- King of Dad jokes
- [Image] To save my energy.
I’m to skinny - @school_sucks_cheeks on Instagram
- No amount of messages will make me want to help you jerk it to me
- I need you to STFU
- Ill take things that never happened for 200
- He justifies rape because “men have needs and he’ll go to great lengths to get those needs met” what a creep.
- Told my US friend going to Aldi unsupervised wasnt a good idea for me. Had to describe Aldi, thought it was an apt description.
- All Jedi [Fixed]
- Cursed_Snack
- My ex REFUSED to culturally appropriate when I asked them to!
- An antivax mother attacking me because i asked for proof of her claims
- woof_irl
- David Garrett at KiwiBlog having a normal one
- When gentle rejection isnt acceptable...
- Dem Feels...
- You dutch bag.
- We got her guys! I did it
- enjoy the rest of your day sounds a lot better than enjoy the next 24 hours.
- Happy Sunday & Father’s Day!
- true tho..
- Found on iFunny
Give to someone who can help, and add your body to the mass www.blacklivesmatter.com #blacklivesmatter #georgefloyd - @sonyacullingford on Instagram
- Open boobs.
- Found my valentine 🙈
- He really isn’t okay
- Was lucky enough to get the 4th of July dinner shift off. Some friends just don’t understand the luxury we associate with a free weekend.
- I really think I’m dying
Haha Rg @iluminas_enlamiel - @uppynewman on Instagram
- Me irl
- He said Damm girl your ass is fine as fuck like wHy
- Super liked.
- “Aesthetikinetic”
- The ultimate komedy
- Im the best friend
- Please stop WW3 memes
- Oh no. My feelings. They hurt /s
- writings
- Newsies (+cast)
- Bellwork
- Fear is a tool of control.
- Lets get em!
- Relationship trust quotes
- Y’all. This came from my brother-in-law (husband’s sister’s husband). MY DAMN BROTHER-IN-LAW.
- Spirituality
- Annoying kids
- Harley Quin quotes
- I think I’ve hit my peak
- Feelsbadman
- Ser Davos is offering me a free cruise on his onion ship! All I have to do is give him my middle name and social security number.
- Sure he did..
- No, dont reschedule because its raining, I definitely wont ghost you.
- She said she wanted to be a magician, I told her wizards were better
- me irl
- **SISTER**
- Yes, Im a bitch cause I dont want to have sex with a random pervy stranger...
- you are special!!
Cue evil laugh. Welcome back to the start of Hanzoween meme season. Muahahahahahahahahahhahahaha #hanzo #hanzonation #stylisthumor #barberhumor #behindthechair #americansalon #modernsalon #hairbrained - @hanzonation on Instagram
- How to get a girlfriend off of tinder
- I had an interesting day today (pics to follow)
- The mum is the insane one here. Answer to What punishment from your parents went too far?
- Madeon on his upcoming album: [All My Friends] is the most pop song. Theyre all very different.
- Morophilia describes someone attracted to idiots from the Greek word moros
- l u v.
Make out with Class teacher😻 guys ! Kindly do send confessions that you have in your mind or that have happened in your life be it any kind of incidents such as sad,happy,love,naughty,wild,sex,desires,fantasies ! Feel free to tell 😌❤️ Privacy maintained 💯 !!! #kamakathaikal #tamil #tamilkasamusamemes #tamilsexstories #tamilsexvideos #sexstories #luststories #indiansexvideo #auntiesexyman #auntiesex #navellover #tamilincestmemes #tamilaunty #tamilsexymemes #indiansexymodel #indiansexytalk #indiansexiness #bestie #indianlesbian #tamilhotcollections #girlbestiememes #tamilhotactress #indianlesbiannovel #bestiememes #kamam #indianlesbians #kamasutra #tamilhotgirls #sex #bhfyp - @indianrealconfessions on Instagram
- Addicted family
- Made a meme for all the boys fighting for a pair on Snkrs Day 😅🙏
- keep going
- Low-key me asf 😂
- Her bio said “I could never love you as much as I love Oreos”
- Is censoring roblox stuff necessary or nah
- For today lyrics
- The intro to this article
- My friends still send these...
- Bdsm
- Pretty Ugly!!!!
- Cuồng ngôn tình
- Awesome tumblr posts
- is this the effect they think itll have
- Cursed_wtf
- Am i doing the relationship thing right?
- Had us till the end!
- Poem english
- Okay, now this is epic! EA shills owned epic style! 💯🔥🍆💦
- My dad came up to visit me today. He followed in his car while I rode my bike. Got this text later in the day.
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- Harry Potter mems
- Stalkerish?
- Fucking dumbass Billy, he should go back to english school because he is a dumb fuck.
- Who doesnt like it?
- Turn Him On
- True that
- I couldn’t be bothered to retype this but I’ve been thinking about this a lot recently... what do you guys think? I’m interested ✨
“Slurp the nectar until your stomach aches” prompt by: @chimenkouri I absolutely adore these prompts and they actually helped me get out of a slump where I wasn’t writing (or at least not writing well). If you need a new fresh list of prompts pls check them out! - @hailspoetry on Instagram
- I couldnt think of any ways to make this creepier
- oddly specific
- A day in the life of a Dad
- Nice
- Oppa
- Thought I made a curly friend, but now I’m just disappointed.
- I know this is a stretch, but could the dead Railroad agent, Tommy Whispers, be a reference to Bon Jovis Livin On A Prayer?
- Funny Avatar Air Bender memes
- lot of moyne
- l u v.
- Doing my part
- Your boobs are much hot
- almost
- My email address can easily have a typo so I get many emails incorrectly sent to me. I am thinking of ways to respond to this.
the seven deadly lies of depression volume: it is not a choice . now i could have a blank first page and say trigger warning but lets face it, im a whole trigger warning in general 🤷🏼♀️ plus im not apologetic when it comes to my writing, but we already knew that... #problematic . i do however want to say that i am speaking about ONLY myself and not generalizing this for anyone else. this is a snippet of how i have viewed it for me and myself in my life. i know theres a whole lot of people who have their shit together more clearly than i do, so this is not for you, but if you want it to be, then let it be . there are easter eggs hidden throughout this referencing some previous pieces, some still on my page, some archived, but still true to this day . . . #blackandwhite #poetry #words #spilledthoughts #spilledwords #ramble #mindvomit #thoughts #depression #mentalhealth #sad #whispers #lies #truths #anxiety #tired #problems #sloth #prose #prosepoetry #poetrysociety #poetryisnotdead #poet #poem #poetsofig #poetssociety #canadianpoet #poetrycommunity #poetsofinstagram - @eveningpoetry on Instagram
- Random Indian guy messaged me saying he had no friends
- 2meirl4meirl
- My school (Univ. Of AL-Birmingham) and my home county (DFW area, TX) both use the same number to text me about severe weather with no indication as to who is in danger.
- Pewdiepie logic! 😂👌
- Baby and angel boy
- Shouldve said looks like aprils comin before winter :(
- I have reasons
- Manny the man is Dead now
- Sentient creature
- Thought this belonged here.
- “Life can be so sweet, if only we can hold on & find the courage to be our authentic selves.”
- I feel called out lmao
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FEVER DREAM BULLSHIT!?!?!?!
- rip holly you were the best, really hope you ain’t seeing this shit in rat heaven
- (Thank you @kinoxsum to send me this picture) “This girl forced me to do a yaoi roleplay...”
- from a book i will never write
- Ah yes
- Why are we like this
- Degenerate, unwanted goldfish
- He didnt like that
- I’m surprised it took her a week to find it
- Griefer got upset and immediately went into passive mode because I whipped out my RC tank. Kept spamming me with party invites and pulled out the classic “I don’t care”
- I just sent this, and its cracking me up
- she knows 😳
- This guy made me kinda want to die
- Trees are made of logs. It all makes sense now.
- 2sequel4me
- And in that moment, Pearl knew
- Me_irl
- Baby
- Yupppp pull our military support and all that sweet sweet US aide dollars we give them they’d STFU quick.
- Holy
- I told my cousin I was gay today
- Damn Joey
- Crosspost from r/Tinder
- me_irl
- Working with word, a summary
- Will you honor the request?
- Blursed_pastors advice before you attempt to swallow this whole thing
- OOPSIE!
- Showing love quotes
- I really like cats
- Tammy Need Not Know About This
- Mission Failed
- Ah, I cant believe it worked. I dont understand women.
- Lgbt
“My First Toke” for a lawyer from the collection “Adrenalescence! or, The Carnival of Youth” #sonnet #pentameter #poetry #formalism #rhyme #meter #pot #weed #grass #maryjane #substance #hightimes #gradparty #firsttokeovertheline #innocence #experience #adrenalescence! - @wlmptrkdncn on Instagram
- Update #1: IT’S HAPPENING!!! 🤗
- I just like to spread joy and happiness
- A drawing I scanned in and put on a digital piece of paper lol
- Monat.... the life changing opportunity 🤮
- This epic comment
- 2meirl4meirl
- Straight out of the bag of fuckboy tricks
- Suddenly gay
- Round two (part two) 💁🏼♀️. Sorry, I’m posting as the conversation keeps going, she decides to answer pretty randomly.
- Always enjoy this turn around
- [Legit] Dat ass is fanomanal
- Benz is becks
- All in it together
- what are your guys’ predictions that we are getting more rap tomorrow for the launch trailer? lol
- Does this stuff ever work for them? Like seriously?
- Ideas for short stories
- Random guy I’ve never met asks me for sex?
- RED. FLAG. SCATTER!
- What is wrong with her parents?
- Back when i first friended my friend who got hacked
- Hey babe, cross over.
- Cursed_penis
- Plants have just been appearing at my boyfriends place...
- Nudes Are Nudes...
- Wow my dumb rap actually worked
- its an order not a request part two (follow up)
- One Direction Songs
- Do The Thing
- Of course that happened...
- Guess he doesnt wanna make me his princess then?
- DMing
- Your environment can carry you further than your willpower. Let’s make sure we are 100% committed.
- I know my font sucks, ignore it
- Couple texts
- Man like Stephen A. Smith 🤡 @thenotoriousbruh
- For when I feel alone
- l i f e h a c k t i m e
- My hair got accidentally shaved too far down on the sides. My parents are saying I look like a part of the Hitler Youth.
- Is that from Star Wars?
- She actually thought this was funny and we kept talking
- am i being too mean?
- CB tries to get an iPhone 7 w/ 128GB storage for $25
- I talked to my transphobic mother about possibly breaking up with my boyfriend and she went on a full Rant. I have tons of medical problems that I cant deal with a relationship right now.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
- Maybe you should eat less.
- Got us some fresh blood bois
- love
- *Shes like a sister to me*
- At least it rhymed?
- No, I dont want to marry you, stranger off the internet
- i think he oofed..
- I hate this...
- Meanwhile on a dating app:
- I helped a new curl friend!
- Get it? ‘Cus he’ll die!
- Someone asked if it should be on here.
- Funny text message
- Gay
- I think I’m doing this tinder thing right
- Period mood swings
- Words
- cute couple goals
starting to think that the darkness is flirting with me. - among the many things September has in regards to awareness, is Suicide Awareness. if you struggle please reach out, I love you, someone else loves you, you are valued. suicide help line: 1-800-273-8255 be sure to check on your friends, this year has been hard with one tragedy or hardship after another. it’s time we all come together. if anyone ever needs a friend, my DMs are always open. - @renee.kimmy on Instagram
- Cool Crap
- A day in the life of a London commuter
- contradiction
- I cant have a piece ful nap without a dinger in my inbox.
- [Image] Rebirth
- Good boy
- summer
- Seriously?
- Half Way (xpost from r/tinder)
- feminist
- Bird puns continued
- 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
- Soon-to-be mother-in-laws response to us not visiting for Christmas because Im transgender and she refuses to not deadname/misgender me or let me dress like a woman in her house
- me🥫irl
- Breakup thoughts
- Cursed_TextMessage
- Jeez, man.
- Cute relationship goals
- An old friend contacted me. We met on Project Pokemon. Man those were the good ol days.
- Apparel: Clothing
- These
- Let’s pretend for a second.
- Just relax, man. The comeback is so great already. Let it fly off your racquet and just see what happens. - Roger Federers thoughts in the fifth set
- ... if people basically lynch you for a crime, its your own fault and fuck off.
- For fucks sake, Ethan
- This was sent to my little sister: 2
- Student Writing Samples
- His good name, doctorate, and general nice-guyness justifies **almost killing his girlfriend**
- This is how you lost me
- Some texts from my grandfather (who had custody of me at the time) on the day that he threatened to throw me into foster care because I refused to go with him after he screamed at my mother
- iM a BiG mAn
- Confusion is the new seduction.
- I work on computers as a hobby and a sort of side job. About 10 minutes ago this guy contacted me.
- The age old debate
- The average life of a Japanese 20-year-old
- Eric with a K
- My mom while working her factory job after she thought I lied to her about putting a chair in the bathroom and it escalating to me punching her boyfriend in the face in self defense
- PSA
- Told someone i didnt want the product, they said a bunch of gibberish after
- This man cannot comprehend that lesbianism is not about men.
- Seems legit
- (4) story
- Cheesy romantic stuff 😻😻
- I saw this on Twitter the other day and...
- Guess I’m a big toe
- Cute relationship goals
- Casual racism through messenger
- Cute texts
- Wish he would
- My mother accusing me of having a therapist and telling lies to them
- Oh well, guess here I go once again...
- My boyfriend is a marine, he’s very masculine and stoic, so I never expected him to admit he wants to be my sub. I’m so happy oh my GOD
- Didnt even start his creepy demand off with a Hi!... Manners cost nothing.
- Ill probably be downvoted to shit but whatever. It needs to be said.
- Finding love/lust through petty theft
- Just noticed lyrics are allowed too and I found something to share with yall
- You not liking yourself is about ME
- Conditional Nice Guy
- Skeletor quotes
- Playing the victim and name-calling, the usual for my mother. And yes, her profile photo is a cartoon Trump holding a baby.
- fOoD FoR tHOuGht (On a post about a Borderlands Ad)
- If you ...
- You Cant Lose Weight. Just Keep Eating, You Wont Gain Forever.
- Ladies and gentlemen... I got her
- why do you need a gun?
- No she wasn’t
- 5 HOURS LATER
- The Big Bad Wolf lives in my ceiling (part 1/2)
- How to talk to your man about CEI..
- yes i listen to music
- Halloween at exactly noon.. the sequel
- An ex contacted my friend, and once again shows he hasn’t changed.
- Korean ... Funny *-*
- New guy just sent me this, and I figured you guys would appreciate it just as much as I did.
- Noah you just missed the boat
- dark qoutes
- When you disconnect during a long sweaty grind and your screen goes black
- new
- Does this sounds realistic?
- what do band kids think of this
- “Lol”
