
- me_irl


- Africa


- Party Guests


- Indecision


- Burgerless King


- mostly void, partially stars


- Exactly how instant are we talking here?


- Air and Space Exhibit underwhelms spaced out patrons


- Alfred Hitchcock - the Master!


- My girlfriend and I got the same grammatically incorrect fortune while on a date.


- Well that’s not how that works


- Books


- When you read a well-written, informational article, right up until it ends with a snarky “Learned something, huh?”


- ... In bed?


- Every. Damn. Day.


- [OC] Happiness is relative


- Chuck Norris


- Beer tasting (OC)


- Equal or Lesser Value


- Seriously?!? I mean really?!? [just happened]


- Family Circle


- Snow? (RimWorld Comics)


- Put that on your resume. [OC]


- Dice addiction


- me irl


- being single


- My news feeds today


- Prediction protection


- No offense.


- Santa is coming...


- Friendship


- Thats it. Thats the entire comic strip.


- Grin LOL ROTGL(MAO)


Heer🥀💎 ❣💔🖤 - @babyness.x on Instagram


- My office cubicles white board these days :)


- Blursed passion


- A design I made for a cyberpunk themed challenge


- No matter how fast light travels... - Terry Pratchett [OC] - [1200x776]


- My dad has a deadly allergy to any type of shellfish/seafood. He got this in his fortune cookie after lunch.


- Not Today.


- Bound


- 3AM Quotes :)


- The pressure society puts on men to be square is unacceptable


- We are not pleased.


- This Buffett will charge you double if you waste any food


- There is no need to apologize


- Funny Fortune Cookie


- How they imagined portable telephones would make our lives a mess in 1920s.


- [OC] My 14yo son likes to draw comics on his whiteboard. Heres what I saw this morning..


- Looks like grandma got a job at Subway!


- Meet Your Brother from Cicero. Hes not very good at Reddit, but he always brings beer


- Its gone too far.


- comics


- Sarah See Andersen


- Student exam


- I AM THE OTHER DOOR


- Dailey Bukowski


- Three Words


- I received the same fortune from three different cookies


- Hope you all have a great day!


- I can hear this scene


- Shamelessly stolen from r/LeWrongGeneration


- Comics,


- I shat myself.


- My local campus town Jimmy Johns does this on weekends after bar close.


- No matter the age, this issue still ensues


- christmas brodent


- fortune cookie sayings


- Stress Relief for Teachers


- Friend saw this today while volunteering with little kids


- Humor is best weapon


- Typo in Chuckle Bros made my local newspaper


- Is the cucumber bitter? A Stoic square


- mushrooms


- Yall know Jim has a son


- ADDICTED TO...


- Elementary School Counseling


- Ok but what about my raise? [OC]


- Dice Shaming


- A witty remark couldnt hurt, could it? [femdom][chastity][caning]


- Making Friends is Easy


- Found on bathroom wall in bowling alley. Really, pet turtles are that big of a problem?


Thank you. To all teachers of all disciplines. You shape the children who are the future. #teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #school #backtoschool - @perryfellow on Instagram


- Home Ownership


- Makoto has no idea!


- Former Quote from /r/GetMotivated


- Stay there


- One of our roommates is going off to the army and were giving him a going away party. We labelled all of the doors. Heres the garages sign.


- Date night!


- Future Self


- I assure you, the milkshake machine is working


- Cute Texts To Ur Crush(or by accident)


- ANOTHER WEEK


- Relationship bad


- Remember to Floss Twice a Day... Among Other Things [OC]


- Dear Team Canada… (fixed)


- Motivation.


- Found this in my schools library


- Epitaphs


- Pretty hate machine

- ASL

- Blursed request

- Two gamers discuss the merit of online play

- This is just laziness

- Albert Camus

- Business Cartoons

- My staff are garbage.

- Funny sign at local pizza joint

- Human Centered Design

- feel better quotes

- Found at police station, sign says that usually they like evidences but not there. Wipe them.

- The cone.

- Display Ideas

- writing

- feeling sad

- [OC] When words don’t feel like enough

- Every Trump rally

- Gallbladder surgery

- Sperms [OC]

- Sez Here

- [OC] Taking care of memories

- Simplify, simplify.

- Last year I was fortunate enough to visit this historic place.

- Deeply-Held Beliefs (OC)

- Post Thanksgiving

- Michael impersonating Jim at The Dundies

- Blursed toilet paper

- Primate Checkmate (OC)

- The Pro-Life campaign handed these out during a protest in Dublin today.

- Work sucks, I know.

- Its just spite.

- I think this is for a dance...

- Having to go floor to floor to use the bathroom

- One Room Left

- Well, thats one way to deter thieves...

- Please ! :)

- Calvin & Hobbes

- inspiration

- Comrade Calvin

- blursed_microwawe

- Science!

- Cards

- Dungeon Master reaction guide [OC]

- Originally posted in r/comics

- The Blue Boy

- The 3 worst everyday interactions

- Why are people like that?

- Yeah, youre an asshole. Unfortunately for you, so am I.

facebook.com/dungenmusic - @dungen_musik on Instagram

- Mornings.

- DNA

- Now thats excellent marketing.

- Fortune Quotes

- [OC] Rarely asleep

- The fun part of having legal weed all around lol

- Ok what? Please explain

- Not so useful information.

- Blursed comic (sorry if it’s been done before)

- April Fools Day

- Sometimes the simplest use of words can be the most uplifting (x-post from r/GetMotivated)

- My dad sneezed in a restaurant and blew his nose, and a guy got up from his booth to deposit this on our table

- Im cheerfully cynical. -Roger Cicala [1600x1224]

- Stationary bites [OC]

- Indescribable

- to leave a note for the gas man

- Laffy Taffy.

- Im a male server at a chinese restaurant. Sometimes I take a couple fortune cookies at the end of my shift. I grabbed these two today. I think something/someone is trying to tell me something...

- Meetings

- I will be forever, alone

- Getting a job: 1970s vs. today

- Muffin

- Work cartoons

- Papa Calvin is so relatable.

- So Much Undoing – So Much Left Undone - Trump After Trump comic strip no. 27

- Teacher Comics

- Erins one liners were killer

- Funny Fortune Cookie

- You are the World...

- The employee cafeteria is laying down the law

- When you work at a print shop and can make these in 1 minute.

- blursed vaccination

- Bought a hot dog, saw this on the wall

- Creepy dick pic? Nope, thats just techno flirting, according to Glamour Magazine UK.[repost from r/creepyPMs]

- Touch... I remember touch... [OC]

- Fortune cookies have taken a turn for the mean...

- Flash at school

- English classroom activities

- I have searched the plant twice and still dont know where they are kept.

- It’s just a beard hair

- Newsfeed - made this a while back

- Good to know

- What do you even do all day?

- This hospitals bathroom has a way to signal for help.

- With a little bad luck this could be any of us.

- Taco Bell apologizes for convenience

- accounting humor

- The caption on this toothbrush

- I dont want to know what you like

- Perfectly imperfect

- Whaddya mean by that!?

- I cant believe I had to put this sign behind our dumpsters today.

- Posted in the mens room at GP Sacramento. very cringeworthy.

- Hastate

- The sign fell apart a bit

- If I saw this when I started magic I would think that was stupid and aesthetics is never as important the deck’s contents. Now I hope my opponents notice the art theme of my lands

- a nice message

- The Right Thing to Say (RimWorld Comics)

- Me_irl

- Found in my grans nursing home

- Intended use

- Someone posted this from their neighbors fence - we have one in my University lab!

- My fortune cookie today gave me some insight into hifi.

- Normal is subjective. What kind of fuckery goes on in here?

- If a robot promises to love you..

- My eighty year old barber has this on the back of his business card. He is a Korean War vet who still goes to work everyday to get away from his wife for a few hours.

- some of my daily comics been doing them since 2005....

- So apparently this is a problem..

- Data Cartoons, E-Cards, etc...

- Theyre becoming more sneaky...[PIC]

- Best Cards Against Humanity

- Ffs fine... Ill give you a crisp!

- The worst part is I actually got excited when I read the top part

- These instructions are very positive, but also make me worried.

- This brewery has a sign in the bathroom that offers a backup plan incase your date isnt going so well

- HELLS KITCHEN

- They are so incredibly detailed, that they leave a Starbucks cup in the cupboard :)

- Basil?

- The eyes are always watching. ( bolts with smudges)

Current cheese feels. When everything else is falling apart, cheese is always the answer. - @homage2fromageuk on Instagram

- Amazing comics!!

- Andy capp

- Netflixs DVD Mailer Drawing Contest

- I dont think this counts as LOTO

- My attempt to make new friends in college... [FIXED]

- Uncle Eyepatch [OC]

- Michelle Obamas hard work really paid off...

- Let Me Eat Cake

- This table is doing God’s work

- My local coffee shop has a good policy

- My gym has had trouble with members leaving their weights laying around recently

- Trying to teach my sub speech restrictions

- Reading Acceptance

- This is the most generic and bland fortune ever, and you get it after going to a restaurant.

- Heartbroken [OC]

- Good old passive aggressive note in the toilets at work

- Madlad chooses a team name

- Project Management

- Advice For So Called Life

- Creepiest fortune cookie I ever received!

- Something’s wrong [OC]

- Cinematography & Films

- Found at McDonalds bathroom

- Threesomes are overrated [OC]

- Sailing Takes Me Away

- Band

- criminal buns

- Other Side gets the too deep into MLM parent

- When youre too lazy to put a fryer basket in the proper sink thats not even a foot away.

- Funny

- Come on Super Buffet, this is just shameless...

- Wise Words

- Engineering must be rough...

- The fortune I got out of this cookie was surprisingly poignant.

- Despite Popular Opinion: Bitcoin is Something Very unLike Gold - Ethereum Certainly Isnt Silver

- I work with unintelligent people that are armed

- [OC] TRUE Love

- Friends Trying to Get Preggo Get this Fortune

- The model demonstrating how to assemble my new trash can looks like a Twilek.

- making comics

- Blursed description and instructions.

- Quotes

- Immediately following this pic, she ate the fortune

- shoo bad bird!

- What are the chances that two of my other neighbors had packages jacked and management doesn’t do a damn thing?

- LPT: Make a to-do list filled with trivial/meaningless tasks that you can check off throughout the day so you feel like youre actually accomplishing something.

- Funny Comics

- My one joy in life, denied by Bagram Base OPs.

- Real talk

- I got this fortune today. Thanks for the info.

- Does it matter which hand?

- Morning Coffee Quotes

- Found this for sale at a liquidators

- This string of comics at the dentist office.

- Got this fortune almost exactly a week after being bitten by a flying squirrel I was coaxing out of a kitchen cabinet with a chestnut

- Home, Sweet Home

- Sometimes they can be TOO smart...[OC]

- Inspiring Post-it Note on the office printer.

- A rose by any other name...

- Me & Medicine

- ANJOS

- My fortune cookie couldnt of been more right.

- the facts

- Debugging Steps!

- Saw This at School During Finals

- Now theyre worried about market share?

- This fortune cookie I got today

- 4th on 12th MATH

- If this isnt motivational, I dont know what is.

- oh its coming

- Andertoons
