
- My big spiky di-


- Every week...


- 1900s Stonks


- Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm


- Sweet milk


- I successfully opened up a box of Mac & Cheese


- The dried up coffee on my mug looks like a river delta


- Guess who’s back


- Walked outside then ran back in to get a bowl so i could have dipping dots for breakfast.


- Drop your phone in water? Dont rice it. Take out what you can, soak it in high percentage rubbing alcohol for an hour, shake out what you can, and let it dry overnight. Rice can leave sugar deposits on the circuitry. Alcohol wont, and it wont bridge any contacts.


- My beer can was overfilled to the point that it domed over the opening upon cracking it.


- The way this cap came off of my Dr. Pepper


- Shuld i play?


- Ive gone too deep on Youtube


- This Oral-B toothpaste tube has an internal tube to stop you squeezing out the last little bit of toothpaste


- Theres just something not right about the face of this ghost my wife just bought.


- What happens when the AC at Subway breaks and the store temp goes up to 96F


- Enjoying a few too many cold ones after a hard day, cheers!


- Soon (I Hope)


- Grim Claw Game


- Joke of the day.


- School food. Food?


- There is a typo on the bottom of my Post-It pop-up dispenser...


- The hole isnt centered.


- What about the wifi attack on YouTube?


- Glass gravs


- Thanks for the convenience :-|


- The effect of a water stream, from a tap, as it overflows a glass.


- The way my beer foamed up


- Peeling off the film on a frozen microwave meal, by the edges (whilst hungry)


- :DDD


- My can said “sup” to me today


- Welcome to McDonalds


- Toast and Sykkuno got on trending


- The terrible irony...


- #StopTambourineAbuse


- Cursed_cockroaches


- The sticker on the bottom of my new glasses


- My thoughts on season 9 so far


- The back side of this washing machine has a happy little dude on it


- I just wanted some coke


- And all the time we thought it was Jar Jar Bings!


- Frozen Pop


- A prayer for a fallen bruh


- Keep your walk-in cold, and your beer colder.


- This is my sleep paralysis demon.


- Smoke


- Im pretty sure thats not American football, I dont know Im not a sports person


- Drag Race entering its fourth season in the year with most of the viewership stuck at home


- Nomb317


- I guess I should go to sleep before I break everything in my apartment.


- Toothpaste made its own smiley face inside of the cap.


- A reminder that this exists


- What. The. Fuck.


- This is so petty


- The way my ice settled in my cup


- Please not the spitfire :(


- My mothers new microwave has a Chaos option.


- I did it bois, thanks y’all !!


- What happens if you forget TLC in the iodine chamber


- Smooth or bits?


- The x on the lid is off center


- This guys YouTube channel is a goldmine. Yes, thats powered sugar and chocolate milk.


- The reflection on my orange juice makes it seem translucent


- Ice cube in our fridge grew a boner


- My tea corner at work today.


- The Quartering poses a question


- I tired to crack open a cold one


- NO. NO. NOPE. NO.


- No why


- Shoulda checked my butt cheeks on the way out!


- The way my wife cut this cheesecake because she didnt want that big of a piece


- It is NOT here


- Did I do good?


- When your boy has about a quarter pound of shake at the bottom Of his 2 pound purchase OF ABDOLUTE FIRE GMO X SFV OG and lets u take a literal fist full of shake /baby nugs... I WIN LIFE THIS WEEK BOYS!


- Forbidden caramel yoghurt


- My new build: electric/gas hybrid recirculating biab keggle. Upgraded from 32L crab cooker, the fryer cage fits perfectly so I dont need a false bottom :)


- This beer can got too hot from sitting in the sun


- My moms wax melter looks like a shocked turtle.


- emma


- Soda can exploded from heat and its top came out perfectly


- Bro 😳😱


- Blursed_Chocolate Bunny


- When the cap thing falls off into your drink...


- Only the foil part of the seal came off


- Command Strip Ideas


- The Google Android figure appeared in my coffee today.


- Forbidden Coconut paste.


- Mwhaha


- When you open a beer and get another beer.


- Forgot that the stove is still hot after cooking.


- Id be happy to help you clean up


- Juke Skills


- Why are you doing this to me, KFC?


- Customers can be awesome, brought me Starbucks this morning for staying extra late to finish their car last night.


- bOo!


- 50% of the time these Lift n Peel tabs work everyti....oh who am I kidding they never work.


- The way my cream cheese lid was smiljng at me when I opened it thia morning!


- 22 million BTC now locked in the Ethereum Blockchain!


- The center of my sundae was spiralled perfectly so you could see straight to the bottom of the cup.

- This toaster has a a bit more option.

- I made a cake and the chocolate chips sunk to the bottom

- hmmm

- The Ultimate Experience (Repost because of more relaxed rules)

- When the seal comes off perfectly...

- The cup weight has been removed

- Something fishy going on with expensive jar of anchovies. Neatly arranged around the outside of the jar. I just bought fish wrapped olive oil!

- Ive decided to call the strain currently in my grinder werewolf. Idk the name of it and it makes me feel like a wolf and I kinda just eat all my food when I smoke too much of it.

- glug glug glug

- Proper dinner for tonight

- Peel tab can’t even do its one job.

- Injuries,sicknesses, big weightcuts, YOU CANT STOP THE SIBERIAN EXPRESS

- Right above the toilet

- complaining the names of new Pokemon teams

- My first ever attempt at making an egg, i can already tell im going to be the next Gordon Ramsey.

- blursed_craigslist

- Chad Daddy Elon Musk Appreciation Thread

- DPF Filter may have failed...

- My soda can popped open the wrong way.

- My uncooperative can of Coke

- It got so cold outside that the top of my can popped out.

- I perfer the name Shaquaker Oats

- Yankee with no brim!

- Tenno Hekka Banzaiii !!

- The melted stickers on this trashcan kinda look like a wizard

- Looks like an STD

- My boss caught me mid pull.. told me to leave it. I have a feeling he wanted to do it.

- My damn family (reposted, for those fuckers who didnt believe me)

- This beer can that opens to a cup

- Gotta go fast

- The dried candle wax on the inside of this Yankee Candle jar looks like a cartoon whale when the light hits it

- This unopened can was in the trunk of my car. It got so cold the top blew off.

- Straw is too short for the cup

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- Use your scale! Use it!

- Shit.

- So one of my ice cubes did this....

- Found a puncture wound on my Dr. Pepper can that occurred during manufacturing.

- This ceramic tissue dispenser

- These “donuts” Klondike bars, 2 ounces less product, full price....

- Coffee lid looks like a tatted up sea lion on crack.

- My beer can has a small crown on its lid

- I just realized yesterday how good of a film Megamind is and I had to make this

- Uuhhh..... Somethings missing?

- This is what I saw when my mom told me to take out the trash today

- Why did I make this? lol

- I have a 1927 penny (kinda hard to see)

- Such bullshit

- Blursed_Calcium

- Need ideas to help spice up base for TS daemon prince

- there a galaxy in my cider

- Really? Co-worker replies well, technically the bags in the can. Fuck you.

- The foam from my beer made a badass skull

- Dropped my open energy drink, and resealed itself.

- My brothers coffee mug he has at work.

- I learned how to make a mug cake well enough to not use the recipe.

- DAE think of this when they see a weathermans graphic of Hurricane Irene?

- Soaked these spoons and the food floated up without breaking shape.

- me irl

- So I left my beer outside for like 4 minutes...

- Excited that I met the Stanley Cup tonight - with beer in hand. Not the response I expected from my dad

- Just ground up 1/2 of Slime Dog Milla Naire and I’m left with this. Any quick way to make a concentrate with aluminum foil and an oven or stove or something?

- The British drinking tea for the first time (1650s colorised)

- This beer can has braille on it

- My creation, Italian iced tea

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- What can I do with all of this kief? Been saving up for nearly 17 hours now and wanna get super baked

- My buddy works for Oskar Blues, this is what they stamped on the bottom of the cans going out yesterday

- This 12oz can only hold 10.3oz

- The gelatin seed experiment is not going too great. The medium has hardened and split apart. Ill tinker with some different gelatin consistencies

- First cider - Blueberry and Cinnamon. Bubbling fiercely :)

- I just made scrambled eggs and pulled this out of my fridge. My kids are fucking grounded when they get home.

- I got pizza today and went to open the garlic sauce. The first pull ripped the paper off the top, and the seconds ripped the foil right down the middle.

- Not sure if this has been posted, but hell yeah

- hmmm

- Oh that morning coffee...

- Made a mess when I removed the No Mess! seal.

- I tried making onion ring eggs

- hmmm

- Cursed_bücket

- After a ValveNewsNetwork interview it’s confirmed that the scout is actually named ‘Jeremy’ after youtuber turned streamer ‘Jerma985’

- My favorite burrito place has a unique way of labeling the ice dispenser.

- This bullshit

- Forbidden Marshmallow Fluff

- Thanks alot China...

- Felt like eating some chocolate but didnt have any, ended up with dry powdered milk and cocoa powder (it was actually pretty good)

- Novo formato? ib: u/princesagay

- comidas Navidad

- Spare some change?

- My spoon sank and left a perfect pancake ghost of itself

- I accidentally let the coffee filter sit for a week.

- I work in a bar and tonight I pulled a pint of cider and an apple shape formed in the suds on top.

- Do that, do this. No, you did that wrong.

- i think I got the Groan of Iris

- When the foil and the plastic membrane seperates like this

- Hey all, Im full time in two weeks and currently deciding on a fridge. I dont understand enough about them to even narrow it down, and realise there are plenty of you on here who have tried/tested many options. What would you recommend? Cheers in advance!

- Forbidden chocolate

- Oh come on!

- Just why???!!!

- Lines made from the coffee after each of my sips.

- The tab on my can broke off

- A piston should not look like this

- Left this in my vehicle overnight, usually they blow up, this one held on.

- Our favorite part of the process: licking the bowl

- Disposable coffee cup lid on Ryanair has built in filter

- Anyone else have a soft spot for really small cookware?

- Soft pandesal recipe

- This bottle cap has a spike on the top to cut the foil seal.

- Alissa

- Blursed y-wing

- It took me a while but..... This is how I eat my Pringles!

- Finally found a Bosun stainless steel coffee press to match the rest of my kitchen. $6.99 at GW.

- Mr. Stark, I dont feel so good

- The way this water filter wrench fits around this beer can, with bonus symmetry!

- Går det lika bra med tomatsås?

- Why just why...

- The inside on my husbands monster drink right after he drank it

- So I made this test model of my juggernog and I’m very please with how it came out 😁😁

- Does anybody elses ice cream container lid look like this by the time theyre done?

- When your crème brûlée bowl gets too hot right out of the cooler... never seen this shit before.

- The tab of this can had a lightning bolt.

- This.

- ... forget my health, please stop!

- Blursed_cup

- Bald man fined after calling a Cork garda a bald fucker (r/nottheonion)

- Looks like as if the smoker is floating in the air

- Worse than a bag of chips. 2/3rds is air.

- This resealable can

- This coffee machine cover looks like Darth Vader.

- The barcode for this toilet roll is on a toilet roll holder

- Guess who??

- Coffee

- family games

- Soda said no

- IQ level:Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

- Until my Kegerator is up & running, cant get much better than this

- Slowest sparges ever??

- This.

- The barcode on this cup of soup is a pot of soup.

- I see your milk crate and I raise you a pickle bucket in the walk in because its 111 fucking degrees outside and we are an outside venue

- Apparently our fridge had the maximum setting, my coke has frozen solid and the can has expanded immensely.

- Alright how much is in the bottle?

- hmmm

- Try Our New South-African Coffee-Blend It had a strange bitter taste.

- The right ear half-perk

- Tragic

- Those motherfuckers...

- Just wanted tuna

- My “cookie“ in a cup

- This.

- The tab on my can of coke broke instead of opening the can

- My coffee cup lid looks like it has had too much coffee

- some FFFUUUUUUUn with photoshop.

- Dyes

- Milo looks like a cup of shit

- Theres Japanese braille on the top of Asahi cans.

- Almost every protein powder packaging... This one is brand new and is barely 1/2 full.

- Mug Cake? Nailed it!

- You can infer what happens to me every single time I grab one of these.

- This container of popcorn seasoning.

- My sister just opened one of my nephews glue sticks to find this inside... we didn’t even know glue went bad!

- Why me

- This Ikea lightbulb blew up when I changed the light without turning it off.

- Goddam it Pringles

- This is the difference between me and my wife in every aspect of our life.

- Well, fuck.

- Wow. I cannot even.

- Every time

- This beauty

- Some of the oil I poured into boiling water stuck to the bottom of the pot instead of floating

- Try breakfast, they say; its good for you!

- 93 fruit flies in 24 hours with apple cider vinegar in a shot glass in a ziplock bag with a tiny hole. I squished all of them.

- Coffee cans with a lip that keep you from getting the last bit of coffee

- That used to be popcorn

- My coffee mug was sad this morning

- When you first open a jar of Nutella

- Even in the year 2019 coffee packages are nearly impossible to open.

- Gnarls Barkley

- Rosetta in a spoon

- Tfw you dont have a grinder (sent to me by a friend)

- Wow

- Yogurt top had a face on it.

- The lid for my Chipotle cup fit perfectly on the cup given to me on my flight

- Commercial Juicer

- Finished my first last semester of college, copped a gram of loud, vaped it a bit and made it into an ugly mug cake that had me soaring [9.5]. I smoke daily and havent been that high in months.

- With all the film reel talk lately. Heres the aftermath of my latest attempt to load a roll of 120

- Thought tis would anouy someone out there, is it half full or half empty.

- Brand new pot of coco powder.... Half full. Everytime!

- Gotta love when the boss burns your mirepoix

- This face in my coffee.

- Ive managed to dig down to the bottom of a jar of chocolate milk mix without collapsing the sides

- Who the F prints like this?

- Yes, that is used kitty litter. No, I do not think this will end well.

- The freshness seal never peels off cleanly.

- I think this is my weirdest munchie yet

- This looks gross. Why does this look so gross?

- Blursed Coffee

- My diffuser looks like some kind of robotic smoking breast.

- bean cylinder

- Weve been reusing baby formula scoops as coffee/sugar/flour scoops for almost 3 years now!
