- Gonna cry?
- I’m gonna have to educate my friend on various lawyerings
- I thought I heard my daughter wake up and start crying, so I texted my husband from the other room. Turns out he was watching some highlights or an interview.
- me irl
- Peach you glad?
- To the cranky old lady we met today, upset about dogs getting her jeans wet/dirty.
- So tell me again how you did 40 damage as a level 2?
- Nice guy messages me on his alternate fake name account after I reject him on his main. Still have no idea how he found out my car got towed two hours prior.
- Tammy Need Not Know About This
- Hmmmmmm
- I really hope they will do her justice in Mandalorian
- Thank whoever came up with this, it works like a charm
- Invisible quotes
- Another one of Kevins slickest moves
- havent seen many...
- I hate it when that happens
- “I even called you gorgeous”
- Women logic
- Instructional Strategies
- If ... Then 😏
- Say what you will, but Spider-Man 2 was talking about the real issues
- This is sad
- He really isn’t okay
- Might have been posted before
- me_irl
- ONLy 2012 KiDs wIlL ReMeMbEr
- Obama out
- my dad famous all my friends watch him
- ben shapiro eats fortnite burger
- Cursed
- mans got a point
- Funny Baby Pics
- You can only like Indian the exact correct amount.
- Keeping my baby off the pole!
- Funny Roasts!!
- Hes actually looking better than usual
- Ye
- It was time for a break.
Is wwx dumb enough to go along?? Of course is that even a question 🤭🤭🤭 #weiying #lanzhan #wangxian #lanxichen #jiangcheng #xicheng #songlan #xiaoxingchen #songxiao #untamedau #mdzsau #cqlau @wangxian_14 - @theuntameduniverse on Instagram
- Antivaxxer mad at memes
- Tv Shows I LOVE
- his bio said he can make me laugh
- Meg is like Yetti 😂
- Too good to not x-post from r/Tinder
- Attitude quotes for boys
- Modern Family
- Me_irl
- can’t handle the neutron style 😎
- Dodgers Haters Memes
- Rick and Morty Tinder convo. (Not mine)
- ❤️
- Funny babies
- Now Im even more glad I saw this movie.
- Dowager Countess
- Tying yourself up is hard.
- Oof
- Cursed_kiss
- A while back u/niegilsux posted about this guy asking a girl for her poop. I added the guy and this ensued (part 2)
- “Meaty yoker”
- 19 Kids & Counting
- Every gamer knew a kid like this.
- Gives me hope.
- According to Jim
- Marry her
- Its not just incoherent sex rambling, its ridiculously persistent incoherent sex rambling.
- The only two reasons I watched Married With Children [fixed]
- Saw this on twitter and figured I HAD to share it on here. Lmfaoooo
- Too far Tiffany
- aes. TEXTS
- The asterisks make it.
- the End is near...
- Huw Edwards
- If you’re on this subReddit then you probably relate
- I run a action figure review channel and do monthly giveaways, but I get this crap from stupid kids all the time...
- Different weight same result
- Reminds me of my dad
- The patriot AI takes control of american politics (1990)
- Shrek dab
- three HOURS😂😂💯TO FINISH THE SOUP😂😂😂😂😂SANTA🎅🏻🎅🏿
- Please stop talking
- midwife humor
- 2meirl4meirl
- nick
- ONCE Cast
- Act Of Kindness
- Hospice quotes
- The perfect homie doesnt exi-
- I’m hoping there are many in the same boat as me.
- Society😔
- just fucking have one 😡
- self defence training
- Straight out of the bag of fuckboy tricks
Lol @tylerrwebster_fanpage - @god_bless_america_3 on Instagram
- [Meme] No maam, I dont know where the blankets are, please leave me alone, I only have 5 minutes left to finish crying
- Things boys do we love
- Brains...
- Talk fast Gilmore Girls
- Profile said 18. He wasnt.
- ｉｔｓ ｔｈｅ ｔｉｍｅ ｆｏｒ ̷̆ͨ͒̏ͫ̎ͣ̄̐ͯ̓́͛͗̚͏̝̖̩͙̰̪̮̲̠͙͍̭̝̲͈̻͠ͅş̨̝̦̬̭̱͕͔̱̰̟͎͕͈̻͐̀̓̔̆̈́̃̏̏͢͝ ̴̉ͨ̌ͣͩ̔͊͗̌ͮ҉͔̞̩͎͓̞͙̟̟̤̙̪̩ͅp̶̣̘̙̫̞̙̜̖͓̬̳̱̹̯͍̭̾ͫ̏ͥ̃̍ͤ͌̉̔͘͞ ̢͖̫̲̼̼͕̭̪̹̝͕̰͍̮͍̽ͮ́̊̉ͨ́̚̕ȍ̧ͨ̐҉̣͉͇̺̙̀̕͞ ̵̢̯̜͎͕̰̮͇̹̩̭̳͍͈̭̺̿͛̌ͯ̊ͣ͡ō͚͕̺̳͈̠͖̲͚̝̗̈́̾̎̓͊̇͒̃̀̍̆̎͒̄͒͛͗̍͟ͅ ̨̛̹̤̞͕̯̠̟̲̫̣̹̃̓̐͗ͩͮ̍̃͌͒̎̕͠k̡̎͋̉͆ͫͣ̊ͥ͐̈́̔̅̽̏҉̡͇̗̫̣̳̤̲̘
- These will not be necessary.
- Me_irl
- Title
- Found this on r/tinder
- King of Queens
- I feel a little okay that I didnt have much to lose anyway
- Stupid kid lol 😂😂🤣🤣
- Texts
- funny chat
- Gabbi, make me happy
- Sounds like a good anime
- The best things in life.
- Step brothers
- OK I have enough
- Can everyone in that family spit fire?
- Anyone else doing this at work? No? Just me? Cool.
- Lmao
- When I shoot a 37 on the same 9 holes I shot a 53 on last week.
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- Did not expect that to turn out that way
- Love is in the air
- Retirement: Wishes, Messages, Quotes and Poems
- Best way to spend $20 [cheating][cuckold]
- Me after spending a day on Twitter
- My dad and I, circa 93-4. He passed 2 years ago yesterday. Love you and miss you dad!
- Luv at fookin first sight
- cheesy Valentine’s Day cards
- Fans when they see Pewds in public
- Hol up a minute
- My ex-girlfriends father. I cant imagine how hard that was for him to say. Guy probably saved my life.
- Always number 1
- @biminisurfer on Instagram
- no anthony will never do that he never do that to the smoshies
- @department_ess on Instagram
- dats peng funny
- It never ends
- Forever Love
- Funny parenting tweets
- couple snapchats
- Tinder knows
- Is it even a date if no one dies at the end?
- l u v.
- [Shitpost] Every MS2 currently
- Homie don’t play that
- Love it when they do that
- The Only Time Meg Is Useful
- Never cringed so hard
- Toooook me by the hAAaand
- Scrubs
- Damn Hippies...
- New meme format I found, blank template in comments
- funny baseball
- Truly, the most vicious of cycles.
- me irl
- Gush is an awful word
- being told off by someone on tinder in the form of a pick up line
- I feel like this is pretty relatable.
- Awkward Tv Show
- LOL GET OWWND XD
Fav picture of my best friend - @55thomas55 on Instagram
- cute couple goals
- Wow my dumb rap actually worked
- This convo with my boyfriend
- Why
- American Pickers
- [shitpost] cherish it
- A true legend.
- Blessed Love Quotes
- My mother loves that we all refer to her as Mantooth
- Cute relationship goals
- me_irl
- Murica!
- Breakup thoughts
- Relationship Images
- More meat please...
- me irl
- Got a FB friend who this describes perfectly.
- cursed_tinder
- Raising little men
- Just a bit more salt regarding Nvidias promised 8K gaming on RTX 3090
- This is so sad, can we hit Facebook?
- Kids birthdays !!!
- It did not have a wish scroll.
- No drugs kids
- Real Friends
- Home Inspection
How valuable should your rig be worth in order to say Shitbox? Obviously all XJs can say it #beatnotbabied - @beat_not_babied on Instagram
- Fuck you, Karen,
- They dont understand privacy
- Ive converted my mother
- Wait a minute.
- This was truly unfortunate
- hmm, interesting hobbies you got there!
- blursed conversation
- 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
- How to shut down a creepy DM 101
- Sometimes you gotta think on your feet
- Found on twitter. Thought it applied here.
- All Friends
- I love when I get set up to drop lines like these
- For those of you who got snow this morning
- Hugot
Relatable. #savethewheels #セーブザホイール #jdmwheels #meshwheels #forgedwheels #castwheels - @savethewheels on Instagram
- She almost saw the ladys dancin!!!!!!😱
- Poor kids of stupid parents
- Sometimes being a dad means...
- George Costanza talking to Derek Jeter
- Anyones??
- My boy James is a curious kid
- Everyones talking about Kevins chili, but I want to try some of Nates
- In my school, everyone had, and also was, this friend.
- What a winner!
- I spent too much time on this
- U N E D U C A T E D
- she does have a very nice figure -djt, the view, 2006
- Jesse, we still love you. All of you.
- Cool story bro
- Office_irl from my favorite episode
- You good back there?
- Karen gets burned 😎
- Me waiting for my $1200 from the government
- Notebook movie quotes
- thank you for not giving me a swirly today
- An old meme I found but is accurate
- Little brother quotes
- NCIS RULES!
- LOL
- Stupid millennials and theyre bad music
- 🅱️oat sex
- God and a furry conversate. [PART 2]
- jack and victor
- Anxiety and Depression
- Touché ...I have met my match here 🤣🤣
- She said she’s a lawyer that loves merlot in her profile.
- Logo I did for my friends’ podcast. First time doing caricatures!
- Fuck my life
- Panties accidentally left in bathroom
- Good one bois
- The best advice Ive ever received is... [Ricky Gervais- 800x450]
- Waking up in the middle of the night
- Technology bad. Boomer humor?
- “Lol”
- ????what is this
- Pitch Perfect Quotes
- How do I reach deez keeds?
- Blocked him immediately after bringing Role-play into the conversation...
- Come on Billy, get your shit together!
- Sex calls
- I got Tinder two days ago. First guy I ever unmatched...
- Show me a better duo, I’ll wait!
- Fine for me, but not for thee
- Funny Drinking Memes
- Funny Ass Videos
- Snapchat is promoting a highly dangerous challenge. Extra points for having a kid in the thumbnail
- Mods have no more funnies
- Blonde jokes!
- I just shiftet and pears my pants
- Bead Funnies
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- Friends will be friends
- Wrestling coach mocks George Floyd.
- .grey’s
- Elvis Presley Quotes
- After witnessing the murder of Jessica Eye:
- Whose missing ??🤔
- Let me guess.... Prince Andrew can’t remember meeting this girl as well???
- Big Lebowski
- Cute couples goals
- My response to r/TIL in the past few days.
- the sandlot kids
- Will you honor the request?
- McCaughey Septuplets
- Relatable
- You have been Warned...
- Me irl
- Everyones worst nightmare
- Massage and Bodywork Techniques
- books and movies
- Embarrassing moments
- He had a white coat on...
- Seeing other people
- That explains that weird smile. (OC)
- Aw thanks for using protection dad!
- Its going to be 90° tomorrow. I plan on being in the pool all day
- Even If you don’t feel loved, people love you
- Facts
- Fathers Day Quotes from Wife
- Trying to revive a dead meme with a shitty meme
- Anyone want to organize door to door visitation with me?
- Playing the victim and name-calling, the usual for my mother. And yes, her profile photo is a cartoon Trump holding a baby.
- The games hes referring to were me me taking ten minutes to respond because I was getting ready for bed.
- 2meirl4meirl
- i love this man so much
- Couples {Love}
- Dr. Cox
- Love Girlfriend
- An old friend contacted me. We met on Project Pokemon. Man those were the good ol days.
- buddy of mine pulls an impromptu f**k that face
- !!WTF Did I Just See?!!
Here’s the thing. When you leave nasty, thoughtless, hurtful, ignorant comments to an autism parent, on a site frequented by autism and special needs parents, you’re not only attacking me, but them as well #Autism #Parenting #remotelearning Link to full content in my profile https://www.theautismdad.com/2020/09/28/for-fucks-sake-enough-with-the-judgement-already/ - @theautismdad on Instagram
- Hey Dad
