- fresh feet ready to get dirty
- It’s Tuesday so here are my titties.
- Feeling fresh and so clean 😇
- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever
- When the aircon is on cool blast I get [f]ripples :)
- The gal Im stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet. - Moe Aw, Moe. Thats too far. - Lenny
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- happy easter lovely people🐣💛💛
- Blursed forward facing Burns and Smithers
- Bart “I’m you but stronger”
- Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead.
- Ropes of cum are the best
- Post shower☺️
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Petite (a few months ago when I had dyed hair!)
- Catching sunlight (f19) ☀️
- I like how my tan lines look on my boobs, even though they’re small!
- Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you?!?
- Lesbian? This isn’t my army reunion.
- Bart rented a car with a phony drivers license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and theyre out of money and they cant get home and Barts working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!
- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- Aw Hell Diddly Ding Dong Crap! Cant You Morons Do Anything Right?!
- Now, stars and stripes
- There’s an heat wave and I don’t have AC [f]
- (F22)irst post. What do you think? [oc]
- Please look at my Medicare bracelet.
- My wife about to work out. Anyone want to help her stretch?
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- Hurricane Neddy
- Mr Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba
- Young and horny 🔥
- “Bart, I don’t want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in this house.”
- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?
- Im not convinced!
- Take a peak inside...
- Hey!! He looks just like you, pointdexter!!!
- Whats your favorite shitty parenting moment? Ill go first: Wow Dad, you look really hungover... 😂
- The same woman appears twice in A Fishfull of Dollars
- This episode gets me every time... Luck of the Fryish
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
💘 My Steve and perfect Harmony last summer 💘 here’s to all our sisters and brothers who make every day women’s day 💘 - @4thandbleeker on Instagram
- DONT TOUCH MY STUFF!
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- Green on grren
- Every time I see the picture of the old man with the timer.....
- ITS AN ENEMY STAND
- Amateur with amazing hips
- When /u/SavageAxeBot doesnt think your memes are dank
- Neddy? Neddy!
- NSFW 😈 dayum
- Wanna be my roommate?🥺
- So a few people wont get a few letters. Boo-hoo! You know the kind of letters people write: Dear somebody you never heard of... How is so-and-so? Blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo.
- I need her name please !!!!!
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- Homer, Im worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case, theres only one case left.
- And all this time Ive been smoking harmless tobacco!
- I should be resisting but Im paralyzed with rage... And island rhythms!
- Who does that guy think I am?
- He said put something sexy on... less is more, right? 37(F)😈
- Futurama
- My nipples may be lonely but at least Reddit appreciates their enthusiasm 🥰 [F]
- Ancient Geese
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
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- Blursed Simpsons Prediction # 9,503,375,921
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops
To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram
- Use both hands
- Is my tummy sexy?
- Son, I am going to teach you a lesson. Im going to stand here and watch you smoke everyone of those cigarettes. Then maybe youll learn.
- Beehive’s Twitter
- social distance
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- Different day, same CK [f]
- Cherry Seaborn confirms her engagement to singer Ed Sheeran (January, 2018)
- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
- Let me know what you think 👀
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Sir, have you had enough exercise for this morning?
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie? I sure hope so.
- Doctors in plague inc after I infect the entire planet with insanity
- If my balls look full, it’s because they are
- Purple!!
- These crazy little shorts belong on the floor
- Hot girls wear pink 💗 [F]
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- I recently moved to a place that is light enough for plants, and bought this beautiful Purple Passion plant. Anyone have advice on growing these?
- My favourite reveal of Season 4...
- Hey, Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973 and its only good in Rhode Island. And its signed by you.
- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?
- Want me to keep going? [18F]
Product placement SMH 😤 - @furcoat on Instagram
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- Wake up, babe. I’m gonna make you sweat this week.
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- After pouring orange juice on my muesli...
- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?
- You’re #1
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- After reading the news every morning...
- Heard of diva curl from this subreddit and i used it a couple times. Check out these natural curls!
- Dont bother calling 911 anymore. Heres the real number.
- Can I bi-curious Latina get any love here?
- Hows that
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Hooded Bandit
- Panic !
- My knob tastes funny
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- daddyyy can’t you tell im cold? hold me 🥺 (19)
- hmmm
- Think it might be time for me to start posting in gonewild too... what do you think?
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- Top-u stah noh cheezu map-u
- Is mismatched okay? [f]
- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!
- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, CucaMonga, Seattle!
- I’m a White male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to me! No matter HOW dumb my suggestions are.
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!
- Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Let me read to your from my play.
- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.
- (23,F) Hey lovelies, just sharing my post yoga selfie with ya!
- Coworkers had no idea this is what I was wearing behind the camera during our meeting [f] [oc]😈
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- A lot of you guys said that I should take my underwear off. Is this better?
I’m sorry but I love this 🍑 get ready for my return to streaming October 😊 - @lextaliones_ on Instagram
- Carry on, my wayward son
- Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there.
- At least isolation means no more shaving ;)
- Got a cute new bra, had to show it [f]19
- Ive been in prison, Cecil. Ill be happy just as long as it doesnt taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.
- Words of wisdom from Lenny.
- The Simpsons when I watch all 30 seasons in order
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- Hot grippage!
- Tom Hanks? Idris Elba? Ok, just so long as it’s...
- What’s your name son?
- Bea(m) me up
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- Hi, I’m Jamie Farr, and you’re about to perform leg surgery.
- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?
- She didn’t know it was pooping out to say hi
- me irl
- daddy’s angel
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Tell me I’m cute 🥺
- Suck on my titties 🤍
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- FORA TEMER - não há mal que não piore
- Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!
- Now I know I haven’t been the best Jew, but I rented Fiddler On The Roof and I WILL watch it. Anyway, can I have $40,000?
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- [IG]Love when sluts become single
- Workout, shower, ready for... you 41[F]
- Semi vibes
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Quick flash
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- Quick pic before bed :)
- stand back, its wanking time.
- Oooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!
- Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot, even hidden in your groceries.
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Happy St Patty’s Day lovelies 💚
- Cute Strong
- All of the Disney+ Staff
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- When you werent going to go to war but Japan bombs your ships.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- 20yo
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- This ain’t no five-X whiskey. I can still see. S12E21
- I sure hope I’m adorable enough :)
- Blue hair don’t care 😈
- Full and aching and in need of some relief. Can you help me?
- When they fit in my hands 🥺
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- “Dad, what is that?” “Well, if Bart can be El Barto...”
- When someone from work says 5G is causing the pandemic.
- Looking at the price when you invested only what you can afford to lose
- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
- New here (should check out my onlyfans)
- Super Bowl Sunday!
- Got my ass kicked at the gym. It’s that good hurt. (F)resh out the shower 😉 (repost bc spelling 🤷♀️)
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- Cant make it in today, Mr. Smithers; I have smallpox. Well it wasnt wiped out in my house!
- Just lounging... 😘 (m23)
- 43f. See anything you like?
- Am I small enough for you?
- Oh dad, you and your stories. Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger.
- so ready for you to toss me around
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Punk girl with a big cock (anyone have a name?)
- I fixed the DVD!
- After a 3 year break with futurama.
- Standing Rock Energy Drink Anyone?
- I was Americas bad boy. I once hid my dads hat! And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilsons flower bed.
- If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you care about!
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- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- [F] Just push those panties to the side
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- Some of you asked me to take my pants off 😝🍆
- Hi there
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- Anllela Sagra
- She’s so beautiful, and loves to share! [F]
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- Sunday [F]unday
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- I think I’m stuck 💦
- 5’3 and 101 lbs — do I qualify as xsmall? 💜
- ( whining ): Oh this is the worst party ever...
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- The sexiest picture Ive ever posted online
- Iron grip
- side view
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Could your throat handle my cock? 😈💦
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- When did we become the bottom rung of society? I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos
- Where ya goin, baby? Going to find the corpses?
- Yes I look so innocent but wait until you see me in the middle of an orgy
- Turned 18 four months ago and I still havent been fucked [18F]
- I’m 26, am cute ???
- You can make sangria in the turlet.
- For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper thats not afraid to say how great this country is.
- Hehehe feeling very evil😈😈😘 what do you think?
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- Can I be a part of your Saturday plans please? 😇
- Sexy Tummy Saturday [f]
- putting in the work!
- You’d bee a fool not to!!!
- I like my wi[f]es smile.
- Could you help give my [F]ingers a break? [18F]
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- Why arent you on your knees yet?
- Want me to keep going? [18F]
- Way to breathe, no breath.
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Just started OF and it’s free right now💕 come play 😈🥺😈link in da comments
- A turkey is a bad person
- A little soft, after my shower
- I teased my favorite fwb while still at work and guess what he showed up after I sent him this photo.
- All you really need is a handful, right? 💕
- Bathroom work boobies [F] [31]
- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.
- For everyone asking... Yes! I really am a virgin lol😅
- (F)elt like sharing
- Hung Twink Anyone? 😵
- Do yall consider u/naughtypossum123 hot?
- Im a 20 year old German cumslut. This face was made to be fucked, throated, gagged and covered in cum.
- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.
- Small enough for you to toss around?
- People who go to mass before Christmas dinner
- Im built like you favorite best girl🐌💦
- Sunday things 💕
- I guess Reddit is getting a treat tonight!! 😘 (Pms loved)
- Don’t want to get outta bed hehe
- Requests have been made, nude pictures have been taken. Hope this one is as loved as yesterday’s.
