
- This is something IFireMonkey found on this post on reddit


- Cock and ball torture


- Who’s Darius Rucker? Blanco Brown? Dolly Parton? Shania Twain? Taylor Swift? Reba? Just to name a few...


- This post on r/unethicallifeprotips


- Bot corrects bot


- “Such a heartwarming post”... I would love to read it...


- Holy shit this is alarming


- This.


- America didn’t exist until the white people got there, Invasion = Darwinism.


- When you have 18 Karma


- And with that, Modern Warfare never stood a chance


- Bots thinking I broke rules.


- The festering Irish version of this story is why young people will probably elect Sinn Féin to govern this Country.


- The fact they used the word ‘diddled’ is great. Just ties into that episode so perfectly.


- cursed_garnish


- Stand by your man


- Caught me off guard, seemed appropriate though.


- “I bench 475... started two weeks ago... nothin’ crazy”


- Muh freedom


- Top Minds believe that murdering a crowd that’s harassing a Nazi is the right move. Nazi sympathizers are out in full force


- Funny Conversation ..


- He looks like the one who costs more than 2000$


- Chismosang kapitbahay as contact tracers


- Cursed_comfort


- Religion always poking its head in...🤷♂️


- I like the way El thinks.


- We might not LIVE IN A SOCIETY soon. And its all because of Fortnite VIRGINS! Brave gamer knows the truth.


- Thats quite a thing to happen


- aw come on this was an obvious joke


- 2me4me


- weARing a maSk is a pErSonal cHOicE


- Cursed LEGO’s


- Cursed pirana plant


- Replying to a video of a young girl getting jumped by 5 other kids.


- Why...


- hope this isnt a repost, saw on r/trashy


- Wanted to post about a bug I’ve been having and flaired it as a bug (like I should) and was removed by auto mod and was told that I can’t put bugs on the sub.


- Got the boot from r/protect and serve. I think it was worth it. Was replying to a cop being bad ass talking about how his badge must be made of kryptonite because people he’s arresting yell about how they would beat him if it weren’t for his gun and badge.


- Top Mind doesn’t believe in systematic racism


- why


- Finally something positive from the twitter cesspool!


- These messages are not automated


- Im representing.


- Every body gangster untill he pulls up


- Ewwww. They’re dank.


- Cursed_money


- I just wanna know how this is political


- This guy and how his turtle was delivered


- I think I’ll pass.


- I got an erection. I just cut our the part with her hands and hung it in my room for a while


- Frontier Airlines buries link to legally required flight refunds in miniature text.


- Thanks showerthoughts


- Not the quality content r/food is looking for.


- I accidentally destroyed my friend Xbox, so he can play with me


- Cursed dildo


- Priorities I guess?


- Creative and rare


- Size matters


- The controversial Hong_Kong subreddit is attempting to gaslight the real Hong Kong subreddit. H_K is sponsored by Tencent, a Pro-China investment corporation.


- What the hell did I do?


- Cursed_bucket_of_water


- I posted two pictures side by side of the weather. I used Snapchat to take the picture, so I could add temperature. But that counts as a screenshot, so it’s removed.


- Average?


- How dare he not like the god 3.


- Cursed_Everything


- “Period sex is the best sex, virgin.”


- men are trash, give me money


- Aged like milk


- Scummy Redditors using false titles and information to get internet points.


- This is literally Straight Gamer Genocide


- Thank you!


- Hmmm interesting


- Just going to leave this here


- Day 4, the comments get better


- Simple Histories makes a video about the space race, blatantly states The U.S. won the space race! in the video, calls it a matter of opinion when someone lists the many more USSR achievements there are


- “If you cant handle me being sexual and creepy in my introduction then you arent worth my time.”


- Everything about this, the comments and the fact that they play over a tv show instead of commercials.


- A fresh insult nice


- Dont involve the Thanksgiving turkey in your kinks.


- me_irl


- Black Diamond is officially addressing their association with the Clarus Corporation.


- Cmon woman


- I love the smell of T O L E R A N C E in the morning


- Getting real tired of your s*#t


- [Request]What are the odds two different people upload the same meme within 5 minutes of each other on two different subreddits?


- I mean. Well the card game is based on the games and has reprints for each new gen...


- Mat Zo vs DVBBS


- She didn’t tag him. Tried her best


- Someone needs to stop this guy


- Claims Ethan isn’t funny but then copies his humour in a tweet? 🤔🤔


- Theyre getting closer


- Both are insane


- These NHS grapes are probably sour anyway.


- I thought I had something here...


- Head pats should work too :)


- Sheepdogs are superior to humans


- Woah how wholesome


- Posts that are literally identical to this one get this many upvotes at least once a week. I don’t even know why I’m on that sub anymore, it’s just a headache


- My boy did it


- Automoderator thinks my post about math was about wordplay. Why the frick?

- This famous person, with name redacted according to arbitrary rules, has a friend that has serious sex.

- A report from the office of national statistics in the UK.

- I encountered this Top Mind posting memes about “muh censorship on Facebook”. Just another authentic Bernie supporter who became a gay conservative thanks to PragerU and Q!

- Animal Crossing Memes

- A self awarewolf over at r/asoiafcirclejerk says jaime must have been being sarcastic when he said that he doesnt care for the people of kings landing because that goes against his character.

- Alright u/WickermanMallsBae , time to pony up.

- There’s a difference between skipping a meal because you’re not hungry and being anorexic

- I cant downvote these stupid comments at r/donald_trump

- [deleted]

- Dude gacha love neko (the post was about her) fucking doxxed someone and bots think its satire

- Cursed children.

- A true veteran

- Why not

- pretty sure it doesn’t work like that

- cursed_spiders

- Top minds of r/Conservative call on Democrats to be kind and decent people instead of mocking Trump, then proceed to viciously downvote anyone calling for them to do the same, all while continuing to be hateful assholes.

- Furry Ferret

- Hey cool kids, how about that funky new Kickstarter project?

- Chain post from u/The_Guide_, this guy dmed us both asking weird questions and got pissy as me because I told him to A) Leave me alone multiple times and B) to not drag me into shit.

- Dumbasses on tiktok started plastering this shit everywhere

- Bragging about spending more than $9,000 for “puss”

- $WKHS LMAO these mf short everything.. get ready for a new batch of bag holders

- Nah I wasn’t interested in knowing anything about the pandemic response

- Redditor thinks men dont need safe spaces and are the only dangerous think

- Don’t you just love ignorant homophobia

- 2me4later

- r/Conservative on systemic racism

- Not sure y u are butt hurt about a successful guy getting wealthy? People choose to work at corporations not forced. Get used to capitalism or move 2 Cuba

- Cursed_Hobo

- This guy was too smart to get good grades in school

- What a weird taste.

- Stock X Tries to Screw Me....

- Looking at you, dankmemes

- I guessed exactly when the album was gonna drop! Whoever posted this and deleted there account, you owe me a fucking shirt!

- A horrible attempt at making up a story to fit his narrative 🙄 hes definitely TA

- Found some of us out in the wild

- No no no!

- Got baned from r/comics cause of a stupid joke

- I swear, this person has messaged me this exact message at least 5 times.

- Found on r/food

- Trying to explain peak time prices.

- Another post auto deletd by a bot that just doesnt understand.

- These people on Reddit defending wealthy pedophiles and trying to justify their actions

- Buddy coerces drunk virgin friend to impregnate an obese lady.

- Why should I rehost with imgur or gfycat. I always get annoyed when having to open the post in a different browser.

- Epic address double shotgun. Pretty clear and understandable point.

- This dumbass on Twitter was being annoying and calling slice of life anime normie. Apparently hunter x hunter is underrated...

- Its never enough

- Unrealistic body expectations

- yikies

- Cursed_funeral

- There are mobile games claiming that you can win real money by playing their game. However, when you get almost enough in-game currency to get real money, the game stops giving the currency, preventing you from cashing out anything, causing players to get nothing while the companies get ad revenue.

- So uncivilized

- me🍰irl

- YALL HE FOUND MY POST

- No, I meant *real* slaves!

- Someones having a heated gamer moment

- “EU is communist too”

- In an insane pivot, conservatives (pretend) to see the value in the free, independent press they hold so much disdain for

- 4D chess

- Just... this

- NEWS FLASH: Organized food is apparently gay.

- Swear I’m not a Karen, I just want my money back

- Gatekeeping learning how to draw

- Climate change denial and transphobia all in one! Talk about killing two birds with one stone

- these kind of people

- Talking about politics, dude runs out of arguments and resorts to calling me a burger flipper. Fuck this guy

- [Off-Site] Xbox servers went down for 9 hours and people are demanding compensation

- The rest of his list is ridiculous but at least he knows the danger of MLMs

- Gay undocumented man stands up against oppression in a Starbucks line.

- Cursed_gonorrhoea

- This is just priceless!

- Ads in my comments? Really?

- So I was banned from a subreddit because of cringe? For context, it was a post criticizing the mods for going against their own rules.

- My (Awful) Experience with StockX

- My colony is great but.... *really?*

- The r/showerthoughts bot thought I misunderstood the rules because I was talking about bathrooms.

- Don’t mind the Garfield comment

- Seriously Shower thoughts???

- Honestly, screw this stupid ass rule.

- You get a silver and You get a silver! You get a silver!

- Wheres the Mobile user?

- Is it ok that I get annoyed when people praising something I said on reddit assume I’m a guy? This has happened to me a few times (pic is the latest instance), and I never know how to feel about it or if I should respond, “Thanks, and I’m not a guy.”

- “Best country of the world”

- Cursed_Dolphin

- Bet half these people are sitting here with alcohol in their fridge...

- Why dont you go ahead and adopt two dogs (with pics)

- Follow up to another post by another guy (link in comments)

- I think this is the fight to make at 135.

- Helping out your dishwasher

- Spiders

- hard life quotes

- Duude I was almost right also hoes to dude above cause its close (and the guy below dreamed with impulses at this point but they’re gone RIP)

- A bit late but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- Cursed_ohno

- The mental heath of healthcare professionals is sometimes shaken by the things they see. This Redditors perspective is golden!

- I posted in a subreddit about how I met someone I enjoy being intimate with when I used to think I hated sex and that I’m now in a healthy and happy relationship, and I got this as a message. How lovely.

- Cursed_Animal Crossing

- Heres a day in my weeb life

- I’m sure that everybody clapped for you.

- The automod on this sub

- Cursed_imagine

- You bieng rude here take a gold and shut up

- When Trump’s the one not being insane, it gotta be a Karen...

- You know when kids say english lexicon and that they wanna wotk at mcdonalds

- Reddit moment. My best comment of the last 30 days is about me saying id suck myself off.

- From that DMT cult sub, Blue refers to OP as the literal Second Coming of Christ

- For fucks sake

- cursed_leader

- Savage bot

- And this is why I dont like participating outside my few subreddit info participate in

- Cursed_Batteries

- New android oreo update now tells me that I have apps using battery but I can only mute it for 2 hours max before it comes back.

- Can’t believe James is peregnat, oh, sorry, pregnant*

- Guy writes weird thread about hating dog lovers and then says some gross shit

- Fresh take on sexual assault

- This guys entire account.

- Yeah... that’s exactly what I was talking about.

- Cursed_Stupidmod

- Cursed_Bigfoot again

- Thank you Spokane for being my constant source

- Do people like this realize that nobody gives a shit?

- Samsung putting ads in stock apps

- How in the world can a machine tell a thought is “common or unoriginal “?!?!? The auto-mod program writers for r/ShowerThoughts deserve a Nobel price for such a breakthrough.

- On their cake day, let us remember the most famous asshole design of all time

- This

- Not sure where this belongs, this is the best place I can think of.

- No one cares because of toxic masculinity

- A almost 3 year old account...

- Mad lads break the law.

- Well, this is new...

- Sorry for the shitty censoring

- So I posted my art on a creepypasta sub, and one of the comments pretty much told me to kms, and so I confronted them by being a smartass. I honestly cannot understand why people are like this from the beginning and think this is okay. Afterwards they got pissed. Im amused. What do you think?

- This neckbeard used the infinite wisdom of Rick and Morty to say that Ghandi was a bad person

- Are you kidding me?

- Roblox choosing beggar? Ft. Bloxburg

- I dont like terarria anymore.

- Yep.

- Now they are Mario and Luigi

- Top Minds claims Hillary has no power, but also think she runs a secret cabal of super ninja assassins that can silence any opponent at any time.

- Getting girls and the ass cleaned at the same time, fantastic

- SLPT: Need home defence? Use exactly what the founding fatheres used.

- r/showerthoughts Automodell doesn’t even bother to tell you what vague rule(s) you broke, and no one of the mods answers to messages.

- today i learned that transgender people murder scientists

- Press X to doubt

- Cursed_IceAgeBaby

- This subreddit that doesn’t give any help for me and my broken computer.

- Are you a female?

- WARNING! THIS CREEP IS ALWAYS STALKING THIS SUBREDDIT so if you get a message that ressembles this, dont open the images because you will indeed see a penis. Ive reported him to the mods but I still havent gotten a response back. Hes messaged me twice already.

- Tried posting to r/pics, but was told my throwaway account was too new. Nowhere in the rules does it say that the account needs to be a certain age or older

- Cursed_attemptedcompliment

- Discussing BLM representation in Soaps.

- What the fuck? And then they wonder why men hate gold diggers!!

- Guys look what Ive found

- Why must this keep happening

- the rules on r/showerthoughts are too strict. first two tries were removed because I spelt Every day as Everyday, which is fair. and now its unoriginal? I cant find it anywhere. this is infuriating, to me at least.

- Sums up everyones feelings right now.

- I always comment too late and get buried on these questions, but I figured it would be appreciated here.

- This broke my little heart

- Left is about people, Right is about power

- Top Mind is okay with executing wrongfully convicted people because “they were guilty of other crimes”

- Accurate bot flair is accurate

- I feel like this belongs here

- Cursed grandma

- Sometimes I just cant

- Two year old used to have enemies

- Well, the proof is kinda right above...

- I should really change my profile picture. I forgot not everyone knows i got a haircut.

- My post on r/unpopularopinion about how I think getting mad about reposts gets removed because it’s a repost.

- Dont mind me just raising awareness

- Can anyone here tel me how this is political?

- Guy tries to vent after friend passes away. Some jerk gives him the giggle award as if it were a joke.

- I’m a beta cuck and he is a cinephile and intellectual.

- Post removed from r/outoftheloop because i forgot one word.

- Hey guys, I just gotta rake in that sweet karma for something someone else did!

- If youll ever feel like your post isnt doing well, you should know that EA got -667K votes

- We could crash their economy in a instant and Mexico doesnt have petroleum

- Biden supporters are ahead of schedule

- A hero artist

- I made a satire post on r/choosingbeggars sounding like a choosing beggar begging for free WiFi:

- Top Mind believes Social Security is the singular cancer killing the west because it somehow makes parents raise bad children?

- This 9 paragraph reply to my post that had nothing to do about race and was a good picture

- I’m a cuck and he is so much more smarter than me.

- Pretty dope mod.

- Top Mind wants to genocide a few billion people. I don’t know what else to say

- Mods in r/unpopularopinions think talking about assholes is meta lol

- Ummm, what?

- Top Mind defending Necrophilia part 2

- Dark and true and... laughable.

- Cursed_kidsmenu

- Seriously!!?? Ads inside posts?? They are ruining the Reddit experience!!

- Tourists are the only reason the British Royal Family are still around anyway.

- Why does this exist

- My post got taken down for being not cursed enough

- Calling a guy out for using numerous accounts to litter YouTube with links of videos from his YT channel that steals other people’s videos.

- VERY WHOLESOME

- I do believe this belongs here

- People bragging about taking drugs or wanting to die in general just make me wish there was a delete comment that existed.

- Why are people like this

- People like this bruh
