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- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- Oh, yes.
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- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Duffman is thrusting in the direction on the problem!
- Ha ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no-one came to my birthday party.
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- My friend and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
- Oh, January first. Better get started on those taxes, Neddy.
- “Bart, I don’t want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in this house.”
- I don’t wanna hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpies??
- Wesley, get mamas pryin bar
- Isnt it true that youre really an Indian? By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
- HEY! Thats’s not the wallet inspector.
- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.
- I told you I aint a bear! Rawr Rawr Rawr, no one understands you, she-bear!
- This is one of the saddest South Park episodes ever.
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- Oh crap! I certainly shouldnt have said it was illegal!
- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
바라는 마음이 있으면 원망하는 마음이 생기니 바라지 마라. 사랑이든 우정이든 삶이든. - @kateandeunsung on Instagram
- hmmm
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- Mr. Simpson! The tar fumes are making me dizzy!
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- There must be some mistake. We, uh, we make cookies here. Mr Burns old fashioned, good-time, extra-chewy...
- I SAW THE WHOLE THING. FIRST, IT STARTED FALLING OVER... AND THEN IT FELL OVER.
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- So long, farewell, Shop Kwik-E-Mart and save!
- Thats ridiculous! The last tree held nine drums
- So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end.
- Oooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!
- Look daddy! Todd is stupid and I’m with him!
- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram
- Blursed Simpsons
- As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think ill order a Tab.
- Man, that is blatant false advertising!
- Can we just have a minute to reflect on how this sub never talks about bottomtooth?
- Simpsons frases
- Fine! But the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
- So thats it, isnt it, Marge? Looks. I never knew you were so shallow.
- hmmm
- All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson with the message, I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully.
- Me when I saw egg nog at the grocery store today.
- and who could forget dear Rat Boy?
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- Hi-dilly-ho. Welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Mom, theyre professional athletes. Theyre used to this. It rolls right off their backs.
- A picture you can hear
- Come onnnn, leave town!
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- Ill have you know my grandparents died in the Holocaust. Nah Im just kidding. They were there though.
- HEY, MR. SMITHERS!
- Will you look at those morons.I paid my taxes over a year ago.
- “Well everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.”
- THATS IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!
- 90s Childhood
- Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”I can identify so much more with this quote lately.
- “Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter, is smarter”
- My basic understanding of Mythic Markets
- ...By the way, Im aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so dont bother pointing that out.
- Where ya goin, baby? Going to find the corpses?
- Lisa: Id like 25 copies on goldenrod, 25 on canary, 25 on saffron and 25 on paella.
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
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- Slow down. The sidewalks for regular walking, not for fancy walking.
- Theyre all covered with filthy germs! Arent they, Smithers?
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
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- “Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?”
- Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy em for ya? Of course she did... you won this round Simpson!
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- Fav Animated TV/Movies characters
- These hot dogs have been here for three years, they are strictly ornamental. Heh, theres only one bozo who comes in and buys them!
- Aww nuts, I mean...aww nuts.
- “Uh, Ralphie get off the stage sweetheart”
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- When you show up to the Debs when youre 20
- invest in this scene from a Family Guy cutaway gag!
- We believe Burns still has that bill hidden somewhere in his house. But all weve ascertained from the satellite photos is that its not on the roof.
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- Do we sell French.....Fries?
- My knob tastes funny
- Sombreado
- Elephant fresh
- See my Vest!
- Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight, but hes not some sort of food crazed maniac!
- Milhouse: Bart! Nelson hit me! Bart: He sure did
- Hi, Lisa! Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catchers mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
- Im a good...work...guy.
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- Am i really that ugly?
- Everybody... Everybody get naked!
- Ooh, whats with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a floggin?
- Barts teacher is named Krabappel? Ive been calling her Crandall. Why didnt someone tell me?!
- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when im around.
- Whats a battle?
- You got no attitude, you’re barely outrageous, and I don’t know what you’re in but it’s not my face!
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- Want me to get the cat down?
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- Lobsters live at the bottom of the sea.
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- Mr Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?
- Well, get back to wherever it is you work whoever you are.
- Why no love for Larry Burns? Easily one of the best one time characters! Now let’s party!
- “I want to help you, George Washington?” Even your dreams are square.
- The most depressing episode of The Simpsons is “Crepes of Wrath.” As a child I had trouble watching it.
- Of course everything looks bad if you remember it
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- Alright Men, Get Ready to Blast Off. Whoo! Were in Orbit Now!
- blursed_stare
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- So then I says to Mabel, I says...
- Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out
- Ooh! Ive never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life!
- You bad-mouthed Macgyver, didnt you?
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- Ive got a GUT feeling Uters around here somewhere... after all, isnt there a little UTER in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ATE Uter and hes in our stomachs right now! Wait. Scratch that one.
- My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I’m 31 years old.”
- All is well... All is well... TURN TAPE OVER!
- Hey, remember our agreement. Im the man!
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- HEY MR SMITHERS!
- Oh no, Bette Midler!
- You can build a casino over my dead body!
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- “Just because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand.”
- Well if it isnt my old friend Mr McGreg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
- TIL Jimbo is Randys half brother (same mom, different fathers) I always assumed he was Sharons brother.
- Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!
- We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even gaze upon it is to go mad.
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- I SENTENCE YOU TO KISS MY ASS!
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- Does anyone else want to see this relationship? 😁
- It was worth sneaking into town. That was some good corn.
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
- But you let in Homer Glumplich!
- Canada
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- You see, boy? The real money is in bootlegging. Not in your childish vandalism.
- The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!
- What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing. Bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding. It is a gorgeously fabulous day.
- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE. TUNGSTEN!
- Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy Families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. Its a market we could do without.
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- Isnt anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory...
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Hey Peg, you gotta take better care of the house, these plants are all lifeless and limp.
- I need a price check on two grapes! Yeah, you heard me, Phil. Two measly, stinkin grapes.
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Egyptian hieroglyphics are invented, 3100 B.C.
- See, Lisa? Males aren’t hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges.
- Kids & Family
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- You Gotta Start Selling This For More Than A Dollar A Bag. We Lost Four More Men On This Expedition.
- All the big words are spelled phonetically
- Kicking and screaming please
- Blursed g r i f f i n
- Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
- Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeb..
- My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies.
- Neds Newt!
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- Merry Christmas from The Simpsons! HOOOOON
- Homer, dont take this personally, but Ive obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- Well theyll...When they find him, um...mumble mumble
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
- GREENhorn?!... WHOs a greenhorn?!.... WHATs a greenhorn?!
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- Ugh! You can be Lisa’s.
- Listen, rummy, Im gonna say it plain and simple. Whered you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
- Oh Whacking Day, Oh Whacking Day.
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- Animated Primetime Series
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- Well Im all for rescuing the kids, but I wish you hadnt sawed off my roof
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- March 15th: I wish Id brought a TV. Oh god, how I miss TV.
- I really miss the strong decisive leaders from days of old.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Guys, please, could you give me 5 minutes?!
- Ive been in prison, Cecil. Ill be happy just as long as it doesnt taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.
- “Did you get the job? Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- Ah, now thats-a sensitivity. Right, Giuseppe? *Screeches* Giuseppe is happy monkey.
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- Simpsons - Characters
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- Oh yes. A dog like this you HAVE to feed everyday.
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- Simpsons
- @simpscns on Instagram
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- Since youve attended public school, Im going to assume youre already proficient with small arms, so well start you off with something a little more advanced.
- No, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing.
- My God youre greasy.
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Ed Edd y Eddy
- I fixed the DVD!
- Where’s Christmas?!?!
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- Man alive! There are men alive in here.
- First youll need a declaration of war. That way everything you do will be nice and legal.
- When you drive through Longford for the first time
- Arnold ❤️ Helga
- Dude, karma...kar-ma
- “Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. Meow. I’m learnding.”
- Im only allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and my own tears
- As long as Ive got my health, my millions of dollars, my gold house, and my rocket car, I dont need anything else.
- Arent there any healthy animals in this forest?!
- Hey, fun boys, get a room!
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- “Hey! My dad May have gained a little weight, but he’s not some kind of food-crazed maniac.”
- Theres plenty of Milhouse to go around!
- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- “Cheer up, Dad. Did you know the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?” “Yes. ‘Crisitunity’!”
- Simpsons Family Christmas Card 2016
- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
- I know you dont think youre good enough for me, but believe me, you are. Hell, I done it with pigs. Real, no-foolin pigs.
- Okay. Heres what weve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... Thank you. Under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
- I know where we can get some baguettes! Happy bastille day everyone!
- This is a pretzel town, pretty boy.
- Uh, sir, did you ever think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?
- Don’t forget the smell!
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- RIP Chuck Berry.
- Hey ma, look at that pointy-hairded little girl!
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- I thought I’d chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that’s what I thought. How difficult can it be? Im sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.
- Wesley, get mommas pryin bar!
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- Hey fun boys get a room!
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- Marge, can we switch? I dont trust these guys.
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- A dog like this you have to feed every day!
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- Strange, I shouldnt have been able to hear that
- Anyone else love Hey Arnold as a kid?
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Did you have to salt the Earth so nothing would grow?
- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.
- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?
- Son...let’s stop the fussin’ n the feuding’. I love you pa! I love you Cletus!
- Listen to your mother Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mothers watchful eye, and swift hand. Oh, theres mother now...watching me. Whats that mother? I have a right to be here! Its school business! Mother, that sailor suit doesnt fit anymore!
- Wesley get mamas prying bar.
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse!
