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- It’s Tuesday so here are my titties.

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- Feeling fresh and so clean 😇

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- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever

- When the aircon is on cool blast I get [f]ripples :)

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- The gal Im stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet. - Moe Aw, Moe. Thats too far. - Lenny

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Billy the Kid⛓/Zenless Zono Zero/(1/3)

- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

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- happy easter lovely people🐣💛💛

- Blursed forward facing Burns and Smithers

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- Bart “I’m you but stronger”

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- Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead.

- Ropes of cum are the best

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- Post shower☺️

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- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.

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- Petite (a few months ago when I had dyed hair!)

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Sir? Hello, sir?

- Catching sunlight (f19) ☀️

#caturdayunwind #caturdayeasy #caturdaycalm #caturdayrestful #caturdaytranquil #caturdayserene #catu

Thorn/Sally McKnight

- I like how my tan lines look on my boobs, even though they’re small!

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SMILING CITTERS✨💕🍀

- Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you?!?

- Lesbian? This isn’t my army reunion.

- Bart rented a car with a phony drivers license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and theyre out of money and they cant get home and Barts working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!

Me after blaming my brother for the mess

- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?

- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.

- BERSERK IS RIGHT!

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- Aw Hell Diddly Ding Dong Crap! Cant You Morons Do Anything Right?!

- Now, stars and stripes

- There’s an heat wave and I don’t have AC [f]

- (F22)irst post. What do you think? [oc]

- Please look at my Medicare bracelet.

- My wife about to work out. Anyone want to help her stretch?

- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!

- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju

- Hurricane Neddy

- Mr Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba

- Young and horny 🔥

- “Bart, I don’t want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in this house.”

- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?

- Im not convinced!

- Take a peak inside...

- Hey!! He looks just like you, pointdexter!!!

- Whats your favorite shitty parenting moment? Ill go first: Wow Dad, you look really hungover... 😂

- The same woman appears twice in A Fishfull of Dollars

- This episode gets me every time... Luck of the Fryish

- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.

💘 My Steve and perfect Harmony last summer 💘 here’s to all our sisters and brothers who make every day women’s day 💘 - @4thandbleeker on Instagram

- DONT TOUCH MY STUFF!

- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.

- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!

- Green on grren

- Every time I see the picture of the old man with the timer.....

- ITS AN ENEMY STAND

- Amateur with amazing hips

- When /u/SavageAxeBot doesnt think your memes are dank

- Neddy? Neddy!

- NSFW 😈 dayum

- Wanna be my roommate?🥺

- So a few people wont get a few letters. Boo-hoo! You know the kind of letters people write: Dear somebody you never heard of... How is so-and-so? Blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo.

- I need her name please !!!!!

- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.

- Homer, Im worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case, theres only one case left.

- And all this time Ive been smoking harmless tobacco!

- I should be resisting but Im paralyzed with rage... And island rhythms!

- Who does that guy think I am?

- He said put something sexy on... less is more, right? 37(F)😈

- Futurama

- My nipples may be lonely but at least Reddit appreciates their enthusiasm 🥰 [F]

- Ancient Geese

- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.

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- Blursed Simpsons Prediction # 9,503,375,921

- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

- One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops

To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram

- Use both hands

- Is my tummy sexy?

- Son, I am going to teach you a lesson. Im going to stand here and watch you smoke everyone of those cigarettes. Then maybe youll learn.

- Beehive’s Twitter

- social distance

- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”

- Different day, same CK [f]

- Cherry Seaborn confirms her engagement to singer Ed Sheeran (January, 2018)

- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.

- Let me know what you think 👀

- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!

- Sir, have you had enough exercise for this morning?

- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.

- Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie? I sure hope so.

- Doctors in plague inc after I infect the entire planet with insanity

- If my balls look full, it’s because they are

- Purple!!

- These crazy little shorts belong on the floor

- Hot girls wear pink 💗 [F]

- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.

- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.

- I recently moved to a place that is light enough for plants, and bought this beautiful Purple Passion plant. Anyone have advice on growing these?

- My favourite reveal of Season 4...

- Hey, Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973 and its only good in Rhode Island. And its signed by you.

- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?

- Want me to keep going? [18F]

Product placement SMH 😤 - @furcoat on Instagram

- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.

- Do we sell French.....Fries?

- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.

- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.

- Wake up, babe. I’m gonna make you sweat this week.

- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!

- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!

- After pouring orange juice on my muesli...

- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.

- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?

- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?

- You’re #1

- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.

- After reading the news every morning...

- Heard of diva curl from this subreddit and i used it a couple times. Check out these natural curls!

- Dont bother calling 911 anymore. Heres the real number.

- Can I bi-curious Latina get any love here?

- Hows that

- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”

- Hooded Bandit

- Panic !

- My knob tastes funny

- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.

- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.

- daddyyy can’t you tell im cold? hold me 🥺 (19)

- hmmm

- Think it might be time for me to start posting in gonewild too... what do you think?

- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.

- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.

- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.

- Top-u stah noh cheezu map-u

- Is mismatched okay? [f]

- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!

- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...

- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”

- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”

- Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, CucaMonga, Seattle!

- I’m a White male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to me! No matter HOW dumb my suggestions are.

- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.

- ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!

- Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?

- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.

- Let me read to your from my play.

- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito

- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.

- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!

- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur

- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.

- (23,F) Hey lovelies, just sharing my post yoga selfie with ya!

- Coworkers had no idea this is what I was wearing behind the camera during our meeting [f] [oc]😈

- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.

- A lot of you guys said that I should take my underwear off. Is this better?

I’m sorry but I love this 🍑 get ready for my return to streaming October 😊 - @lextaliones_ on Instagram

- Carry on, my wayward son

- Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there.

- At least isolation means no more shaving ;)

- Got a cute new bra, had to show it [f]19

- Ive been in prison, Cecil. Ill be happy just as long as it doesnt taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.

- Words of wisdom from Lenny.

- The Simpsons when I watch all 30 seasons in order

🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram

- Hot grippage!

- Tom Hanks? Idris Elba? Ok, just so long as it’s...

- What’s your name son?

- Bea(m) me up

- Diggin. Makin a hole.

- Hi, I’m Jamie Farr, and you’re about to perform leg surgery.

- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?

- She didn’t know it was pooping out to say hi

- me irl

- daddy’s angel

- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.

- Tell me I’m cute 🥺

- Suck on my titties 🤍

- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.

- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.

- FORA TEMER - não há mal que não piore

- Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!

- Now I know I haven’t been the best Jew, but I rented Fiddler On The Roof and I WILL watch it. Anyway, can I have $40,000?

- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom

- Who rigs every Oscar night?!

- [IG]Love when sluts become single

- Workout, shower, ready for... you 41[F]

- Semi vibes

- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

- Quick flash

- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”

- Quick pic before bed :)

- stand back, its wanking time.

- Oooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!

- Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot, even hidden in your groceries.

- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.

- Happy St Patty’s Day lovelies 💚

- Cute Strong

- All of the Disney+ Staff

- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

- When you werent going to go to war but Japan bombs your ships.

- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”

- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.

- 20yo

- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.

- This ain’t no five-X whiskey. I can still see. S12E21

- I sure hope I’m adorable enough :)

- Blue hair don’t care 😈

- Full and aching and in need of some relief. Can you help me?

- When they fit in my hands 🥺

- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.

- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse

- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!

- “Dad, what is that?” “Well, if Bart can be El Barto...”

- When someone from work says 5G is causing the pandemic.

- Looking at the price when you invested only what you can afford to lose

- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

- New here (should check out my onlyfans)

- Super Bowl Sunday!

- Got my ass kicked at the gym. It’s that good hurt. (F)resh out the shower 😉 (repost bc spelling 🤷‍♀️)

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- Cant make it in today, Mr. Smithers; I have smallpox. Well it wasnt wiped out in my house!

- Just lounging... 😘 (m23)

- 43f. See anything you like?

- Am I small enough for you?

- Oh dad, you and your stories. Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger.

- so ready for you to toss me around

- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.

- Punk girl with a big cock (anyone have a name?)

- I fixed the DVD!

- After a 3 year break with futurama.

- Standing Rock Energy Drink Anyone?

- I was Americas bad boy. I once hid my dads hat! And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilsons flower bed.

- If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you care about!

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- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.

- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.

- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?

- [F] Just push those panties to the side

- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?

- Some of you asked me to take my pants off 😝🍆

- Hi there

- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin

- Anllela Sagra

- She’s so beautiful, and loves to share! [F]

- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!

- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!

- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

- Sunday [F]unday

- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.

- I think I’m stuck 💦

- 5’3 and 101 lbs — do I qualify as xsmall? 💜

- ( whining ): Oh this is the worst party ever...

- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.

- The sexiest picture Ive ever posted online

- Iron grip

- side view

- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!

- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.

- Could your throat handle my cock? 😈💦

- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.

- When did we become the bottom rung of society? I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos

- Where ya goin, baby? Going to find the corpses?

- Yes I look so innocent but wait until you see me in the middle of an orgy

- Turned 18 four months ago and I still havent been fucked [18F]

- I’m 26, am cute ???

- You can make sangria in the turlet.

- For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper thats not afraid to say how great this country is.

- Hehehe feeling very evil😈😈😘 what do you think?

- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”

- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.

- Can I be a part of your Saturday plans please? 😇

- Sexy Tummy Saturday [f]

- putting in the work!

- You’d bee a fool not to!!!

- I like my wi[f]es smile.

- Could you help give my [F]ingers a break? [18F]

- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.

- Why arent you on your knees yet?

- Want me to keep going? [18F]

- Way to breathe, no breath.

- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.

- Just started OF and it’s free right now💕 come play 😈🥺😈link in da comments

- A turkey is a bad person

- A little soft, after my shower

- I teased my favorite fwb while still at work and guess what he showed up after I sent him this photo.

- All you really need is a handful, right? 💕

- Bathroom work boobies [F] [31]

- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.

- For everyone asking... Yes! I really am a virgin lol😅

- (F)elt like sharing

- Hung Twink Anyone? 😵

- Do yall consider u/naughtypossum123 hot?

- Im a 20 year old German cumslut. This face was made to be fucked, throated, gagged and covered in cum.

- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.

- Small enough for you to toss around?

- People who go to mass before Christmas dinner

- Im built like you favorite best girl🐌💦

- Sunday things 💕

- I guess Reddit is getting a treat tonight!! 😘 (Pms loved)

- Don’t want to get outta bed hehe

- Requests have been made, nude pictures have been taken. Hope this one is as loved as yesterday’s.