Strawberries

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- The stapler the Hilton used to affix my receipts together doesnt use staples.

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- The barcode on chocolate chip morsels is in the shape of an oven mitt.

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- I successfully opened up a box of Mac & Cheese

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- Good thing, I was hoping it wouldnt be complicated.

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- Out with the old and in with the new... and yes its left handed.

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- Sounds natural

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- After many different attempts, I cracked the code.

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- Sand in my test kit made me go hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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- My beer contains more units in the UK than it does in Ireland.

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- A very useful tear here tab

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- Forbidden marshmallows

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- This bottle of fruit juice is trying to tell me how to be a better human

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- Yeah thats readable.

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- I can fit my hand in the gap...

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- Compostable water bottle at SJC

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- Every single time

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- A mega mini-wheat.

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- The fact the plastic wrapper isnt also recyclable.

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- When the soap delivery isnt till tomorrow, you gotta improvise.

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- Napkins from a local coffee shop

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- Bandage which was still in use, was radiationsterilised in 1991

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- This toothpaste is halal

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- Cursed_milk

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- This hot chocolate has two sets of instructions for 7 or 8oz ... I just dont understand why

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- The way my barbecue sauce tore

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Ακόμα και στις πιο καυτές μέρες, η φρεσκάδα του Old Spice, θα σου χαρίσει το #πάγωΜΑΝ που πάντα ήθελες. ❄️ - @oldspicegreece on Instagram

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- I just wanted to clean my screen but the packaging kept stretching without tearing

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- This is a brand new bottle of dishwasher powder

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- 2 pair equals four....except at Walmart.

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- This bottle of milk

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- Apple Watch found under waterfall swimming hole on Oahu, Hawaii on its way back to the owner in Colorado! ⌚️🏝⛰🛫🛬🏔

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- I got tired of buying brass screens all the time because they would get clogged. Now I have an endless supply of paper screens. (more pictures in comments)

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- For some reason my mother insists on using bag clips on ziplock bags

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- Just tried out a 160 calorie pizza crust and Im impressed!

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- The amount of packaging for one earbud cover

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- The hipster is strong with this one.

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- This deplorable amount of deodorant. +1 for plastic pollution, -1 for stank armpits

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- I guess my puppy thought my dads wallet was a chew toy.

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- This pump drink bottle is really small

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- I got a bonus English muffin

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- The barcode on a Clif Bar is shaped like a mountain

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- I have never had one on these bottles that worked.

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- The y in everywhere has its own baseline

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- Its supposed to open easily

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- I have no idea what the ingredients are because its all listed under natural flavor

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- My Chinese takeout has a sealed empty fortune cookie packet.

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- When you ask for honey

- Unnecessary stickers that tear deli bags - Every. Damn. Time.

- Hmm yes, red powder is made of red

- Forbidden Splenda

- My protein shake actually advertises to have more calories

- The label on my cup of gum was stuck on backwards so the openings are not labeled with the quantity intended to be dispensed.

- This tablet package with 4 /8 tablets blank

- One bag, two bag. Two cookie, no cookie

- My new fav cream - Matsuyama Moisten Moisture Face Cream

- I swear these fuckers are only on there for show.

- Blursed_Flour

- Time to cut down on p-bad

- This sake I got has a handy comparison graph to other sakes

- A standard small (7 lb) bag of ice has 28 servings.

- (._. )

- When gallons are like this

- Tic Tac Phone Case

- Stickers like this.

- Words of encouragement from my cough drop.

- Ive just finished my last shift in a corporate shithole. Heres the worst bit about that job.

- Just found this in my cupboard, never opened. The good old days.

- The bar code of the tea I bought is in the shape of a tea pot

- So I got that as a freebie with the indian food i ordered...

- They put “fresh life” as the title. It reeks of a cheese-like smell even though its never been opened (until now) and expires may 6. Fresh my ass

- The second-to-last bag in our doggy-poo-bag roll has a warning that there is only one bag left.

- Theres a small trace of paper left on my candy

- Dry mouth is a real problem

- My school has gone from using plastic sporks for meals to these today, which is a plastic coffee straw, a spork, and a flimsy napkin packaged in even more plastic. Who uses a straw to drink milk? They also force you to grab a fruit with your meal even if you immediately throw it away, its policy.

- Pretty cool tissue box I found.

- Shoprite uses Comic Sans for their product labels

- Halls has different inspirational messages printed on their wrappers

- Sugar is misspelled in the ingredients list of my iced tea

- I got a double tea bag!

- Try breakfast, they say; its good for you!

- Aghhh...

- The sheer amount of styrofoam used for what could have easily and safely fit in a bubble mailer...

- Youre Not Alone, Even I Thought It Was A Candy At First

- This is the envelope my health insurance cards came in. Didnt have any indication it was important. If a coworker hadnt told me I would have thrown it away.

- My juice expires in 1000 years

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- Aldi have listed on their milk cartons not only what it contains and how each component is good for you.

- Multi Purpose Cleaner with Salmon

- My brother is a menace

- I ordered a bowl from Amazon and they sent a matching 4 pack of womens underwear as a thank you. I dont even know how to feel right now.

- This plasticware packet came with an extra half of a spoon

#WasteAudit! ♻️ On World Cleanup Day on 19th Sept, our #Corbett team did a 2 hour cleanup at Dhikuli and collected 375 kg of dry waste! The waste and brand audits that followed showed some interesting results, let’s have a look! Do support our Corbett team by participating in the #ClickForCorbett photo contest! If youd just like to donate, please do so on our website. Thank you! :) #worldcleanupday2020 #alltogetherglobalcleanup #wastewisecities #pickitup #cleancorbett #cleanindia - @wastewarriors on Instagram

- This salt has suggestions for what to use it on

- When you think you’ve still got one left.

- The barcode on this container is tall grass being cut

- This label on my sparkling ice bottle

- This manufacturer of these wood shims is proud that all of them function.

- Ugh

- This box of tissues has the expire date down to the minute.

- NaNi

- this recycled paper towel still has some letters on it

- Didnt know the brother of Fisto was making latex gloves

- Well how am I suppose to know how to make it now

- When a card gets slightly bent.

- This bottlecap looks like it has lips

- Im sorry. I dont speak broke.

- Illegible Expiration Dates

- My bottle of contact lens solution after travelling from 9,712 ft (2,960 m) to 328 ft (100 m).

- 50% of the time these Lift n Peel tabs work everyti....oh who am I kidding they never work.

- An interesting title

- We went on a trip to a really high mountain and we took a bag of chips, I felt a stab in my hand and looked and saw this, It blew up lol

- New dog food has an integrated Velcro closure.

- my beef jerky came with a toothpick

- The pull tab ripped off the milk bottle

- My phone needs repairs, this is the box they gave me to send it to them in

- Last few trips have all been tryptamines or 1P, excited for next one to be regular LSD

- My coffee creamers bar code is shaped in a cup of coffee

- Not only is this toilet paper roll made of bamboo, it also makes sure you replace the roll when finished!

- The mass mailing promotion from this bank is different for me than the one sent to my neighbor.

- This message on my pack of cookies, telling me to let them breathe for 10 minutes before eating them. Also roasting others brands at the end about artificial sweeteners.

- Not tested on vegan animals

- Scale differnce

- It says Remove in the top left corner, but in the middle it says Dont remove

Mulai 1 Januari 2021, Bea Meterai berlaku satu tarif. Temankeu tak perlu lagi bingung memilih antara meterai Rp3.000 atau Rp6.000 pada dokumenmu, karena hanya akan berlaku satu tarif, yaitu Rp10.000. Ini adalah salah satu ketentuan baru dalam UU Bea Meterai yang kemarin (29/09) telah disahkan oleh @DPR_RI. Oh iya, sekarang meterai juga bisa digunakan pada dokumen digital loh. Perubahan ini membuat nilai dokumen kertas atau elektronik jadi setara. Mau tahu apa lagi yang baru dari UU Bea Meterai? Ayo simak rangkuman Minkeu pada infografis disamping  ➡️ Foto dan Infografis: BiroKLI/ @lutfialzuhri - @kemenkeuri on Instagram

- Huh, I dont know fortune cookie

- This bullshit

- Joycon analog stick packaging.

- This hole is off center

- My mayo expires in mayo...

- My fortune cookie came with the fortune outside the cookie.

- This snack bag has a velcro seal.

- Every time

- Every. Time.

- Pull tab breaks off every time

- My perfect yoghurt this morning

- Every. Time.

- This terrible food packaging

- My beef jerky came with a flosser/toothpick in the package.

- A fortune got cut off in the packaging of my fortune cookie and now reads “you are lucky”

- This Empty Slim Jim Wrapper

- My milk carton has a level indicator.

- Im snowed in, so I made snowcream [cream + sweetener + snow scraped off my car]

- A hotel Im staying at offers The Rag.

- Forbidden Cherry Kool Aid Mix

- The way this nitric acid discolored the materials tag

- The way my housemate opens cans. We have 3 can openers.

- @marioarturox on Instagram

- My tablecloth was wrapped around a piece of cardboard for some sort of RC toy.

- Boxed water is the future, man!

- I got a single black bean in my beanbag refill sack.

- The barcode on my bottle of vodka made from wheat

- How these gum wrappers line up in the package

- The bar code on this Clif bar

- This

- The mess from this no mess! lid when I pulled if off the container.

- This “resealable” bag that came unglued when opened.

- When the rip stops following the line

- Easy open

- Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?

- Ready for 2017. Bring on those 1s and 0s

- The security seal left this printed message on the box once removed.

- When sauce packets do this

- When you find the tap and go to tear it off for it to rip.

- This Morse code on my vitamin water that says Im not in danger Im just looking for friendships based in a mutual understanding and respect of Morse code

- This vitamin bottle has a graphic of the pills actual size so you can know before you buy it.

- Forbidden candy egg. Happy Easter!!

- Something I whipped up this week

- Not the first time this has happened. Is it really that hard to make the clear cap you squeeze the ranch through on the bottle to stay on?

- I needed lead

- This barcode shaped like a barn and silo

- This

- The sticker on the bottom of my new glasses

- This gum packaging uses velcro

- Is there one company that owns that patent for these? Why are they so hit or miss??

- Please *pay*.

- These Q-tips have an expiry date

- This is the biggest middle finger pringles has done to me

- I thought I found a $10 bill but when I picked it up I realized it was a piece torn off

- This package has a tab that allows you to open it with your bare hands.

- Anyone else seeing this?

- My school giving out expired cheese and saying that it’s fine as long as it was frozen before it expired.

- Sports drink given to my partner during a diabetes test.

- Why does there have to be so many ingredients in these hashbrowns?

- This hurt, physically and mentally

- Our common enemy isnt Nigel Farage, its people who do this.

- My bag of chips was packaged by the end of one roll and the start of the next one

- My muesli bar expires in 1001 years...

- I ate the cheese anyway.

- This soy sauce doesnt contain soy

- Opening a yogurt and it does this

- So uh, definitely less than 2 servings?

- When you try to open up the butter at Waffle House

- My fortune got cut off in the packaging.

- Publix paper towels have instructions on how to make an origami cat.

- The sunscreen that was left in this yogurt pot reacted with the plastic and made it go soft.

- I just want to eat my candy

- The tissue is placed sideways

- Man vs. Food

- These damned lettuce bags.

- This Packet of Oatmeal Can Be Emptied and Used To Measure 3/4 of a Cup of Water or Milk

- Thanks USPS! Found this stuffed in my mailbox even though my carrier had walked to my door to leave another package.

- When the milk lid card tears and youre left with the clear plastic underside

- I just wanted some mayonaise..

- My briefs came in a resealable bag. But why?

- Wait... Did I just get threatened by a sponge?

- Do they not have a smaller envelope to put this in?

- Bruh.

- The weather was SO hot today, the wax for my braces melted.

- Wow... this sucks

- Every. Time.

- Ok I so I bought some legal brownies, but never checked the dosage. This was only my second time trying weed. I took one brownie but there was still more in the bag. I checked the dosage today and... thats alot for me. I thought they were alot less lmao

- Crappily Designed Breakfast

- How my sister opens cereal. Just no.

- The way my sister eats Ice-cream sandwiches. Sorry for bad quality.

- I left my breath strips in my jeep and they melted into one strip of death

- The actual amount of deodorant in this new canister.

- My friend cracked an egg and this happened

- It...it actually worked...

- My chips have an exact time as well as date of expiration.

- This windex bottle only has the instructions on the inside of the bottle.

- I suck at opening these

- A great way to start the day

- This label on Burger Kings zesty sauce has pictures of both garlic cloves and mustard seed. Yet neither are listed in the ingredients.

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- My bottled green tea has a haiku on it

- My Walmart receipt was printed on TJ Max paper..

- Life finds a way... to f*ck me over

- Tear pattern looks like a howling dog

- Definitely what I want dripping from my ceiling...

- Á classuc mildly infuriating thing

- This Non-Dairy Creamer contains milk

- Without opening the packaging, does anyone know what type of film this is?

- Beautiful Mt Fuji eraser

- A comic-book and weeb store in Poland doing their part!

- I tried to open a pringles can but the cardboard around the interior tore off

- What is this thing that is inside the bag of my pizza dough? On the outside there is a small hole.

- Pack of whoppers came with no whoppers

- This milk has an advertisement on it

- This popcorn flavoring container is approximately 40% empty upon opening. Pretty sure powder does not require that.

- This Fortune Cookie came without the Fortune Cookie.

- Trying to use kds press in to pull back tops tab.

- Never stop improving ! Dont rest, even for a snack, just keep optimizing yourself until theres only the profitable parts of you left !

- Fuck this.

- Would this be okay to use with substrate??

- Why don’t they include a mini rip strip like on gum packages?? They gotta know these don’t open well.

- My textbooks came with a free Red Bull

- The brown cardboard on this end of this marijuana edible box is a false slide that helps childproof it

- How my x opens a cereal box

- Achievement unlocked : mazapán sin romper

- I cant even make this up...

- Misleading.

- Awsome Packaging

- When this happens and you have to get sauce on your fingers

- The way Walgreens packages their allergy medicine

- Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

- Whenever this happens to the freshness seal on a jug of milk

- The lightbulb I just bought is powered by Megaman.

- This guy throwing his crisp packet away with style

- My popsicle only had one stick

- bulgogi recipe maangchi

- I just wanted a glass of milk...

- Barcode designed to look like a truck carrying lemons

- Getting one sauce packet

- Well, I lifted, but couldnt n Peel :(

- Liftnpeel

- This Lifesaver mint apparently missed the die stamp (and so did the rest of the package)

- Every. God. Damn. Time.

- Forbidden mayo

- two-in-one Fortune Cookie!

- Anyone tried Wonder Noodles? Zero carbs zero calories?? The amazon reviews are so mixed, I’d rather ask you all!

- When Amazon apply their super sticky sticker over the only instruction

- Yogurt, The perfect opening

- Legendary

- How my wife opens a bag of M&Ms

- This average sized bag used to ship my very less than average sized butterfly knife

- Ugh, generics.

- There is sugar in my table salt

- Classic, simple, and annoying AF

- Tear here, where? Yeah over there.

- How this company decides to use a mix of lowercase and uppercase letters

- This bottle of water has a mountainous barcode.

- The way the mayonnaise was put in the fridge.

- When the film of the pudding cup splits into 2 film, making it harder to open. 😢😧

- This.

- It was 1am I just wanted some juice but nooooo

- Unfortunate cookie

- This bullshit.

- Perforation my ass.

- When all you wanted was a bowl of cereal

- This double fortune

- My roommate opened the pack of sugar like THIS

- I tried to peel of the whole sticker but only the front came off.

- The best detergent for removing ash