- These fucking random texts. Am I the only one who gets these??
- When you want to get down but also want to stay true to the faith
- Hold up
- Oh god Austin no
- Stuff like this
- I was really into sonic...
- Roast jokes
- Peak Neckbearding
- Pay ME for exposure
- Dating texts
- A Nice Guy and His Quotes.
- Not sure if this counts but my friend shared this
- *gamer noises*
- Harry potter cat
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- This ad looks like a severe storm warning.
- My friend just up and had a stroke
- Not a 57 year old man from Kazakhstan, eh?
- Blursed notice
- dumb people
- “The ideal woman”
- where is my fucking food?
Ye ye ye haha brrr - @chvzakii on Instagram
- Hun tries to barter her products for professional lash extensions. Fails miserably.
- siri talk
- Palaces ig does it again..
- Of course it would be that way 🙄
- thats why
- Too easy
Follow my main poetry acc @lovely_writerzz - @007_wtites on Instagram
- At least he didnt talk about her bazoomas.
- Background images for editing
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- Why?? Just one notification would be enough.
- Im very open about being into girls and yet....
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- Takes one to know one
- Funny text fails
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- Im done
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- miscallaneous
- Insults me because he cant debate. Gets roasted.
- They send these messages like this so you cant block them. If Im actually an idiot and this isnt a scam tell me and Ill remove it but still.
- Made her magnetic
- Puppy love,I guess.
- Idk why I’m posting this it might not even work
- Met her on Tinder. A bunch of spams later while I’m at work and I open up to this
- Ummm
- Light images
- this guy i went to high school with complaining about a GTA Online gang hes in, hes 17...
- me bones r spicy
- end game😳
- Ooof
- Only allows you to select one when half of the adds on the app are irrelevant and show up so often.
- @deardreamofficial on Instagram
- Hmmmmmmmm
- Text jokes
- Excuse me wtf
- Comedic Pins
- Another day, another “savage” meme.
- “Not trying to be a creep but...”
- Yes na Yes 👊
Peer tenre lacc attuco 😸 - @n4yepnn on Instagram
- My sisters friend doesnt need pepper spray to protect herself.
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- Hugs and love to anyone going through this
- How to stop spam. A tutorial.
- Maybe I’m the creepy one? 🤔🤔🤔
- Good Sport
- LOL.. There will be no funeral.
- another one my mother shared
- Matched with an American on tinder. Gave me a chuckle this
- 🚰
- Dick’s Sporting Goods Customer Service - Great Indeed!
- Secret lang dapat :)
- Searyos
- Yeah.. Cause I can read that...
- Look at this italian! So professional!
- *eyes widen in a bit of surprise*
- love ❤ texts 📩 mood 😜
- Found on my schools’s knitting club instagram
- me_irl
- Brand new currency
- Why would you say that
- A DIWhy request
- Red as blood one might say
- Ui Ux Design
- Wrong number!
- Me_irl
- This makes no sense if you ask me
- Remember when Jax escaped? Old but good.
- Piece of shit farcebook messenger refusing to send an 8 second, 90 kb video.
- We’re sorry that the currency exists
- Rajas has some interesting things to say
- It can kinda take the piss though
- Autocorrect is really pushing me to make errors. It wont stop popping up.
- So I’ve received hate mail for being involved in ganks, but I’ve never been sent hate for being honourable before xD Thoughts on this?
- “You’re a foreskin eater who only laughs when the toaster goes off.”
- This is not sexual harassment
- I worked in a call center for a company that was famous a few years back for their phones having “explosive” issues and being recalled. I helped a customer exchange their phone and this was the email he sent me when it was finally over. I read it when I have a bad day at work.
- EVERYBODY SHOULD BE YELLING
- found on an educational article about sharks of all things
- Life of a lazy programmer.
- hmmm
- Fred get my purse!
- Christians being afraid of being fat? Why? Its not like gluttony is a sin!
- Astrology - Pisces
- Blursed inspiration
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- Iam not so good in German but this douchebag...
Simptober 2020 has officially begun •@ your crew (via @jokach) - @chicks on Instagram
- Why do People like this still play the game
- Dear god absolutely not, I dont even have the confidence to ring the bloody doctors
- [Request] Someone that make this for devices that do not support 3D Touch, please.
- My dad was selling our washing machine and dryer
- oOF
- Blursed_login
- Posted by a friend on snap. Thought it belonged here
- I have a class this semester called Math and Science pedagogy. The first half was math and I struggled, but persevered. It feels great being acknowledge by a professor who knew I was struggling, but tried my best to pass her part! Hopefully one day, I can encourage my students like this!!
- Not adding the word VACATION on the front page and making it seem like people are dying in their sleep
- Sorry if this doesn’t belong but this is how I respond to women vs. other women now
- FeelsGoodMan :D
- Dandelion caused this
- :D :D
- I’ll take both
😸 - @shreyabaghelo123 on Instagram
- Those dang millennials and their selfies!
- Closest friendship there is...
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- “You have received a message from”- oh piss off, and why is there a confirm password?!
- Hello!
- Ugh
- The machines are learning (via @bzamayo on twitter).
- Me_irl
- You are now...
- Half an hour of research, that should do it!
- This guy is the laughingstock of Long Island for hitting on middle school girls at age 18 and being racist.
- Yeah, because that’s the kind of message you want to receive from a stranger when you’ve had a rough day. 🙃
- He didnt rob anyone, he just brandished a weapon while asking for money. Simple misunderstanding.
- Uhh what?
- Where’s the funny chief?
- Lol
- Wait what???
- Racist
- And here I was just wanting to talk about bear fights
- When people just post news on FB just because of the title and dont even bother to read the story.
- Hes teaching them to be tough uhh
- If you dont speak English , then you cant read this
- As someone who works with and is passionate about video games - I get this a lot. This one was on a 3yo photo of my arcade cabinets.
- Challenges
- He might need to work a little on his comebacks
- @x.x_erza_or_diane_x.x on Instagram
- A girl I know posted this in her IG story...
Putting plans in motion. Learn up! This might bring a different perspective for some. 🙏🏾 - @ibbynjoya on Instagram
- just a theory
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- OMG 💖💜💝💕🍇💖
- hmmm
- This guy just got married last year and has been with his partner for over 5 years. He used to chat me (& I’m sure others) up on FB & IG and pry into my relationships in the past and I started distancing myself and our convos for the past year & a half. He posts a lot of things like this on IG.
- Idk if this is good, but its all i have. Amino is fricking weird
- Going though Snapchat, scam ad pops up and requests your location every time you see it.
- Mohammed
- Heartbroken
- Rip
- what the fuck
- Buzzfeed quizzes love
- Something motivational for SIMPs.
- Two creeps in under 24 hours. Lucky me. 🙄
- Funny texts pregnant
- Wishing the death of your kids after loosing a match
- I’m still trying to understand this
- Lmao this i feel bad for the guy
- My uncle, as dumb as one can get
- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm adultery
- Your environment can carry you further than your willpower. Let’s make sure we are 100% committed.
- GOD♡♡♡♡♡
- Guess what type of content was on his profile - This was sent to me after I posted an image of myself with a caption that included my age(15). He knew exactly what he wanted.
- How about NO to MONAT
- Not really cringe, yes really sad.
- This is the military I remember
- Weird flex but okay
- Oh hey, it worked
- Cursed_friend
- Autocorrect Fails...
- You ever gotta teach a grown man the difference between sexual harassment and compliments?
- PANIK
- 2askingforalift4yesplease
- drama funny
- Found this online (hopefully not a repost) and it made me very happy
- It upsets me that I have to hide these rapists identity. But I told one guy how Im not interested and then while at work he made a group chat with his friends telling me in great detail how they are going to gang rape me to death.
- Is this like when people say they hate drama
- Computer shortcuts
- *ASCENDED*
- When /r/indianpeoplefacebook leaks into LinkedIn
- I am also day one player who has never spoofed or used any kind of app to help me play this game. My question is should I be worried that after the seven day strike one I will get a strike two out of nowhere or with the strike to have happened by now?
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- A friend of mine got this on insta
- Funny new years memes
- You broke me quotes
😑 - @its_riz_e9 on Instagram
- Pokis tired of it...
- Forget autism, vaccines cause terrorism!
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- Someones desperate...
- just smiling☻
- And thats why you stay in school
- I like cars more than chocolate and flowers. Im so QuIrKy
- They dont seem to understand the difference between names of tribes, people, objects, and racial slurs.
- thanks for the tip
Ummm...... - @riq.uis on Instagram
- Really funny texts
- hard life quotes
- Funny kid fails
- 2meirl4meirl
- Chemistry
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- Just let people be who they want to be
- Life hack for you folks
- Happy Sunday
- Does this count? I think this counts.
- I hate people
- You need two cars and a house, but I’m flexible.
- What did I just walk into?
- Part of not being a very motivated seller is that eventually you start only getting hits from interesting people...
- My grandfather sent this to my sibling
- Hmmmm
- The libs keep calling me racist when I say racist things 😡😡😡
- Everyone you met has an opinion on you
- Nice try
- Classic nice guy lmao
- Auxiliary verbs
- Idk if this has been posted before
- Join us
- I just wanted to watch a damn movie
- I try and make a joke but it backfires big time lol
- Oh Im so educated and smart...
- so i was playing a custom rpg generator and this happened
- My bio says I think dogs should vote. Was not expecting this as an opening message
- Wait I thought the right was against cancel culture
- i just emailed the author of the art that is diary of a farting creeper
- Cursed_Hanging
- 2meirl4meirl
- This awful scam.
- True hacker
- Wholesome Grindr
- If thats the rule, have fun talking to yourself. If youre waiting on someone you like to talk to you first, it wont happen. Nut up and do it yourself. Act, dont react.
- You fool.
- Funny texts to parents
- Secure...
- Honestly i might delete Instagram just bc of these
- McBreakup
- I thought it only happened in theoretical memes
- Ha ha funny text
- I have a feeling i know this is
- Your sexy
- Put on the spot....and won.
- I don’t even need to explain.
- Awwwww my vewy specific and high expectations arent being perfectwy met :’(((((((
- Apple telling me this AFTER I buy the movie
- Computer Won’t Turn On...
- me👪irl
- Blursed texts
- Just Funny!
- A good deal on cions!
Thankyou @bee4theclout For Sending the Def of Clout @dallasglobaltv x @beezytvdigital Be Capping acting like they dont want it! - @bigd_themogul on Instagram
- OC Im very proud of this one.
- Funny Board Conversation
- Relatable quotes
- Pubic lice... Hardcore vegan... Weve strayed far-far away from God...
- Here is a few tips for you guys on how to get nudes from someone you may match with. Happy Tindering kids 🇮🇳
- funny texts
- My blood pressure shot up while reading this
- My friend kept telling me to get Tik Tok so I acted like I finally got it
- On a post about a woman receiving an abortion
- These posts...
- Wasnt it the right decision ?
- a true bro.
- lol text
- I thought you couldn’t download love
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- 😬
- @dsxtuning on Instagram
- That’s....not really an option. If you can’t host, you can’t host.
On that note😁 - @shaheenaggarwal on Instagram
#customer review🤘🏻 - @badhao_likes_views on Instagram
- Snapchat template
- Gadanie
- @omoakinolablog on Instagram
- How to roast someone:
- Update: Same girl I posted last time is now taking dating applications.
- Our research indicates that this is a great deal due to the re-useability potential
- My friend got this reaction on their instagram story.
- Perfection 👌
- 🌿🌵
- Don’t borrow supplies.
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- Some Godd*mn Sanity on the Use of O*esity. Godd*mn.
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