
SAYING THIS TILL THE DAY I FREAKING DIE


- Albuquerque




- Trump and Clinton wore the colors of their opposing party at the first debate

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- Trump is at it again. This time, the email tittle is misleading, as Joe Biden’s Supreme Court list is nowhere to be found on this email.




- Celebrity News


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- its subtle

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- When a normal headline just wont cut it at the Vice offices.

🥴🥺🥺🥺



- South Park understands the situation in Hong Kong quite well




happy 4th - @mightymenace420 on Instagram


Hey, unblock me so we can talk


- Democrats are basically Freddy Krueger




- As we near the end of 2020

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- Roses are red, and have layers like onions...

me when i see a cute couple drawing

pookie pfp round


- Umbcle gramper iz epic!!!!😎😎🤯🦧

Me and My problems

Pepe the frog


- Using Jeff Foxworthys most famous schtick against him (hes a vocal Trump supporter). I will post a link to the original in a meme generator in the comments.




- This is what I send people when were having a texting conversation and they suddenly stop answering.




- Hermain Cain is dead and somebody is still posting propaganda from his twitter.

Pepe the frog



- How to kill brain cells

Hehehe

🎀


- No kids you say? You must be a walking talking can of red bull


- Reddit for the last few hours


- death is cheap


- Lil Cheeto


- Local news on 4/20


- Meirl


- You can’t stand him? I don’t blame you


- @daffingary on Instagram


- Me when I say my honest opinion and start getting downvoted.


- Let everyone know who you’re voting for, but you won’t be happy about it.


- When I start delving


- Come on Joe, just say it!


- How much self awareness do you need to lack to make jokes about a guy possibly having dementia when Ronald Reagan is the face of your subreddit?


- Old movie, new meme? TaintedTommyLeeJones 👍


- Simpsons cross posting


- So hot right now


- With the amount of losses and debt DJT reported on his taxes this’ll be him soon


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- DNOT DO TI!!!


- 😭😭


- Those two buzzkill friends who argue over stupid shit when youre high


- brb, gonna delete fortnite


- My favorite moment in the entire show. A poignant reminder of what could and should have been. A bittersweet memory tainted by the inevitable future.


#tbt I was live on local TV about 8 years ago, trying to explain what the hell was that pop art thing that I was doing, to a terribly clueless interviewer - @thebutcherbilly on Instagram


- Lets see that brown housing / yellow stem nightmare fuel we all know we want


- Dayum Lois


- This popped in to my head when Trump wished GMax well during his press briefing.


- Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead.


2+ years later and we’re still fighting for the same cause. Don’t let up ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 - @maxxforman on Instagram


- yall ready to make some motherF*cking money??


- Ben Affleck tonight. (X-post r/funny)


- Invest now to secure your kids future in case of any socio-political instability.


- Youre valuable comments are always welcome.


- Possible new template


- Both the fact that this pops up during every game of HQ, and the prices


- We all know what happened.


- My news feed after the debate


- This political analyst on the news looks almost-exactly like Austin Powers!


- The NDCs of concentration: Never Dont Concentrate


- At least one of these should have happened


- Are you on your third beer of the evening?


- Im in the group Mensa...


- And my country, evidently🙄


- Rewatching the pilot and forgot about this one lol


- Youre just skipping breakfast


- Now THATS a woman! Thats a house. Thats a fish. Thats a bee!


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- Being stuck at home degrades tolerance


- I don’t even remember signing up for this....


- Guys, maybe we should listen to him. Hes already destroyed Pluto


Turn it up and swipe for a morning mood. - @robmcelhenney on Instagram


- “Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.” “You could brush your teeth with milkshakes.” “Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?”


- Asking the hard questions


- As soon as I enter the shopping center


- Must get as tiring as having to complain about his decisions


- OH, YOU WANT A ROCK FIGHT, EH?


- I wouldnt count the Romneys out yet!


- American Dad


- This shit real!?


- I thought this was inappropriate... (Game of Thrones)(no spoilers)


- Holiday Spirit 🤣🤣


- Get him!!


- Gertie when she ran into Elliot’s bedroom to show him what she made for him


- Just a reminder that Dwight wanted Micheal to see his Penis


- I made Adobe Photoshop crash


- In an Alternate Dimension


- NPR bringing it


- pee pee 😎


- Sneaky sneak


- Invest in this new Ant-Man meme format!


- Trump says no one more competent in the world than daughter Ivanka to replace Nikki Haley as UN ambassador


- fresh format. Buy buy buy!


- wtf Dennis Prager CBT is canon!?


- Looks like a new one.


- BecaUsE tHeY’rE dEmOcRAtS, thEy’Re autOmAtIcAllY sOcIaliSTs


- DJ 3000


- FOX responds to Flynn pleading guilty


- Joe Swanson


- Moments before disaster! Happy Birthday Butters :3


- @badbunnyfrases_ on Instagram


- dr. phil


- Do you want to make a difference? Because thats how you make a difference!


- No pardon for you sinner...


- Kelly wants you to stay home!

- Bustin that $130,000 nut like:

- Politics aside, this uncentered tie

- John Jonah Jameson, and his Stand 「YESTERDAYS PAPERS」

- “We are nut rubbers” — love this scene with shadows of A History Of Violence (and Bob’s Burgers; obviously)

- Tell my wife I said...hello.

- For those Murdoch Mystery fans out there...

- Shut up boomer

- All of the Disney+ Staff

- I fully expect this to be said when I die

- Give me rent

- Its at the top of the feed and I cant get rid of it or indicate Im not interested.

- oh no-

- Good lord! Theres a fly in my drink

- One of these guys on CNN were using a creeper mug.

- Crappy logo means I dont know what to look up to watch it

- Comedys a dead art form. Now tragedy, thats funny!

- SVT har fått nog av Trumps svammel

- Obito Trump

- Gabe was such a calmly terrifying character.

- These secret messages are getting clever

- Me_irl

- Me irl

- Will you shut up, man?

- Toyothan 😡😡😡

- Donald Trump congratulates Boris Johnson on becoming Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (2019)

- $uper$ell thinks this is the solution to the Pass boycott...

- Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland

RIP Marty, thank you for the laughs 🙏🏼#Tickle #Anus - @curbyourenthusiasmcaps on Instagram

- My screen wouldnt let me color those little patches on each side

Me being bold and walking into an ethnic food restaurant and seeing the decor - @sanluisobispoeat on Instagram

- Or maybe not?

- So it was Peter who did it!

- me_irl

- Terrible in any direction, and it popped up in this sub

- Looks like Christmas came early!

- When you layoff 28,000 employees

- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and iNfEcTeD the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

- Not sure it works, but I tried

- Nice clothes, Simpson, did your mommy buy them for you?

- First time I catched this one

- omvg batre get minjecraft tacoo???

- Gotta refill that core, boah

- Hello, Im Dick Clarks head. Welcome to a special Year 3000 edition of New Years Rockin Eve.

- Travis Scott is so last month

- Flowers from Charlie

- Everytime I see a post from r/aww make the front page.

- It’s a problem.

- I hate the grocery store

- he really big

- After listening to my alpha male co-workers talk about their hunting trips for 2 hours, I used this line. Their reactions were eerily similar...

- They are so incredibly detailed, that they leave a Starbucks cup in the cupboard :)

- me irl

- When someone uploads a vertical video of a horizontal video, this is how it appears on a horizontal screen.

- Blursed Call Of Duty Ad

- huh

- Boy I’ll tell ya hwhat

- I dont understand how people dont like it

- Gordon Ramsey NEEDS TO be stopped

- oh yeah

- An underrated moment from one of the later seasons

- Stolen from de buke

- No one wants his pills :(

- I tell ya smartest guy in the world

- A meme template from Charlie Day himself on instagram

- A jackal! Jackal! Its a jackal! It looks like a Jackal! Jackal? Jackal! Its a jackal! Jackal?

- Inspired by true events

- blursed_casey bats again

- Sorry Not Sorry

- I moved here from Canada and they think Im slow. Eh...

- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!

- hmmm

- LARRY DAVID

- Thats good enough...right?

- Vice-President Pence at Todays Oval Office Meeting with Democrat Leaders

- Yeet

- Come on... do math

- Man såg döden i vitögat

- Trump supporters pivoting to label others as ‘Warmongers’

- I swear to god if this gets top page

- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.

- My thoughts ever since I was laid off last month

- Jake and Amy when Teddy tried to propose

- Demolition Man followed by Escape Plan and The Walking Dead - Yeah, that about describes the state of things #IntentionalGlitch?

- Stan Lee on the Simpsons

- That’s ok the box was empty

- Mr Burns has been shot.

- When Sean sees us going mental waiting for news

- me irl

- I NEED IT

- After pouring orange juice on my muesli...

- [meme] me during every interview

- I dont think this has been done before

- Nice

- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!

- Funny Pics Hub

- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”

- Waiting For That New Yarn You Ordered Like

- The most wholesome moment in the series for me

- Im not going to talk you do it

- Alternate Realities

- not a story the jedi would tell you...

- We’ll miss the flight!

- Based Graham Norton

- Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, CucaMonga, Seattle!

- Boomers show millennials how to fix the economy (2019)

- I was just watching this episode and I remembered Tywin going to war over Tyrion

- Ill kill you

- “Is that your final answer, Karen?”

- $25 is a steal!

- Comics and Cartoons

- Blursed Simpsons Prediction # 9,503,375,921

- Season 4 ep11. Poor Michael has been waiting since the conference to find out what a Midori sour is.

- Homer Simpson

- When I realized my Lethal Weapons are gone...

- Doesn’t surprise me.

- But you still dont have your own building, or conference table, or... or one of those things!

- Im already looking forward to todays reveal event!

- Thats an interesting name

- me🐸irl

- ha̛m̡s

- One of Michael’s most inspired nicknames

- No way to say “no”, did so anyways, and received no response. Replied “STOP” and it opted me out immediately.

- We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.

- Family guy quotes

- When Michael is on his way to New York to give a presentation on his branch, Dwight hands Michael his passport.

- This dude on msnbc

- That profile pic really gets me

- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.

- “I’m the armored Titan”

- It actually happens, and they have nothing better to do.

- Im Joe Biden and I ...you know. the thing.

- How about some love for shoulder guy?

- Drug tests can be difficult if you havent studied.

- Theyre milking rats! Milking rats!

- Real picture of me bored in class

- Lady, hes putting my kids through college!

- Remember when jason literally visited a youtubers house to reveal DLC 5, how times have changed..

- When you see clever, original content uploaded to this sub

- meirl

- Fox News

- Seriously though...

- Just a benign number for a benign task of checking your voting status and to secure your 2020 ballot now Nothing more.

#thesimpsons #drnickriviera #doctornickriviera #donaldtrump #coronavirus #covid19 #bleach #lol Thanks to @mickyjoe - @thisaintnodisco on Instagram

- “Dad, what is that?” “Well, if Bart can be El Barto...”

- oh no it’s him

- Seth Meyers

- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!

- Blursed_RyanHoward

- When you watch AJ and the Queen

- Tokens life matters

- Stupid babies need the MOST attention!

- Ricky

- In Summer of 4 ft. 2 why isnt Lisa friends with any of the other yearbook girls?

- Based on a true story...

- This advice is saving my marriage

- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel...

- My favourite reveal of Season 4...

- @criminalsimpsons on Instagram

- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?

- DONT TOUCH MY STUFF!

- Oh my, what is that smell? ...oh, its you

- I dont say evasion, I say avoision

- His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that too?

- Sue-S-A flag from the Simpsons

- One man, no ducks.

- MM

- Living in New Jersey Right Now

- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.

- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.

- What name should we give little Vagg?

- Baby Yoda in episode 9 guys

- Then I went back to BOONE her, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was NOO WEH.

- KILL IT!

- Happy Obama Day, Everyone.

- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”

- “Wait - did you know that theres a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?”

- You have selected REGICIDE. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press ONE.

- I sentence you to kiss my ass!

- Fake news

- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.

- penis is a curseword now?

- When you finally encounter a Delirium Boss and see the timer pop up

- Sea people + sea men = sea ciety.

- For those of you who got snow this morning

- I sentence you to kiss my ass!

- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?

- Blursed_Mr krabs

- This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. Its women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

- Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.

- Ha ha, Simp

- “I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.”

- Simpson, the American people have never tolerated incompetence in their public officials.

- Go ahead and search. You will never find it all. Im baking muffins as I speak.

- Vote Quimby

- Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested... Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

- Pbbbt. I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.

- Maybe this one’s gonna skip over 3 and 4...

- I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States but they just cant get the spices right.

- But you rang my--

- When a 16 year old hits challenger and youre a 20 year old stuck in Iron IV
