CROCHET Cozy Pattern, MORNING FUEL Cozy, Crochet Coffee Cozy, Hot Cup Cozy, Stocking Stuffer Gift, Coffee Cup Cozy, Coffee Accessories, Gift
Flirty Vintage Vogue 9608 Very Easy Dress Top Skirt Sewing - Etsy New Zealand
- What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
CROCHET Cozy Pattern, MORNING FUEL Cozy, Crochet Coffee Cozy, Hot Cup Cozy, Stocking Stuffer Gift, Coffee Cup Cozy, Coffee Accessories, Gift
CROCHET Cozy Pattern, MORNING FUEL Cozy, Crochet Coffee Cozy, Hot Cup Cozy, Stocking Stuffer Gift, Coffee Cup Cozy, Coffee Accessories, Gift
- Oh, I cant take his money. I cant print my own money. I have to work for money. Why dont I just lie down and die?
Mesa Wool Felt Gaucho Hat
Flirty Vintage Vogue 9608 Very Easy Dress Top Skirt Sewing - Etsy New Zealand
- Spare me your euphemisms! Its fat camp for Daddys chubby little secret!
The MORNING FUEL Cup Cozy pattern by Silver Maple Stitches
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
ESP LTD Deluxe MH-1000 EverTune Electric Guitar - Snow White
Citrus Candle
- Smithers, I’m afraid I won’t be able to play tonight. My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again.. Take that! Ooh, Smithers that precision assault popped it back into place, thank you masked stranger!
- This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
- Man alive! There are men alive in here.
Concert Years 1970-1
5 Minute Arm Workout - Sculpt and Shrink
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
He Went That Way Bigfoot Sign - 16 x 24 inches
- Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory...
Leather Steampunk Mask Post Apocalyptic Mask Fallout Mask - Etsy
- Give it a try, its like kissing a peanut!
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X. It’s what’s happening
- Sr. Burns
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
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- Well if it isnt my old friend Mr McGreg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Pinkpantheress
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- The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and thats the way I likes it!
***** **** (1999)
- Oh, you wanna rock fight eh? Heh heh heh...
alena
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Oh yeah, me-medicinal! I... Without it, I could go ehhh... go even blinder! Right?
- social distance
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- See, Lisa? Instead of one big shot controlling all the media, now theres a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
- Strange, I shouldnt have been able to hear that
- Soon you’ll have a mighty hump.
- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!
- Ive been in prison, Cecil. Ill be happy just as long as it doesnt taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.
- Where’s Christmas?!?!
- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.
- And since Id achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.
- “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- Stupid babies need the MOST attention!
- Why? Its not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
- fall
- And all this time Ive been smoking harmless tobacco!
- This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. Its women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- Blursed forward facing Burns and Smithers
- Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
- Hi-dilly-ho. Welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos
- Oh no, Bette Midler!
- Homer, dont take this personally, but Ive obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
- In the episode Bendin in the Wind when Fry pulls the bong from under the seat of the van, Hermes was the only one startled by it
- Did you know that theres a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.
- When you check your online banking after a night of lovely pints
- My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies.
- The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!
- For your information, The Daily Growl is the only newspaper thats not afraid to say how great this country is.
- Welcome to your new home, neglecterinos!
- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- hello.. uhm.. mrs.. uhh.. bart.... IS YOUR POOL READY YET?
- Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you?!?
- You can build a casino over my dead body!
- That’s it mister I am disgruntled. And up until now, I was relatively gruntled.
- Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
- Theres a hole in my heart; As deep as a well...
- GREENhorn?!... WHOs a greenhorn?!.... WHATs a greenhorn?!
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- Meu Reddit esses últimos dias só aparece isso, que que tá acontecendo? Estão distribuindo emoji award?
- Well, sure. Its not my job to talk people out of killing themselves
- Funs over, fellas. If youre going to beat up my friend in my bar, theres a two-drink minimum.
- Quick, mods are sleeping, disband the PTA!
- Did you just call me a liar?
- Fotografía del reddit meetup México. Circa 2018 (colorizada).
- When youre alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON
- “I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.
- Gahhhhhh. Oh, hello, Mater! Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, who could have known youd pull through and live for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
- Whenever the crew goes out to dinner, Frys outfit is actually pretty stylish...
- “Ha Ha” “Hey, Nelson. Hes really hurt. I think he broke his leg.“ “I said: Ha Ha.”
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- Hot stuff, coming through
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Anime
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- Its 11 oclock do you know where your children are? I told you last night, NO!!!
- I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States but they just cant get the spices right.
- Good lord! Theres a fly in my drink
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- Me, when Im looking for a place to rent
- Kicking and screaming please
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you care about!
- Cant they get a pole for that sign?
- I don’t know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Forgiveness Please
- It was worth sneaking into town. That was some good corn.
- Ann Landers is a boring old biddy
- See my Vest!
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- Better turn on the ol’ Wiggum charm
- Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining. Furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- Animated Primetime Series
- I’m a White male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to me! No matter HOW dumb my suggestions are.
- Tsk tsk tsk. You missed the baby, you missed the blind man.
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!
- Oooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!
- Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky all fancy free
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- My God youre greasy.
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- Aw geez, theres always a line!
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- Ow! My freaking ears!
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- Well, you keep using words like pasghetti and momatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N.And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
- Standing Rock Energy Drink Anyone?
- The Simpsons ❣
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Oh, January first. Better get started on those taxes, Neddy.
- Pigs tend to chew. Id say he eats more like a duck.
- Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
- All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think ill order a Tab.
- I told you I aint a bear! Rawr Rawr Rawr, no one understands you, she-bear!
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- Hey Dude, hes raggin on your cord
- Books
- Oh, sorry, kid, sorry. I’m not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist’s drill. But no, no, that was funny, that was funny, taking away my dignity like that.
- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel...
- Why, there are no children here at the 4-H club either. Am I so out of touch?... No, its the children who are wrong!
- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.
- “Hi-dilly-ho! Welcome to to your new home neglect-a-renos!”
- HOLY JUMPING CESARS CATFISH! MY H HAS BEEN STOLEN!
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- These bloody things are everywhere. Theyre in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the Malanga Gildachuck!!
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: You gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
- I bet you can hear this image.
- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?
- Theres plenty of Milhouse to go around!
- Look! That kid’s got bosoms! Who’s got a wet towel?
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- My theory is, Skinner likes dog food
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- We believe Burns still has that bill hidden somewhere in his house. But all weve ascertained from the satellite photos is that its not on the roof.
- Smithers, this plague doesnt scare me, Ive constructed a germ free chamber for myself, not a single microbe can get in or out. Who the devil are you?
- Potato man!
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- Simpsons frases
- ts 11:00. Do you know where your children are? I told you last night NO!
- Mr. Simpson, dont you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasnt on, but I think I got the gist of it.
- Excellent Zutroy!
- Am i really that ugly?
- “Help me, Lisa! I have serious Mental Problems!
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- “Well everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.”
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- “Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?”
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo
- Sir. Uh, hello, sir. Yes. You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife...
- Cursed_Simpsons
- You use words like pasghetti and mamatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N. And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.
- I thought I’d chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that’s what I thought. How difficult can it be? Im sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.
- DONT YOU HATE PANTS?!?
- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- When I say put your beer on a coaster, I mean it!
- Where ya goin, baby? Going to find the corpses?
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Hoju
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Don’t forget the smell!
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor. No I’m not, no I’m not. I’m, um.. dusting for prints.
- The gal Im stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet. - Moe Aw, Moe. Thats too far. - Lenny
- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- What’s your name son?
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- Sir, there are six cinder blocks missing... There will be no hospital then, Ill tell the children..
- Simpsons
- Thats ridiculous! The last tree held nine drums
- And Linda Carter wasn’t actually here?!
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- Youre all talk, Hamill! You never even finished jedi school!
- Ja, ja, ja... Mach schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to DanceCentrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- B-E! Four points. I challenge!
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- Whats a battle?
- [S04E08] Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eatin machine!
- Me when I saw egg nog at the grocery store today.
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- Donuts? I told you I dont like ethnic food!
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Heres the keys “Elephants dont have keys.” “Ill just keep these, then.”
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
- Dude, karma...kar-ma
- “Well, according to our computer-aging program she should look about... 25 years older.”
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- Hey, what the hell ya doin with my money at your house, Fred?
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- We need a symbol. Something that says were gay and Republican.
- “Did you get the job? Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Homer Simpson
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- Blast! I took Mothers makeup kit by mistake.
- Blursed Simpsons
- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Cheers Show Secrets
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- Stealing, how could you?! Havent you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church, Captain whats his name?
- So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end.
- Well theyll...When they find him, um...mumble mumble
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Ooh, whats with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a floggin?
- HEY MR SMITHERS!
- Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- No, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing.
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- I was born a snake handler and ill die a snake handler
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy Families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. Its a market we could do without.
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Comics and Cartoons
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
- I fixed the DVD!
- We need some more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
- O Simpson
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
