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- Best workplace notice I’ve ever seen!

i dont know you anymore eric nam i dont know you anymore song i dont know who you are i dont recognize you

- The scoop things at work dont align

i dont want to call glaive dnd song im not calling you im not gonna call anyone

- This Swiss train bathroom guide

you dont like working period quinn harlem you hate working you just hate your job

- It do really be like that sometimes

thats not how this works neil degrasse big think it does not work that way not the way it works

- They didn’t replace the tp

i aint working on this liam scott edwards ace trainer liam im out i dont want to be a part of this

- My teacher decided to do this today

kstr kochstrasse statement work progress

- When the 2 ply TP doesnt line up

i don%27t work under anybody roxy monke the power s1e7 i don%27t take orders

- Thirsty Thursday (f)

late late to work didnt wanna come did not want to come sleepy

- The hospital at which I work takes pride in truly caring about people. For example, to avoid possible O/C anxiety with patients, staff and visitors, all the toilet is loaded like this. That’s how we roll.

i dont think thats the way it works llewellyn watts murdoch mysteries i dont think this is how it works i dont believe it works like that

- me_irl

dont hate what you dont understand dont hate rainbow pride la pride

- Me_irl

that doesnt work for me rudy ayoub it didnt do me any good it wont have an effect on me

- My toilet paper is half 2-ply and half 3-ply

i dont know what i thought kristen bouchard katja herbers evil the demon of the end

- Sorry for my bad English

this doesnt work for you unmesh dinda piximperfect this wont work for you it will not work as expected

- Acceptance is key!!!

i dont remember cristine raquel rotenberg simply nailogical simply not logical i dont recall

- VGN4LYF

that aint how money works saturday night live wrong concept of money youre wrong not how it is

- Me irl

you dont understand mysterion kenny mccormick south park s14e13

- This Men’s bathroom sign

i dont think its gonna work sam johnson it wont work this way i dont think that i can make it

- People who do this shit.

i dont have time for this wendy testaburger south park s13e13 dances with smurfs

- Thats how you get pink eye.

that didnt work for me chrisley knows best it never worked for me i dont think it worked for me it just didnt work out

- Ei, r/brasil! Só passando para lembrar: doar sangue é importante e rapidinho, não dói não :)

miggi good work

- What kind of monster...

jagyasini singh if you dont work body break down advice fit

- Can confirm: still fucking annoying

im so glad i dont have your job bill clinton south park sucks to be you your job sucks

- Where’s the door?

you dont even work here debbie harper the harper house youre not employed not an employee

- how can one fail this

work on you improve yourself improvement

- ABoringDistopia in a nutshell

i dont think so that wont work rachael kay albers that doesnt work rka

- After working my ass off for a solid year, I’ve finally found some accomplishment in something I’ve done outside of school. I guess hard work can pay off, even if it’s done slightly

not working i have no idea no idea thinking jojo

- We all know at least one wierdo like this...

mean girls excluded

- Like raising a child

be on time on time tepat waktu time office

- Damn Mitchell...

magic doesnt work on dogs charlie hudson hudson and rex you cant trick dogs tricks dont work on dogs

- ANY dress with pockets is always my favourite dress. WE NEED MORE POCKETS!

work from home home home office tower office

- UPDATE: Thanm you all for your support the other day - surgery was successful! Recovery is kicking my ass but it would’ve been a lot worse without your help :) Thanks again to this lovely sub!

it doesnt work that way son randy marsh sharon marsh shelly marsh south park

- Not a trashy post but a trashy post

i dont have answers for you cristine raquel rotenberg simply nailogical i cant answer that i dont have any idea

- I would love to know why the Ikea lawyers decided to put “do not leash children pretending to be dogs” picture on their dog leash instructions.

you dont have a job love ace trainer liam get a job youre unemployed you dont work

- My airline meal came with a joke.

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- The post office left me a snarky yet helpful message on my mail.

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- Just why

he came back here to work aaron brown southpark s8ep6 goobacks

- My aunt asked a restaurant for their honey mustard sauce recipe. This is what they gave her.

work

- It do be like that though

go back to work cardi b break is over time to work times up

- Help

obiwan jedi mind tricks star wars doesnt work

- Gods green earth man

work smart play hard hard work

- I made a quick badge for the fiber festival today

sml penelope i dont think this is gonna work out not working out not going well

- The fact that people do this and think its correct.

its not like i have work later saturday night live i dont have a job not busy later nothing to do later

- Don’t hate the player hate the game 😎

it doesnt work brad mondo this is not working i dont think its working it wont work out

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you dont wanna start with me roddy ricch start wit me song dont begin with me you wont like if im gonna start

- Making friends

i dont know if thats really working nicola foti soundlyawake im not sure if it really works i dont know if this is working

- How my hotel is Saving the Sea

im a busy human being mazi nduka mark angel markangeltv i dont have a lot of free time

- Restaurant wraps forks and knives separately.

dont work ashni dont do job dont slog

- oh boy i am sad: day 217

its not gonna work stan marsh south park s8e13 cartmans incredible gift

- That posting this sign at work was necessary.

i dont have a job joshua sharon ahcraaap i dont have work jobless

- I went to the nursery for a pot. I left with a ‘baby’ on board. Couldn’t say no to the variegated jade in my backseat. I have no will power...

i dont think you done yet caylee hammack redhead song youre not yet done youre not finished

- Working on a sign for the tennis team. I was given watery paint and old brushes to do it, so I think I’m doing pretty well.

i dont have to work sumit anand abish mathew i dont need to work i cant work

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is it working super adventure club south park s10e1 chefs back

- Curl up with your favorite stolen candy bar cause this multi-parter is a doozy

it doesnt work that way stuart scola the fbis s4e4 thats not how it works

- Canadian kids these days love Brock Obomer

i dont think so cristine raquel rotenberg simply nailogical not happening its not gonna work

- s c i e n t i s t

you dont work anymore danny mullen are you retired are you still working are you still employed

- The way my girlfriend “changes” the toilet paper.

isnt that your job stan marsh south park mecha streisand s1e12

- Totally Relatable. Source https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwrz4KyntFz/

i dont have to work that hard real housewives of potomac i dont need to work that much im not going to work so hard karen huger

- the munchies strike again

i dont wanna waste your time hunter engel agufish i wont take anymore of your time i dont want to spend too much of your time

- Funny pictures

but i dont even work here not my problem cosmo kramer kramer dont care

- Well done Miguel!

i just hate it cardi b i hate it i dont like it thats not my interest

- Construction site Potta Potties are entertaining

i dont have joke for that colin jost saturday night live not time for joke got no jokes for you

- The Fuji Fold.

lets make some money cristine raquel rotenberg simply not logical simply nailogical lets earn some money

- Pretty useful actually

we dont work here anya taylor joy saturday night live were not employees here this is not our workplace

- At my grandmas house...

im proud of that grady smith that makes me proud im very happy with that good job

- Blursed_come

kenya moore i dont work for free

- Gym treadmill cup holder.. Why?!

you dont understand how hard it is liane cartman south park you dont get it its difficult

- Sneak 100

i dont work for you anymore were through im free i dont have to listen to you its over

- Damage buffed for 2020

she works hard for the money eric cartman south park s2e11 roger ebert should eat less fatty foods

- Cooking with the herbs class at our local grocery store. Featuring the middle school chef.

the sopranos tony soprano james

- Im here Ill take at your the heat service for you.

better start looking after yourself gerry dee family feud better start caring about yourself you better take care of yourself

#snowflake #triggered #fortunecookies #onpoint - @thatheiskell on Instagram

facepalm work here you dont even

- Most public bathrooms here dont have perforated TP

its not gonna work out ricky berwick it wont work its not going to take effect

- For my wife on our anniversary. Also, popping my penmanshipporn cherry

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- Apocalypse at home

weplash work hard work smart

- Thanos Slays Half the Thots

i dont work there jj watt saturday night live not my job not my responsibility

- [Homemade] corn and black bean empanadas

i dont call for help yg perfect timing song i dont need help i dont ask for help

- Dishwasher improv.....

do i look like your maid ella payne house of payne im not your maid i dont work here

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stop being lazy brad mondo get to work go to work go outside

- uuuhhhhh

i don%27t work for you roronoa zoro mackenyu maeda one piece you%27re not my boss

- If you Fuck this shelf up I will kill you. Then I will learn how to bring back the dead and kill you again! Chef T.

dont work ashni dont do job dont slog

- 2meirl4meirl

sml bowser junior my hands dont work today hands dont work my hands dont work

- Things that magically work but you dont know why are worse then the things that dont work

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- Leave me alone dammit

greys anatomy april kepner i dont work here i came for coffee coffee

- Truth

who knows doodybeard i dont know dont ask me have no idea

- Been horny for some male bonding. Been edging a lot lately.

it just doesnt work that way married to medicine thats not how it works thats not how things work quad webb

- Bruh MOMENT

i have nothing to say real housewives of beverly hills i dont have anything to say im speechless im lost for words

- Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

i dont work for you anymore linda turner michaela watkins the dropout not my job

- I’m guilty

you dont deserve working headphones tumblr text animated text word art

- Hmmmm

i dont work for free eric cartman south park s13e5 fish sticks

- t e n s i o n

who are you people stan marsh south park s6e3 asspen

- This already seems dated.

primeval oliver leek leek orders you do not give me orders

- Blursed Fortune

that doesnt work for me rudy ayoub it didnt do me any good it wont take effect on me

- Oh yeah yeah

i dont work for you gregory dillard the outlaws its not my job you dont pay me

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i dont know what to tell you rudy ayoub i dont know what to say i have no idea what to tell you

- Do y’all watch the Joe Rogan podcast

i dont take orders from you space force not my boss i dont work for you dont tell me what to do

- Meirl

i dont work for free eric cartman south park s13e5 fish sticks

- Creative Class

taraji phenson boy bye sass whatever im out

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rascal dont worry

- Have to push hard on escalator

i dont work for you not my job not my problem the marvelous mrs maisel

- So, remove the air freshners?

- Spotted in an empty loo roll aisle at local supermarket.

- My friend received an oddly specific fortune in her cookie today.

- We live in a society

- Competition Board

- Wild night at Pizza Hut

- Uno reverse card

- The bag ripped...

- My socks have a left/right designation

- can’t work, so I guess this is what i do now.

- Most warning labels are put on because someone did a stupid thing. Which one of you was it??

- Mc is my new life.

- Door at an apartment building I’m remodeling

- cursed_tragedy

- Professional af, HEARD YA SASSY ARSE

- I always go above and beyond for my customers to keep them happy, and this awesome note was taped to the door of one of my stops tonight with two crisp $20 bills inside. It feels nice to know that your hard work is appreciated.

- My hotel room put a sticker on the end of the toilet paper and it rips when you try to take it off

- 2nd Grade Content/Activities

- Ruthless

- Silver lining

- Also attempting to make the world a better place

- Slept like a baby

- blursed socks

- I get bothered by the slight size difference of the letter O on our women’s room door at work

- F*ck

- God damn speeding vehicles

- #My Generation

- Not the first time I have been betrayed by the rules

- Both satisfying and infuriating.

- He is the Chosen One

- The sign in this washroom showing what is and isn’t allowed

- blursed_multitasking

- Way to make new friends

- Pilot testing the font today with this community meal menu. First time doing the hand lettering in “Menu”.

- True...

- This slightly off center discolored strip of tile in my school hall

- Cute comics

- We are all Pitbull now

- Someone wants £4 for this on Facebook marketplace

- That time when you unintentionally matched with the office decor...

- People who don’t flush their nest after they’re done

- When people leave this much toilet paper so they wont have to change the roll...

- When you are going through difficult moments in your life, remember this

- Isolation Doodlin’

- How my coworker elected to dispose of this giant envelope.

- sharing a bathroom with my sister... is it that damn hard to change it out? she always does this

- Blursed_ToiletSign

- Blursed description and instructions.

- [109/365] Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

- Calm down

- Who needs some toilet paper?

- Why would someone do this

- We don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day but he still got me a card. I keep this at work for when I need a smile. He makes my heart happy.

- I ate two fortune cookies and got the same fortune from both.

- My Hotels Solution to the Toilet Paper Debate

- Stand Hong with Kong

- Theres Comic Sans on this knife

- Let the fall semester begin.

- SEA-TAC AIRPORT

a f f i r m - @nathanwpylestrangeplanet on Instagram

- 👏Who 👏 Can👏Rel8👏🤙

- Night shi[f]t, but all I wanna do is take these clothes off 😩

- Life in the bunker [OC]

- When you just wanted one.

- I work with children with special needs. This elementary-aged student with ASD likes to watch the opening credits of movies and write all the information down for fun. He did this from memory after watching the movie Chicken Run for the first time this morning.

- I have no idea what was the point of this.

- Casually smoking on the train..

- Cursed_stall

- Seen in the dealership service waiting room... xbox, monitor, screen

- Made me stop and sigh...

- Every online class

- They definitely made this sign with this sub in mind #seeninthelaundromat

- Ever since we came back from spring break, someones been pulling the toilet paper rolls out of the dispenser and leaving them on the ground

- I wish I could top myself.

- My sister’s gender reveal “party”. Her doctor wrote the baby’s gender on a piece of paper. At the end of the day the whole family joined a video call where she unfolded the paper! That was it!

- Spooky

- Funny Comic [OC]

- I heart my work place

- Found this left in the family bathroom. That last bit won’t come off in one piece, you idiots.

- help me

- Blursed_sample

- The moment I realized my roommates are godless heathens

- Most demoralizing fortune cookie ever

- This roll of paper towels acting as a sign sitting inside a sink with “Out Of Service” written on it

- 100% Memes

- Door safety measurings in Italy

- Needed some during brunch service and unconsciously ignored because of spelling

- The bathroom signs in the Honolulu airport have Hawaiian attire.

- Credit goes to @ProfYana_Twitch (Twitter) for making this meme

- poorly worded fail

- My fortune cookie from lunch today

- Found at a house party...

- This is just one of the many useless notes my boss leaves us at work.

- It’s a joke

- Me_irl

- Dat ‘s tho

- Uhhhh

- The button opens the exit door.

- Blursed Planning

- My school can afford a 2.3 million dollar football field, but not 2 ply.

- I’m never going to find any help here...

- What a nice person he is

- A great fortune.

- Sometimes you just gotta take it all off.

- They wanted $12 for this shit!

- 17 year old kid back, thanks for all the advice heres a pick of my second night

- des-pa-THREE-toe

- This table is doing God’s work

- Neverending nut November, now this is why people dont like me :(

- Gotta love the industry.

- Behind every sign is a story

- My boss’s socks today

- Ive declared a State of Emergency

- Ive tried to post this twice today and my failure in itself has become mildly infuriating.

- The people I work with. Trash can is 3 away.

- The way this roll of paper towels has perforated lines vertically and horizontally for smaller pieces to be torn off.

- When this happens

Stabby is a feeling, right? @mom_ontherocks - @mouthymomsclub on Instagram

- Mood 24/7

- Roast me

- 18M, adopted and never knew my mother, was working for Chick Fil A but now working full time at Walmart while also going to online school and playing dnd with my friends

- The laundry room at my apartment complex.

- Maybe the scariest Halloween Day embroidery I’ve made

- Squids on my sock

- Because everyone does whatever they want on holidays anyway

- The fortune I got out of this cookie was surprisingly poignant.

- The Tate Modern has a room that’ll make you cry

- Reasonable request

- Surprises for your boyfriend

- Blursed motivation

- Late post, but happy Labor Day guys!

- Fortune Cookie Madlad

- These toilet paper holders that have a pin that keeps you from rotating the roll all the way around.

- At my niece’s school you have to vend yourself into the cafeteria.

- I wish I had teacher like him.

- The stalls were built upside down

- Blursed answer

- The pullover.

- For all the people who are under rollers...TIL

- When the plys dont match up

- The war has officially started.

- Please do not vote paper toilet in the cup of the bathroom thanks....

- Literal Crappy Design--this toilet paper is ridiculously thin

- Now I’m stuck with an incomplete piece or I can be wasteful and grab a new one

- Almost all the doors in the vet hospital I work in are like this...

- How to tell if youre in a college town

- When that little red light starts flashing

- Quick, everyday writing style

- 3 minutes to close and we get this allergy list for a custom vegan meal

- This toilet roll is only 1.5 ply

- hmmm

- These instructions on how to use a toilet brush

- This was typed by someone who makes my yearly salary four times over. Seriously?

- [F] [OC] wife just sent this to me.

- Blursed_sign

- Not sure what is on the paper...

- People who leave bathrooms like this.

- First day back in the office

- me_irl

- This roll of toilet paper was made 1.5 ply

- This misprinted index card

- The whole roll is creased like that

- An important clarification for dispensary goers

- Well this could get awkward

- Somebody stuffed a pair of shoes in the toilet

- Blursed_toilet sign

- Finding Inspiration for a Story.

- bat girl

- Why does toilet paper like this even exist?

- Le[f]t the door unlocked, maybe I’ll get a spanking for being bad at work ;)

- Quarantined floor at my college

- My girlfriends dad only uses single ply at his house.

- The phrase printed on this bag

- Wearing the same boxers as the neighbors

Still incapable of correctly cleaning and/or using a cast iron skillet😂😂 - @lowcarblifecoach on Instagram

- Why would you do this

- Anyone into thick boys?

- ❤️

- When people do this

- You’ve been warned.

- This has fascinated my crew for an unreasonable amount of time.

- fallout quotes

- On a napkin. Thanks Kevin!

- How this fresh roll of toilet paper was miscut

- Cursed stall

- me_irl

- Janitorial staff at my work isn’t taking sides

- School club

- Braille fail

- I’m paying $14,000/yr for this.

- Merry Christmas to those of us who didn’t *quite* finish all the gift projects 👍🏻

- This dont side work - at the local grocery store

- Ever sneak off to the bathroom at work to rub one out?

- Is the cucumber bitter? A Stoic square

- This investment can yield a big return if executed nicely

- Count Olaf never disappoints 👁

- This guy wants it

- This ‘all gender’ bathroom has toilet paper installed in both ways. Literally something for everyone.

- A rosy bottom

- Been a good while since our last post here. [M+F]

- When toilet paper does this.