- “Hey... I don’t remember sayin’ that.”
- I was for the casino! Strike THREE Marge. I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory.
- F to Gary
- Its evolving
- [S12] This LOOK is for the drag herstory books for sure. The judges talk about iconic fashion-moments here and there but THAT LOOK just did that and more for me.
- Animated Primetime Series
- My classmates son had to bring 100 of something in for the 100th day of school. He chose Peeps...in wreath form.
Ehi tu, ciucciati lo spiedino…ma anche l’hamburger, la costoletta, la coscia e la lombata 🍗🍖🍔 😆 #mancinimarket #attrezzatureprofessionali #grill #ofyr #ofyrgrill #bbq #ofyrbbq #barbecue #grigliare #bbqmeat - @mancinimarket on Instagram
- Aw Hell Diddly Ding Dong Crap! Cant You Morons Do Anything Right?!
- hmmm
- ♫ And then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode you...♫
- Shell go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- Nicolette Shea
- Best friend song lyrics
- Oh no! Bette Midler!!!
- Adjectives
- Picture that you can hear.
- Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested... Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- I didnt think he was going to do Moon River but then BAM, second encore!
- Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate.
- I remember asking my parents why the parents in this scene cheered after the kids went to camp
- this sub lately
- Aloe Vera Hair
- Banana Art
This Wednesday... @sylvia_nyxx hosts a special @thesimpsons themed trivia at 7pm... on the roof (weather permitting. Otherwise In the dining room!) - @marysmke on Instagram
- Rapper Tekashi69 being arrested by NYPD (2018)
- Reddit meet Bruce! Ive had him for 7 years since he was the size of my thumb. He flowers yearly too! Can anyone ID him?
- Homer, I want that thing out of my house.
- hmmm
- otto weekend job
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- Blursed LEGO Chewbacca
- Djs
- It’s that time of the month
- ♪ Get your velvety smooth Brazilian wax ♪
- I dont know Bart.....My dads a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory....
- Hey, remember our agreement. Im the man!
- blursed family bonding
- One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops
- Thank you door
- Ow! My eye! Im not supposed to get pudding in it!
- cartoon aesthetic
- Homer and peter
A few more shots from the @localnatives video - @jamikwolfe on Instagram
- Dont Hate the Cosplayer, Hate the Game
- Elon Musk teases electric plane design and smokes weed on Joe Rogan podcast (2018)
- Fotografía del reddit meetup México. Circa 2018 (colorizada).
- What is this amazing flower I was gifted?!
Tutti giù dalla pianta e rapidi a seguire il nostro amico @_magnabosco_ 😎🔥💪 #dogui #guidonicheli #maestrodivita - @sole.whisky on Instagram
- Euphorbia Tescorum first time flowering
- Trust me, Bart... its better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of em.
- Dude just got his stripes.
- foam hair
- The next Simpsons character to be axed
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down, but I do have other appointments.
- Cursed_bart
- “Nice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy em for you?” “Of course she did. Who else would have?”
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn’t.
- Awesome Halloween Costumes
- Every muscle in my bodys getting a workout... especially my big fat mouth
- hmmm
- Sir, have you had enough exercise for this morning?
- [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...do it! [Static] ...kill everyone!
- Continuing my John Carpenter tribute with All Things The Thing
- Patty y Selma
- You, up in the tree. The tall gray-haired kid. Get your butt down here right now!
- cursed_lenny
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- Sue-S-A flag from the Simpsons
- This fern at San Diegos Botanical Building in Balboa Park.
- It says here we can learn watch repair in eight one-hour lessons.
- Blursed_cursed?
- blursed_lasagna
- The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races.
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Ohh, baby.
- blursed_marge
- And since Id achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great.
- Kevin Minion
- When youre alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON
- Can type 50 wpm, great people skills, excellent source of potassium.
- Ohhh, Im gonna lose my job just cause Im dangerously unqualified!
- Autumn crafts
- I DONT KNOW WHAT PHALLOCENTRIC MEANS, BUT NO GIRLS...
- weas
- On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
- Homer, you should be more supportive. Youre right Marge, good work boy........... ♪ Egghead likes his Booky-Wook! ♪
- What are you looking at? The innocent words of a drunken child.
- Art
- If youre the police, who will police the police?
- Los Simsons
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- I’m a maniac, maniac. That’s for sure.
- This.
- @yayoikusama_ on Instagram
- Does anyone else admit this is where they first heard of the mumu?
- [Self] went out as Mr Poopybutthole from Rick and Morty.
- Call Bark Oilpainting Scrooge mcDuck [1920x1080]
- I dunno, Theres some real buzz around lenny
- Beavis & Butt Head
- I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
- All of the Disney+ Staff
- Look, Big Daddy, Its Regular Daddy.
- hmmm
- hmmm
- RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- Toilet paper cyclops.
- blursed_cartoon
- Hey Bart, do you have a best friend yet? Cause Ive been looking for someone to boss me around.
- A turkey is a bad person
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- “Excuse me. Are you Drew Barrymore?”
- I should be resisting but Im paralyzed with rage... And island rhythms!
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- “You know, Milhouse, Ive been thinking. This town aint so bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings. When you get right down to it, Springfields a pretty cool place to live.“
- KILL IT!
- A Donald Trump toilet brush.
- Soon you’ll have a mighty hump.
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- Yeah, alright, listen up guys. The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys
- social distance
#cactuscollector #cactus #cactos #cacti #nature #green #naturelovers #kaktus #кактус #plant #design #cactusrepost #suculentas #cactus🌵 #cactusplanet #cactuslove #cactalicious #cactuslovers #sunset #succulent #photoday #picoftheday #instagram #instalike #beautiful #bestoftheday #instagood #cactusmania #cactusgram #cactusclub 📷 : @o_coban - @cactus_collector on Instagram
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?
- I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
- Cursed_Halloween
- Oh, uhh ... BARNEY!
- In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner!
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think youll be pleasantly surprised
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people.
- Meu Reddit esses últimos dias só aparece isso, que que tá acontecendo? Estão distribuindo emoji award?
- white nike socks
- gn gamers
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- Anime
- Hello, Selma? Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh...uh huh...uh huh...listen, shut up for a second.
- Blursed_motto
- Hey lady, Santa is gonna be here right? He just HAS to!
- Blursed_Marge
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- I have a ball. Perhaps youd like to bounce it.
- hmmm
- Our defence today
- hmmm
- blursed_stare
- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?
- Hey Dude, hes raggin on your cord
- When you check your online banking after a night of lovely pints
- According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her. Yeah, well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
- ♪ You dont wind friends with salad ♪
- Have you been up all night eating cheese? I think Im blind.
- The cactus to rule all cacti
- No, IM the head vampire!
- Long dress
- The first appearance of Bart Simpson - 1987
- Don’t forget the smell!
- Blursed Homart Simpson
- BOA has arrived in the VIP!
- No, why dont YOU come over HERE and make YOUR self comfortable?
- I want to see you both fighting for your parents love! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Well, if its a crime to love ones country, then Im guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then Im guilty of that too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, Ill soon be guilty of that!
- NO, YOU CANT HAVE THAT ONE. THATS A COCONUT CAKE!
- See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadoo
- And I have a special present for you, but Ill give it to you later tonight... Special present? I dont want to wait! I want it now, I want the children to see!
We’re open for Togo and delivery 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 - @mellowmushroomheights on Instagram
- Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
🥳🥳🥳 Passed the half way point on my weightloss goal today, nearly 2 stone lighter than I was before lockdown. Really the only silver lining of lockdown for me was that for whatever reason it flipped a switch in my head and I set about getting healthier again... To be honest I probably passed the halfway point a few weeks ago because it took me about a month before I even stepped on a scales, but as of now Im both the lightest and healthiest Ive been in about 3 years, hopefully be down to my birth weight before the end of the year 😝 - @mc_savy on Instagram
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- Aside for Hank Scorpio, who was the best one-episode character on The Simpsons?
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- You can build a casino over my dead body!
- Jack daniels party
- “Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?” “Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.”
- I live in a single room above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley.
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- Cursed_donald_trump
- Flanders is seriously well hung, and heres the math. This photo doesnt have his feet so technically he should be bigger.
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- hmmm
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- hmmm
- cursed homer
- On this day 29 years ago it began!
- All is well... All is well... TURN TAPE OVER!
- Homer, are you just holding onto the cans?
- Uh, lets see...Ill have...one...uh...
- Slow down sir, youre going to give yourself skin failure!
- Theres a hole in my heart; As deep as a well...
- Excellent Zutroy!
- Well, I’m off to market
- [10] Banana
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- Blursed_Simpson
- Uhh... hello... uhh... Mrs... uh... Bart. IS YOUR POOL READY YET??
- THE SİMPSONS
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
- Pipe down sister, I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was actually Liza Minnelli *Shudders*
- Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- You know Homer, its very easy to criticise. Fun too!
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- Did you just call me a liar?
- Principal Skinner, I need some shews
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- Am i really that ugly?
- You...went to outer space? You? Sure, youve never been?... Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
- Blursed_marge
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Couch Gags The Simpson
- Blursed Propane
- I fixed the DVD!
- Industrial Hoomeer
- Blursed Simpson’s
- Now this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity. So I dont know, you might want to wear a hat.
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- Cursed_Show
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- Fan Theory: Snrub is actually Mr Burns in disguise
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- What a crappy candle
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Whats a battle?
- Mr. Poopybutthole here still recovering from when Beth shot me. Thank you for all your prayers.
- Cant let Dad see me playing hooky - Cant let the boy see me skipping work.
Quarantine day 7: We’re going bananas!🍌 - @danebanning on Instagram
- (In honor of the first day of Spring) —Look, fellas! The first snapdragon of the season!
- Hmmm
- Comics and Cartoons
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- First thing tomorrow morning Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!
- He might even make honor roll if Dad can control his night terrors.
- I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue. That hotels a dump and your monopolys pathetic.
- Someone’s expanding foam leaking out of the can.
- Illustration & Wallpaper
- Allan Poe
- Blursed Simpsons
- Blursed homer
- I give you, margenareff.
- Cursed_Consumption.
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- I spent way too much time on this
- When Ive got a day off.
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Look who showed up to breakfast.
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- Well, well, well Ive never seen such reckless disregard for a wifes well- being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle.
- Flowers
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- Yeah, you heard your mother.
- Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
- But so many of your heroes wear tights. Batman, for example...
- The first episode of The Simpsons was aired 25 years ago today [FIXED]
- What’s your name son?
- Marge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
- Mr. Burns, Im afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- “A professional in an ape mask is still a professional”
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- hmmm
- Since my other post with the reversed color schemes got so much attention, I present you with: Rick and Morty characters, as Simpsons characters, as Rick and Morty characters
- Goodbye Selma. Im not dead, idiot. I know, that was for the other patients.
- O Simpson
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
- Alan Dershowitz, who can hold 3 billiard balls in his mouth
- F2P Spies.
- Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot em all and let God sort em out. Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, lets never speak of him again.
- cartoons
- hmmm
- “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.“
- Donald Trump has hired goons raid his former doctors office. (2018)
- Oh, I cant take his money. I cant print my own money. I have to work for money. Why dont I just lie down and die?
- The Simpsons ❣
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Metal Garden & Yard Ornaments
- Just hook it to my veins!
- icons
- Why is Lisa giving her mom the do me eyes?...Springfield is in Alabama wow
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Cant see any problem with that
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Miss Belle, were about to do our Around the World number, but Monte Carlo cant find her dice!
- Whats your favourite movie? The Little Mermaid, at least until you taped over it. Thats right, The Odd Couple! So meet your comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson!
- BERSERK IS RIGHT!
- blursed_switcharoo
- Dad, women dont like being shot in the face. Women will like what I tell them to like.
- FREE MASON
- Alexsandro Palombo
