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- An offer she surely can’t turn down
- Bothering my teen son as he takes his first bus ride as a high schooler today
- Origins of spider baby?
Edward match pfp - Fundamental paper education
silly pictures
- Loki says its facepaw Wednesday.
حلوه؟
Nah’s picrew
- peets
its always the toxic whisper girlies
Saiki pfp (Saiki K) | Anime kitten, Funny anime pics, Anime funny
- Apparently, this is a thing now. Hello, GLOBE?!
Military FRM | PDF
- Annoying Kik convo part 3
I got dazai osamu... bungo stray dogs kin assignment!! (but it gets too personal)
the god of timeless idiocy
- I think she wants the D
Make Your Day
Results for quiz i assign you a bsd kin and ill psychoanalyze and explain what is wrong with you
- Found an awesome Harry Potter easter egg on my Google assistant today. (You must say I am and not Im, otherwise it wont work.
↳ Semi Eita
⭐️ bee’s character creator ⭐️
- Harry Potter mems
silly pictures
- This bot keeps messaging you after you unsubscribed and has no option to be turned off.
林｜Atlas fueled 100% by caffine (@XtlusArt) on X
Yun Jin, The Divine Inquiry
- Someone is not a morning cat
#collection of Aesthetic #HD #wallpapers
- Mom pressure...
♡ kitty
- Confusion is the new seduction.
‧₊˚ ✶ ⋅ Zip and Chip | Fundamental Paper education
- Was taking to my friend, then I decided to be weird, so here you guys go
林｜Atlas －fueled 100% by caffine on Twitter
the god of timeless idiocy
- She T H I C C 🙏
Tamaki y tu +18 3 - Parte 2
Im going crazy
- Doing my part
⛓Alt Shigaraki🖤
#Amazing #collection of #VSCO #Girl #Wallpapers
- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.
Little Guy Maker
- The number of emojis my mom uses when she texts me
林｜Atlas －fueled 100% by caffine on X
『 鎌使い ➖ 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘢 𝘈𝘭𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘯 』 (@KamaNoYashu) on X
- A friends opinion on the Planck
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Black Centered Picrew 3
- My stupid butt decided to reply no on some dudes comment that said dm me girls this is the result. I hate humanity sometimes. And sorry for the format, screenshotted the dms made a picture in dms to blur out any details of who he is.
The Hunteror
the god of timeless idiocy
- Look at his little bean toes.
Vanished
the god of timeless idiocy
- I started flossing after because it went as planned
Guitarist Scaramouche ❗️❗️
- Liquids fit in tight places
- I just wanted to be friends
- When you bat above average
- Watching a classic with the kids
- Prom Proposal..
- This is just insulting
- Got em
- What a twist!
- My sister’s new floof
- my charming old babysitter feels like i owe him sex
- Blocked!
- My brother got out of prison last year and has been living with my parents and paying rent, trying to save up to get his own place. My mom has mental illness stemming from meth use over 15 years ago. My brother brought a lady friend home yesterday and badness ensued.
- Boyfriends be like
- Was on omegle today and got this gem lmao
- Smooth name play
- For some reason she unmatched me after this.
- licks it
- Honesty is key
- I honestly didn’t think it would work
- My ex from 9 years ago called me and I hung up on him. This is his text response after ignoring his calls.
- Breast Cancer
- I love that spotted belly.
- This go to line has never failed me
- He sleeps like this every day.
- Hope this counts. Im so SO sick of women thinking they have the right to do this crap. Im tired of being treated like a dumb pig. Maybe Im an asshole, but Im not wrong.
- whats this fetish called?
- not social media, but my grandma is still learning how to use her new phone
- me_irl
- The pay sucks, but the perks are great!
- 🤦♀️
- it’s brojob time boys
- Kenny being criminally smol
- This is my friends cat James. He was born with a cleft palate and an addiction to hiding in peoples bags
- Im Giving My Mistress Ideas😈
- We caught Mochi sleeping in a foot massager
- Maybe women are as attracted to sadness as sadness is attracted to me?
- Do these dudes not know porn exists!?
- Meet Tohru.
- Sent my boyfriend to buy my hair products 😂
- Wait... that worked?
- So I shared a twitter post on FB today, and got this message from some dude I’ve only ever met like once or twice. He constantly sends me flirty messages that I try to ignore, but then today out of nowhere I got this.
- My boys the day I rescued them at work ❤️
- Blursed abortion
- Thank you Scotiabank
- i may not get anything tangible out of this match but i will get my 7 orange arrows
- He owes me £100.
- This guy on tinder
- My kitten has to do this every time I get my brushes out. The fuzzy one is a great comfort to him apparently
- Nice and sweaty, post workout
- Gotta love private sellers
- Thought you guys would enjoy this cutie that fell asleep on me today.
- User error!
- Well shit alright
- Kul
- Cheers Maw
- Criminal has been successfully detained.
- My little road trip buddy
- Thanks google
- Legal hooman: You serve kitteh now. You serve process later.
- *turns away blushing*
- When your friend flakes for ice fishing twice... you roast him
- My little sister is trying to learn how to knit, and shes giving me a migraine
- Catsby wears the pants in this family
- Some one did well in English class
- Our little new soot sprite Ouija, prince of darkness
- BFs sister bought us one of those kitty pocket sweatshirts. Kitty loves it.
- Two weeks ago, when I returned home from work, I sat down to read a bit. As Im reading I keep hearing a faint noise outside my window. I go to check, and I found this little guy all alone and scared. Im very happy to report the hes now doing great and enjoying life 😀! Reddit, meet Sebastian 😻!
- Last time I put a pic with my pets on a dating profile
- This is my dope passed in my desk, head popped out the back, 2 feet from a running subwoofer, with a face full of wires
- With a small crew, weve been crosstraining cooks to work FOH. A week ago one of our favorite servers said shed train in the kitchen if it meant a chance to come back.
- Peeves!
- Cats — blacks real quick
- Every fudging time i sit down my cat decides its nap time
- He said yes!
- Anna Loafing On Mom’s Shoulder When She Was A Kitten
- Help!! Maintainence guy found this kitten and just handed it to me, husband is going to buy kitten milk. What do I do??
- Feed me hooman
- Come on, autocorrect, really? Cant even take a guess?
- Hes safe from the fireworks under here.
- If I dont lay out an article of clothing, she will start stealing with her cuteness
- Now my kitten can finally sleep without being scared
- Got us some fresh blood bois
- My number neighbor texted me. As soon as I replied, his FRIEND started texting me...
- Foster Kyittens: Nibbles (center) and Murphy/Moof (right). Them and their brother Tucker are one of my favorite foster groups so far and look at that preciousnyessssss!
- She manages to get up there, then complains until someone gets her down.
- Tinder profile
- Shes legal somewhere in the world..
- The Smollest there can be
- me irl
- She just melts my heart every day
- From my states voter registration system. I cant imagine a situation where a yes on the first question wouldnt automatically be yes on the second.
- I was talking about dreams with a friend, when he threw this whammy at me.
- Smitten by my kitten
- We all got that one friend (x-post from r/see)
- Looking for love in Alderaan places
- Got this text from my friend today... I believe he has learned the importance of what we do here.
- Help! I am attacked!
- Our tiny, aptly-named foster kitten, Vanity. More info in the comments!
- I believe I found a suspect trying to camouflage as a couch! Ill need back up as I might die of cuteness
- My kitty judges me when I do crap like this... but I cant help it.
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- What the hell happened here?
- The state of tinder
- Here is the pick up line from the post earlier (saw this one a few days ago and gave it a try)
- he catfished me. then when i used his catfish name, he got angry + told me i had the wrong guy. admitted he was a catfish. blocked him. then he texted me from random numbers. i responded asking “who is this...” and this happened....
- I’m stuck here now
- Found my valentine 🙈
- Had a Frozen sing-along with my best friend over text.
- It’s the most wonderful time of year
- Just 5 days old and full of awww
- Just a groggy kitten
- Smol deviant tries to hide from the law
- After 20 months of dating, this gal still never fails to delight. Feeling so lucky today!
- Text from my trashy Uber driver
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Long Boi
- Seems like Rocky has adjusted well here within the past few weeks! He and Greyson almost had a sister today... Lol. I said ALMOST!
- Heeheehee, I booped your snoot!
- I guess that’s one way to start a conversation.
- Message IPhone
- Me_irl
- A message my friend received
- She said she IS NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS i said i am
- Diplomacy! Still waiting to see if she’s into the Amazon position
- Casual racism through messenger
- Me gets me
- I hate myself. It’s even worse when it’s yourself.
- My roommate is fostering a kitten. She likes to hang out in my room and stare at my string lights. Meet Opi.
- Need a big dick to smear this lipstick with
- He’s a real tough guy in life
- S A F E T Y GIRL
- Got that recipe heat on Grailed
- After so many years of wanting a pet, it finally happened! Reddit, meet Miso!
- Just adopted this little furball any ideas what to name him
- Tired from being floofy
- Learned about a new breed! Havana browns are the chocolate labs of the feline world. Gorgeous, grumpy Katos looking for a home
- Blursed Support Bot
- Keeping this one at bay until the authorities arrive
- My husband knows me too well 😂
- So, my friends cat dragged this in.
- Am i doing the relationship thing right?
- me irl
- No one here but us towels...
- Continued: Crazy mother says my 91 overall average is unacceptable
- Tinder profile
- Not delivered(!)
- Holding hands
- me_irl
- Its easy to become distracted while driving with this lil guy staring at me
- I hate sprint
- comfy pup enjoying the ride
- Please send happy thoughts our way. My mom and dad had a downed power line behind their house and can’t find our old girl, Sadie
- [F]irst pic of my cute little pussy
- I’m a lucky guy.
- Meet my new puppy, (name pending)
- In my bio a part reads, “I’m an open book, assuming you can read”
- Do you think that i should ask her out? ****We hardly talk face to face in college , most of the times we talk on insta. Do u think that i might have a chance!!. Cant judge, need advise.
- Sleepy puppy
- How to destroy your chances
- I am comfy!
- Every night I fall asleep to Reddits warm glow...
- Her profile said: BTW i’m a brown girl just in case that offends you
- The whole truth
- Kira queen
- me irl
- Im not even sure how this happened.
- I said one word
- Flirting like a pro
- I still dont understand..
- Flaming Young steaks
- My baby Penelope! Shes gotten me some pretty dark times tbh...shes my bff!
- SLPT: How to buy an object at a cheaper price
- Ozzy is growing up to be a fine looking lad
- Illegally smol boi born in my garage, will be going to a good home.
- Id like to dedicate this post to all of those who doubted me
- I matched with Jake from State Farm
- I just like to spread joy and happiness
- Shouldve said looks like aprils comin before winter :(
- My cat Crowley who has the same dot on each paw
- Koala or tiny kitten...?
- My pain is immesurable and my day is ruined.
- i’m terrible at conversations
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- Sometimes the void stairs back. (Miss luna)
- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times
- Nice enough to ask me if I wanted to see his dick after telling me all about it
- What could go wrong?
- Good boy
- I think she loves her new basket...
- Puppers ready to drive
- Im very open about being into girls and yet....
- Matching with a fellow Murican while studying abroad
- Boomers bestest nom nom toy EVER!!!
- The only 4 texts my dad has ever sent me. From his flip phone.
- Subdued perp with tactical petting, they are being detained. Hand for scale.
- Absolute unit Maine Coon paw
- My husband and I texting each other from across the house on why neither of us are doing chores.
- Can confirm. Was booty called.
- Not mine but still depresses me
- Dating apps are truly a blessing
- Watch out for the scammers pretty sure this is not Monica!! They just did the same with Tony IG!!!
- Loki didnt seem too happy about having to sleep in the cage. Maybe he should have thought about that before he tore the carpet up. Twice. In one day.
- me irl
- Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she cant drop her off.
- Another photo of warehouse criminal. He was a bit scared of me.
- That escalated quickly
- So smol and tired..
- We got one bois
- Seriously?
- She doesnt want let go of me.
- Have you done lesbo?
- Just chilling 😋
- a brief history of im in bois
- me irl
- Finally Captured this Tiny Fugitive
- Can anyone give me some tips on how to take care of a kitten with fcks
- strange people out there
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- hmmm
- Tinder conversations
- This burn
- And they say chivalry is dead.
- Am I doing this right?
- Priorities
- We all have ruff(or meow) days...
- My black hole likes the cheap bags
- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball
- Worst seller ever.
- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom
- Funny texts from parents
- Mushi has realized that the best cuddler in the house is the Xbox power brick in the back of the TV stand...
- Fake text message
- She said she wanted to be a magician, I told her wizards were better
- Cat in a closet
- Playing around on my friends tinder an had some fun
- Have there been casualties?
- Sandy likes my brothers jacket
- Fick detta SMS av Norci för en stund sen. Tror han är full....
- I hope she loves our love story
- She knows how to get me going 😏 [OC]
- Are you comfortable back there?
- Fake text message
- I got this picture from her office saying. “ at my desk with no pants, and my employee just walked in and needed to go over her schedule!”
- She was smitten
- Shoe thief caught in the act
- Hes ready to rock the rock new year out, chillin and layin.
- Reddit, meet Cleo.
- Stop! You have violated the law!
- This is his favorite bag to sleep in.
- Every time after returning from a trip, without fail, she hops on my suitcase and wont move for at least an hour. Pretty sure its her way of saying dont leave me!
- This is bash and he is 14 weeks old :)
- Well get em next time Reddit
- pretty sure he thinks that tongue emoji counts as a wingman
- I am a marsupial today.
- Our cat is a little Troublemaker!
- I dont give a shit if you were there first. Thats my favorite chair, and Im sitting in it.
- Update on my First post (sorry for bad photo quality)
- The face of a cat on the way to his forever home
- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.
- My mom randomly brought in cat number 5. Reddit, meet snow
- In her im-mad-at-mummy hidey hole
- Poor buddy
- Hey
- Every damn time I go to sit in my chair, this is where I find Skittles the cat.
- My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
- If you shits... I sits...
- My wet dick is ready 🥰
- 2meirl4meirl
- Meet lil danny, one of my rescue kittens :)
- My baby girl Lilly when I got home from work
- Skylah likes watching The Office with her new mama!
- You are not dirty clothes. You are cat.
- This is my friends Uncles cat but I thought it belonged here more
- Kitty, Im kind of a little occupied at the moment....
- Hes asleep on my hand, this is my life now. (his droopy ears are super cute right?!)
- My new kitten boba!
- What did you just say to me?!
