- Asking the CEO to buy you cocaine is about as Creed as you can get
- Looks like a new one.
- Ive found the final form of Chaos Agent!
- Ron Swanson on movies.
- You mean theres a better way?
- Got the entirety of The Lego Movie as an ad
- Its never lupus...
- April Ludgate Quotes
- r/moviedetails, región 4: en la sexta temporada de Community, el bar donde trabaja Britta tiene una piñata del Chavo del 8 en una esquina.
- Every gay person ever.
- Was rewatching Parks and Rec, look who I found!
- I just learned this and am once again amazed by the writers of this show
- Best of The Office
- Remember the time he ate my goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
- Blursed_headpat
- Blursed Presidential debate
- España atiende a mexicano inconforme (2019, colorizada)
- ha̛m̡s
- Everytime I see a post from r/aww make the front page.
- a piece of history
- In honor of Columbus Day. Christopher Columbus lands on Hispanola (1492), Colorized
- Netflix goes In-flight entertainment
- Nerdy obsessions
- CBS Big Brother subtitle crew has stroke
- Andy Bernard
- Dont you use the word smart with me (No text)
- Mister Rogers near his fish tank and traffic light
- YEET
- Dwight Schrute Quotes
- Poor Meg
- Sauls sense of humor is perfect
- When someone uploads a vertical video of a horizontal video, this is how it appears on a horizontal screen.
- So it was Peter who did it!
- Just noticed that when michael tried delivering the watermelon baby for the second time he marked it with his signature,l
- I envy Andys innovation
- Hello, Im Dick Clarks head. Welcome to a special Year 3000 edition of New Years Rockin Eve.
- Gertie when she ran into Elliot’s bedroom to show him what she made for him
- WHERE ARE THEY
- This shot of Colin Cowherd looks like he just named himself the top trending sports personality of the decade
- Pictured: Jyn Erso moments before leaving for Scarif
- The BBCs video player has a maximum volume of 11
- Theyre milking rats! Milking rats!
- me irl
- When you go into an exam with no revision
- I was just watching this episode and I remembered Tywin going to war over Tyrion
- Great reference to the zombie episode, didn’t recognise it earlier
- I dont understand how people dont like it
- My boss informed me that we have VIPs visiting today, and that they need to see model employee conduct. I couldnt help but be reminded of the Simpsons.
- Invest now in this lad!
- Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this cant be happening! Youre operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
- OH, YOU WANT A ROCK FIGHT, EH?
- BBC rocks... (resubmitted in proper place I hope)
- The Jedi Council discussing possible reasons for Anakin and Palpatines betrayal
Yesterday I was blessed with the opportunity to play behind @jackharlow on @jimmyfallon God is the greatest! Big thanks to my Unc @jonesmaestro for believing in me! And a thanks to @ceoofdmani + @dmanient for making it happen 🗣 - @diorstew on Instagram
- That’s ok the box was empty
- How Ironic.
- Good ol Comic Sans
- Theres a mask in the background of this friends episode that has red eyes only in this scene
- Another year of my life is stolen by reddit.
- Why wont you do Andy!?
- This dude on msnbc
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- Gordon Ramsey NEEDS TO be stopped
RIP Marty, thank you for the laughs 🙏🏼#Tickle #Anus - @curbyourenthusiasmcaps on Instagram
- What I look like when I try to eat while sheet-masking
- I thought political ads were being taken down. And to add to that, Im not even in America, or am American citizen.
- How Netflix gently reminds you that youre wasting you life and need to go do something.
- Alternate Realities
- Who wants to go to the skating rink?
- Looks like Walter White watched Better Call Saul before becoming a meth kingpin
- My favorite moment in the entire show. A poignant reminder of what could and should have been. A bittersweet memory tainted by the inevitable future.
- This guys occupation in this infomercial.
- As we near the end of 2020
- When someone says Big Bang Theory is the funniest show
- After pouring orange juice on my muesli...
- Live and die by the crab.
- Sorry M.B, But Im having trouble with this character.
- When I realized my Lethal Weapons are gone...
- When you mourn for Uncle Ben but have a freudian slip after thinking about the wrestling manager
- When I’m bored at my job but have nothing to talk about with my office mates
- “Meg your services will no longer be needed.”
Thank you Fresno for selling us your photo gear today. We dished out the Cash. One more day of Cash-4-Cameras.. Saturday 10-6 https://hornphoto.com/cash-4-cameras - @hornphoto on Instagram
- “We are nut rubbers” — love this scene with shadows of A History Of Violence (and Bob’s Burgers; obviously)
- A jackal! Jackal! Its a jackal! It looks like a Jackal! Jackal? Jackal! Its a jackal! Jackal?
- Avengers
- One man, no ducks.
You scared, motherfucker? You should be. This green berets gonna kick your big ass! . . @billsebald & @caseyschearer80 watch Commando Friday night at 8 PM EST! Join them on any podcast platform for a watch along. . . . #commando #arnoldschwarzenegger #billduke #watchalong #podcasting #podcastlife #podcaster #podcasts #podcast #podcastinglife - @deluxeditionpod on Instagram
- My screen wouldnt let me color those little patches on each side
- SVT har fått nog av Trumps svammel
- Thats an interesting name
- Godspeed, little doodle...
- Im not going to blame you.
- Just a reminder that Dwight wanted Micheal to see his Penis
- Living in New Jersey Right Now
- Female Harvey Weinstein is proud.
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- When you finally finish getting void
- omvg batre get minjecraft tacoo???
- Bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.
- Ill kill you
- FOX responds to Flynn pleading guilty
- Look, this girl is making out with a baby, a nude baby!
- American Dad
- KILL IT!
- With NYC starting to call veterinarians to handle the crisis, they predicted the future again.
- Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, CucaMonga, Seattle!
- Merry Christmas from The Simpsons! HOOOOON
- United CEO be like...
- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
- When Sean sees us going mental waiting for news
- The phone line matches up perfectly with the cable behind my TV
- I was Americas bad boy. I once hid my dads hat! And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilsons flower bed.
- Blursed_Mr krabs
- Youll be back! And so will you, and you, and you!
- Comics and Cartoons
- Happy Obama Day, Everyone.
- I dont say evasion, I say avoision
- I NEED IT
- Now THATS a woman! Thats a house. Thats a fish. Thats a bee!
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Everytime I start a heist and have to sit through a cutscene
- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.
- When reddit throws all the old memes over and over, reposting them one after the other
- Gotta refill that core, boah
- Still and animeme
- Ive been waiting 25 years for this moment.
- What a badass
- penis is a curseword now?
- How I think people imagine me when I tell them I spend most of the day using a computer
- Blursed_trump
- And now, without further APU...
- Family Guy Season 10 Episode 2
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- Now do Classical Gas
- meirl
- Im already looking forward to todays reveal event!
- The real reason pam was so excited when she found out she was pregnant
- Has anyone ever noticed this?? In lecture circuit pt 1 when they go to the Utica branch, theres a brief moment where you can see that they have put their industrial copier under lock and chain - after Dwight and michael attempted to steal it in the previous season 😂😂
- So nobodys gonna talk about Coulson not appearing in the new trailer
- But main street’s still all cracked and broken!
- Dunder Mifflin
- Stan Lee on the Simpsons
- Invest in this new Ant-Man meme format!
- Blursed Sean Connery
- Here, have a free pyro meme template (pt.2)
- [OC][Newbie][CC] Just started learning pixel art. I would love feedback and opinions.
- LARRY DAVID
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- MRW I finish a test 6 seconds after the teacher says put down your pencils, and I see some other students finishing 15 seconds after
Tonight on @nbcchicagomed, Ryan Reilly and I sing “A Little Fall of Rain”. Tune it at 8/7c for la magique. And yes, I tagged all the ⭐️s #chicagomed - @christinevremydstie on Instagram
- My friend is going TV hunting, and all I can think of is this classic Simpsonss scene now.
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that too?
- Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally.
#thesimpsons #drnickriviera #doctornickriviera #donaldtrump #coronavirus #covid19 #bleach #lol Thanks to @mickyjoe - @thisaintnodisco on Instagram
- Is this you? If it is, dont dial 911. Simply dial... 636-555-3472.
- Ann landers is a boring old bitty
- Wait, what? I had to rewind it and turn on the CC to make sure I heard it right....
- That profile pic really gets me
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- In S4 e15 Michael says hes been watching the wire which is a reference to the fact that an actor from the wire laters comes to be his boss in season 5 making him unhappy and inevitably leave the company.
- Anyone else notice that this month went by just like that?
- me irl
- Best steam summer sale so far
- This sounds like one hell of a night
- Blursed_Rick and Morty
- Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!
- Ain’t no cases if you don’t test.
- Something is not right here...
- WE GOT A 2319!!!
- Trump during his first crisis..
- Spiderman 2 has a better score than homecoming
- Listen, rummy, Im gonna say it plain and simple. Whered you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
- They all look so cute.
- SPEECH 100
- Fox News
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Stephen Colberts watch face of choice: Astronomy
sometimes you just need to talk it out - @nickrewind on Instagram
- Bojack fighting with Neil McBeal while Sara Lyn talks to Herb.
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- It’s 2wentum Tarantino!
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- A sad realization [spoiler]
- They are so incredibly detailed, that they leave a Starbucks cup in the cupboard :)
- Boomers show millennials how to fix the economy (2019)
- I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.
- When Michael is on his way to New York to give a presentation on his branch, Dwight hands Michael his passport.
- OK Muchachos
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Thank the Lor-- Thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer! A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion!
- Lesbian? This isn’t my army reunion.
- Blursed_RyanHoward
- blursed_casey bats again
- Hopefully this weather will help people stay inside
- Then I went back to BOONE her, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was NOO WEH.
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- Baby Yoda in episode 9 guys
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- My favourite Bart line of all time
- In Being John Malkovich (1999) David Fincher makes a cameo portraying Christopher Bing, the fictitious national arts critic for the Los Angeles Times, who talks about Malkovichs puppeteering in an inner movie documentary.
- Tokens life matters
- Stupid babies need the MOST attention!
- “Wait - did you know that theres a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?”
- As a redditor, Im not sure I agree
- Blizzard seeing that guy hit level 60
- Sue-S-A flag from the Simpsons
- Whenever I feel down with the world, I think of this heartwarming moment at Donna’s wedding and my faith in humanity gets restored.
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- I love you, Homey. Mmmmmmmm
- Michael Scott vlogs
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- Oh my, what is that smell? ...oh, its you
- The timing of this phrase on Narcos
- Which ones the mouse? Itchy. Itchys a jerk.
- Season 4 ep11. Poor Michael has been waiting since the conference to find out what a Midori sour is.
- Cursed_Call Of Duty Ad
- In Summer of 4 ft. 2 why isnt Lisa friends with any of the other yearbook girls?
- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel...
- This shadow from something on set makes Al Bundy look like he peed himself in Married with Children
- One of my favorite Dennis insults to Dee
- Imeldific! #PinoyPride
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- When you find original content on the front page
- me irl
- *Fox FAUX News
- Hat puppets, twig replacements, fake titties, and now a presidential position....Can we take a moment to appreciate the legacy of Herbert Garrison
- When you’re unemployed cause of Corona virus and try to skip rent in Swing City
- Homer Simpson
What happens when you give a beerfluencer a free beer? The mouth breathers lose their minds. But did those mouth breathers ruin their bodies and waste their free time for over a decade for the sake of beer? It’s like that big about giving a rodent a sweet treat and they ask for a night with your spouse or something. I think they made a movie about it called Indecent Proposal. Check it out on Disney+. In the Beer News, Jester King gets accused of being a Satanic cult (cool), @redlobster teams up with @mountaindew (cool), and @tacobell gets into the wine game (cool). - @maltcoutureddb on Instagram
- Shell go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
- The most wholesome moment in the series for me
- Blursed Call Of Duty Ad
- For those of you who got snow this morning
- Lois vegana
- Did you just call me a liar?
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- Peter Griffin
- Seth Meyers
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- TEEEEEWWWWW WARRRRSSS??
- Nice
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- Blursed Ricky Rolled
- Ooh he card read good!
- MRW someone mentions deep state
- A couple on shark tank made a product that you put in your mouth to lick you cat with. They also wore furry cat ears throughout their whole pitch.
- “I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.”
- Hot stuff, coming through
- We all need to see the Gina-Scully-Hitchcock text chain where they exchange Game of Thrones theories.
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- Remember when jason literally visited a youtubers house to reveal DLC 5, how times have changed..
- Wait a minute... This sounds like rock and/or roll!
- 𝒀𝒐𝒖 Have a Bad Attitude When 𝒀𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 Drinking
- Getting Married on Jerry Springer
- I thought this was inappropriate... (Game of Thrones)(no spoilers)
- B-E! Four points. I challenge!
- Ha ha, Simp
- One of Michael’s most inspired nicknames
- Saw Burnie on a episode of Friends
- När USA:s presidentdebatt visas på TV
- When you see clever, original content uploaded to this sub
- “Whoa! Check it out! Mad Dogs on fire!” “Stop, drop and roll, man!” “Thats for Clydes, baby. A little fire cant hurt you.”
- When you watch AJ and the Queen
- Maybe this one’s gonna skip over 3 and 4...
- I dont want to live anymore!
- You stay classy This Morning
- ...PURE...WEST.
- Duterte made it to Simpsons.
- Me when I say my honest opinion and start getting downvoted.
- Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.
- Ill have you know my grandparents died in the Holocaust. Nah Im just kidding. They were there though.
- Go ahead and search. You will never find it all. Im baking muffins as I speak.
- Spare me your euphemisms! Its fat camp for Daddys chubby little secret!
- My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only theyd elect me, Id make em pay. Oh, Moe, how do I make em like me?
- Sea people + sea men = sea ciety.
- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
- Elzars finest patron
- Vote Quimby
- This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. Its women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
- You have selected REGICIDE. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press ONE.
- Damn those sideburns
- Whats brunch?
- G.O.B. addresses the people of Springfield.
- When a 16 year old hits challenger and youre a 20 year old stuck in Iron IV
- Who the devil are you?
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- Pbbbt. I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.
- Lois Im fat and Im stupid and I fart at times that ruin my father-in-laws social occasions which is why Im never invited to them.
- Fake news
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Blast! I took Mothers makeup kit by mistake.
- But you rang my--
- I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States but they just cant get the spices right.
- Simpson, the American people have never tolerated incompetence in their public officials.
- Uhhh....yeah yeah. I love Grimby.
- Sorry son, I didnt know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
