How to Take an Online Dating Profile Pic That Woos Funny, Educated Hotties
Plain and simple. - @twinflamesupport on Instagram
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- Wireless security
Momma’s Got This
- hmmm
- Which one of you bought all the succulent pillows??? :(
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- Whats next?
Bi pfp made by me☆
NOOOOO
- Listen here you little...
- Too wee, too poor, too stupid
- Makes sense
Steven Universe monster
I hope the person that tried to debate this @ me forever ago sees this 💜 #hamilton #hamiltontextpost #hamiltonmemes #hamiltonmusical #hamiltonbway #hamiltonbroadway #alexanderhamilton #straightuptholike #peopletakehamiltonshistoricalaccuracytooseriously #alexanderandelizahad8kids #includingAnotherPhillip #burrswikipediapagedeadassays #8ormore #burrreallysaid #theodosiacantbeanorphan #whatabouthamiltonseightchildrenhuh #thankyoutowhoeverreadsthis #broadway #broadwaytextposts #broadwaymemes #broadwaymusicals #musicaltheatre #musicalmemes - @crutchiedeservedbetter on Instagram
- No more work!
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- Disturbing
- God bless America...
When sadness turns into anger issue Then they will completely destroy you ~sam✍...
- Boom. Roasted.
Postpartum Constipation Can Be Brutal—Here’s What To Do About It
- Artwork by Joan Chan.
THIS. This episode was the best episode of the season
futurelations
- UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object
littke vent
- Blootert in the garden
Constitution Week
- Hope he never goes to prison
sunday
- An absolute reggie blinker
- Some things never change
- Blursed_Berney
- Bruh moment
- madlad plays principal
- Photographers can be delusional as well...
- Out of office ain’t what it used to be
- quarantine things
- Dancing Queen
When she says “put me on my leg” just do it. #balletmoods #balletmemes #balletlife #thestruggle #balletishard #balletdrama #dancememes #balletfunny #funnyballet #balletinspiration #memes #ballet #fullout #balletislife #quarantine #ballerinas - @balletmoods on Instagram
- Arkham asylum could do a lot better on therapy and rehab with a little more funding
- How dare the government protect my child from disease?
- Brexit Analogy
- 9 y/o really getting smart..
- Baby
- Yes please
- Its not like we need doctors or anything
- This one eyed shark float at Walmart
- Took awhile
- Good auld 4 day bevy
- Justice for gamers
- Some Jokes
- Mixed signals are the worst
- @repjohnblarson on Instagram
- 🇺🇸🤔
- roon the fuckin back door you
- Thinking about our Earth
- Right wing hypocrisy summarized
- Humping a Humpback Whale
- hey, i noticed
- This shop knows whats going down.
- Set your timers!
- The modern day conundrum
- Idk man the restricted diets of starving children are almost too successful
- hmmm
- Enough of the storylines just let us live like real NBA players do
So the rational question here by anyone would be why are we on lockdown? Why are we being told to cover our faces with any type of material to provide “safety”. Why are we being told to stand 6ft apart as if this suppose virus couldn’t travel? Why are we wearing masks to enter a restaurant only to take them off seconds later and why is it the people handling the money are also the ones sitting people and sometimes even serving? Does is not feel like we are living in some kind of twilight zone. And another and even more important question to ask is why are the people who in assistance living conditions the ones who are dying the most? Are they not being taken care of? Do they not get the right foods? Are they taking so many prescriptions that they no longer have a functional immune system? How many hours a day to they get to go outside and connect with the sun and stretch? Maybe now people will realize that these government funded or government regulated housing homes just do enough to keep the old alive but continue to funnel money out of them. Maybe Instagram could provide this link for y’all instead of the CDC link loves to attack to all my content. - @standup911 on Instagram
Give her all the flowers!!!! #noquit ❤️❤️ - @kenanthompson on Instagram
Performative support by #startup #comic. - - - #startupcomic #webcomic #meme #webcomicseries #startuplifestyle #oc #peoplewhocode #startupparadise #startupstory #siliconvalleylife #startupgrowth #originalcomic #comicsofinstagram #startupstories #dailycomics #startupperks #dailycomic #dailycomicstrip #investors #investorswanted #cartoonistofinstagram #instacomic #funny #entrepreneur #cartoon #developer #lol #startuplife - @unicorndroppingz on Instagram
- Rough handling for free as well
- Muay Thai
- Theyll be playing Goldeneye too
- he has a lot of choices to make
- blursed newspaper
- AOC
- Fender Bender
- Every single karaoke night
- Friends never forget
- Chris Pratt’s latest Instagram Post belongs here.
- Honest Quotes
- Being a woman
- Imagine 💀💀
- It’s the reason for the season
- Cut the Swine Budget in Half and Give it to the Teachers
- Who would watch this?
- Welcome to America folks
- Clocks for sale
- Cross Country
- Lol😂😂
- teen driver
- Probably not
- For your own safety... Vandalised Sydney train sign
- Anyone care to guess?
- That kind of negativity is uncalled for.
- Private Eye on West End souvenir shops
- Hero.
- So many people tried to follow Chris Evans on Instagram that his account was put on hold.
- This is so sad
- Was anyone else just made walk?
- Inspirational quote from Mile End tube staff
- Bamboozled again
- It’s true guys I was the cemetery!
- This shirt makes no sense at all
And this is why Im not too hard on my kids cuz yeah... if they up at 3 am, who fuckin cares. If they are acting a fool, this is probably why. Give your kids a fucking break dude. - @twinliciouz on Instagram
- Oh yes, the ever wise, totally warranted, celebrity advice we all need.
- Well done Starbucks
- Forbidden cake frosting
Did you know Styrofoam takes over 1000 years to breakdown? 💔 . Maybe governments should focus more on saving our planet and less on what people choose to do with their bodies 👩🏽 . . #getwoketotheplanet . 📸 @ecolifestyleclub . . . #eco #nature #ecofriendly #saveearth #natural #natural #environment #sustainable #pollution #recycle #zerowaste #sustainability #righttochoose #gogreen #earth #renewable #plasticfree #savetheplanet #prochoice #climatechange #blueplanet #lessplastic #change #planet #inspired #cleanup #woke - @woke_to_the_planet on Instagram
- Raise the minimum wage.
- I love deya muniz
- Home of Mrs. Mr. & Always Right Right 3
- 😂😂😂 Up and go are really trying 😂😂😂
YUP. Happy Monday! #mondaymood - @babyation on Instagram
There is no doubt about it ... Their abilities are just a reflection of that brain complexity: Sharing Acoustic holographic images, compassion, altruism and kindness beyond human abilities. A language with at least 60,000 words !!! They control their emotions and use them positively.... they can use 97% of their brain for problem solving .. so well above humans, primates or any other animal. To us they are what us humans dream of becoming... Holy powerful people. #dolphin #blueplanet #delfin #whales #natgeo #diving #whalewatching #conservation #oceans #underwater #dive #dolphin #bbcearth #cetaceans #photography #scuba #dolphin #oceansoulsthefilm #ballena #baleine #whalelove - @calloftheblue on Instagram
- Good men/allies have nothing to fear about the metoo era
- Parasite might actually be a better word
- about CLIMATE CHANGe
- Latest Science News
- What do you guys think about guitar?
- There is a reasonable and logical way to lower abortions
- Trap is not a slur, its a meme
- Life hack
- The war between kitchen and FOH, sometimes it calls for dirty tactics
❤️VALENTINES GIVEAWAY ALERT❤️Can you help me spread the love!?? I saw this post a while ago and it resonated with me. With Valentine’s Day coming up this Friday. What other way to spread love and appreciation by taking this post a step further. Nominate someone you see on a daily basis echándole ganas day in and day out, and at the end of every week for the remainder of the month I’d like to pick someone to deliver a free half dozen with a note from you showing some love! Whether it’s a custodian, cook, construction worker, landscaper, or just someone you work with and admire their work ethic. Share a story about them and enter a chance to show them your gratitude! ❤️ Here’s how to enter: ♥ LIKE this post. ♥ TAG three friends and share who you are nominating and why in the comment section below. Please be willing for us to share your story. ♥ SHARE this post in your stories. Be sure to tag us, in order for us to see it. (Keep in mind if your account is private, we will not see it) ♥ At the end of the week for the remainder of the month we will select a winner and get in touch on how we can make this delivery. Don’t be shy! Spread the love! - @lasconchasbakeryco on Instagram
- Chop em up
- art
The SEALIFE Trust is participating in Plastic Free July! In an effort to cut down our teams use of non recyclable plastics, we are measuring our use to see what we can reduce! What can you do to help the planet this month? 🌿🌎💧☀️ #nofilter #keeptheseaplasticfree #conservation #conservethesealife #plasticfreejuly2015 #plasticfreejuly #plastic #plasticfreejulyvic #plasticfreejuly2015 #savethesea #bin #sealifemelb #sealifemelbourneaquarium #reducereuserecyclerefuse #recycle - @sea_life_trust on Instagram
- Sorry chef
I snorted coffee through my nose (thank you @mrjeremygough for the much-needed laugh). - @janegreenauthor on Instagram
- America explain
- Rest easy Ethan
- Pink blob stays on the boat and the plane.
- Jeemer?
- Wait
- Smertness
- trixie hates drag race stans and she’s not afraid to hide it
- Dirty as fuck
- Only hypotheticallly
- What a great person
- oh dear mom
- Quite the irony
- Where was this sign when I was a barista
- The pettiness is admirable
- Not Tonight M’lady I have a
- Benevolent billionaires
- Keem is probably having a panic attack right now, but he should remember
- The magic words when asking a friend/family member to do work for you.
- Babies need to find somewhere else to grow...
- On a $60 ticket
- Wholesome
- some things are better off unsaid
- for vegans who cant stick to the program? or is it just my bad breath?
Networking by #startup #comic. - - - #startupcomic #webcomic #meme #webcomicseries #startuplifestyle #oc #peoplewhocode #startupparadise #startupstory #siliconvalleylife #startupgrowth #originalcomic #comicsofinstagram #startupstories #dailycomics #startupperks #dailycomic #investors #investorswanted #cartoonistofinstagram #instacomic #funny #entrepreneur #cartoon #developer #instagood #lol #startuplife - @unicorndroppingz on Instagram
- Is this how MENSA people date?
- I;m thinking about thos Beans
- Finally a cure!
- This should not be normal.
- This shirt
- Hol up
- Interesting sign to put over the bananas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Scumbag Brain on tasks
- Bayan o sarili?
- 🐢💔People think fishing is a guy with a pole, or a small boat with a net. The accidental killing of turtles, dolphins etc. makes a lot more sense when you see how massive the nets really are.
- Yep
- Always ask for a Receipt!
- Cops are working with fascists.
- An artists life
- Woof woof.
- Head on...apply directly to the forehead. Head on...apply directly to the forehead. Head on...apply directly to the forehead.
- Welcome to earth
- Men on reddit be like
- Thank you! I was wondering if I watched a completely different Tiger King than literally everyone else.
- Epic facts
- Costco (Canada) 100% merino base layer shirts. Great shirts for a great price.
- Just saying
- What a nice person he is
How many can relate? 🤣 - @priceclubtt on Instagram
- End period shaming.
- Corporate corruption should be illegal
- 10/10 analogy
- Saw this hair curler at target
- What is right do easy not what is
- Cupids arrow
- He went out knowing he has Covid. The poor secrets service guys!
- meirl
- meirl
- Threw it in the trashcan to the left
- Beautiful chaos
- hmmm
- Youre going to have to subscribe to our gigabit fibre service to use Netflix
- Forbidden raisin
- Guy cuts off his own finger and pickles it
- Did the GOP stop taking their meds? Or, maybe they defunded their own healthcare thinking it was ACA individual mandate?
- Brain science # shanu
- Yvie with what is hopefully the final nail in this drama coffin
- How To Become Fit
- A conversation I stumbled upon on Facebook.
- Fun Science Facts
- Comic
- I dont know how to explain this.
- me_irl
- Breakfast of champions
- Why? Just why? It’s even off-cantered!
- Like a hair in a biscuit
- What a pessimist
- Damn you 5g
Our express wash and complete interior detail package! - @joker3636 on Instagram
- Quoran has never seen a pair of brown socks and is demanding answers.
- Bug Tuna!!!
- Hey Hawaii, I like your business rules...
- I don’t think eating condoms is a good idea.
Did you ever try strains rich in THCV? If so, have you experienced the appetite suppression effect? https://420intel.com/articles/2020/09/29/thcv-cannabinoid-can-help-weight-loss - @pharmlabs on Instagram
- Forbidden Sour Patch Kids
- idk if this has been posted before, but ima try
- Theres a hole in the slide at the park.
Stockin up... #brainbulb #brains #lightbulb #designertoy #3dprint #sculpture #collectable #3dprinting #3dmodeling @medicaltalks #medicaltalks - @shanestoverarts on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- Eye Puns
- When the REFRESH tag covers text as you scroll down.
- Factories be like
- Don’t hate the player hate the game 😎
- Bbbbbut she was feminist lmfao
- F u snowflake that shit is funny!
- You don’t say?
- The croods premiering March 22nd, 2013.
- Inspired by a post who painted his SFBs. So I painted my light tan SFBs
- Thanks, I hate digital graveyard
- A dating abuse poster saying to choose the right path.
A reminder 💜 Also if you’d like to learn more about irregular periods, go check out our blog post! Link in bio ✨ - @nannocare on Instagram
- ClipArt (V2), Me, Paperclips on Canvas, 2015
- Better watch out
- Who else here has absolutely no tolerance for such things.
- Apocalypse at home
- Aww she made him ink
- hacks
A friend of mine found this at Lowe’s today. #coronavirus #covid19 #coronavirusinga #georgiacorona #georgiacoronavirusnews #covid19ga #covid19georgia - @steelesync on Instagram
- Get off my lawn!
- Work stress humor
- Minnesoda
- To be fair apparently babies are high in protein
- A record to be proud of...
- Blursed description and instructions.
- Though technically, one isnt
- I’ve never seen this before but it makes sense if you don’t want to deal with the mess of batter and frying your catch.
- Toxic Masculinity isnt the problem. Lack of Masculinity is.
- I can feel the pain!
- Zero waste confetti. Not sure if posted before but i saw this recently and thought it was a nice idea
Questa fotografia ha 30 anni, ma è più attuale che mai. Sono contento che in tutto il mondo la stiano utilizzando come simbolo per quello che sta accadendo negli Stati Uniti. Un mondo in cui è ancora necessario dire “Black Lives Matter” non è un mondo civile. #blacklivesmatter #olivierotoscani - @olivierotoscanistudio on Instagram
- Found these on a Garden wall in Devon, UK
- Wtreo aemln
- A classmates WhatsApp status
❗ ACTION ALERT ❗ The worlds production of plastic is out of control. And the oil industry has plans to INCREASE its plastics production. Here in Canada, the industry is also trying to block any federal action on plastics. 😠 The federal government promised to ban certain single-use plastics by 2021. And with a little over THREE months left in 2020, time is running out FAST. ⏰ With plastics continuing to pile up in our landfills and environment, we cant let the government cave to industry pressure. Take action today (LINK IN BIO) and tell the federal government to follow through on its commitment. #plasticfree #breakfreefromplastic #takeaction #bethechange #eco #plasticsucks - @envirodefence on Instagram
- Mmmm no thanks.
- April Fools
- Fireworks that look suspiciously like adult toys....
- Am I doing this right? [OC]
- If this ain’t me.
- You would think
- A Giving Heart
- this is so true
- This should be a thing
- “What’s in there?” Oh that’s the can room.
- exercise
- my mind can’t seem to make up its mind
- Oh god
- We let the market decide, right?
#kettlegate makes the Daily Mail!!! And to think, I thought I was wasting my time by having kettle races with people all over the world instead of writing my book! Turns out this was important research! This is NEWS! Thanks @becjudd for keeping #kettlegate alive 😘#electrickettles4eva - @sallyhepworth on Instagram
- Found on another sub, did when you need extra oomph to get the car going.
- Theres a lot to unpack here.
- Ok they’re not all bad
- Humor
- Let the bodies hit the floor
- Not to make light of the situation but....
- PSA on trailing sedums. Lets end the confusion. Also common names for plants are really misleading, often wrong and generally suck. Sources in comments.
- Active play
- Thousands of penis-fish wash ashore on California beach after storm pulls 10-inch creatures from their underwater burrows
- Found a girl on tinder and this was her main profile picture. I dont have the slightest clue to what this could be.
Opportunity is knocking! Who’s there? Moola to be made!🤑 #restaurantwork #linecook #ferndalemichigan #lookingforajob #makemoney #dreamjob #detroitmichigan #nowhiring #theflytrap #theflytrapferndale - @theflytrapferndale on Instagram
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- If babies had guns they wouldnt be aborted.
- All The Treasure I Found While Diving Under An Old Bridge
- Brain Surgery for Epilepsy
- I can jump higher now watch me real quick
- Not sure if crappy or clever tbh
- I love these bus ads against sharing sexts
- Unit of a backpack
- Me_irl
- Dont Forget to Clock In
Couldn’t resist sharing this photo from @scrivani0317. Dope! - DOPE = data on previous engagements. The numbers on his hand reflect scope adjustment values, which enable accurate hits at varying distances. - @noisefighters on Instagram
- Proud of my grandma
- Teachers deserve more, and cops deserve nothing
- No Cents in LipSense
- [INSPO] Tyler The Creator has some fashion advice for yall
- Sounds about right
- I think I’ve found the Eye of Cthulhu for sale... A lot smaller then I imagined
- Disobedience 100
- Like actually WHY?
- Gold Pills
- A notice about shucking your corn.
- These mini vases are made from hollow spoons.
- The Ugly Barnacle
- Camping...or Apocalypse
- The sign fell apart a bit
- Sokka?
- My cousin joined an MLM that sells nail stickers. This kind of post is the tip of the ice burg for this group.
- Another batch of used inhalers sent for recycling. There is absolutely no need for these to go to landfill. Inhalers are made of high quality plastics and aluminium. Please keep returning these to the pharmacy, we really appreciate it. Please share. 😊📿
And thats that on that 💓 rp @gay_girl_inc - @unboundbabes on Instagram
- Thanks, I hate child spine bags
- A total of 2356 used police tear gas canisters and bullets were collected in the Chinese University of Hong Kong last night.
- Even better!
- An anchor chain, with a human to scale.
- Succulent and cacti lovers, its time to hit 99cents store for those terracotta pots!
- Found at cole,s
