
- My old employer thought a black and white photocopy of the urine color chart would be useful.


- Mom of the Year Award...I think


- Weve reached the point where emos need their own pronouns, folks.


- Amazing New Zealand


- me_irl


- Um, thanks for sharing?


- Hair oil


- This book shelf is just barely too short.


- Deconstructed trail mix


A HOTEL in #Solihull which allowed hundreds of mourners to gather for a wake has been banned from hosting events. Licensing officers at #SolihullCouncil have revoked an events permit for the #CastleBromwich Hall Hotel after police broke up a gathering on Friday night (September 25). The council said it is using its new coronavirus public health powers to ban the hotel from hosting events for the rest of 2020. A statement from Solihull Council read: “With immediate effect the Castle Bromwich Hall Hotel will not be permitted to hold any events, including weddings, funerals, parties, musical performances, fire work displays or other events. “The council is of the view that holding such events poses a serious and imminent threat to public health. “Events that have been held have not had adequate social distancing arrangements in place, which is in contravention of legislation and government guidance designed to help manage the spread of the virus. “This was evidenced by the recent event, held on Friday September 25, involving 200-300 participants. “It was too large under current rules, the venue did not ask for details of those attending for test and trace purposes and proper social distancing was not observed. “Due to excessive noise from the event the police were called and once the full extent of the illegal gathering was understood, it was closed down and people were asked to disperse. “The weekend incident was a clear breach of the rules against mass gatherings introduced across the country to tackle the spread of Covid-19. This rule was introduced as the virus has been shown to quickly transmit between people in large groups. Solihull Council will continue to monitor venues within the borough using all necessary powers to ensure compliance with the rules to stop the spread of the virus and protect the borough’s most vulnerable residents.” Managers at the Castle Bromwich Hall Hotel declined to comment on the incident. They have the option of appeal through Birmingham Magistrates Court. - @solihullobserver on Instagram


- “hey frank does the scale look good on this?”


- Nothing like grave with your roast dinner.


- Thoughts?


- PAULA DANDREA ✦ YOUR TRUE NORTH LEADER + SPEAKER


- Its almost too easy


- group chat Lib Unity


- My Reddit post was on the front page of my local paper.


- Forbidden drink


- Honey sends me these every day at least once since I removed the browser extention. I know you can unsubscribe from these but this is what I think of when I hear assholedesign.


- #TubigIsLife


- T-mobile


- Horse shit useless people who do this


- Art inspiring real life


- It can’t get any worse, can it?


- me irl


- College Life


- Lets take a moment to appreciate this


- Being vegan is a mental disorder


- According to Google these people have faces that look like a knee that looks like a labia.


- They tried.


- This ad posing as a meme combined with reddits way of displaying ads like posts


- Bruh


- No wonder her deodorant doesn’t work. I’d hate to see how she uses toilet paper.


Sup I’m Emily -Emily TAGS: (ignore) #aussiememes #memesfromdownunder #aussie #aussiememesdaily #memes #relatablememes #relatable #australia #aussiememesmate #australianmemes #australianmemesfromdownunder #aussies #funny #funnymemes #funnymeme #haha - @aussie_memesssss on Instagram


Outside Canada? #KimsConvenience season 4 comes to @netflix Oct 1. - @sugithvarughese on Instagram


- 2meirl4meirl


- Been noticing lately people are finding excuses to say that classical music is racist or classist or whatever bs they like to make up


- The stereotype clearly doesn’t hold here


- Knockout text is beyond these folks ability


- Shame on this rapist


- Only £π


- Well for 2euro, its a good deal.


- Date night stops for nothing


s/o @lyricalemonade & @seamusfay for the write up🍋 v grateful 🙏 be on the lookout for @ripcoye ‘s EP !! promise it’ll be something special - @prodxoasis on Instagram


- Authors, Editing, Etc.


- Does she ever mention Michael Scott?


- If youre getting bullied just take a jiu-jitsu class


- This is the REAL gay agenda


- blursed revolution


- Email, e-mail


- The login screen provides great recipes!


- Omfg, why is this so funny 😂


- Jobs


- Its official. Twitter, LinkedIn and Facebook all look the same now.


- me_irl


- Dude I’m serious plz give it back dude seriously give it back I’m not kidding


- fun


- Hemköp är årets tok-pojk (nästa veckas reklamblad)


- Hand mixer package design from the Polish shop Biedronka


- Tired of too many e-mails? Sign up for our mailing list!


- $5 and Pringles? WORTH A SHOT!


- Smells fresh


- If we stop this teen, could we potentially eradicate STDs?


- ABC Forced to Sack Proof-Readers Due to Liberal Party Budget Cunts


- me_irl


- This mis-printed diary & the shops reaction


- Bisarr nyhetstorka.


- Shit like this on Facebook drives me insane.


- Godamn finally


- Hillbry


- These alpro soya yoghurts have lids from the brands new packaging and tubs from the old packaging.


- Take a seat


- Bonobos mocking Amazon with their latest sale (extra 30% off)


- Ah yes best tablecloth choise 👌 👌 👌


- dissertation


- Why , just WHY do I have make an account in Pinterest to just look at pictures ?????


- Madlad chooses a team name


- Drop Holy Pandas are starting to ship!


- Bean


- Found in the Netherlands: for those people who like candy bars but dont want to go through all the hassle of chewing. (its a drink)


- Mom killed her own kids as she thought they were zombies?!?


- Yup, they nailed the comment section alright


- Me🍉irl


- aaand into the trash.


- bruh


- Forbidden Gummy Worms


- Dont want to play videogames with that guy


- The Independent poppsed up with a sob story to get me to turn off my adblocker. Here is what their site looks like without adblocker


- I’m sure no psychological trauma will be caused by these events


- This was all on the same webpage


- This is where it peaks


- Found Franks Snapchat?


- slip on


- This post has been reposted twice now


- chotto matte


- This EXTRA HEAVY DUTY mayonnaise. Like its motor oil or something.


- Dear god, its in magazine form now, too!


- Donate today!


- Dear god no..


- COMPREHENSIBLE

- Reveal to us the truth, oh wise discount sticker!

- I love The Pirate Bay!

- Seriously?

MOMS Club Norco is super excited to announce that we have donated to TogetherWeRise, a non-profit organization dedicated to helping improve the lives of children in foster care. We hope our donation can help this amazing organization help foster children in the unprecedented and trying times! #TogetherWeRise #donation #donatetoday - @momsclubnorco on Instagram

- Bad Eggs

- For those who spend more time choosing what porn to watch than actually jerking off.

This @reddit post really made the chuckle this morning. #unexpectedmulaney #reddit #johnmulaney #quotes #2020 - @lizzibizzy on Instagram

- When will I use this information???

- Everytime I hide her from my feed she keeps coming... I hate everything

- Hiv positive

- Feeling pretty low on the food chain right now

- As a designer, I can feel the frustration and anger of the guy who forgot to remove the dummy copy across this advert in todays London Evening Standard

- I love the tums flavor

- Congrats to Elyse, Mr. Funhaus is a lucky man

- Alkaline Cooking

What a response to our newly released Bag-in-Box Negroni. Have you given your fridge an upgrade yet? - @st_agrestis on Instagram

- Absolute unit of an owl is too fat to fly

- This Pizza Hut ad on my Facebook feed

- Living in Bethel, Alaska

- The vegans are fighting back...

- Shosple Colupis

- The amount of plastic these oranges are packaged in

- Me_irl

- I wasnt aware that this was a category I needed to buy for.....

- One Of These Doesnt Seem Right....

- Start Movie Night Off RIGHT

- Articles about Hama Beads

- the moment she said that, my mind came up with this

- JW memes

- Portal website

- I guess they were too sleepy to notice the fucking clock when they made this

- haha....FUNNY

- This sub right now

- Haha dont mind me

- Business

- Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy scrubs Dickson Yeos profile from its website

- The flask necktie

- 🌿

- My childhood is ruined

- Amtrack sends you Emails even if you have specifically opted out of emails, in order to encourage you to sign up for emails.

- I havent used Tinder for dating in a while. Have made a new account where I swipe on everyone and make book suggestions to my matches based off of their profiles. Everyone needs a good book.

- me💀irl

- TIL funny stuff makes you happy

- A picture of an old leather chair actually shows up when you Google Madeline Wuntch. Youre crazy Reddit, how did you pull this off?

- Isnt it ironic?

- Well this just happend, Every day this gets rebooted apparantly.

- Love to Bum

- turns out im adopted

- Sugar Free = 16g Sugar

- Cursed_Advert

- Its shit like this internet, its shit like this...

- Meanwhile in Bulgaria

- You mean I have to PAY for you to fix MY mistakes?

- a message inside is hid

- So many herbs!!

- Funny Pranks

- Thanks a lot Google

- The Sun... We should totally protect this persons identity.

- Livin’ like Larry

- me irl

Support local farmers, boost #SNAP, protect foodchain workers and other ideas @Tomcolicchio and I have for building back a better food system in @Politico - @eric.j.kessler on Instagram

- No shit Sherlock.

- Youd think at least some of these stories would make it into a proper newspaper...

- Apples new million dollar idea

- If we wont kill animals, we shouldnt kill memes...

- blursed_sponge

- Dont date crazy - 3 years ago, I had a FlatBook Pro.

- Get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.

- cuz member?

- Silly Netflix, tricks are for kids

- Looks like Ill have to buy a new one

- Date a book at my local library.

- Well... I can see why she doesnt like Wiener

- I love **cking cheese!

- Here goes nothing. [Internet Courage]

- Gluten Free

- Not even trying

- This is chiseled into the wall

- A swedish plumber might be able to get in.

- #HongKongers4US have successfully reached their goal of crowdfunding US$300,000 to buy and supply surgical masks for US medical staffs. Shout out to that one person who donated $3600 a day before deadline.

- Reddit The Magazine

- 4 good options vs 1 bad one

- Entering Enemy Territory...(Im Gonna Regret This!)[Joining an Anti-vaxx Group on Facebook for lols)

- Seems legit

- Hard to Describe

- Grandma no

- Famous Websites Using WordPress

- Gift Ideas for Hiking Lovers

- No carb snacks

- How to guarantee Ill disable your subreddits custom styling

- Premier rutte bij de toppers (inclusief glittervlinderdas en glitterbretels)

- Gay Pride

- Joe Unhappy desk job Rogan

- Blog

- Found this gem on Tumblr

- When your facebook friends fall for pyramid schemes and keep trying to sell you things

- Off brand cereals sound like weird euphemisms for gay people

- Funny awkward photos

- These signs in a Scottish supermarket that don’t actually tell you what’s in the aisle

- Funny animal memes clean

- Tuna Tuna

- Works every time

- haha serotonin go purrrrrr

- 2 for 1. Crappy website’s constantly ripping content and the way the advert banner covers the website’s home button.

- CaN i sMoKe wEed oUt of vASe

- Youth

- Happy Feet

- Hero George

- Eureka Springs Restaurants

- Skip class not concealer!

- Thats life

- Mens Sweater

- Pretty much my experience

- Im a little offended. [OC]

- just how

- Silly goose

- win back

- Cereal Queens...apologizes if this is a repost I didn’t see it posted yet

- Everyone’s waiting

- Well done Europe 🇪🇺

- Books

- Seriously?

- Camping

- Found it in my textbook

Thank you @mysanantonio for getting the word out about Heard Austin launching on May 7th! • Link in bio • • • #heard #recovery #cheflife #austin #serviceindustry - @saintcityculinary on Instagram

- More breaking news alert abuse. Sometimes I wonder if theyre just trolling?

- “Finding bread can be hard”

- norwex australia

- Chīzu o kashō hyōka shinaide kudasai!

- Stranger Than Fiction - Given the creator/creation symbolism, the Deus ex machina scene in the movie is a literal one

- s[HE] be[LI] v[ED] plot twist

- Dollar tree

- Did you want to update now or this moment? Or hey maybe this instant?

- Blursed Cards Against Humanity

- Lmao this is gonna be me when i try to buy a scale in the future

- Yes joom id love to buy a bag of coke from you for just £1

- You can live control this roomba with movement and TTS (text to speech) in an airbnb right now

- Was served an Ad even though I have Youtube Red

- Ipsy has a new feature where you can draw your beauty mark, the dot on the ipsy i. I did my best.

#sorrynotsorry Fkt / RGS ces parti !!!! De Saint maximain la Saint baume tu va jusquà la verdiere à la verdiere prendre direction montmeyan tu tourne à gauche au croisement Saint Julien le montagnier tu fait 2 kilomètre est tu tourne a la citerne à droite puis tu prend le chemin à droite - @detertiarisation on Instagram

- me_irl

- Failure is inevitable

- When will they learn that this only makes it worse for them lol

- The number of ads on The Sims Resource (the black box is also an ad)

- Id rather not be reminded, thanks

- When someone makes a top 40 click bait article thats just pics from this subreddit.

- Is it open bar?

- Hurry up will go fast

- hmmm

- They have pumpkin hummus at my local grocery store...

- me irl

- Hmmm really interesting deals.

- This magazine [X-Post: /r/CorporateFacepalm] credits to /u/doob22

- cursed_depression

- meirl

- THOSE HANDS

Soulmate? No. Chexmate? Yes.💙 - @chexmix on Instagram

- Stuff finally admitted today how they write their articles

- What a beauty!

- SCHOOL ORGANISATION

- The Irish Approach

- Koeltas means Cooler bag..

We’re #1 We’re #1 In puzzles at Amazon It is interesting how many of us who love #mahjong #Mahjongg love puzzles too. @tobysmj @gradgladys @janecreech #woodyswaindesign #tuttlepublishing @tuttlepublishing #americanmahjonggforeveryonebook #americanmahjonggforeveryone - @greggswain on Instagram

- So I was in a bad mood and I got a KitKat and it was the dumbest piece of shit I ever bought

- That placement.

- Youre trash Brock

- This r/mildlyinfuriating post.

- Im European...

- Everyone wants a piece of it.

- Libright Moments™

- A little haha

- This magazine fold

Thanks everyone for using our film drop slot! UPDATE REMINDER: we’re running film tomorrow. NO customer service. NO cash transactions. Drop off with film processing order form and CC info only - not later than noon Thurs 4/2. All pickups will be Friday 10-4 in our vestibule (no lab entry). Email us at info@lti-lightside.com with questions. Thanks everyone-stay safe (!) - @lti_lightside on Instagram

- So, not my NEXT Coke...

- Food Network hates adblocker and they hate popups...

- What!? How!? In what world is this okay?

- tech support?

- Hes wearing a mask

- This is the sort of misinformation were up against.

- Tasty...

- The UKs biggest supermarket chain is ditching plastic from its own-label products by the end of next year! Finally, Tesco is stepping up!

- NatGeo ignoring own call to action.

- Straight White Males: What is your problem?

- Most Science = Fanfiction

- hmmm

- God damn you Adriel Michel

- Yes Id like to abandon receiving multiple daily spam emails.

- I write good-doing, not happy tales

- Indian News sites have already started attackanizing Felix

- Money Matters

- The Taco Bell in my hometown mall was just ranked the best Taco Bell in the entire chain!

- Someones jerk of a kid threw a rock at a flamingo and then it had to be put down.

- At least let me touch that close button.

- Thoughts on Second Year [High Yield Shitpost]

- This has to be some sort of record...

- all minors must be over 18

- Cause it makes me laugh

- cool recipe. thanks! :)

- Theres like infinite amount

- Dairy free
