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Great. All the best. Just keep moving forward. - @teckmart_influencers on Instagram

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Big up to @defalcomusic for this move! Posted @withregram • @defalcomusic for the next 30 days, Ill be donating ALL of my Bandcamp earnings to the Peoples City Council Freedom Fund. #blacklivesmatter ✊💕🐬 pay what u want, and it all goes to a great cause - @productiveculture on Instagram


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- ok sorry for bother


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Thanks to everyone who bought EOM merchandise during my spring cleaning merch sale! It all went to the Scleroderma Research Foundation. E’s Mom Regina wants to thank all of you for your support. Don’t forget to bump some @eom_ beats today! - @bigwax on Instagram


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- G...g..global WARMING!!! Thats...PoLItiCAL

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hope you guys don’t see it as “rude” because im just explaining how robin is a lesbian.


- Got anything to tell us, Faye Valentine?! Sauce: ‘Cowboy Bebop’


why do people think bullying is cool??


- Who can be this bad at placing tiles???

How to Take an Awesome Profile Picture For Social Media

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- me_irl

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- Blursed Surrender

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- They thought the first one sounded too excited

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- Tree to bf chart I found for anyone wanting to mill up a tree

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- This phone number *totally* looks real.


- Thought it was funny that the official color code of the new Blue Oat 380s is the sound people make when they seem them.


- Amazon Prime, hooking it up hardcore this time.


- Should be more


- The only inheritance my kids will be getting


- how the table has turned...


- I looked up things to do during quarantine...


- Amazon Prime has been really lazy with shipping these past few months. If today is July 3rd and its 2 day shipping.... Even if it has to ship on July 5th because of Independence Day it shouldn’t take that long.


- Up to an [8] after several months...


- Are you sure about that??


- She has the succubi to thank for that


- Was looking at quotes and saw this


- Why are they even mods


- Concrete Prices


- Since T-Series are going on Pewds by 1k subs every 25 minutes, T-Series are likely to overtake Pewds in 1.597 days. We must stop T-Series!


- funny illusions


- This man is right


- Apparently I can’t be born in November or December


- 181MB/108MB = 99%


- send this to your dumbass/brainless friends


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Coupon code. - @myntra.india on Instagram


- Dual Subwoofer placement help, recommendations and amateur sound treatment help.


- when u need it to feel rich


- We all know nothing is going to happen besides bugfixes


- hmmm


- For real, do they ever break even?


- I saw this groupon and all I could think of is Eugene Levy. Someone let him know theres a sale!


- There is a subreddit called r/sixthworldproblems and its info page only has es.


- I consider myself a hacker.


- Why i cant sleep at night


- Well since you put it that way ...


- This (probably) phone scammer is still calling me


- Indian Problems during Diwali


- Ok, this is epic


- It goes both ways.


- Joergen submitted a picture of himself?


- 🅱️🅾️neless 🅱️izz🅰️


- Hail hypocrisy


- Full HD 1080p


- The doge bed


- Its official


- Power from Below


- It really do be like that


- I hate this


- Woof_irl


- I work for a college. They gave me $20 dining dollars for employee appreciation and then took it back.


- At last.. first W of the year!


- Hong Kong Reddit, LIHKG, is down


- Now THESE are Snapchat lenses Id actually use


- You’re playing with my emotions old man


- Yes... fireplaces


- Cooking with class


- Youtube.


- then why did I not get a perfect score??


- Welcome to r/Animemes (reposting)


- are you serious


- My point stands


- Most obvious scam ever.


- 10/10 cable management


- The tiles on the right. They could of just switched the white and gray and it would be fine!


- Kim Kardashians hair inspo


- I lent my laptop to my girlfriend for 5 minutes. I noticed what she did after an hour.


- Its killing me to see this


- Selfburn 100


- Dont flush your profits down the toilet, invest in this sh!t


- Holy moly, thats some fast Wi-Fi


- kill me soweeside


- So cloudtail india is back on amazon india site.


- Wait what?


- Just a joke


- How to make a good libright meme


- Innovation Inc. Arctic Base is a really good game.


- What the hell


- felt pricey, might delete later. NOTE: I made this, didnt buy


- teen patti chips buy and sell


- This is the reason why I keep Insufficient balance


“...The process was a little longer than most building projects in an effort to remain debt-free and gradually building the facility. The house is valued at $750,000 but through donations from the community, volunteer labor and local business offering services for free, iCare will not owe anything on the building and be able to use regular funding for the services they provide.” To read the rest of the article about how Icare helps survivors of Human trafficking in Augusta, please click the link in our BIO! - @icareforthevoiceless on Instagram


- The 4th and 5th oldest reddit users.


- The 4th and 5th spot for the oldest Reddit accounts


- long elevator


- But why?

- me_irl

#minorflex - @paradox_interactive on Instagram

- Linux

- Blursed_Reviews

- I love how Windows 10 can take me on a little nostalgia trip

- 194872931$Ab is definitely not my password..

- Yes, this post is perfect for this board

- eIgHty ThReE pErCeNt bUy RaTiNg!!!

- This is the fee you pay for trading on Honeyswap.

- San Andreas to be specific

- Haven’t played cs in a while but i was making a arizona type city in minecraft and i’m making the hospital and this looked a little familiar

- Email the BC minister of health to buy yourself some water!

- Big f in chat for the zeppeli family

- This game asks me for my location, why and when would I need this

- rip Laika

- Getting ready for balance...

- 90s Throwback

- My dorm is located above the server room for my entire college

- [OC] I built a ZSH prompt in Nim

Listen to the trailer! Season 2 of Poetry Unbound, from @onbeing starts on the 28th of Sept. Oh friends, we have brilliant poems from brilliant poets to share with you. Subscribe where you subscribe. - @padraigotuama on Instagram

ten thousand people ?????? thats literally insane . we love u guys so fking much & we are so excited to be going on this journey with you . we owe u everything and we appreciate every single one of you . 💗 -TNT 🧨 - @tadyandtaylor on Instagram

- Thank you guys

- Before Anime......

- Which one of you in Cork, Ireland is responsible for this WiFi

- I’m game wbu

- Thank you, Cosmetic Love, for all those savings. What ever will I do with all that money?

- Daddy this sugar is so delicious

- You want the top floor or the bottom?

- YoU gUyS hAvE pLeNtY oF tImE

- BIRTHDAYS

- Couple of goodies

- [meme] I’ve seen a few showdowns in my day

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- Downsizing my things has really brought out my inner minimalist. I can truly say Im much more content loving simply in my minimalist room.

- 3 AM brains

- Im going to hell.

- africa toto meme

- Greater than $10,000 or greater than $10,000

- This stock image of a family casually watching tv while laying on a hardwood floor

- @madsociety.sc on Instagram

- This shit from wired on one of there articles

- The American Dream

- Call someone I think my cancers growing

- SAO bad give arrow

- Vtec did not kick in yo

- Amazon Source Code Has a Meowing Duck in it.

- Light green on white which makes it hard to read

- Why do mobile games do this

- Its science.

- Low-res flags of several middle eastern countries, made of wooden blocks

- No dd-mm-yy

- I am 30 and single. This was me after a get together with my coworkers and some of their babies.

- thats why jesus never go mcdonalds

- wow new dog in JoJo cant wait to see him...

- Blursed Incense

- Well it is buzzfeed

- THIS IS NOT A DRILL

- Huge potential for massive profits!!

- In addition to the 16k a semester tuition and 200$ textbooks, my college piles on lab fees that are hundreds of dollars. Classes are REQUIRED to have a lab fee even for something like my orchestra (10$ fee for that) which is free for people who dont sign up for the class or community members.

- Totally inspired by TheKlogs post from r/skincareaddiction. I am a true neutral!

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- Let’s satanize everything!

- Me irl

- Evolution of the Nintendo controller

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- Mematic downloads ads so it can show it when you are offline or maybe to load ads faster. I deleted 2 ads today.

- r/assholedesign excpects you to know every post over the last 6 months to make sure your post is not a repost (or something that has very vaguely to do with an older post)

- The word was because

- How Verizons Unlimited data plan isnt really unlimited.

- Because why not just have additional waste

- I love me some anime thighs

- When websites do this

- Ah, yes... Europe - a bed.

- Am I on the other side of the world? 🤔

- Its whats on the inside that counts, boss.

LA real estate market is crazy right now 😍 #WhateverItTakes - @monarchtitlecompany on Instagram

- You pay for everything

- American warfare summed up

- Web Design Company

- Ok, I’ll just have Michelangelo paint it...

- The root of all Dino maymays

- Hhhh🤔

- Any fellow South Africans in the same boat?

- Final Fantasy 7 Remake as the majority believes it will end up like.

- Does anyone have any experience with address is incomplete from Singpost? The sender is absolutely sure he wrote the correct address. I was napping at 20:24, but if someone knocked on my door my dog wouldve went wild and I wouldve heard it. Could the delivery man have not bothered to deliver?

- A swedish plumber might be able to get in.

- blursed_enjoyment

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- Maison

- The masking on this macbook is fabulous.

- Nice

- mmmm... strawberry...

- Something bush did

- bE sUrE tO lIkE ANd suBscrIBe

- Thanks, Wish.

- Disney : [ Happiness noise ]

- Male Fantasy

- Excel / Power BI

- At least they didn’t throw it away

- Cricut

- * laughing in Terrorbyte *

- How to build a doghouse

- Gonna go for the RTX because I already got the Gromit mugs

- Game ad using the wrong “there”

- About to do my first ever nuzlocke, any tips?

- Echidna is more cute than I thought

- Filter by date

- Imagine trying to find the smallest size but you gotta find it first

- Jewish gender reveal party

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- Never Forget

- The numbers dont add up

- endgame spoilers

- you are not eligible because you aren’t eligible

- Did the floor boss

- Cursed video

- me_irl

- ill have a owo

- ;llll

- Woof_irl

- Shipping will cost 17 million dollars

- At this point most of my passwords have 5 exclamation points

- Yo, pass the aux cord!

- The clock on this microwave auto turns off as an energy saving feature. You cant change the setting. You have to get up and tap the clock button to see the time.

- All my other applications: *taking up very little CPU*. Google Chrome: I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

- Me irl

- I just dont care

- I had to take algebra twice and even I know this is so wrong...

- xbox live gold prices

- What kind of asshole would want more of this?

- wait its all a hoax? 🐓🔫 always has been

- Coincidence?

Just reported by the NWF Daily News. Okaloosa Island is getting its very own AJs. #visitokaloosaisland #ajsseafoodandoysterbar #ajsokaloosaisland - @visit_okaloosa_island on Instagram

- excuse me how do i fish in a desert

- Seller uses “out of stock” fake capacity, to trick you into thinking that the product is cheaper.

- Pewds I dare you to answer this

- Ive been trading options the last few weeks

- I just desperately want to build with spiral staircases again. So many possibilities!

- When you realize there’s no stopping him.

- I’m a time traveler!

- Luckily cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

- So I found this account with this name. I went to check the account but it got deleted

- Training at a gym youre trying to add a Pokémon to should be more rewarding.

- @3ctothej on Instagram

- 😭😭😭

- Just letting you know if you ever have 2 tonnes of weed you could fit it in a Flatbed truck

- Cursed_jenga

- Just found this in the History of this Subreddit (pls dont ban)

- This activation code I need to watch DVDs on my computer.

- Japan you sneaky deeky

- Programmer vs Stranger

- Thatll do it

- candy go tcc

- Alright how much is in the bottle?

- Cursed_Ebay

- A current driver on your PC may be better, but well keep trying to install OUR version.

- Farm style bathrooms

- I bought a couch on discount during Black Friday as I urgently needed a new one. I bought it right away as the site said the discount would expire next day. I’ve been checking the site ever since purchase and it still says the discount lasts until next day. Is this even allowed?

- This mail subject

- An older build I made of the little building over Lars’ homestead from Star Wars

- Blursed recommendation

- This jumbled survey question

- The room rates for my previous build (the beach resort) idk if you guys saw it lol!

- Lazy, I am

- All of these are the same group message. Stupid android.

- After watching part 4

- Found this in YouTube (srry if its the wrong community)

- Better off in the dumpster

- The cost of a crackhouse varies widely across North America (actual listings today)

- 4chan is a goldmine

- I noticed.

- If every social media had a respective waifu

- Ouch

- I got an IP camera to watch my puppy in the garage while Im at work. This is what Im seeing right now.

- Amazing that I have unusual activity on both of these, considering I have neither a PayPal account nor a HSBC account.

- Me irl

- me🍰irl

- Does anyone know how to make WhatsApp stop doing this while I’m reading other messages? It’s super annoying.

- Whos gonna win?

- Ready for shower!

- Works like a charm

- ok let’s look at the max players

- HOME STAGING TIPS

- Me_irl

- Yes designing circus walls for us clowns

- It fits the curves of ma gril

- Gold sucks! Send tweet.

- Everything is fine hehe.......

- his name is H

- These will come in handy.

- [X-post /r/mildlyinfuriating] Websites that make you call for prices

- I hate money!

- Aluminum bunk bed

- Why are those even made

- Woah rover slow down there explorer

- Making good desicions

- You know things went wrong.

- So convenient!

- An iPhone screen size comparison I made
