- Soft wallpaper
- Blursed daughter puss uwu
- What’s your name son?
- hmmm
- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram
- Ricky y Morty
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- If only this sugar was as sweet as you sir.
- Feed Moods
- Blursed homer
- Elephant fresh
- Michael Martin right now
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- American dad Roger
- Kicking and screaming please
- HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE. TUNGSTEN!
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!
- so sad I’m crying
- “Nice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy em for you?” “Of course she did. Who else would have?”
- Allan Poe
- In the naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame of love!
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- Thank You God!
- People that camp and blame teammates for losing the match
- I am Lugash.
- Blursed_Lisa
- me irl
If you are viewing please follow @uneasy.soul 💔 - @uneasy.soul on Instagram
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Come in? Come in! Mayday! Im losing your transmission!
- FORA TEMER - não há mal que não piore
- Cursed_sponge_man
- stahp
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- Who wants to guess how I got the money?
- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.
this is all new to me and very exciting. i didn’t know what to think or what to do at first but i just smile so big because i’m so blessed. Penelope, i can’t wait to meet you and i can’t wait for the world to see you. you’re so loved and i’m so ecstatic to relearn and unlearn things to help guide you and build you up. this is all so unexpected but i’m so grateful and anxious to meet you. just know your daddy loves you. ♥️ - @truelifeoftimmy on Instagram
- Who can relate?
- avatar/board covers
- HEY! Thats’s not the wallet inspector.
- blursed lisa
- Is this seat taken, little girl? Im not a girl. What are you, blind? Yes.
- Mom, theyre professional athletes. Theyre used to this. It rolls right off their backs.
- “Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!”
- I moved here from Canada and they think Im slow. Eh...
- Whenever a person mis-quotes The Simpsons
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- cursed_oc
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Asleep at the switch. I wasnt asleep, I was drunk!
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- Me_irl
- Bart Simpson tumblr
- bart simpson
- “Im afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an, ogre.” “I ought to club them and eat their bones!”
- When you show up to the Debs when youre 20
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Hello, I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, thats too big.
- Polar bear wallpaper
- I wasnt asleep! I was drunk! I believe you dad.
- Instagram tbt
- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
- Im a level 5 vegan, I wont eat anything that casts a shadow.
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
- Well if loving my kids is lame then I guess im just a big lame.
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
- YOU MONSTER! AND YOU HAVE MY DAUGHTERS SAXAPHONE TOO! HOMER!... Thats our stage manager...
- Stephen Jay Gould
- “I just collect the cans, Daddy”
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Tupac wallpaper
- I dont know Bart.....My dads a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory....
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Give it a try, its like kissing a peanut!
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- Top of the hour, time for the morning news. But, of course, there is no news yet, everyone’s still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds. Goodnight, everybody. (s06e14)
- My purpose in life is to witness this moment
- Were going to the Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary. I understand theyve installed a new bird feeder this year.
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Spongebob Painting
- God, shmod--I want my monkey man!
- Liebe memes
- Oh my God! He is like some sort of...non...giving up...school guy!
- Wallpaper for Cell Phone
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Khomeini died years ago. But, Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- We spray her with the hose soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry. Relatively? Well, theres bound to be some splash-back.
- Feed Moods
- blursed_lasagna
Homer trying to be an innocent person, while inner him knows hes a DEVIL 👿 - @homersimppsson on Instagram
- Oh crap.... I shouldnt have attended that illegal golf dinner....
- Simpsons - Characters
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- The birds and the bees
- Le Pop
- Bart e lisa
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!
- Free Comics
- Chinese Lunar New Year: Everyone arguing if its the year of the goat, sheep, or ram-- Stop it! Cant you see this barnyard noise guessing game is tearing us apart?
- Whenever I remember that Netflix is getting rid of Futurama.
- Okay, okay, we need $40,000. Now, how much do we have in the check book? $70. Hmm... have we deposited any $40,000 checks that havent cleared yet?
- Cursed Marge
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Found in a public toilet stall
- Can’t we all just get along?
- Homer, I Insist you steal that car!
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Hello Joe!
- Well, I’m off to market
- what doesesjsje sojOSNJDEKIAN!!!23123
- hmmm
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- meme book
- I want to help you George Washington
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- Window art ideas
- Ooh he card read good!
- Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishman and Scots, or Welshman and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn scots, they ruined Scotland!
- This ain’t no five-X whiskey. I can still see. S12E21
- Micheal Simpson
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- You know, most people dont know the difference between Apple Cider and Apple Juice but I do.
- Hashtag unionize
- When you see how much coffee youre drinking as an M1 and then realize how much more youll need to get through dedicated, rotations, and residency [meme]
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- Fav TV Couples
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- Mood songs
- Patty y Selma
- STUPID TRASH... ROTTEN, STINKY... HATE WORLD... REVENGE SOON... TAKE OUT ON EVERYONE...
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- Mouse pads!!! Get your mouse pads!!
Happy Mothers Day - @funfunfunfest on Instagram
- “You know, Milhouse, Ive been thinking. This town aint so bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings. When you get right down to it, Springfields a pretty cool place to live.“
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- Homer: Free baby cola? Apu hits the jackpot, and Im stuck with these useless one-tuplets. Bart: Gee, sorry for being born. Homer: Ive been waiting so long to hear that.
- Heartbreak wallpaper
- I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
- Just seeing if I can post here
- When MU suddenly changes back to positive
- THAT WASNT PART OF OUR DEAL BLACKHEART
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- When you spot someone wearing a nice pair of sneakers and you gotta know if theyre legit
- We once found a dead guy face down the slurm, it could easily happen again you folks
- Android wallpaper nature
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- Rick and morty drawing
- Homer, youre drooling on the mic again.
- This is a pretzel town, pretty boy.
- Futurama Tattoo
- Bart e lisa
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- “Oh! I think we hit something.” “I hope it’s Flanders.”
- Most people don’t know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Here’s a little trick to help you remember. If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. If it’s if it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.
- Bart
- Well, Im not calling you a liar, but... but I cant think of a way to finish that sentence.
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- Cursed_Bart
- There must be some mistake. We, uh, we make cookies here. Mr Burns old fashioned, good-time, extra-chewy...
- When Ive got a day off.
- Doctors in plague inc after I infect the entire planet with insanity
- Now this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I dont know, you might want to wear a hat.
- Die Simpsons
- Bart Simpson
- hmmm
- Thank you door
- Am i really that ugly?
- hmmm
My mood everyday... - @depressed_vibez.hate.life on Instagram
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- How to draw abs
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.
- RIP Anthony Bourdain
MIDWEST DREAM ™ ... Some more promotional pieces we created for the show. Midwest garage sale aesthetic. - @branden.j.redmond on Instagram
- [INSPO] We out here tryna look like Ed boy.
- I am the Lizard Queen!
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- invasão Simpson
- lisa simpsons
- Simpsons
- Pokemon haunter
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- hmmm
- The Simpsons
- Panic !
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- THE MIRACLE IS A M O N G
- Soon you’ll have a mighty hump.
- OH, YOU WANT A ROCK FIGHT, EH?
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- Best friend song lyrics
- First image of earth from the moon. Taken by the lunar orbiter on August 23rd, 1966. (Colorized)
- It’s not just A microphone dad.........
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Stickers
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair...
- THE SİMPSONS
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- I’m alive! I’m alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
Listen to Bart! Link in Bio 🚨 #ClimateActNI Our petition is live! Every signature counts and it is essential those in the Assembly hear us. For too long they’ve ignored the threat of Climate Change and now it’s time to act. Link in Bio! - @ycanibelfast on Instagram
- Blursed Simpsons
- Soft wallpaper
- Tumblr funny
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- The Simpsons Wallpapers
- hmmm
- Having an opinion in 2017
- Its for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready
- And now we go live to Eamonn Ryan
If viewing please follow @strayinheart 🥀 - @strayinheart on Instagram
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- You see, boy? The real money is in bootlegging. Not in your childish vandalism.
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- Our defence today
- Jocelyn Flores :)
- cartoon aesthetic
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- How come Bart gets to do that and I cant spend one night lurking in the bushes at Chef Boyardees house?
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- simpsons quotes
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
- white nike socks
- foto meme
- Now listen up. Its your basic Statue of Liberty play with one twist. You throw it to me. Knute Rockne called it the forward pass.
- art
- A war veteran of world war 2 talking about his war experience to his grandsons (2009 colorized)
- If its clear and yella, youve got juice there, fella. If its tangy and brown, youre in cider town.
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
- You are a member of a very exclusive club, the family Simpson! Which has just five members. And only two of those members have special rings...
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- next wallpaper
- The simpsons tumblr
- Only Who can prevent Forest Fires? You pressed You, referring to Me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is You.
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Holly f*ck
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- Lisa Simpson
- Pipe down sister, I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was actually Liza Minnelli *Shudders*
- vogue wallpaper
- Which one
- If you were 17, wed be rich. But no, you had to be ten.
- blursed_bart
- People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
- Looking at the price when you invested only what you can afford to lose
- “It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, we built a bigger mini-mall. They baked the world’s biggest pizza, we burned down their city hall.”
- “All right, Lisa, if you don’t want lamb chops, there are lots of other things I can make… Chicken breast. Rump roast. Hot dogs.”
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- Blursed Homart Simpson
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- Art Humor
- Beavis
- Diggin. Makin a hole.
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- “Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer”
- sad
- cartoons
- Anime
- Yeah I bought your little mutt.... And I ate him!
- Hey!! He looks just like you, pointdexter!!!
- me irl
- Patty y Selma
- Ah, kettle chips, the perfect side dish... For revenge.
- Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:
