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- Hey moe, wanna smell my flower?
- Adjust
- Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead.
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- My Purple Basil has been the stunner in my vegetable garden this year. The plant isn’t is large and prolific as my regular basil, but I think I’ll keep it in my plant rotation in the future just because it’s pretty.
- Ancient Geese
- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.
- Monster Energy Drink...mix it with booze. Ever been wide awake, blacked out? Ever tried to jump over a train on a bike? Ever bit the beak off a bird? Monster Energy...put it in your body and ask questions later. Its green so its nature.
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Does anyone else love Monday Mornings too? ✨
- Punk girl with a big cock (anyone have a name?)
- Aw Hell Diddly Ding Dong Crap! Cant You Morons Do Anything Right?!
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- Who does that guy think I am?
- Homer, you should be more supportive. Youre right Marge, good work boy........... ♪ Egghead likes his Booky-Wook! ♪
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- Its a sunny day
- My tits r underneath.
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- Oooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!
- Now I know I haven’t been the best Jew, but I rented Fiddler On The Roof and I WILL watch it. Anyway, can I have $40,000?
- Wearing one of the year’s lucky colours to celebrate Chinese New Year 🎊
- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo
- Pokies
- Whats your favorite shitty parenting moment? Ill go first: Wow Dad, you look really hungover... 😂
- It’s not my cake day yet. But feels like it. Happy Friday everyone! 😌 (20f)
- For those of you up late. 🖤
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- Felling a lil blue?
- Wake up, babe. I’m gonna make you sweat this week.
- Opinion? (First try) help me to improve
- Cinderella’s after dark attire
- Perfection
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- Can I bi-curious Latina get any love here?
- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?
To all of our beautiful hair family, stay strong during this difficult time.We love you 💜💙 - @salonsupport on Instagram
- Petite (a few months ago when I had dyed hair!)
- It’s Tuesday so here are my titties.
- Madison wasnt stupid
- memes
- cartoons
- I have a ball. Perhaps youd like to bounce it.
- Im almost done at work babe 😘 (f)
- The gal Im stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet. - Moe Aw, Moe. Thats too far. - Lenny
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
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- ITAP of a Yucca blade after rain
- Ballerina.
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- rainy day
- Want to slip inside? [f]19
- [f19] Being a slut for Daddy on the plane makes it so much more fun
- My wife about to work out. Anyone want to help her stretch?
- Mr Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba
- Memes Simpsons
- Why arent you on your knees yet?
- So a few people wont get a few letters. Boo-hoo! You know the kind of letters people write: Dear somebody you never heard of... How is so-and-so? Blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo.
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
- Watering the plants turned into a little macro photo shoot #1
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- Think I should deliver coffee to the construction workers outside our house? [F]
- You can do it
- Elon Musk teases electric plane design and smokes weed on Joe Rogan podcast (2018)
Difference between a new leaf and one that’s been bleached by the sun 💕 . . . . #caladium #plants #houseplantsofinstagram #irishhouseplants #houseplantsofireland #irishhouseplantclub - @leafprotector on Instagram
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Think it might be time for me to start posting in gonewild too... what do you think?
- Got my ass kicked at the gym. It’s that good hurt. (F)resh out the shower 😉 (repost bc spelling 🤷♀️)
- No Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor, and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
- me irl
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Do you like??
- Take a peak inside...
- “Ha Ha” “Hey, Nelson. Hes really hurt. I think he broke his leg.“ “I said: Ha Ha.”
- Suck on my titties 🤍
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot, even hidden in your groceries.
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie? I sure hope so.
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- Hey, I thought I told you to stop licking my windows
- Dont bother calling 911 anymore. Heres the real number.
I’m sorry but I love this 🍑 get ready for my return to streaming October 😊 - @lextaliones_ on Instagram
- 24m how would u milk me 😉😉
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- Do you like my nipples? [f]
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- 2nd post 2nd day , and oops I think I did it again [f] oc
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse
- Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there.
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- Turning it on
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- These crazy little shorts belong on the floor
- When you werent going to go to war but Japan bombs your ships.
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- Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?
- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.
- Fall is Here
- I’m a White male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to me! No matter HOW dumb my suggestions are.
- My favourite reveal of Season 4...
- Went grocery shopping today wearing this shirt and leggings
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- Hey!! He looks just like you, pointdexter!!!
- And Not a Single Crunch Was Done
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Weight Loss Supplements
- You’re #1
- (F22)irst post. What do you think? [oc]
- Coffee on a cold morning
- The same woman appears twice in A Fishfull of Dollars
- Super soaker see thru
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- Carry on, my wayward son
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- Am i really that ugly?
- Just wants to be insta famous
- She’s so beautiful, and loves to share! [F]
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- The siding on the house in Bobs Burgers looks like organic chemistry compounds
- happy easter lovely people🐣💛💛
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- Super Bowl Sunday!
- Barbells
- Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!
- First ray of sunshine after the rain
- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- Hey, Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973 and its only good in Rhode Island. And its signed by you.
- I should be resisting but Im paralyzed with rage... And island rhythms!
- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?
- hmmm
- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
- A little soft, after my shower
- Thirsty?
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Another day, another box of stolen pens.
I think he even have milk 🥛😌 #gay #gaydaddy #gaysnap #gaybrasil #gayfollow #gaytwink #gaymodel #gaybeard #gayteen #gayman #gayboy #gayguy #gaymen #gayhot #gaylife #gaycouple #gaysp #gayfit #gaylatino #gaymemes #gayuk #gaypride #gaygirl #gaycub #gayisokay #gayespaña #gaybears #gayabs #gaymadrid #gayworld - @from_towns on Instagram
- Blursed forward facing Burns and Smithers
- Panic !
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Quick flash
- Different day, same CK [f]
- FORA TEMER - não há mal que não piore
- Fat cock + pre cum
- more than a handful is a waste, amiright? 🍒
- I think there is something with my t-shirt🙈💦
- Is it Summer Yet?
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- Could your throat handle my cock? 😈💦
- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- Skinny
- Been letting my winter coat grow back in a bit—what do you think: trim the fur or keep it?
- Yup...Still alive.... Offering [SEXT],[RATE]s, custom [VID] & [PIC] sets, as well as [GFE]. Come say hello :)
- Abs are coming in [F26]
- Im honestly surprised they dont just cut through my shirt sometimes
- This ain’t no five-X whiskey. I can still see. S12E21
- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Thirsty
- What’s your name son?
- All you really need is a handful, right? 💕
- Almost there
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- Oh dad, you and your stories. Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger.
- Poking through
- Anyone know why last years nasturtiums are coming in with scalloped leaves? UK
- do you want to take off my panties?😜
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- Cute Strong
- Tell me I’m cute 🥺
- Wanna be my roommate?🥺
- Janna Breslin
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Could you help give my [F]ingers a break? [18F]
- All of the Disney+ Staff
- For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper thats not afraid to say how great this country is.
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- All dressed up and no where to go 💝[F]50[OC]
- Suck, pinch, pull, then adore
- Her top looks nice.
- 💦 T-shirt Day👅
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- daddyyy can’t you tell im cold? hold me 🥺 (19)
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- Happy
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- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Little Jewel has become Big Jewel!
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- For everyone asking... Yes! I really am a virgin lol😅
- First day w/o a mustache in months, I’m feeling a little more naked than I usually do lol
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- Bathroom work boobies [F] [31]
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- I fixed the DVD!
- Beehive’s Twitter
- Happy St Patty’s Day lovelies 💚
- Way to breathe, no breath.
- I recently moved to a place that is light enough for plants, and bought this beautiful Purple Passion plant. Anyone have advice on growing these?
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- [f] pre-shower fun, I like this lighting
- See thru
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- 5’3 and 101 lbs — do I qualify as xsmall? 💜
“Your highlight’s too bright!” Aspi. Argentea: 💁🏼♀️ #jewelorchids #aspidogyneargentea #aspidogyne #houseplants - @plant.agenda on Instagram
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
💘 My Steve and perfect Harmony last summer 💘 here’s to all our sisters and brothers who make every day women’s day 💘 - @4thandbleeker on Instagram
- side view
- Turned 18 four months ago and I still havent been fucked [18F]
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- Where ya goin, baby? Going to find the corpses?
- Mine are hard...how’s yours? (F)(OC)
- Pretty boye at 7 am
- Good morning [F][OC]
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Doctors in plague inc after I infect the entire planet with insanity
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- Hot grippage!
- Yes I look so innocent but wait until you see me in the middle of an orgy
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- Sexy - Transparent shirt
- When they fit in my hands 🥺
- In the pool.
- New underwear for Daddy 😏
- Barely bottoms
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- He said put something sexy on... less is more, right? 37(F)😈
s’émerveiller devant la nature, elle nous offre des merveilles. - @jellabzoubida on Instagram
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- Can I be a part of your Saturday plans please? 😇
- Im built like you favorite best girl🐌💦
- Petite
- A turkey is a bad person
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- Taking in the scenery
- When the aircon is on cool blast I get [f]ripples :)
- Hung Twink Anyone? 😵
- Next Best Thing, me, digital, 2019
- Don’t want to get outta bed hehe
- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- I teased my favorite fwb while still at work and guess what he showed up after I sent him this photo.
- There’s an heat wave and I don’t have AC [f]
- People who go to mass before Christmas dinner
- Coworkers had no idea this is what I was wearing behind the camera during our meeting [f] [oc]😈
- My last post was removed haha but Hi new searchers 😈😘
- Sexy Tummy Saturday [f]
- putting in the work!
- Small enough for you to toss around?
- Anllela Sagra
- Iron grip
- Watering the plants turned into a little macro photo shoot #2
- It would appear that I am (F)ully disrobed... You like what you see? (OC)
- You’d bee a fool not to!!!
- Stay hydrated everyone
- The sexiest picture Ive ever posted online
- Hydrate everyday =)
- Sunday things 💕
- The way the water looks on her 🥰
- Lacy day
- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.
- I sure hope I’m adorable enough :)
- I guess Reddit is getting a treat tonight!! 😘 (Pms loved)
- Who’s a fan of nipple piercings? 😈 link in my bio. 70% off, so only $3.00 for 30 days 😯
- 43f. See anything you like?
- Who’s up? 💦
- Hi there
- Im a 20 year old German cumslut. This face was made to be fucked, throated, gagged and covered in cum.
- Titty Wednesday is a thing, right? [18F]
- She didn’t know it was pooping out to say hi
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