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- “Well everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.”

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- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”

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- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”

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- I dunno, Theres some real buzz around lenny

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- Been letting my winter coat grow back in a bit—what do you think: trim the fur or keep it?

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- Pigs tend to chew. Id say he eats more like a duck.

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- You use words like pasghetti and mamatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N. And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.

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- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!

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- Theres a hole in my heart; As deep as a well...

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- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!

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- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.

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- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!

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- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”

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- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??

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- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!

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- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!

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- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.

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- Oh dad, you and your stories. Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger.

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- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?

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- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

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- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”

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- “Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter, is smarter”

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- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!

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- Now I know I haven’t been the best Jew, but I rented Fiddler On The Roof and I WILL watch it. Anyway, can I have $40,000?

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- So Marge, whos your favorite Native American warrior? Crazy Horse! Whoo whoo whoo!

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- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.

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- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.

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- “Help me, Lisa! I have serious Mental Problems!

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- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!

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- Give it a try, its like kissing a peanut!

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- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.

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- Hey, what the hell ya doin with my money at your house, Fred?

- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.

- “Hey... I don’t remember sayin’ that.”

- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?

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- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo

- I know that some of you are upset about the area code change, especially those of you covered with dynamite.

- Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there.

- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.

- I was Americas bad boy. I once hid my dads hat! And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilsons flower bed.

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- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.

- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”

- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days

- Hey, remember our agreement. Im the man!

- Wake up with me

- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler

- Ants huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the vineyard this year. I had Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor, and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the ants out the front door. But Im sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort-town ways.

- Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse... before it gets better.

- Whats a battle?

- Oh yeah, me-medicinal! I... Without it, I could go ehhh... go even blinder! Right?

- Well theyll...When they find him, um...mumble mumble

- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.

- The gal Im stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet. - Moe Aw, Moe. Thats too far. - Lenny

- Hot grippage!

- Oh, uhh ... BARNEY!

- Am i really that ugly?

- All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think ill order a Tab.

- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!

- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!

- This ain’t no five-X whiskey. I can still see. S12E21

- Hey, I thought I told you to stop licking my windows

- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.

- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.

- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.

- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom

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- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.

- Now this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I dont know, you might want to wear a hat.

- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.

- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse

- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!

- I have a ball. Perhaps youd like to bounce it.

- ummm...Youre on your own!

- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.

- Hey, Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973 and its only good in Rhode Island. And its signed by you.

- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Ohh, baby.

- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.

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- Man alive! There are men alive in here.

- Standing Rock Energy Drink Anyone?

- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!

- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito

- My two favorite alcoholics at the same bar

- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.

- So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end.

- So a few people wont get a few letters. Boo-hoo! You know the kind of letters people write: Dear somebody you never heard of... How is so-and-so? Blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo.

- Panic !

- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.

- Oh, I cant take his money. I cant print my own money. I have to work for money. Why dont I just lie down and die?

- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

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- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”

- I’m a White male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to me! No matter HOW dumb my suggestions are.

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- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.

- Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested... Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju

- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.

- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.

- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.

- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.

- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.

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- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.

- NO. IM JUST GOING OUT TO COMMIT CERTAIN DEEDS.

- Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot, even hidden in your groceries.

- When did we become the bottom rung of society? I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos

- People who go to mass before Christmas dinner

- My knob tastes funny

- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.

- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.

- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.

- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.

- Dont bother calling 911 anymore. Heres the real number.

- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!

- 900 dollary-doos?! Tobias! Did you accept a six-hour collect call from the States?

- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...

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- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.

- Ow! My eye! Im not supposed to get pudding in it!

- Homer Simpson, smiling politely

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- On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.

- Do we sell French.....Fries?

- This episode gets me every time... Luck of the Fryish

- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!

- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?

- Words of wisdom from Lenny.

- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”

- Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.

- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

- Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?

- Shoutout to the one character that never left Bojacks side.

- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!

- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.

- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?

- BERSERK IS RIGHT!

- Dude, karma...kar-ma

- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!

- Way to breathe, no breath.

- Charmed. uh.. a-googly-doogily

- Well, you keep using words like pasghetti and momatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N.And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.

- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.

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- “I just collect the cans, Daddy”

- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?

- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!

- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.

- Good Morning Ladies!

- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake

- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.

- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!

- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?

- Bart tests Homer’s strength

- No, I do not know what Schadenfreude is. Please tell me because Im dying to know.

- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.

- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.

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- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!

- Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining. Furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”

- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.

- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.

- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.

- Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!

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- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.

- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.

- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?

- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!

- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.

- Don’t forget the smell!

- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?

- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.

- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.

- Im not a state! Im a monster!

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- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.

- GREENhorn?!... WHOs a greenhorn?!.... WHATs a greenhorn?!

- 43f. See anything you like?

- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.

- Ha ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no-one came to my birthday party.

- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys

- Everyones saying star wars this! And Kylo Ren that! But no ones saying worship this! And Jericho that!

- What a crappy candle

- A turkey is a bad person

- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.

- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.

- Who the devil are you?

- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”

- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.

- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!

- I should be resisting but Im paralyzed with rage... And island rhythms!

- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.

- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”

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- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.

- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.

- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.

- I fixed the DVD!

- Just noticed that the piano music that plays in S6E13 when BoJack opens holyhocks letter is the same music that played in S4E10 when when her dads tell him that He will never see hollyhock again

- “That doll tried to kill me!” - “I’d say that the pressure has finally gotten to dad, but what pressure?”

- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!

- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”

- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

- If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you care about!

- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

- “Ha Ha” “Hey, Nelson. Hes really hurt. I think he broke his leg.“ “I said: Ha Ha.”

- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.

- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.

- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.

- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.

- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.

- What’s your name son?

- A little soft, after my shower

- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.

- I told you I aint a bear! Rawr Rawr Rawr, no one understands you, she-bear!