- *HELP* this is the link my friend gave me for feeding my sourdough starter. I’m guessing since it’s past day 7 I have to use these instructions, but I’m still confused (there is so much starter and it feels weird throwing out so much) I’m making bread tmrw and don’t wanna ruin it
- The wedding present I bought for my friend just now arrived... 8 months after his wedding.
- I’m 14 🧐
- I- I don’t even know anymore...
- Maybe it was for a milk bath.
- *Tisk* *Tisk* *Tisk*
- Ok but yes please
- I swear I tried this one...
- No, we eat them. A touch of lamb sauce, delicious!
- I dont think we think about this enough
- I am a fan of Sleep Acne too.
You know what tha fuck going on 🤣🤣😭 - @daddyjimmy on Instagram
- My physics teacher vs my English teacher telling me I have work missing
- Get back in the closet!!!!
- Not The Time To Pick A Fight Publicly
- Excuse me miss , what should I do with this ?
- Spammers got my address from Noel Leeming. The old trick of adding +businessname for filtering/blame really does work.
- Oh the nostalgia!
- Instagram followers find out the truth behind Joast
- They got drunk after buying alcohol 😱
- Why do girls only like guys who drive fast
- Am I doing it right?
- I have no words.
- The tackiest wedding rules
- Mods have no more funnies
- Facebook always suggesting Mark Zuckerberg as people to follow
- a dog groomer review
- Remember that account youve used for 11 years? About that.
- Happens way too often
- I needed some relief after class
- This app covers over everything to display its notifications like an amber alert without having the display over other apps permission. My phone was locked when this came up.
- It had a good run.
- What was I supposed to say?
- I don’t know the answer, but I was the first to respond!
- Weans these days
- The iOS version of Reddit makes you tap EVERY SINGLE NOTIFICATION before they get dismissed
- How does it take 72 hours to NOT send me emails anymore?!?
- European release of Jumpstart Indefinitely Delayed
- Its too hard to spell my name right sometimes. Dont be a Travis.
- Just dont do it
- 2006 was a strange time.
- Greetings from my room
- Every Day working on the IT Service Desk
- He just got rick-rolled so hard
- My buddy just posted this on FB and felt it belongs here.
- TIL funny stuff makes you happy
- Babe, I got you a gi[f]t.. wanna come home and get it? ;)
- I wonder if OP delivered?
- i hate it when that happens too...😫
- Sad meme
- Verification : Photography is Hard
- BuzzFeeds Double Standards
- PsBattle: White kid wearing a Yes Fam! t-shirt.
- My boyfriends coworker is a racist/ homophobic asshole, and shared this pic without realizing it was a gay couple. Pure gold. (Repost for censorship.)
- Madlad game dev
- Wow, and they wonder why people install adblockers and don’t “support them”...
- Time out when connecting to my own server. Halp.
- Come home to Simple Ricks
- I fucking hate Pearson
- I mean it’s money being made
- Piece of sit rips a local kookaburras head off because he ate off his plate. This kookaburra was known by locals and there were signs literally warning about the kookaburra stealing food.
- Become a teacher and burn in the fiery pits of hell forever!
- I got my first drawing tablet for Christmas yay
- Defending my wife and getting the last laugh 😆
- James Fridman
- No IdEnTiFyInG iNfOrMaTiOn AlLoWeD
- just a little strong...
- You have to agree to receive email offers to signup for the MyMaccas app.
- Infant movie tickets cost more than child and senior
- Madlad student
- Inferno
- This Goodreads featured poll has great options
- I actually had not been enrolled
- Just a little reminder
- 20 Good Qual Dogs in Mint Condish
- WhY iSnT tHe MoViE fOr FrEe
- Those liberals are so pwnd
This is one of the many reasons I love being a coach! Planning and preparation will save you hours in execution! - @mistykortes on Instagram
- Further (mis)adventures in shitty dating
- One of the most visited Covid trackers, ncov2019.live , was made by a 17 year old who decided to keep the site ad-free!
- Craigslist ad for risky sex
‘A juice that gives you street cred’ —— Google - @hrvst_st on Instagram
- I think 4000 USD is a bit much
- I guess he wants salt for Christmas...
- I knew my wife and I were a good match but I didnt know how good until this happened.
- Visa is looking for blockchain engineers who have already developed and published distributed applications, worked with Ripple, R3, Ethereum and/or Bitcoin.
- Why, Araki, why...
- so are we going to get top level comment notifications now?
- Ha
- The best worst review.
- Well... Thats unfortunate placement.
- Into some real kinky shit
- My friend sent me this while on his trip.
- Whoisshe
- 1.88 Meter Gang. I’m taller than no leg man.
- Thanks Spotify, I needed to confirm my email but not my password...
- Just deliver the damn package already. (Tuesday is the scheduled delivery date.)
- So you were wondering how do spammers get your details ? One of the several emails I get every month
- Just me, in the back of my truck, jackin off.
- A day in the life of a small toddy goth gf?
- We dont want to sit next to you either
- Iballisticsquid
- Honest man
- Son of a bitch...
- My friend this morning
- These were comments made under the local news station’s article about that Minnesota couple that wore Nazi flag face masks. There are more like that defending that couple. I fucking hate my hometown
- My sons teacher emailed about a spelling calender. When you see it 🙃
- Crazed Redditor thinks they can buy a verse from a Grammy Nominated Rapper with exposure
- Taking advantage of the local mom page, I see.
- h
- I dont know how to feel - not sure how to feel - local Friendlys when I was looking for online order ideas
- I seent it...
- well
- Please select the only option
- Poor kid is never going to be allowed to have a single friend
- Might as well share the rare occasion something like this actually happens to me
- There is no Next button, Microsoft.
- I snorted, thought y’all would appreciate it.
- Zoom Bot Doesnt Know the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise!
- This email I just got from my RA
- Shots fired by Christian Satire website
- Ordered My 2070 super july 9th, My card has not been sent out yesterday so i contacted Nvidia about it. They shipped it this morning and supprised me with a gift. Nvidia support is A+
- They shipped it out of the province I live in, just to have to ship it back.....
- i’ve seen posts like this before, but this clickbait is getting out of hand with the reddit videos
- The GOAT
- It’s a never ending cycle
- German vice being 15 years late on reporting that eminem found rhymes on orange..
- No, you aren’t
- Gatekeeping coldness
- I did not know there was that many types of Spam
- I received a real email from Vice President Mike Pence the other day. Id thought Id share it.
- When you cant read a web page without accepting cookies
- The nerve of- wait, what?
- Cook couldn’t find her thermometer
- my school blocks emails to ACT, which is a pretty reasonable place to email
- After seeing that huge King Cobra on wtf, my boyfriend said this gem
- A friend on Facebook booked a getaway for her girlfriend and her, decided to tell the host.
- Well this is casual
- Send help.....
- Accurate
- HBO licensed a very personal short film I wrote/starred/produced called Pepito. Its silly, heartfelt and a love letter to my mom and Hispanic roots. Its now on HBO and its crazy to even type that. Hope you watch and enjoy! More info and BTS video in the comments
- The health nut neckbeard.
- Reviews like this for a 2,000 pound winch, had 500+ reviews and about half of them where 5 stars that had never used the thing.
- Got excited about a bazaar I wasnt aware was happening popped up in my feed. Till I read the rest of the ad.
- Verification
- Cold contact email for door to door selling disguised as a follow up to an inquiry on an actual job. Bonus: Sent on a 2 year old inactive resume for a totally different industry.
- Story continues
- Bono faces some tough questions at home too
- You such a wanker
- Some amusing sanity from my friend who is a medical resident
- Steelseries meming on Apple
- “If I accept your offer”
- Oddly specific
- Reddit won’t let me comment any more often than once every eight minutes.
- It helps me be a better daughter and friend!
- Nice one mom
- Blursed_wedding_invetation
- These two added me on Facebook
- You can’t take a screenshot from this airline app due to their security policy. Had to get another phone to take it.
- Authright, no!
- Perfect!
- Megathad
- It happens
- Engrish After Dark
- 2meirl4meirl
- My friend couldnt think of Zebra
- Google only giving me bad options to choose on an iDubbzTV video
- Cashier submits to every customer’s whims -whole store explodes in applause
- Handbra
- Smiling is a sin.
- 2meirl4meirl
- Glad im not a female on instagram
- I can be your dentist if you need a filling..
- These online plant sellers getting weird.
- Doing shit like this is fucked up man
- To be understanding and nice
- Its okay for this random person to do it but not Pewds HMMMMMMMMM. Being famous has its setbacks I suppose.
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- A feeling of Gamer Deja Vu
- Devil surrounded by his angles.
- Anyone else need a little pick-me-up to get through the day?
- Showing Bonavita some love for their great customer service.
- The S is slightly off center
- I should be a Cop!
- See, were not joking when we tell you to immigrate to Gore.
- Such a mystery
- That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works
- Temporarily deactivated my account to focus on school. Facebook decides to turn on mobile notifications and still allows me to be tagged.
- stay away from this guy!
- 1. Keep everything Pyrocynical related
- Now thats a lot of partys..
- Jan saving lives one beer at a time
- frick i hate it wen dad takes off his belt
- Don’t know what they’re doing?
- Spammer trying to get my attention.
- What in the absolute fuck is this
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- me irl
- My bio says, “ideal first date is sitting on the beach munching on pineapple”
- “I would like to speak to the manager”
- I am 110% here for this!
- I finally found one in the wild
- Houston is awash with weather gatekeepers right now...
- Cursed_Amazon_Dolls
- 110 tabs open...
- found this on twitter. so you’re giving them one star bc YOU’RE entitled??? ppl are annoying
- Please!
- skinny boy, large cock
- Where is the extra hand coming from?
- I just said this to my wife
- self proclaimed nice girl
- Mom helps 22 year old daughter to eat for her online fans
- To be fair this is what I’d expect for $18
- Cursed reference
Estoy súper sacada de onda @barbara_lopez21 #domingodebajón - @byfitte on Instagram
- Carl Pei, Co-founder of Oneplus got an angry mail from an Indian
- Its always nice to see an honest meth user
- And I thought the Jordan shoes were ugly...
- Wow 10 lbs!!!
- Tinfoil hat not included
- I made this in inspect element and sent it to a group chat nearly a year ago. What the fuck Reddit.
- Flash those pearly whites..
- the last thing my ex said to me was, “YOU BROKEN DADDY ISSUED CUNT, COULDNT GET OFF UNLESS YOU WERE TREATED LIKE A DIRTY DESPERATE WHORE.” im ok now though. :)
- I feel like this needed to be shared
- The deadline is scarier than her costume.
- chain texts
- The furniture is now old man
- A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
- Yep, great idea for a Facebook post
- Lol the first time is always scary
- Cover Bills what?
- Reward this badass with hot pussy!
- Youre not entitled to Sex
- Erm....ok?
- A guy I know brags about a careless driving ticket. Thinks all is fine in the world because nobody died
- Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
- Would love to finish on a cuties face right now
- Poor girl 😭
- 19yo lazy and unemployed. Do your worst.
- Doing everything I can NOT to purchase this work of art
- Apparently the guy in the back is brushing a black void inside of his mouth, found this from a youtube ad
- sorry my bad
- When you ask a service provider an important question and they ignore it
- Me for the next few days and occasionally for the rest of my life.
- I’m bad at openings.
- From a nurse I dont know.
- Ocado, you gits. Amongst the ‘high number of missing items’ are the main ingredients for our Christmas dinner, along with dessert and the Christmas crackers. I shouldn’t have been so smug about doing all my shopping online this year. Gonna have to brave the hordes at Tesco tomorrow morning now 😩
- When I get out of house arrest lol
- i have 200k subs
- Foot fetish person DMed a person, they sent them to the mods (and the creep got silenced).
- Found the girl of my dreams /s
- We Get It - No One Wants to Lose Khabib v Tony Again
- Silence!
- Some would say
- this amazon description photo for rubiks cubes shows kids playing with wooden blocks instead of the rubiks toys
- Idk if this should belong here but I just found it today
- It was a joke...
- It was a serious question.
- Some cock in the car after gym.
- *Alabama intensifies*
- My work implemented an automatic header warning you when an email comes from outside the company. Now I cant see a preview of the contents of any message until I open the email.
- Just did this real quick to test out brushes. Anyway that’ll be $203 and 40 cents
- I had to do a double take.
- My love for AD!
- At least nobody will have to see her terrible posts anymore
- Cursed Medication
- Oh Boy.
- It’S CeNsORsHIp!!!
- ¡Fernanda Tapia llega al FrontPage de Reddit!
- Its not like I actually wanted to read the recipe....
- This is why I love learning languages.
- Blursed Card
- And thats a fact
- Repost cause I messed up the title BAD. Red was trying to sell a book, mom (green) went on one of her political tangents, I (PINK not purple) called her out and she told me I was being immature, said I treated her like crap, and then blocked me.
- So guys, we did it
- Lost my kids gonna TURN UP
- I found a girl on Tinder with a picture of her sitting on my dads car..
- My girlfriend wanted a blanket...
- Former manager at *insert minecraft enchantment table language*
- my friend wanted a controversial quote for the yearbook...
- Fuck Sake Big Man
- Tried to close out of the ad & the “x” moved to behind it. Guess I’m not reading this one.
- I was looking for a sectional, when I found this lady advertising her couch with this photo
- eLeTrOnIcS
- Infuriating ad on Craigslist
- Just turned 18 and entered a lockdown, and right after the lockdown - mandatory enlistment. So b/c I havent been roasted by anyone since the lockdown, I thought some good strangers on the internet could bring me back to the good old times
- I guess hes her man-slave
- My bro told me he could lick his dick but i needed proof ;)
- Verification
- Dumb promo emails from budget airlines. Bonus: More kids on your flight!
- Its amazing when Bethesda does little things like this. Small but meaningful things
- Ding dong
- The bus time table was missing. My friend asked the following...
- Instant swipe right
- Climb up. Let this sunset shine on you as destinies collide hard and deep!
- me_irl
- Good Mommy
- Verification
- My hairy body and cock
- Anyone in need of a husband?
