My kitty❤️ Mr whiskers



- Its not just incoherent sex rambling, its ridiculously persistent incoherent sex rambling.

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- Period mood swings




- idiot 🖕😠😠

chill de cojones remake



- 2009 memes are just perfect for this sub




- Comics and things




- Help your fellow man when you can


^_−☆


- What did the orange m&m do to deserve this


phatty


- epic madlad move

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- BAR RULES




- Truuuueeee

Fatass Black Guy Fat Boy



- This epic comment


SMUGSUKE


- Thats a lot...




- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.


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- Mystery machine


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- My gf texted me...




- My friends everyone!


- Who doesnt want 10 white kids


- Bi pride


- Men don’t get to look at Stevie Nicks unless Stevie Nicks wants men to look at Stevie Nicks


- I was forced to upload this


- E


- he left me.


- You good back there?


Good morning. I’ll be checking my messages as soon as I get a chance. This one is from @condaddyyy and I really felt this in my soul - @savage.turtle on Instagram


- Laffy Taffy.


- Hmmmmmm


- Tinder conversations


- Red Week


- Be Your Mythical Best


- Do you need a cute anime watcher...buddy...friend...guy?


- Im not defending well-done steak, Im simply saying there are far better ways to prepare pork belly than cremating thin slices of it.


- Marlin Fishing


- Big bang theory gifts


- Sheesh.


- blursed_dimples


- Bucket list for couples


- My friend didn’t like one of my pictures and my girlfriend took it as a personal attack on her because obviously this means that all my friends hate her. I told my friend she was upset about it and this was my girlfriend’s reaction on finding out I told her.


- This was sent to my little sister: 2


- It’s been a hard day


- Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


- I hate people like this [X-Post from /r/DadJokes]


- Ah, tumblr threats


- A mechanic tried to take advantage of my parents; Im not impressed.


- Funny Text Messages


- What else would he say?


- Confessed my undying love to my girlfriend in the only way I know how...


- Student Motivation


- Me_irl


No talkback session with @andrewwells_ #mendocinofarms - @drumbyrd on Instagram


- Pomegranates


- When people at work reply all to emails...


- baby scorpion gang


- Funny stuff


- 7:47035


- Dont worry Larry, nobody will waste a vaccine on an oxygen thief like you.


- Milky wilky


- What is gray, anyway?


- Found on twitter. Thought it applied here.


- Conversation with an actual doctor.


- howoow


- Cursed_sex slave


- cute crush quotes


- My 12 year old nephew to his mom


- Weird words of encouragement overheard at the gym


- liefde


- So I bought Clip Studio recently and I decided to draw Mr Krabs. What do you guys think.


- I had a mega stroke


- A rear double


- I’d sign that


- Boys will be boys.


- Eating it loud


- Couple texts


- Eggs use me. What?


- What can I say? My toy preference swings both ways


- Instagram scares me :) pt.2


- Is censoring roblox stuff necessary or nah


- Who are you, so wise in the way of [disappointment?]


Color soon. - @bnardartwork on Instagram


- Cute relationship goals


- Recipe for a hot, panting, throbbing mess of a sub: slowly tell him his favourite kind of nasty story, direct exactly how he should play with your toy, use all of his desires against him, remind him of his submission, and deny him release until you get to see him in person..


- he has a kind face


My Tune ‘The Isles feat @trimtali is out. Visuals from @cieroncieron. Waited a long time for today. B x - @barneylister on Instagram


- bitch.


- Nice guy tracks down a girl from tinder and shows up at work, doesn’t understand why that’s creepy. Was upset for being left on read.


- Found this on twitter


- I Love Trekking EVENTS TOUR


- this is just plain sad


- I’m terrified


- Update #1: IT’S HAPPENING!!! 🤗


- this really had my stroke


- yo clip that, bro


- Saw this on twitter and figured I HAD to share it on here. Lmfaoooo


- Emperor Constantine accepts Christianity, 313 A.D.


- How amusing!


- Peak humor


- Dw


- I am fear


- I wish I could say something, but Im honestly speechless


- He respecks women, too!


- When Edward thinks he knows Futurama, but he dont.

@_freeprofucts__ don’t trust this SCAMMER - @avneka_art on Instagram

- Professors hate this one writing trick!

- hey Clint Youngreen

- Can’t read it alone 🤧🤧🤧

- Lmfao

- Tried out a line I saw here yesterday, but she took too long.

Let’s take it down a notch, gents - @tindernightmares on Instagram

- Funny text messages

- I still don’t know who they are

- Why why why why why AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- My boyfriend “angerd” one of our mutual friends. Decided to tease him about it and this was the result.

- I can’t get rid of my spoons

- Mike Smith is in for a long year of locker room hijinks

- My girlfriend had a stroke earlier. y i k e s

- Guys im not gonna lie this shirt is epic guys

- Trees are made of logs. It all makes sense now.

- Now that I have enough karma, I can now post my terrible masterpiece!

Is your state voting on legalization this November? Text CANNA to 40649 or head to http://cannabisvoter.info/register-to-vote…… to register. @Cannabis_Voter will get you ready to go! - @gmiwhpodcast on Instagram

- I love this

- Blursed_Poem

- Best memes of the decade!

- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor

- Impossible

- Cant believe this happened

- Creature Skateboards

- You have been warned!

- BTS AU

- 4DAAGSE _ NIJMEGEN .. ;)

- Blursed split up

- Morag Tong

- She said she’s a lawyer that loves merlot in her profile.

- what a great thing to wake up to this morning

- Blocked him immediately after bringing Role-play into the conversation...

- fishing

- We got her guys! I did it

- Cowboys could be an invasive species

- l u v.

- see ya fellas

- Boys will be boys

#Antisosialrc #part8 Like 46k+ auto next ‼️MINI GIVEAWAY DISNAPGRAM RC TIAP MALAM KAMIS‼️ - @relationshipchat.line on Instagram

- wait this isnt roblox hax

Out now Link in bio - @evollovesupply on Instagram

- I told what I thought was a bot to go away, and they did!

- Cursed_TextMessage

- Cute texts

- r/2meirl4meirl

- At least he was honest...

- I guess science is useless and fake. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- Life Hax

- When mimes and clowns collide [OC, digital]

- Oppa

- A search for crew socks

- and you best believe i blocked him.

- Found this over at r/tinder. What’s updog?

- texting on acid be like

- The importance between then and than.

- self post 2

- I mean he’s not wrong... in a way

- This guy made me kinda want to die

- Met new friend, though she was cool until...

- We all got our faults 😂

- Hey look at this meme

- Bubbles and Company

- When its time for your gender reveal

- Oh my god

- the usa asks a question

- Today is not a good day :-(

- I never found out if she leant want ksnanxhjajanns :(

- Confusion is the new seduction.

- Wish he would

- She actually thought this was funny and we kept talking

- Scary Mom

- Me and my best mate with our “Frankenstein” bong, rightly named because it’s a monster

- Carry on

- Nice guy messages me on his alternate fake name account after I reject him on his main. Still have no idea how he found out my car got towed two hours prior.

- “Lol”

- I’m awkward

- Thanks to this sub, I now recognize negging for what it is.

- Why do dudes feel the need to mention their height

- If you cant tritium, you just gotta barium

- Not like the other guys

- Always enjoy this turn around

- Theta Chi

- U wot m8?

- l u v.

- exotonggg

- I’m not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash

- Trucker Cap / Mesh Hat

- Me_irl

- The bisexuals are coming! The bisexuals are coming!

- Straight out of the bag of fuckboy tricks

- Daddy casting couch

- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.

- 2meirl4meirl

- Will you honor the request?

- Please help me(I REALLY NEED TO KNOW!!!1!?)

- Part 4 because you love this for some reason

- Am I using deez nuts right?

- ...red?

- NHS away

- Brenda

- Same with your dick

- Potato life

- Trucker Cap / Mesh Hat

- Them Stumps™️

- King of Dad jokes

- I love my wife

- meirl

- Emojis

- How to win a womans heart. Step 1: Not this

- I helped a new curl friend!

- If I cannot process it in a healthy way, I will at least display a calm demeanor

- me irl

- Oh wow! I walked right into that one.

- I have a hard time believing this guy is actually in his 30s.

- This popped up in my news feed following the Super Bowl. Very creative.

- His reaction to my post going viral

- Accessories

- Yeah I did not need to know that.

- Lmao ur gonna do what?

- Good boy

- Meirl

- God and a furry conversate. [PART 3]

- Suddenly gay

- An offer she surely can’t turn down

- Meeting a new friend for the first time

- People who quit like this and then brag about it

- ToS be like

- .books

- Oh okay then

- Cheese

- Wow my dumb rap actually worked

- I’ve recently broken up with an unbelievably jealous woman who is obsessed with if I have “Moved on” and “Gotten over her” (I have.) This was our last conversation before I blocked her.

- Hoo. Boy. I woke up this morning on Facebook and my eyes were assaulted by this. I have seen the video. I want to gouge my eyes out.

- Must have been wild

- My girlfriend has been sitting in a car for hours and I think her mind is melting

- Is it even a date if no one dies at the end?

- Back when i first friended my friend who got hacked

- That took a turn

- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.

- existys

No thoughts head empty - @sheratesdogs on Instagram

- Period mood swings

I think coronavirus and social distancing is starting to get to some guys heads 🙄😂 - @hobokendatingchronicles on Instagram

- My friend spoke with a charming guy on OKC

- When you dont want to tell him your new boyfriends name

- I must now date this man...For the animals! Hahah

- When the kitchens reopen to full operation.

- Random Indian guy messaged me saying he had no friends

- Nuanced banter

- Best friend goals

- All time favorite tv shows

- Common Sense

O-100 real quick . . . . . . . . . . . . #tinderconvos #tinderbio #indiansontinder #tinderprofile - @indiansontinder on Instagram

- Cursed clown

- big perm

- Im a lover of all musics, but this is just getting silly.

- Nobody wants to pay a bare minimum of 250 dollars in gifts to go to a wedding

- Low-key me asf 😂

- Blursed abortion

- 2meirl4meirl

- You dutch bag.

- Theres a reason why this troll is my best friend :D

- How to shut down a creepy DM 101

- Cute

- I feel called out lmao

- *Shes like a sister to me*

- What a winner!

- My mother accusing me of having a therapist and telling lies to them

- Everyone drives automatics and no one can read cursive anymore

- funny quites

- 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈

- Keeps trying even though he fails

- Relationship trust quotes

- How To Get Girls: 101

- When they slide into your DMs at 1 AM after recovering from last years rejection...

- God and a furry conversate. [PART 1]

- Damn Joey

- me_irl

- Wincest

- Blursed_joke

- Benz is becks

- Is that from Star Wars?

- Almighty Cthulhu

- that’s gonna be a yikes from me

- Listen here you little sh-

- An antivax mother attacking me because i asked for proof of her claims

- We were just talking and I asked them if they wanted to come over and this happened, help

- Flirting quotes for him

- Couples {Love}

- Playing the victim and name-calling, the usual for my mother. And yes, her profile photo is a cartoon Trump holding a baby.

- Sends an unwanted photo of his genitals, but IM the whore.

- l i f e h a c k t i m e

- true tho..

- Told someone i didnt want the product, they said a bunch of gibberish after

- Someone I know...

- i think he oofed..

- Profile said 18. He wasnt.

- An old friend contacted me. We met on Project Pokemon. Man those were the good ol days.

- Hey, Im vegan, give me a medal!
