- No, instagram, i don’t want to see mccreamy’s first story
- Siri is autistic
Let Go Of Worry…
- Thanks DPD. Very useful.
- Hold up just a second there buster
- My out-of-state slut is planning a family trip to he beach. He doesnt know its so I can breed her
- Funny Board Conversation
lo quiera yo
- Why?? Just one notification would be enough.
My baby is 1st word
- “The ideal woman”
drake the typa person
- Every month i get an email about how i have money in my account like dont you think i dont know that
I swear guys I need more people to LISTEN PLEASSSEEEE 🙏🙏
- This was also screenshotted twice before posted to Facebook. So edgy
- Idk if this has been posted before
- My sisters friend doesnt need pepper spray to protect herself.
Real
Happy Friday !
- Tinder lines
😭
- Heartbroken
- me irl
30 Times Cats Cracked Us Up | Memes, Funny, I love my girlfriend
- Posted by a friend on snap. Thought it belonged here
- Half an hour of research, that should do it!
- The results of this poll in our community Facebook page.
- Not a 57 year old man from Kazakhstan, eh?
- TIL Dana White is in a jazz band (story in the comments)
- This chick is nuttier than a squirrel turd
- Wishing the death of your kids after loosing a match
- Im crying and shaking. Ive been having an awful week and this asshole just chooses to say this. (Trigger warning: molestation)
- hmmm
- If thats the rule, have fun talking to yourself. If youre waiting on someone you like to talk to you first, it wont happen. Nut up and do it yourself. Act, dont react.
- Not adding the word VACATION on the front page and making it seem like people are dying in their sleep
- Imagine being comfortable with talking like this on social media.
- He might need to work a little on his comebacks
- Join us
- Blursed texts
- Ivory Coast based scam going around guys, Im sure many of us here arent susceptible to it, but we all know someone who may be! Be safe, especially now
- My anniversary is today and Im away for work. Wife sent me this.
- McBreakup
- I was really into sonic...
- And thats why you stay in school
- end game😳
- You are now...
- Giving away wins did not work as planned
- The people who text these...
- what the fuck
- Life of a lazy programmer.
- My email is taken in an app I never downloaded before
- Blursed ISO
- On pinterest of all places
- No reasons given, 2 were actual men...
- me_irl
- Receiving a notification just to be told that nothing has happened.
- Whether its legal or not what do you guys pay? Im hearing from so many people from outside of my state that anything above $25 an eight is outrageous. I remember when it used to be 50 and eight around here.
- “You’re a foreskin eater who only laughs when the toaster goes off.”
My darling R, ⠀ A love note to you. ⠀ I laughed out aloud on reading this. ⠀ I was not feeling ‘it’ before I started this dance, whatever ‘it’ is. ⠀ But I have a rule- I film only once- no retakes- and it was what it was. ⠀ Once I did the dance, I felt good and did my workout. ⠀ Do you know an Instagram story is only 15 seconds long? And a day has 86,400 seconds. That’s 0.02% of any given day. ⠀ While I am grateful for Instagram to have met you and many other strong beautiful people, Instagram is NOT the whole reality. ⠀ For instance- ⠀ Instagram didn’t show you- ⠀ My yelling right before this. ⠀ It didn’t show you the fatigue I was feeling inside. ⠀ It didn’t show you the burst of pride I felt at still having shown up. ⠀ It didn’t show the hobbling legs on which I made dinner after. ⠀ It didn’t convey the stench from the dirty dishes piled up the whole day. ⠀ The point is- Instagram shows only snippets of someone’s life and don’t you dare judge yourself based on those 15 seconds. ⠀ It’s true that while connections over social media help us, but we must always remember that it is still the ‘best’ moments of anyone’s day. ⠀ I want you to remember this the next time you judge your incredible miracle of a body which has given you a beautiful angel. Can you promise to do that please? ⠀ I have been exercising regularly for three years now and have changed my eating habits almost 180 degrees. ⠀ It’s only in the last few months have I felt a marked difference in how I feel. Not even last year I felt this. ⠀ I am not saying you will need to wait 3 years but give it time. Your body is doing the best it can. The mind will match up too. ⠀ And yes, keep working at those eating habits. The better you fuel yourself, the more energy you will have. And again, boring as it is- IT. TAKES. TIME. ⠀ But I give it in writing- you are on the right track and are already on your way. Are you not feeling better than you were 6 months ago? ⠀ If you took breaks, that’s okay. Just keep at it. ⠀ You are doing so well. ⠀ Believe in yourself my darling. ⠀ I believe in you. ⠀ Love, Keerti ⠀ PS- swipe left to see the dance in question. - @indianfitmom on Instagram
- i met this kid o n c e, this is the second time this week he’s asked for “pics.”
- Hugs and love to anyone going through this
- That a**hole appliance had it coming
- Nice try
- You ever gotta teach a grown man the difference between sexual harassment and compliments?
- Met her on Tinder. A bunch of spams later while I’m at work and I open up to this
- This fucking post, front paging, on three subreddits.
- Myself and 17 other random people all got group spammed together
- Android design
- funny texts
- Iam not so good in German but this douchebag...
- Im very open about being into girls and yet....
- My names not even Karen.
- Not quite the answer I was expecting...
- Her profile said life sucks, go big or go home
- Is this like when people say they hate drama
- Replies about how they hate the term overweight. Do they actually not know what overweight means? It was dozens of people asking over *what* weight? Is it not commonly known that its a calculation? It was almost like they think its a doctors opinion.
- My mother trying to justify why its ok to speculate that Doctors/Nurses are stealing PPE.
- The thumbs up on facebooks messenger app is obnoxiously large
- To see replies of comments on Instagram you have to click view previous replies and it shows 3 of the most recent. You have to hit it 23 times in this situation to see all replies. Usually the most liked comments are on top
- My friend fell into the trap
- Hey! Just a friendly reminder that you havent given us any money yet
- Hes teaching them to be tough uhh
- Fair enough
- A random person texting you is not a police issue
Interested blogger can dm to collaborate with brand or anyone interested to be an influencer ..! Or want to be updated for events and amazing offers 😍😍..!!! - @collab_duniya on Instagram
- A DIWhy request
- I worked in a call center for a company that was famous a few years back for their phones having “explosive” issues and being recalled. I helped a customer exchange their phone and this was the email he sent me when it was finally over. I read it when I have a bad day at work.
- I hope that Matt is ok...
- hard life quotes
- I thought it only happened in theoretical memes
- Weird flex but okay
- @omoakinolablog on Instagram
- Autocorrect is really pushing me to make errors. It wont stop popping up.
- ...ok
- Sorry if this doesn’t belong but this is how I respond to women vs. other women now
- Type
- I just wanted to watch a damn movie
- Your sexy
- Me_irl
- Ummm
- You broke me quotes
- Secure...
- the edge...
- Wholesome Grindr
- Just let people be who they want to be
- Tell me whisper isn’t a cesspool of horny men
- i just emailed the author of the art that is diary of a farting creeper
- @gangsters_united_kerala__ on Instagram
- As seen on Instagram.
- We have more people than Italy and China
- Then howd he respond?
- I really should start taking this app more seriously
- You couldnt expect anything more from a MLM hun-bot.
- Bad at titles
- Fred get my purse!
- True hacker
- where is my fucking food?
- Apple telling me this AFTER I buy the movie
- This shit actually worked
- Isso que é visão de mercado
- 2meirl4meirl
- Joys of being a DoorDasher?
- Everyone you met has an opinion on you
- Ooof
- This was when there was some big deal about a lot of smokeless tobacco getting recalled for having metal shavings in it.
- I like cars more than chocolate and flowers. Im so QuIrKy
- I have a class this semester called Math and Science pedagogy. The first half was math and I struggled, but persevered. It feels great being acknowledge by a professor who knew I was struggling, but tried my best to pass her part! Hopefully one day, I can encourage my students like this!!
- The answer is in its toes
- All marvel movies
- Two creeps in under 24 hours. Lucky me. 🙄
- Dear god absolutely not, I dont even have the confidence to ring the bloody doctors
- Seen this on my timeline, it’s time to delete this person, an ex-coworker
- Just Funny!
- Life hack for you folks
- It upsets me that I have to hide these rapists identity. But I told one guy how Im not interested and then while at work he made a group chat with his friends telling me in great detail how they are going to gang rape me to death.
- You asked and you shall receive.
- These fucking random texts. Am I the only one who gets these??
- I- I thought he was normal with social issues
- Oh Im so educated and smart...
Like/Shear/Smile😂🔥 @memekhayega Drop you love in the comment if you love it : Credit = Tag your friends @memekhayega . . . Keep following us for low stress level ❤love you gyus @memekhayega . @memekhayega #memekhayega - @memekhayega on Instagram
- Your environment can carry you further than your willpower. Let’s make sure we are 100% committed.
- I swing both ways OwO
- Hello!
- I’m lost for words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm adultery
- My friend just up and had a stroke
- Wait what???
- I’m trying to find the right subreddit to post this at I hope this is good enough- I saw a lot of people commenting last time I posted that it would be funny if I was swedish, well I am so😎
- Honestly i might delete Instagram just bc of these
- The machines are learning (via @bzamayo on twitter).
- When you want to get down but also want to stay true to the faith
- OC Im very proud of this one.
- *weird demonic language*
- And here I was just wanting to talk about bear fights
- An interesting title my ass
- What did I just walk into?
- FeelsGoodMan :D
- Going though Snapchat, scam ad pops up and requests your location every time you see it.
- Wait I thought the right was against cancel culture
- My dad was selling our washing machine and dryer
- Palaces ig does it again..
- On a video of a single dad,they always here
- Blursed_texting
- I am also day one player who has never spoofed or used any kind of app to help me play this game. My question is should I be worried that after the seven day strike one I will get a strike two out of nowhere or with the strike to have happened by now?
- Someones desperate...
- Why do People like this still play the game
- Excuse me wtf
- 2meirl4meirl
- I hope duolingo is still a thing
- Maybe I’m the creepy one? 🤔🤔🤔
- @dsxtuning on Instagram
- me_irl
- I have never felt so threatened
- This happened after I told someone I was asexual wtf is wrong with people
- At least he asked nicely... maybe?
- A follow up since people said it was a joke and I believed them until this
- So I posted the picture below the black line to r/boneappletea because the person were trying to say the word restaurant but ended up writing restraint. Then my post got removed for breaking the no identifying information rule. Although, I have (as you can see) covered everything I should cover.
- The shit i gotta deal with smh
- They send these messages like this so you cant block them. If Im actually an idiot and this isnt a scam tell me and Ill remove it but still.
- If you dont speak English , then you cant read this
- Searyos
- In case youre wondering how to win a mans heart
- Uhh what?
- On a post about a woman receiving an abortion
- That’s literally exactly what you told me to replay with
- When people just post news on FB just because of the title and dont even bother to read the story.
- I actually thought this was satire and started laughing, but boy was I wrong.
- How about NO to MONAT
- I trusted him when I told him my mom miscarried we get into a argument and he says this
- I know we’re going through Covid and all but..I have a feeling this guy was trying to steal my package lol
- gitl
- Good Sport
- It’s easier to sleep when you’re “full”
- Patriots fans are extra special
- Put on the spot....and won.
- Does this count?
- Wish I did this in my 20s
- found on an educational article about sharks of all things
- Cursed_friend
- I thought you couldn’t download love
- Where’s my Robux
- As someone who works with and is passionate about video games - I get this a lot. This one was on a 3yo photo of my arcade cabinets.
- You better do what they say morons
- Heard yall like name puns
- Me_irl
- Tinder in a nutshell
- I experienced some Star Wars gatekeeping today. (Note, I am red, and my friends are black and blue.)
- I get these all the fucking time
#customer review🤘🏻 - @badhao_likes_views on Instagram
- “Not trying to be a creep but...”
- so i was playing a custom rpg generator and this happened
- Oh hey, it worked
- Pokis tired of it...
- There was an attempt to sell a product.
- Auto Correct Gone Wrong
- Snapchat template
- Thought I would post another IMVU one because the last one did well, this was just really ominous?
- He Wasnt Cheating...
- Fuck you YouTube
- Guess what type of content was on his profile - This was sent to me after I posted an image of myself with a caption that included my age(15). He knew exactly what he wanted.
- Takes one to know one
- Awwwww my vewy specific and high expectations arent being perfectwy met :’(((((((
- Wasnt it the right decision ?
From Upwings link up down to Testimony, finally ended up in her hostel😋😋 🍆🍑💦💦 100% anonymous😊 . . . . Follow @fuoyespicy for more❤ #explorepage #explore #gaintrick #love #babamaxii #explorepages #gainwithmchina #followforfollowback #hyperbeast #madeinkenya #igerskenya #black #igkenya #gains #follow #iamnairobian #10over10 #publicity254 #watapatatabusana #nairobikenya #gainwithxtiandela #gainwithbundi #nakuru #tembeakenya #gainwithpaula #gainwithspikes #fuoye #hoestories #ass #ekiti - @fuoyespicy on Instagram
- Tinder profile
- Wtf!!
- This guy is the laughingstock of Long Island for hitting on middle school girls at age 18 and being racist.
- Cursed_Hanging
- My mom asks me this a lot
- he’s still at it 🤡
- Remember when tinder group used to be a thing?
- When /r/indianpeoplefacebook leaks into LinkedIn
- Releasing the name of a confidential informant on facebook.
- My grandfather sent this to my sibling
- Plant shop owner threatens to photoshop cocks in mouth of customer’s grandchildren because of negative reviews.
- How to roast someone:
- 19 person scam
- The ol’ reddit switch a yoo. She didn’t understand that I said fa fleas navy dad on purpose
- I dont know why, I really hate the luvvi
- I would love a copy of Wikipedia on my shelf
- Why...
- gag reflexes rise up 🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️
- Here is a few tips for you guys on how to get nudes from someone you may match with. Happy Tindering kids 🇮🇳
- I try and make a joke but it backfires big time lol
- I told authorities about how my step-dad molests my sister and used to molest me. I have told my mother before, but she convinced people I was lying. Second pic is from my aunt.
- A good deal on cions!
- This was on a video of someone taking pictures in a pumpkin patch
- I’m getting these texts sent to me daily
Thankyou @bee4theclout For Sending the Def of Clout @dallasglobaltv x @beezytvdigital Be Capping acting like they dont want it! - @bigd_themogul on Instagram
- Just mommy things!
- The text we all know well.
- that escalated quickly
- Classic nice guy lmao
- Human rights bad
- Pubic lice... Hardcore vegan... Weve strayed far-far away from God...
- The work from home struggle is real
- This red box won’t leave me alone after I spelled something wrong once...
- I disabled notifications on Facebook so they started texting me
- Unmatched. Worth it
- 😬
- My blood pressure shot up while reading this
- Cursed_sex
- Part of not being a very motivated seller is that eventually you start only getting hits from interesting people...
- You need two cars and a house, but I’m flexible.
- But it was too late, she now knew the truth
- My wife jokingly asked through text, who I am, and my phone auto suggested my own name.
- I have a feeling i know this is
- You just activated my trap card
- I got this message from my mobile provider at 4:30pm on the day of the maintenance work!
- Well....shit..I ... shit..
- My friend got this reaction on their instagram story.
- I hate people
- 2askingforalift4yesplease
- This laughably bad scam text
- Bruh moment
- Relatable quotes
- My cook is supposed to be in tomorrow at 7am and he just woke up from a nap. He thought he lost his job 🤣🤣
- Title
What happened last night was INSANE! Story: The camaro had 4 people in the car two guys in the front and two women in the back (one was pregnant). They were all at the club drinking and partying when one of the two guys touched someone elses girl and they got into a fight. One of the guys in the camaro knocked the other guy out in the parking lot and they left. The camaro took off with the two men in the front and the girls the back, they were followed down the freeway by the people they got into a with and they hit the camaro with there truck going about 75 mph making them lose control and hit a tractor on the side of the highway causing the passengers head to go through the windshield, the pregnant girl lost her arm from the shoulder socket, and the other girl was in bad condition too with her eye nearly out. The driver wasnt too bad just bleeding from the head and a messed up knee. They were all reportedly underage and the driver was reportedly arrested. I just want to make it clear that yes takeovers and car meets do be crazy but this had NOTHING to do with any of us last night. In fact as a car community im very proud of how we came together and helped them get out the car. Thoughts and prayers go out to them😔💖🙏🏽 - @carsceneofhtown on Instagram
- Scundered
- a true bro.
- My dad is a cop so im ypur worst nightmare
- My friend kept telling me to get Tik Tok so I acted like I finally got it
- Another thing from my private rp group. This girl sent me hi for 2 months. She also sent me a drawing of her stabbing her classmates but I deleted that conversation because I thought she would leave me alone after that.
- Update: Same girl I posted last time is now taking dating applications.
- Perfection 👌
- Bruh CHILL
- Gadanie
- If you cant handle me at my ... -- Yeah yeah heard it. Next!
- Our research indicates that this is a great deal due to the re-useability potential
- This awful scam.
- My bio says I think dogs should vote. Was not expecting this as an opening message
- Well, theyre direct at least
- “Butthole tube”
- 🌿🌵
- Why?
- These are real conversations; captivating!
- I have no words
- Fake one detected
- Don’t borrow supplies.
- Naming your kid kelly also.
- These posts...
- You’re autistic? Im autistic too. I LIKE BUMS SHOW ME YOUR BUM!!!1!!1!
- Some Godd*mn Sanity on the Use of O*esity. Godd*mn.
- I wish I could unsee this
- Genuine answer
- Cursed_Schnitzel
“Vi abbiamo promesso che cercheremo di riempire il vuoto lasciato dalle clip e le chat, perciò ecco a voi una nostra versione della chat delle matte che ha scatenato il delirio” . . . . #skam #skamfrance #skamitalia #druck #skamaustin #skamespaña #skamnorway #dajesana #sanaallagui #lematte - @skamitalianonufficiale on Instagram
