- When you see a handsome guy with a cute about me and he ruins it with this
- Sure he did..
- Blursed text
- My mothers text sounds like a Donald Trump tweet.
- One of us in the wild
- When SNL cuts off the end of Ghost Town to show an ad
- l u v.
- me_irl
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- My stupid butt decided to reply no on some dudes comment that said dm me girls this is the result. I hate humanity sometimes. And sorry for the format, screenshotted the dms made a picture in dms to blur out any details of who he is.
- Character Bank
- Hes A Keeper.
- Glareboi
- Even Tinder is a Jojos reference
- So I kept tapping the results in the word suggestions
- Talking to a former coach. Tennis is depressing. I love it so much.
- They arent even trying anymore...
- john lemon
- The importance between then and than.
- Trees are made of logs. It all makes sense now.
- An offer she surely can’t turn down
- peets
- Re:Zeros author says about isekai haters
- Saying you feel like a pedo is always a solid opener.
- Low-key me asf 😂
- Best friend goals
- 2meirl4meirl
- Fleein Ian
- I really like cats
- Breast Cancer
- My mother after working my ass off as a freshmen, and having an 89 in German A2, 88 in Geometry, 83 in Honors Earth Science, and a 92 in AP World (college level course). I have to deal with this every week...
- Tried out a line I saw here yesterday, but she took too long.
- Tinder is the epitome of funny and sad
- Long hard day , huh Brady
- I introduced my friend to mushrooms a few months ago where we had a fantastic trip. This almost made me cry
- Hope this counts. Im so SO sick of women thinking they have the right to do this crap. Im tired of being treated like a dumb pig. Maybe Im an asshole, but Im not wrong.
- Men
- Blocked!
- (Pt 2) So I’m toxic bc I feel uncomfortable giving my bank info
- Smooth name play
- Might need a vacation
- it’s brojob time boys
- Humanity
- Annoying Kik convo part 3
- sweet boyfriend
- Keeps trying even though he fails
- Fr
- Crosspost from r/Tinder
- Cute Texts
- Faith
- How it’s done dudes and dudettes
- chats of scammers to unknown victims
- Works every time!
- Pythagorassholes theorem
- Spidercat, Spidercat, does whatever a spider cant
- Meet him in club. Was about to go on date with that guy.. Thanks God I was lazy
- Poetry stuff
- Thank you Scotiabank
- says sadly single man
- nanananananananana batman
- funny quites
- When you bat above average
- My husband knows me too well 😂
- *minecraft villager noise*
- Trying to see some shoes and this lady trying to pay with sex...🤦🏻♂️
- Do you think that i should ask her out? ****We hardly talk face to face in college , most of the times we talk on insta. Do u think that i might have a chance!!. Cant judge, need advise.
- Me irl
- She said she IS NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS i said i am
- me🥫irl
- Quotes about friendship ending
- We all been there
- You ruined me
- Bartering with a vanlife friend parked next to me, lol
- My little sister is trying to learn how to knit, and shes giving me a migraine
- Porn stars need to stop using the same name.
- Small deep quotes
- Reddit, meet Cleo.
- Thanks google
- Who are these people?
Heeyyy girls😏😏 hmu😉 - @katten_lexus on Instagram
- Girlfriend and boyfriend goals
- Thats ok I didnt want to play anyway
- Im very open about being into girls and yet....
- Looking for love in Alderaan places
- Some one did well in English class
- YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE !!!
- I wanna hold your hand
- meirl
- Spider cat 😅😅😅
- My older sister has always been my makeup guru so when she wanted to join reddit, this was the first subreddit I told her about
- Well shit alright
- Bothering my teen son as he takes his first bus ride as a high schooler today
- This cat who wanted to cuddle
- His original message was you are so hot and sexy can we make out
- i may not get anything tangible out of this match but i will get my 7 orange arrows
- Thanks, I hate Mike Witowski
- Benz is becks
- cute crush quotes
- 5sos funny texts&imagines
- Period mood swings
- Tinder wholesome goodness
- Cute relationship goals
- Thought you guys would enjoy this cutie that fell asleep on me today.
- The size of my adult cat
- Non’t
- Well now I want to change my number.
- Wait... that worked?
- For some reason she unmatched me after this.
- This person is so mad about whatever their son did that they dont realize theyre texting a grown man WHO IS MARRIED
- With a small crew, weve been crosstraining cooks to work FOH. A week ago one of our favorite servers said shed train in the kitchen if it meant a chance to come back.
- Here is the pick up line from the post earlier (saw this one a few days ago and gave it a try)
- me_irl
- Anyone else have something like this happen?
- November 17
- me😎irl
- From my states voter registration system. I cant imagine a situation where a yes on the first question wouldnt automatically be yes on the second.
- Funny Tinder Conversations
- Honesty is key
- Prom Proposal..
- Ni vet när man inte kommer på vad den där specifika saken heter. Och så en dag trillar poletten ner. Ikväll var det potatis.
- licks it
- My ex from 9 years ago called me and I hung up on him. This is his text response after ignoring his calls.
- My other half.
«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram
- Is censoring roblox stuff necessary or nah
- Her bio said “This app is stupid”
- She didn’t even get the reference
- Damon and Stefan Salvatore
- Do these dudes not know porn exists!?
- I was talking about dreams with a friend, when he threw this whammy at me.
- Can anyone give me some tips on how to take care of a kitten with fcks
- Gush is an awful word
- Stop Frickin Marketing Me.
- Putting the moves on her
- Dark quotes
- Im afraid my lack of a penis means your comparison might be a little off
- Shes legal somewhere in the world..
- Her profile said: BTW i’m a brown girl just in case that offends you
- Funny Tinder Conversations
- Our tiny, aptly-named foster kitten, Vanity. More info in the comments!
- meirl
- Blursed Support Bot
- The number of emojis my mom uses when she texts me
- hidden love
- Doing my part
- I just wanted to be friends
- Mom pressure...
- true tho..
- Cute texts
- Cute relationship goals
- me_irl
- Gotta love grailed
- Text from my trashy Uber driver
- I matched with Jake from State Farm
- [Funny] Stuff
- A message my friend received
- I saw u/emart’s joke on an earlier post. Wanted to try it out. Partner wasn’t amused.
- Cute texts
- Sent my boyfriend to buy my hair products 😂
- *turns away blushing*
- me irl
- #datinggoals
- Tinder profile
- Pray for me
- She got me
- Relationship trust quotes
- Peeves!
- Bf and I rescued a stray kitten, we call him Buddy:)
- Got us some fresh blood bois
- This guy on tinder
- memes
- Shouldve said looks like aprils comin before winter :(
- Round two (part two) 💁🏼♀️. Sorry, I’m posting as the conversation keeps going, she decides to answer pretty randomly.
- BTS AU
- Was on omegle today and got this gem lmao
- She manages to get up there, then complains until someone gets her down.
- Gotta love private sellers
- Come on, autocorrect, really? Cant even take a guess?
- My friend is trying to watch the whole series for the first time before the final season drops. She’s halfway through season one.
- Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she cant drop her off.
- Step 1: Grow thumbs ~ Step 2: World domination. We all know whats next.
- Harry Potter mems
- He’s a real tough guy in life
- “Lol”
- i’m terrible at conversations
- Ground breaking stuff here
- So I shared a twitter post on FB today, and got this message from some dude I’ve only ever met like once or twice. He constantly sends me flirty messages that I try to ignore, but then today out of nowhere I got this.
- Me🌎irl
- Flirting like a pro
- Have you done lesbo?
- not social media, but my grandma is still learning how to use her new phone
- Tinder profile
- l u v.
- Savage love
- Ill never approach this person again lol
- Not really a nice guy but I didn’t kno where else to post this
- Every damn time I go to sit in my chair, this is where I find Skittles the cat.
- Why haven’t I sadly gotten a petition for this?
- Please send happy thoughts our way. My mom and dad had a downed power line behind their house and can’t find our old girl, Sadie
- AM
- I have a hard time believing this guy is actually in his 30s.
- Oppa
- Casual racism through messenger
- It all started with him wanting notes
- Update on my First post (sorry for bad photo quality)
- To infinity and beyond
- Got really bored and wrote a remix of the fresh prince theme song based off my life as a chef. Didn’t know where else to post it. Hope it brings someone some joy.
- me irl
- he catfished me. then when i used his catfish name, he got angry + told me i had the wrong guy. admitted he was a catfish. blocked him. then he texted me from random numbers. i responded asking “who is this...” and this happened....
- User error!
- me irl
- This go to line has never failed me
- 🤦♀️
- Last time I put a pic with my pets on a dating profile
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- Blursed abortion
- Satan himself
- Found my valentine 🙈
- Cheers Maw
- Am i doing the relationship thing right?
- We’re long distance and he knows that his pillowcases make my curls frizzy so he bought me a silk pillowcase for when I visit
- He owes me £100.
- Me gets me
- Keeping this one at bay until the authorities arrive
- Nice enough to ask me if I wanted to see his dick after telling me all about it
- Id like to dedicate this post to all of those who doubted me
- I said one word
- My Boss Found out I am Gay, I got this Text from him this afternoon
- Had a Frozen sing-along with my best friend over text.
- Posts like that, taking advantage of cancer patients for self satisfaction.
- Not mine but still depresses me
- I just like to spread joy and happiness
- I love that spotted belly.
- I have little toes 😋
- Desperate
- My husband and I texting each other from across the house on why neither of us are doing chores.
- Good boy
- Movies
- After 20 months of dating, this gal still never fails to delight. Feeling so lucky today!
- My pain is immesurable and my day is ruined.
- I still dont understand..
- me_irl
- [F]irst pic of my cute little pussy
- He sleeps like this every day.
- We took Fry on his first road trip, where he got to run around the woods. He slept like this the whole 3 hours home
- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times
- Message IPhone
- so lost in the moment..
- me irl
- Am I doing this right?
- My kitten has to do this every time I get my brushes out. The fuzzy one is a great comfort to him apparently
- Hes ready to rock the rock new year out, chillin and layin.
- I haven’t seen Peanut Butter in 2 years, within minutes he was like this, and hasn’t stopped purring, he definitely remembers me
- Animal Rescue
- The whole truth
- hmmm
- Worst seller ever.
- Ozzy is growing up to be a fine looking lad
- This burn
- Flaming Young steaks
- In my bio a part reads, “I’m an open book, assuming you can read”
- Heeheehee, I booped your snoot!
- Heard you guys like name puns
- Rules 1 and 2 boys😏
- I just want to be your little [f]uck toy
- My number neighbor texted me. As soon as I replied, his FRIEND started texting me...
- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.
- My baby Penelope! Shes gotten me some pretty dark times tbh...shes my bff!
- Super liked.
- I relate to my sim...
- The only 4 texts my dad has ever sent me. From his flip phone.
- A day in the life of a Dad
- He said yes!
- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom
- Got that recipe heat on Grailed
- Priorities
- Koala or tiny kitten...?
- Fick detta SMS av Norci för en stund sen. Tror han är full....
- Holding hands
- Lift and release
- a brief history of im in bois
- Seriously?
- Look at his little bean toes.
- Funny texts from parents
- My cat Crowley who has the same dot on each paw
- Tinder conversations
- She was smitten
- Fake text message
- Are you comfortable back there?
- My black hole likes the cheap bags
- Hey
- She doesnt want let go of me.
- My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
- Boomers bestest nom nom toy EVER!!!
- Hes asleep on my hand, this is my life now. (his droopy ears are super cute right?!)
- Kitty, Im kind of a little occupied at the moment....
- My new kitten boba!
- I need DP for my bunghoolee
- Absolute unit Maine Coon paw
- This is my friends Uncles cat but I thought it belonged here more
