- When you are about that pornstar life but also need to park handicapped.
- Lois Im fat and Im stupid and I fart at times that ruin my father-in-laws social occasions which is why Im never invited to them.
- Welcome to Michigan.
- “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”
- The face you make when the world is working against you
- Put it in H
- This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
- “My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.” “Okay Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?” “I don’t know.”
- Better turn on the ol’ Wiggum charm
- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Randomly spotting fire fighters out on call... see comment.
- Every muscle in my bodys getting a workout... especially my big fat mouth
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- Were going out, Marge! If we dont come back, avenge our deaths!
- Simpson, the American people have never tolerated incompetence in their public officials.
- Tokyo Gigapixel Panorama Challenge: Find This Person
- Is this you? If it is, dont dial 911. Simply dial... 636-555-3472.
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- High leather boots
- Ow! My eye! Im not supposed to get pudding in it!
- WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
- Your current location? Oh. Uh, Im a-- Im on a road. Looks to be asphalt. Um, aw, geez. Trees, shrubs. Im directly under the Earths sun ... now.
- This leash demeans us both
- I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States but they just cant get the spices right.
- I told you I aint a bear! Rawr Rawr Rawr, no one understands you, she-bear!
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- ocean’s eight
- No, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing.
- Living next to the commuter tracks.
- Happy 420!
- Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
- Tram Stop outside the University engineering building
- Tram station near the university dorms
- “Wait - did you know that theres a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?”
- Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor. No I’m not, no I’m not. I’m, um.. dusting for prints.
- You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir.
- Gahhhhhh. Oh, hello, Mater! Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, who could have known youd pull through and live for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!
- “You are... IN GRAVE DANGER!”
- Fine! But the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
- Remember...YOU COULDNT FOOL YOUR MOTHER ON THE FOOLINGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAD AN ELECTRIFIED FOOLING MACHINE.
- Did you just call me a liar?
- Disco Stu does not advertise.
- I dont want to live anymore!
- Bart tests Homer’s strength
- That time Quagmire punched Cleveland so hard he knocked his mustache off.
- inside my friends car this morning..... nope
- “Did you get the job? Nah, they wanted someone good. Story of my life.”
- Uh, lets see...Ill have...one...uh...
- ♪ You dont wind friends with salad ♪
- “I did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.” “With the money you would have made working, you could’ve bought tickets from a scalper.”
- Hey, Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973 and its only good in Rhode Island. And its signed by you.
- I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Ohh, baby.
- Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud. Marge, every second you spend with this man... he is crushing your fragile spirit.
- Truth from Bobs Burgers
- I love the subtleties in the Sims 4 facial expressions 😭 these were taken on her first date with her now husband!
- FOUND THE VENDETTA FLOPPER IN PARADOX CASH CUP
- We asked for new parks...not jurassic park
- Aw geez, theres always a line!
- ♪ Get your velvety smooth Brazilian wax ♪
- Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy Families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. Its a market we could do without.
- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
- CC is fun. (Yes he was naked)
- Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot, even hidden in your groceries.
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- “Just because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand.”
- All is well... All is well... TURN TAPE OVER!
- You gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag - We lost four more men on this expedition.
- But Officer I Didnt See any Stop sign
- Me tomorrow with my entire safe
- Let’s not forget the most important character guy incognito
- My favourite Bart line of all time
- Its true. I read it on a placemat at a restaurant.
- Folks, this is your captain speaking. Our non-stop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook.
- So my sim died. This evil man runs up and starts laughing in her face. Sometimes this game is just so dark.
- Mom. Dad. I missed you.
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down, but I do have other appointments.
- See, this is why I dont talk much.
- not a story the jedi would tell you...
- Of course everything looks bad if you remember it
- Hey, Surly Only Looks Out For One Guy...Surly!
- How can Ace be One and Eleven? What kind of God would allow that?!
- 4 gunslingers and 1 Dwarf who’s just kinda there Meme Template
- I thought I’d chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that’s what I thought. How difficult can it be? Im sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.
- Blast! I took Mothers makeup kit by mistake.
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- When your sister has more luck with girls than you and all you can do is watch awkwardly
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- Forget about the badge! When do we get the freaking guns!?
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
Was pursued by a massive dust storm caused by a monsoon near the Grand Canyon on my way into LA a few days ago. I managed to stop and take a few photos... - @magnusjackson on Instagram
- How To Get Technical With Naming Roads
- For some reason, in Cape Feare (S5E2), whenever Homer gets Sideshow Bob’s first letter there is a mouse listening in.
- The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
- Who’s the better looking character and who’s the one with the better personality? I gotta prove a point to someone.
- I SENTENCE YOU TO KISS MY ASS!
- HEY MR SMITHERS!
- If a cow ever got the chance, he would eat you and everyone you care about!
- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining. Furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
- “Hi-dilly-ho! Welcome to to your new home neglect-a-renos!”
- Ladies and gentlemen, the unthinkable has happened. Some sick, twisted individual has stolen every teachers edition in this school.
- This is Wiggum, reporting a 3-18! Waking a police officer!
- “Ha Ha” “Hey, Nelson. Hes really hurt. I think he broke his leg.“ “I said: Ha Ha.”
- My elderly sims dog went clubbing with her.
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- Today in townie fashion...
- Mmm, I cant wait to eat that monkey!
- Duh Homer why are we down here? I told you Bernie to guard the bee!
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- Heres the keys “Elephants dont have keys.” “Ill just keep these, then.”
- A MOOD
- A turkey is a bad person
- Charmed. uh.. a-googly-doogily
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- Marge Simpson
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies.
- All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think ill order a Tab.
- This is the bride..
- You Gotta Start Selling This For More Than A Dollar A Bag. We Lost Four More Men On This Expedition.
- Simpsons frases
- Hello, Mr. Thompson
- Morena be like: El peje es bueno, el peje es bello. No hay voluntad, olvidate de ello.
- Now, normally, the birth of Siamese twins is a joyous occasion...
- Relax, Homer. At Globex, we dont believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didnt even give you my coat.
- Don Homer, I have baked a speciale donut just for you!
- ‘How frightfully rude! I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye!’
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- cum cannon spy
- Hey Lenny, sending some outgoing mail?
- Thats the same thing, you just replaced Dees with Doos.
- Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
- One of my favorite screenshots ever... I love this game.
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- it’s certainly a look
- confused yeah me too
- Marge: When I married you, I knew we wouldnt live in luxury, but... Homer: And I kept that vow.
- Just got hit by a drunk driver that fled the scene. Awesome. Just awesome.
- But surely you cant put a price on your familys lives. I wouldnt have thought so either, but here we are.
- My gorgeous sim 😍
- Damn those sideburns
- Never Forget
- When you cant choose which occult to be, be them all!
- On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
- Moe, I havent seen the place this crowded since the government cracked down on you for excepting food stamps.
- Dude, karma...kar-ma
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- Apparently the Simpsons predicted the iPod on 1996 (S8E5)
- As soon as Zed get here the party will begin
- For the first time in my life, people werent laughing at me, they were laughing towards me.
- Please god, someone tell me what is happening.
- Words of wisdom from Lenny.
- Shell go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
- My Sim was so great at acting he won three Starlight Accolate in the same night lol
- You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moron-ally.
- Dont bother calling 911 anymore. Heres the real number.
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- Thats ridiculous! The last tree held nine drums
- This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.
- This was a great idea
- BRUNCH: Its not quite breakfast, its not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You dont get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal!
- Listen up, guys. The Springfield Police have told me that 91 % of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.
- Spare me your euphemisms! Its fat camp for Daddys chubby little secret!
- I remember asking my parents why the parents in this scene cheered after the kids went to camp
- Accurate depiction of what it *actually* feels like to pick up a cat.
- Base game is really something else
- Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless.
- Excellent Zutroy!
- We believe Burns still has that bill hidden somewhere in his house. But all weve ascertained from the satellite photos is that its not on the roof.
- After Six Months of Lurking in this Subreddit, Ive Made the Following Observation...
- Don’t forget the smell!
- Its time to kick some back!
- A+? You dont think much of me, do you, boy? No, sir. You know, a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
- Miley being Miley.
- Somehow my prisoners are escaping
- DONT YOU HATE PANTS?!?
- Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- When you find someone with the exact same outfit as you.
- What a crappy candle
- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.
- Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.
- This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.
- This is how you trap a sim in simcity
- Have you noticed any change in Bart? New glasses? No. He looks like something might be disturbing him. Probably misses his old glasses.
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- But you rang my--
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- Definitely something fishy going on here...
- Battus, scourge of low health spies
- Oh, I cant take his money. I cant print my own money. I have to work for money. Why dont I just lie down and die?
- Comics and Cartoons
- Hot stuff, coming through
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- Who the devil are you?
- Tell you what. We come back and everyone is slaughtered, I owe you a coke.
- HEY, MR. SMITHERS!
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- Taking the soviet citizens to the factories
- Dunns Transmission, downtown location!
- Youre laughing. Someone is on fire and youre laughing.
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- So...My sim got invited to a townie’s birthday in the middle of nowhere and he was the only guest...
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Its all over people! We dont have a prayer AHHHHHhhh
- What about Krustys partially gelatanated non dairy gum based beverages
- Uh, what?! I though time didnt pass in Granite Falls... How can I learn parenting there? What will happen?
- This state is such a joke
- Mascot welcoming tourists with the middle finger (is it?)
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
- Jokes on them! I WANTED to get demoted 3 levels!
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel...
- Not the elephants!
- One big sim vs. one little kitty.
- Pigs tend to chew. Id say he eats more like a duck.
- [S04E08] Tis no man. Tis a remorseless eatin machine!
- Where are you off to, sweetie? Are you gonna go see 3 movies in a row so it seems like youre out doing something?
- Today on CSI:Cities Skylines.... Or Detailing a crime scene in a city builder is rather fun.
- Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: You gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween! Before!
- All opposed? Me. Who keeps saying that? It was him, lets get him fellas.
- I dont even want to know what this uneducated child did tot end up in Prison.
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- Vintage glamour featuring Marilyn Monroe
- What’s your name son?
- For real? 🙄
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- Paparazzo, get away from the baby! (and how the hell did she get in here?! O.o )
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- New law: We dont allow pink fanny packs above ground.
- Im pissed and yet suprised at the same time. This is the first legacy that I took seriously, and SHE DIES OF A METEOR STRIKE. GREAT. (now i have to start all over again with a different sim huhuhuhuhu)
- So my wicked witch sims boyfriend kicked her out of his house at 3 am...
- Seconds before non-existent danger
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- CITY
- My mouse begs to differ
- Man these townies are something else
- Lets not sit at our table and order food! Lets convene around the garbage can out back and talk to strangers! Then lets complain about the wait!
- Resurrection of Jesus (33 AD)
- Mr. Llama is going on a holiday. (Via u/C4io99 on the mobile sub)
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- An interesting landing
- I guess you could call that organic
- @mizatransporte1815 on Instagram
- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- he vibe
- I guess beauty is subjective?
- Hey EA? Thanks for the new makeup. Looks great on my randomly generated townies.
- It started off good...
- This is what happens after the bus strike
- I really hope they have a plan for this
- A slice of urban real life in my country: more people than accessible mass transportation (or why that ferry-bus building is inefficient).
- You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste.
- This can’t be right. This man has a 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank!
- The Grim Reaper showed up at the gym. Nobody died; Death just wanted to get ripped.
- Todays News Story: Farmers attempt making bacon, fire dept had to step in.
- The best parking job ever... of all time...
- Filling in the middle between the conveyors as an equipment and good storage in our mine detail build.
- Game-generated vampires crack me up sometimes
- When your mom/grandma just died so you hang out in the bathroom eating salad.
- Admiring how the creepy walkers in brindleton bay bought themselves some outerwear too
- Hey, this TVs not broken, its just unplugged!
- Who would have thought two swing sets would be so popular?
- Yeah, Me too!
- I dont even know how I got centaur CC in my game but this made me laugh
- The other mode takes place in Stonewood
- Does anyone know what causes this?
- parents comforting their children in TS2 is the sweetest
- Apparently the Star Wars alien costumes are already leaking into normal gameplay
- Shared Big News and he immediately turned and full sprinted away. Not a promising start.
- Sir, youll have to wait for a couple of seconds
- My teen was arrested while trying to prank the school
- I wasnt aware Taxis were this bugged. Any advice how to prevent in street waiting? Other than obviously removing taxi depots. Thanks
- So I clicked on Terry Chapman and this is where he is. He must have been so frustrated about the dead person next door
- Adults being kids3
- Texting while driving, are we?
- Ready To Wear, Ltd., makes edible underwear... Im sure of it.
- The next Home Alone movie is being filmed in my city
- I... really cant explain this. The Grim Reaper autonomously proposed to my serial killer sim
- The hearse driver said the last chirp.
- Its okay kids, hes just sleeping....
- Deaths sweet embrace
- A classic look
- Do parks only ticket people entering through the main gates?
- Well, shes got her priorities straight
- The houses right next to a clinic are the sickest in the city.
- A pimp is a pimp for life.
- Some things just seem out of place in Midnight Hollow...
- This game has fantastic unintentional irony
- Ummm Bob?... you arent helping.
- My sim didnt know where to put his grandson so he took him to work with him
- The United States drops the Fat Man on Nagasaki to end World War II, 1945 (Colorized)
- Did anyone noticed how there are cop cars roaming the streets of Del Sol Valley?
