Finished The Goat draft now onto editing. To anyone who has enjoyed my prior works, I assure you that The Goat is every bit the lunacy you would expect from a J.S. Garner novel. Set in modern day Kentucky, storylines include a man who falls madly in love with the demon possessing the body of his crush, A serial killer whose latest victim fails to die after her head is cut off leaving them both to cope with a more nuanced relationship than simply murderer and victim, a man who finds out that the goat he is legally required to care for in order to receive his inheritance comes with its own animal familiar in the form of a woman who introduces herself as a witch and is keen to harvest his organs for use in her spells, and an angel who only answers prayers for violent revenge on her clandestine quest. All these stories weave together in what is a... (Checks notes) ... comedy? Everyone Ive told this story to has laughed so well go with comedy. - @jsgarnerauthor on Instagram
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The SOF truths arenโt meant to live on posters hung in offices and briefing rooms, they must be reflected upon by leaders at all levels to ensure the vector we are on is correct. When you lead in a branch as rooted in technology as the Air Force, it can be difficult to maintain sight of the essential fact that the advanced and life-saving hardware employed within is only effective when it is properly manned by trained individuals. #afsoc #sofair #softruths #socom - @on_station_apparel on Instagram
Happy Fatherโs Day to @jbr_engines the best dad I could ever ask. Now letโs go make them hurt a little more @racemdir next weekend ๐#thegoat๐ - @jayson_bello22 on Instagram
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- Super Mad.
- Ive waited all year for this meme bois.
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The Hollow Moon hypothesis, or Spaceship Moon hypothesis, proposes that Earths Moon is either wholly hollow or otherwise contains a substantial interior space. No scientific evidence exists to support the idea; seismic observations and other data collected since spacecraft began to orbit or land on the Moon indicate that it has a thin crust, extensive mantle and small, dense core, although overall it is much less dense than Earth. The first publication to mention a hollow Moon was in H. G. Wells 1901 novel The First Men in the Moon. ๐ In 1970, Michael Vasin and Alexander Shcherbakov hypothesized that large lunar craters, generally assumed to be formed from meteor impact, are generally too shallow and have flat or even convex bottoms. They hypothesized that small meteors are making a cup-shaped depression in the rocky surface of the moon while the larger meteors are drilling through a rocky layer and hitting an armoured hull underneath. ๐ Between 1972 and 1977, seismometers installed on the Moon by the Apollo missions recorded moonquakes. The Moon was described as ringing like a bell during some of those quakes, specifically the shallow ones. This phrase was brought to popular attention in March 1970, in an article in Popular Science. When Apollo 12 deliberately crashed the Ascent Stage of its Lunar Module onto the Moons surface, it was claimed that the Moon rang like a bell for an hour, leading to arguments that it must be hollow like a bell. Lunar seismology experiments since then have shown that the lunar body has shallow moonquakes that act differently from quakes on Earth, due to differences in texture, type and density of the planetary strata, but there is no evidence of any large empty space inside the body. ๐ The fact that the Moon is less dense than the Earth is advanced as support for it to be hollow. The moons mean density is 3.3 g/cm3 whereas the Earths is 5.5 g/cm3. ๐ An astronaut has been quoted saying, We were told not to return to the moon. What do you think, could our Moon be a space station? ๐๐ฝ - @aliens.psychedelics on Instagram
- Ive been trying to keep my body in shape for daddy.... I want to be.... daddys little sex doll... The only affection my sissy body understands is being ravaged by a man and as such its my only real motivation. A sissy works to keep in shape because thats what daddy wants.
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- Basically what this sub is about.
- Trump meme templates always make crazy profits! This one is no different!
- And thats the truth ...
- I think this is supposed to be unironic but it fits perfectly here
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If this doesnโt get FACT CHECKED then his data must be true ๐๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ Hate Trump all you want just donโt support this idiot #americanarsenal #supportourtroops #supportmilitary #supportlawenforcement #2a #fitfam #america #freedom #veterans #apparel #military #guns #ammo #edc #trump2020 #hero #progun #thecompanythatgivesback #bemoreamerican - @american_arsenal on Instagram
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- Praise him!
Cheater. Fraud. Liar. Heartless. Getting rich while you lose your job, you lose your healthcare, you could even lose your life to a deadly pandemic he could have fought and didnโt. swingleft.org/makehimpay If you paid more than $750 in federal income taxes, you paid more than Donald Trump in 2016. Ultimately who pays for this? WE DO. He gets rich in office while you go bankrupt and get sick. We have to beat him this November. #voteblue2020 #votehimout #votehimout2020 #novemberiscoming #trumpcorruption #swingleft2020 - @swingleft on Instagram
- Are you really that stupid ?
Are you kidding?!! This just happen and time to throw out the guava paste in my house! Goya is one of the largest Latino food distributors and this?!! Goya is clearly out of line, especially with our people in cages!! Letโs collectively show how our money makes a statement. Shame on Goya! Moving on to competitors! โ๐ฝโ๐ฝ#boycottgoya #boycottgoyafoods - @latinasb2b on Instagram
- Thomas S. Monson
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- This has got to be satire, right?
- Mmmm thatโs good shit
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- Netflix just made the list
- Corona virus can be killed with a lot of alcohol so my dad should be just fine.
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- He knows its untrue
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- Oh frick! Oh god! Oh no!
- vote counting
- If she wasnt my daughter, perhaps Id be dating her. - a future president
- She: โWHAT ARE YOU DOING?โ
- [Image] Patton Oswalt, comedians make the best social commentary
- Nothing worse than being downed before the game begins
- I love rick rolling myself in different ways
- Its his finishing move
- B E G O N E T H O T
- Ifunny is such a cesspool.
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Thoughts? @alpha_leaders - @alpha_leaders on Instagram
#istandwithkavanaugh #poyb #uhuru #proudboys #merica๐บ๐ธ - @republicanragz on Instagram
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#MOTIVATIONMONDAY - @fitforeveryoung on Instagram
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- 5 years ago, Trump gave some advice to Bill Cosby about remaining silent.
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- To the haters...
- Feeling Overwhelmed
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- @oldmanrogers on Instagram
- 1 Meme
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- A Hero
- OBS Powerstroke
- FWD: YES WE HAVE TO UNITE TO MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!
- Please end me
- Violation of human rights
- Gamer Shirt Guy With Bernie Sanders Meme
- Voter Awareness 2
- John Lewis THE CONSCIENCE OF THE CONGRESS
- Such hypocrites
- Robert Kraft
- Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.
- Cry me a river
- One does not simply walk into Baghdad
- Its all Donald Trumps fault!!
โWhen you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to do something.โ Congressman John Lewis was only 17 years old when he found his voice and began his journey in activism. Never afraid to be on the front lines of the fight of advocating for racial justice and equality, Rep. Lewis spent his entire life walking in passion and purpose. An influential leader of the Civil Rights Movement born in the Jim Crow south, John Lewis left behind a legacy that inspires people of all ages to have the courage to fight and โpush throughโ for what they believe in. R.I.P. to an honorable legend. #GoodTrouble #congressmanjohnlewisJohnLewis #JohnLewis - @pushthroughorg on Instagram
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A bombshell report by the New York Times has exposed much of what Trump has been hiding by refusing to release his tax returns. But itโs still confusing and complicated. We broke down the key findings right here. โข Simplified by: @mitchell.rosenberg, @jenna_conwisar, & @nickberke โข โข #TrumpTaxes #PoliticsMadeSimple - @nowsimplified on Instagram
Hiccup ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น - @danielleeskinazicasting on Instagram
- joe biden meme
- Watch out
- This is actually a real tpusa meme.
- I hear you...
- At age 73, trump gave up his failing private griftitng and went into professional grifting the American people for four years
- Barack: literally out of office for 4 years. Nutcase ex-cop on my Facebook:
- Agree!
- I pray for such dates.
- Accessories
- The Mike Pence LP
- HATE WORK
- Double Dose
- The Truth
- You know, it is possible to hate fundamentalists and still support the mainstream, right? Because the other option is four more years of Trump.
- Random walk
- range
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@arkansas_392redknight the police petty af dissing that poor v6 like that but you gotta admit this is savage af๐๐๐๐ - @6.2_fatboy_the_savage on Instagram
- Curious, Really
- I guess free speech doesnt exist?
- Well get her next time
- A first.
- Not sure if this fits the sub, still funny though
- America
- FWD: SUSPICIOUS!!1!!!!1!1!
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I prob should have invited him racing. Next time! Dm for sponsorship. - @stickerboost on Instagram
- Fake news
- That Debate was idiotic
- Huh
- Creepy joe biden
- Lisa
Thank you, Mr. President! ๐๐ป๐๐ป #registertovote #vote2020 #BidenHarris2020 #obamaisstillmypresident - @tesschallis on Instagram
- Bible.(GOD)
- Makes sense
- Poor Gary.
- Arise Lord God and Save America
- Round and round we go
- Mitch McConnell
- They need a wall and they need to let Murica pay for it.
- Obama
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- Daddy issues
- DONALD AND MELANIA TRUMP
- A reminder..
- You know this to be true
- Dan Rather
Get to the polls and make America better and on its way to greatness for the FIRST TIME EVER. #lifteveryvoice - @nsjuneteenth on Instagram
- Plz, I wanna see
- REPUBLICAN GOP
- Thousands would have died from Covid if it werent for Trump
- History and the truth
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A reminder. Because there is no longer any reason to tolerate their ignorance or bigotry. We outnumber them by orders of magnitude. Vote and put them in the ash bin of history. The silent majority is not a thing. ๐๐ฅโโค๏ธ * * * @wefuckinghatedonaldtrump - @wefuckinghatedonaldtrump on Instagram
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It is very important to get out and Vote this election. Stop being brainwashed into believing or thinking that your vote does not matter. The same way you can get your friends together and hit the club is the same you can get your friends together to vote!!! It takes less than 10 minutes. We must vote to get this wannabe dictator and factual racist out of office!! LETโs TURN THE MAP BLUE! Go to www.becomeavoter.org to get more information on how to vote!! #voteblue2020 #vote #voteouttrump #yourvotematters #voteforchange #gettrumpout - @realdjpiedpiper on Instagram
- Obama and Biden
- Some say, possibly the most votes in history... (credit: The Daily Show FB account)
- Quotes to be strong
President @realdonaldtrump retweeted my book! ๐๐ฝ Are you kidding me!!! Get in from my store at DavidHarrisJr.store! Links in my bio too๐บ๐ธ๐ช๐ฝ #the #president #retweeted #my #book #are #you #kidding #me #thank #you #trump #2020 - @davidjharrisjr on Instagram
- Youre either for cavity searches, or for the terrorists.
- Liberal Humor
- Hes at it again
- Integrity project
- Dear Lindsey, Iโm voting Blue, against you
- Complete assholes
- I Hate Him So Much
My parents lived through an Argentine government that did this. They arrested protestors and many of them disappeared Which was a thin code for executed and dumped into the ocean. Now we find the language of a dictator in the mouth of our president. This man is bordering, teetering on the verge of full blown dictator. - @ignaciogenzon on Instagram
- I wasnโt prepared when I read the fine print
- Quit pretending that being forced to wear a mask to Walmart is Tyranny.
- AMERICAS SHAME!!
โขYess daddy ๐ฉ take me to the motherland ! โข โข โขFollow for more #memes #dankmemes #harambe #fnaf #rickharrison #dank #spongebob #filthyfrank #mermaidmanandbarnacleboy #instagood #instadaily #pepe #thuglife #savage #cringe #keemstar #idubbbz #minecraft #trump #youtube #funny #csgo #starbucks #usa #blacklivesmatter #fallout4 #lol #adamsandler #leafy - @innoutmemes on Instagram
- Donald Trump speaks truth
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- but he knew it was a pandemic before it became one
๐Shout out to our Keto fam! Tag a Keto lovinโ friend in the comments below. Link to order The Keto Box in bio! ๐ - @theketobox on Instagram
- Guess she didnโt get the memo...
- @politicalcomedy on Instagram
Batman isnt afraid of the heat! TAH patio hours this weekend; FR + SA - 3 to 12, SU - 2 to 8. Email info@thisainthollywood.ca to hold a table. - @this_aint_hollywood on Instagram
- @the_okayest_sergeant on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- Soooo quirky for liking muscle cars....
#trump #makeamericagreatagain #fuckjohnmccainandrickperry - @hawaiifortrump on Instagram
- Joe and Obama
- JOHNSON 2016
- and...Bernie sanders
- Yup the guy is so smart
- Body art photography
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- Just how my uncle showed me
- BILL GATES QUOTES On SUCCESS and Technology
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#america #usa #united #trump #trumpsupporters #whitehouse #followforfollowback #trump2020 #trumpwins #democrat #democrats #democratparty #miami #nfl #nba #google #republican #newyork #la #texas #army #navy #marines #airforce #life #world #iowa #california #florida #money - @americathebrave on Instagram
- Anti Capitalism
- If its war he wants..
- Theoretically, she had my heart stuck on replay-ay-ay-ay
- Liberals are mentally retarded
- Me_irl
- Screw Millennial Cars!
- WITCHER IS WITCHER
- Have you left no decency, America?
- Political Veiws
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- Did you know?
- Cuteeeee
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- Current affairs.
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- @steinypromoter101 on Instagram
- Motogp valentino rossi
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- @johnnyraincloud on Instagram
- Joe Biden checks in on the #BLEXIT meme...
- Making fun of rgb dying wish
#MotivationWedesdsy - @volkswagen_club_sd on Instagram
- memes
- AMERICA
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- dumbass republiKKKans
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- At a loss for words with this one.
Just imagine ๐ฒ๐ท๐ค #LetTheMusicPlay - @slipmatt on Instagram
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- Trump as Michael Scott feels too right
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MAGA...look at the Don...makin it happen! #trump #honda350x #maga - @utvkingdom on Instagram
- Cartoon Meme
- successful thoughts
- So provocative. Share if you dare.
- Merry Christmas to me
- Ah yes, sink each otherโs boats in a feat of ironic recklessness vs protesting against an unfair and bigoted system
- Entrepreneur quotes
- CBT For You. CBT For Me
SWIPE (1/3) ๐๐ฝ โ Ive heard the argument, why didnt Trump just CLEARLY SAY IT on the debate stage to shut everyone up? Its because hes said it so many damn times before. Wouldnt you get tired of having to defend yourself? โข A lot of us have to understand that it wouldnt have mattered if Trump said it 1,000 times during the debate. Just like it didnt matter the last 1,000 times hes disavowed and denounced these white supremecy groups. Whats sad is most on the left have probably never seen most, if not all, of these clips. โข (vc: @lonimarie) (orig: @americanaf) #trump #makeamericagreatagain #oregonians4trump #usa #trump2020 #AllLivesMatter #maga #kag #BlackLivesMatter #blm - @oregonians4trump on Instagram
- Elects non-politician, starts a war.
- Trump bad
- Vote Trump
- As an athiest I can agree with this
- This November
- Dinosaurs
- TRUMP 2024 make snowflakes cry!!!
- Inspirational Movie Quotes
- Class!
- F**k Trump
- @zackkasa on Instagram
- yall Im so triggered by the Constitution
- Donald Trump & Family
- Real reason for no WW3 in (2020BC)
- Obama The Funeral Lowlife!
- Get Rekted Trump
- 0 Trump the Bitches
- Artist
- Spooky scary skeletons will lead the revolution
- Hilary Clinton jokes
- Killing 200k people to die in order to own the libs
- Over quotes
- BIDEN
- mopar
๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธAMERICA, LOVE IT, LIVE IT, FIGHT and DIE FOR IT and the GREAT ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธor GET OUT!! If ya hate it so much HERE, We can gladly drop you in a 3rd WORLD HOT SPOT,, aka Iraq, Afghanistan, or some other Dreamy place!! Its down to Patriots vs Non-Patriots NO JUSTICE for COPS,,NO PEACE!๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ - @bishop.brad1978 on Instagram
