- 2meirl4meirl
- So I posted the picture below the black line to r/boneappletea because the person were trying to say the word restaurant but ended up writing restraint. Then my post got removed for breaking the no identifying information rule. Although, I have (as you can see) covered everything I should cover.
- Straight to the point
malewife when
- This is golden. Way to have a sense of humor.
Angel dust icon
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- Oh.
LISA || DENTISTE
- Not all white people who practice witchcraft appropriate
galliano
My home
- And the broken english is only making it worse
- MalwareBytes highlighting the Keep Subscription button and placing it on the right (I, of course, clicked that first)
mine 3
- This woman should be called karen
Partnership Agreement Template | Free Word Templates
- That’s not how Craigslist works.
- Mum, sister, me have names that start with K. Mum made a group and named it this.
ppiw -- ppiw !! 🦢
- Mississippi Wikipedia Page
Ruin tsams
- How to introduce yourself
Free Photo | Handshake close-up of executives
- Myself and 17 other random people all got group spammed together
FREE 7+ Room Rental Agreement Form Samples in MS Word | PDF
- Men, the root of all evil; women easily forget they are the predominant caregivers.
:3
- Lets just burn it all
- me😎irl
- Delusional man doesn’t understand what are interest rates
- We’re sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service
- I’m trying about as hard as I can here
- 2020.10.3: Kaki Bukit Division - Daily Meal Launch
- Thanks Janice
- Fisherman: our battle would be legendary
- Ah yes, vaccinating. The thing so commonly associated with letting down your child. (X-Post r/Trashy)
- If watching what I eat is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
- The Directors Guild of America is trying to get in touch with Banksy to pay him money owed for his documentary Exit Through the Gift Shop. Maybe if this hits front page hell see it.
- I texted all of my contacts: Happy New Year!. Im posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits.
- Tinder wholesome goodness
- Blursed experiences
- No shoes, no shirt, no mask, no service. Now get out of the fucking line so I can buy shotgun shells
- Vietnam Holidays
- Sweet Jesus it is always about them
- When your best friend and long time gaming partner sends you a love text in the morning when titanfall is life. ((xpost from r/titanfall))
- Saying goodbye is always hard, but it has to be said until you acknowledge it.
- A library by me stayed open for people during a snowstorm and a Good Samaritan helped out
- Öppet brev till /r/ubbet
- Shaky hands
Tutorial Presensi Online Mahasiswa Universitas Teknologi Yogyakarta . . . #masukuty #mahasiswaindonesia #mahasiswajogja #universitasteknologiyogyakarta - @masukuty on Instagram
- I’m not even sure why I try Craigslist anymore.
- Shes back and I dont know why
- this landlord tried using the bible to raise the wrong persons rent
- A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
- One day someones going to physically hurt her for this coping mechanism and shell cry victim then too.
- Don’t drag me into this shit! I just needed college money and job skills.
- Antivaxxer thinks being in a different timezone means they are in the future
- Verizon is now charging remind for its messaging service...
- Did you got my charjsn?
- Last year I posted a penis inspection flyer at school. This year I made a new flyer from scratch, but I can’t post it due to quarantine. So I’m putting it online! [repost due to privacy]
- Guess I’m a man then!
- Maria is her spirit guide 😬
- Corrupt Governor wants to suspend traffic law, cops tell him to piss off
- mvh nordia
- Cursed_roblox
- Who knew Marge was a Karen?
- Im an anomaly because I like nerds
- Black people cant be racist
- Legal reasons to own a gun in the UK... hasn’t changed since 1603
- Perfect definition of nice guys.
- I wish I could say something, but Im honestly speechless
- GIVE A ME JOB.... not those ones tho. Also Im gonna bang your wife lmao.
- The President of the United States violating the Emoluments clause by selling t-shirts that gaslight the multiple other scandals hes caught up in.
- Woke cereal
- part 2: electric boogaloo
- Terri Irwin corrects Bob Katter about an issue he doesnt understand
- Uber has been texting me codes for months for no reason, finally told them to stop now they won’t stop texting me how to start the texts again
- Why does this community have to be so toxic
- This might be sexist but...
- Police focuses more on transphobic comments more than missing person case (X-post)
- my school blocks emails to ACT, which is a pretty reasonable place to email
- Please advise
- Shunned by your own kin
- Oh, the small town I grew up in.
- You aint shit
- Humor: Facebook
- Maybe it was for a milk bath.
- Yup definately personal taste
- Graphic Resume
- Restricted Access to the Ocean
say no-no to the po-po - @jxpoll on Instagram
- I posted this in my google classroom
- Nah
- i MUST opt in
NOOO 😳😭 - @growingupasian__ on Instagram
- get urself a gf like mine 2.0
- So, whats the title?
- They shipped it out of the province I live in, just to have to ship it back.....
- Whats up my n words???
- So I criticized someone’s art and tried to give them tips. I didn’t say any thing mean. Literally all I did was give someone some hands to copy and then this dude comes in. Obviously you don’t have to listen to criticism, but you should consider it maybe.
- I am not sure I have all of the skills required for this job....
- The butthole incident
- This gift keeps on giving
- Give this man a raise
- 09/26/2017: Propagandists propose to remove Coinbase and BitPay from Bitcon.org and “alert” users that supporting an increase to 2mb makes them altcoin peddlers.
- My ex hookup almost hooked me on this one
- Mercedes 1-2
- KBDfans has excellent customer support
- My boyfriend had an interesting encounter today...
- Your fear of nerve damage, blindness, and kidney failure is just fat phobia....
- virus ?? no LOL
- Okay, this is epic
- Awesome
- MURICA!
- Dog car booster seat
- Easy breezy
- Got this email receipt today (personal info scratched out). Couldnt even tell there were words at first
- It’s 1:30 am. I’m too tired to think of a title.
- Id like to purchase a bushel of apes
Being single in the world of dating apps, this is the kinda bullshit I gotta face! 🤣 I’ll send her an email. You never know! #POF #ModernDating #SingleLife #SinglePeopleProblems #PlentyOfFish #Tinder #Bumble #DatingApps #Spam - @hiraniworld on Instagram
- Bad at titles
- Guys claims fake London Underground sign as his own on Twitter...Gets called out - Has lame response. I unfollowed both...
- Oh the poor guy
- meirl
- Why repeat yourself like this?
- Susie Sourposs
- When people do this
- *tilts heads confusingly, making a uwu face*
- Origins of spider baby?
- Hey thin-brains, are you maintaining or losing weight during lockdown? This Tweeter feels bad for your body.
- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...
- We all know the pain
- Yikes
- I don’t encourage hooking up during a global pandemic but please check out UGA’s guidelines for sex to avoid covid 😂😂
- Jokes About Men
- Its not much, but this is the first time someone (whom I dont know personally) purchased my music. I emailed him to thank him, and he emailed me back saying he played it on the radio!
- Cute texts
- Just, why? And how?
- Is this true: The Hindu banned non-veg because it offends vegetarians
- On ee go Nicola hen
//Mumma I love this boy// Mumma I love this boy, Who has eyes like the embers of the sun, And which sparkles like the moon - Everytime he spots asthetic books In some vintage library. Who has this nose like an autumn evening Frozen at the end Which turns red every time he cries, after his favourite character in the movie dies. Who has the lips Like those of a baby, Which turns into a broad curved smile - everytime he sees his favourite food ; And I absolutely regret, not getting to taste them yet. Mumma I love this boy, Who holds a smile even on the hardest days and walks on the streets when it rains For, then, no one can see him crying. I love this boy Who wears sad eyes in a hollow soul , And keeps almonds in his pockets, which he says stinks of the memories, Someone left him with. Mumma I love this boy, Who feeds the stray dogs a meal thrice a day , and throws almonds at the birds to eat. Who pays Ramu Kaka an extra penny everytime he drinks tea, with extra sugar and a lot of milk. I love this boy who offered his sweater to that girl on the road the other day , for there was a red stain on the backside of her dress. Mumma I love this boy Who dreams of going to Hogwarts , and hates 13 reasons why Just the way I do, Who loves John Green books, and holds Paper Towns close to his heart. Just the way I do. Who sits on the terrace , listening to the distant brontide, and comes down to his room- Whenever it rains heavily , For he says, Heavy rains are overrated, I love the sereine ! (Yay! Just the way I think.) Mumma I love this boy, Whom I fear losing much, This boy , with whom I want to share an umbrella. This very boy whos not just any other boy to me. This boy whom I expect to stay. Mumma you see? I love this boy. ~ shrestha♥ . . K, so I used more than 1 prompt this time😋 Prompts used - embers of the sun and I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying by @pentupthoughts he wears sad eyes in a hollow soul and the almonds in my pockets have started to stink of your memories by @thereshamsharma ♥♥ . . #pentupaugustprompts #writersday #writingcommunity #globalagepoetry #globalagecaption - @shrestha.sengupta on Instagram
- I received a real email from Vice President Mike Pence the other day. Id thought Id share it.
- Meanwhile my gay twin brother:
- Since you all in her phone
- Found this on a uni’s confession page
- When cops cover their badge numbers...
- me irl
- Tinder in a nutshell
- Being fat is an affliction that is impossible to change.
- OK.
- These YouTube descriptions - the video was about Fortnite thumbnails...
- Reddit is not safe.
- Joint attention
- True fact
- A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
- Goodreads is for all your mildly infuriating needs!
- Youre violating my freedom of being a KKK- every pigs
- Password Communism; Your password is now our password
- cute couple goals
- Oh my God Becky, look at my male friend experiencing mansplaining.
- No, Facebook, I would not like to revisit what I said in middle school.
- Redhead caught redhanded!
- This guy needs a raise
- An extremely vague conspiracy theory used to back up an irrational perspective, followed up by a passive-aggressive smiling emoji
- To hit send, or not to hit send? That is the question. Yes? No? Let me know.
- r/ChoosingBeggars o su versión mexicana r/LimosneroYConGarrote
- Any interesting idea to carry the conversation ahead ? Really need to impress this girl...
- When you combine a PS4 fanboy and an alienware shill...
- He wasn’t trying to hit on her or anything!
- Fish in the bathtub
- Its all about the long game
- Swipe right if you actually read this...
- Twas back in the Great Depression I picked up the guitar, not during something as easy as this recession.
- This bot keeps messaging you after you unsubscribed and has no option to be turned off.
- This is how you die alone
- One does not play judo. Let me explain why
- Online magazine believes that art should be paid for.. kind of.
- A while back u/niegilsux posted about this guy asking a girl for her poop. I added the guy and this ensued (part 2)
- Master beam by modi ji. #parody
- Well that changes everything...
- Yea... this should work. It will get my attention and have me begging...
- Das mit den Trollen hat die AfD noch nicht ganz so verstanden. Wenn man die direkt anspricht, dann wirds nämlich schlimmer.
- What the fuck is wrong with men
- super nice and understanding at first, but I didnt reply fast enough..
- Douchey dude tries to insult a woman and accidentally compliments her instead. Dear lord, I love it so much.
- Barbaric Dick
- Users of Breitbart are pumped about the recent terror attack in London. There are pages of comments like this.
- We out here cringin
- sorry if this is a repost, pls remove if so
- The back of this letter is lined
- After messaging for a few hours, I started talking about building a PC and video games....I guess I lost him
- this is a person from my school , i think i want to leave
- Oh Reddit
- Hmmm guys, do you think she likes me?
- I just started talking to this guy an hour ago Im genuinely concerned.
- Me irl
- Not OC - Accurate representation of every CB conversation
A side by side of how two presidents chose to respond to a national crisis/tragedy. I blurred out their names and faces so you could make an unbiased decision as to which you thought was better and more thoughtful. - @bretraybould on Instagram
- Proof that Singaporeans have zero sense of humour
- No resume, no knives, and an attitude? You’re hired!
- Took me so long to see that there is a message in the green box. On an opticians website nonetheless.
- Pisay - Bicol Campus warning letter to parents of students who are members of progressive organizations.
- People who post stuff like this..
- Call her a slut for not wanting to sleep with you
- These r/the_donald users before and after finding out who the Las Vegas shooter is.
- Crpf jawans are entering college campuses and harrasing students
- I’m not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash
- I’m allergic to a lot of things.
- Jealous Friend
Correcting misinformation about the #BreonnaTaylor case via @thefakepan cause we see some of you need it 🙄🧐😑😒 #ModelsForChangeNow #BlackLivesMatter #ArrestTheCopsWhoKilledBreonnaTaylor - @modelsforchangenow on Instagram
- Okay then Karen
- Recently contacted Spinmaster about a Christmas toy that did not have all of the parts in the box; this was their response
- I posted a meme with my face on it and got a comment saying thanks for the wank. Checked their profile and they have a wife. In summary they have a wife yet they still jerk off to pictures of girls (fully clothed might I add) and even admit to it in the comment section in public.
- Guy keeps commenting ‘my wife’ on my Instagram posts and tells me he’s a ‘good man’ as to why I should accept his dm’d marriage proposal. Goes on to imply I’m racist and calls me a f****t when I say no and don’t tell him where I live
- Walang ganun, mars!
- We were just talking and I asked them if they wanted to come over and this happened, help
- This was handed to freshman at my school today as a senior prank
- Dating apps are truly a blessing
- Raping Victims of abuse when you are supposed to look after them
- Woman tries to laugh at Facebook post and instead becomes confused by the selfie she posted.
- Former professor’s wife messaged me on LinkedIn, checked her profile and turns out she sells Monat 🙄
- The guy worked there 6 months and the code worked.
- When someone tells you youre boring because youre against smoking
- McDonald’s Canada confirms they aren’t planning on adding dairy-free alternatives to their menu.
- Standard 2008. (translation in comments for none UK viewers)
- The amount of information required to delete your epic games account. From u/SimplyParkour
- Fat logic at its finest
- We’ve been brainwashed
- Cancelled 3pm Orders Wont Get Gift (Per Hasbro)
- Found this on my old phone. This was my manager (also son of the owner.) Never shared it anywhere, so here you go.
- Much respect to this officer
- Karate Tournament
- Classical Music News: Fort Wayne Philharmonic Management Silences Musicians
- This scammer I found on a hookup website wants my “Routine” number.
- The murdered posted this online...
- Precisa de um transplante de coração? Moleza, faz uma vaquinha de 10 mil dólares e tá tudo certo!
- Suddenly gay
- But why should I pay you the bare minimum to do me a favour?
- Absolute chonk of an anaconda
- This is the email we received while trying to open a support case for some software we own. This should be illegal.
Wanted to share this text a fan sent me to let fans of whatever fandom that YOUR happiness is what makes your favorite artist happy. YOUR happiness comes first. Remember that. 팬 여러분의 행복이 여러분이 좋아하는 아티스트의 행복이 됩니다. 당신의 행복이 우선인 걸 잊지 마세요. 🙏🏻 When you need someone to hear you out, text me at (213) 444-5416 - @blobyblo on Instagram
- 9GAG / Funny
- TSA’s message about bringing alcohol on planes
- Quiz asked me what my favourite music was. I don’t even know 4 of these, and I can’t stand the other 2.
- [Legit] That food is giving me flagellants that will wake the Dead.
- Woman believes she should get council housing over homeless hero of manchester bomb attack.
- I did it!!!
- Me?irl
- People like “Veronica Chin” are exactly why our NSFs are afraid to sit on public transport (image from Reservist)
- This...
- Message me if youre vaguely attracted to rooftops.
- This dealerships email tries to scare you into thinking its an official notice that requires a response, but its just an ad for an extended warranty
- Grammar Tips
- Annoying Kik convo part 3
- My friend just up and had a stroke
- So fucking sick of this shit! Have a BA degree, but I have only retail job experience. Finding a non-scam entry level job is hard enough. But some people dont know what entry level means I guess.
- I am a disabled, 7 time convicted felon, 18 year addict (sober since 9/28/16), that created a web series and for the first time in my life, someone besides myself thought I could do good for the world. As of today, I am fiscally sponsored! SO SO SO SO SO SO HAPPY!! Tearfully happy, tbh.
- Happy Birthday U.S.A 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
- I’ve never met this dude in real life. I ignore him 99% of the time but this is basically how all of our limited conversations have gone.
- Quand le Brexit devient une réalité pour mon entreprise
- U N E D U C A T E D
- We Started Closing Our Doors to Our Offices in the IT Department to Help Prevent COVID-19 Spread in Our Hospital Facility. Boom, policy served. Clueless management noped that right outa here.
- The abandoned fish are less desirable to some, but this is at a creek named after said fish because thats 9/10 of all you catch there. Dont fish there if you dont want them gawdamit
- I think im in boys
- Dont you just hate it when doctors try to Mansplain?!
- *cue bad recorder playing my heart will go on
- i met this kid o n c e, this is the second time this week he’s asked for “pics.”
- Thanks google
- Local school is using unorthodox methods to handle the JUUL crisis
- Mit Literaturkenntnissen gegen Anti-Masken-Trolle
- There’s no synonym for synonym.
- Ooof
- Calm her down guys!!
- The importance between then and than.
- at least its unjustified.. right?
- Blursed japanese guy
- I got hired for the best job! (Take 2)
- Anu daw?
- My friend hurt his back at work a few weeks ago and went to a Chiropractor that had issues with technology. Today he got the bill.
- Might need a vacation
- We have a very very very long way to go sadly
- My mother shares crap like this on facebook all the time.
- “Famous blogger” gets upset when followers won’t give him money
- Buti nalang we have a president that knows his priorities. Alam nya problema talaga ang J&T. 🤣
Draft Email (2020) Have been doing one of those poem-a-day challenges this month, and this was all I could come up with yesterday. Im trying not to force myself into being super productive and creative in the middle of a global pandemic, but Ive enjoyed having this daily practice, even if some days result in what doesnt really resemble a poem at all. #30works30days #12øcollective - @boyishfemmepoet on Instagram
- Porra, JOSE (que não sou eu, aliás)
- must be racist
- Imagens que transmitem paz
- An acceptance letter into the Captain Limitless fan club
- I thought this would be fitting in this subreddit.
- We work on finding cures for childhood cancer AND work on defeating measles (which you brought back) simultaneously.
- My “unlimited” data plan from AT&T
- Condensed Insanity
- Perfect response...
- Lupus facts
- British vs American
- Engenious Farmer hack
- Autism is caused by vaccinations, dental fillings, smart phones, weed killer, and pollution. (She takes classes at a community college and collects rocks - not a scientist)
- Not interested in this random stranger so I guess I must be a lesbian 🙃
- Hitting on women used to be so easy
- Meanwhile in Canada...
- This successful fact page that blatantly steals information from r/TodayILearned and makes money off of it
- Indian Council of Medical Research update 23 MARCH 2020 (OFFICIAL)
- I tried.
- I’m the type of girl that doesn’t know basic grammar
- “Stop chasing my son”
- Drop Preonic Shipped!
- Here I am waiting for my first unemployment check. Seeing this envelope in the mail, I got somewhat excited, until I opened this (official looking letter)
- Cursed reference
সম্পাদকীয়.. লিখছি এবং, মিথ্যে বকিও শুনছে কোনও সম্পাদকীয় রাষ্ট্র তুমি, মানুষ ঠকিও করবে খবর সম্পাদকীয় ভাবছো দেখে: ‘আমার লোকই ও’?! ‘রুখবে’ তোমায়, সম্পাদকীয় তীক্ষ্ণ নজর—‘ফেলুর চোখ’ই ও! দেখছে সবই, সম্পাদকীয় (প্রেমের ছড়ায় সাজবে সখীও তেমনি লড়ে, সম্পাদকীয়) পড়বে ভারত, প্যারিস-টোকিও শক্তি ধরে, সম্পাদকীয়.... My last poem was published in yesterdays(28 September) GANASHAKTIs EDITORIAL page! Never undermine the strength of an editorial page of this Marxist daily which took a pivotal rule during left rule in Bengal for three decades! Page link: bangla.ganashakti.co.in/Home/PopUp/?url=/admin/uploade/image_details/2020-09-28/202009272250132.jpg&category=0&date=2020-09-28&button= #ganashakti #kobita #banglakobita - @dasguptasumedh on Instagram
- Id believe it if it wasnt so comically worded.
