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- Still, it could be 99 cents worse.
Mezzo Piano Hand Bag Sequins Beads Berrie Strawberry Cake Novelty kids fashion
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- Form input
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- Uber eats lies about tip percentages almost doubling what the percentage says it is. I understand to some drivers the tips are the most important part of their income and they need it to survive but lying to the customer is not okay.
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- Blursed_Sale
asurei
- SUPERMARKET COUPONS
9 Clever Tinder Profile Pic Ideas that Will Double Your Matches
- Job Search Tips
𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆𝑺𝒊𝒄𝒌🔪
- I used Uber eats once and now I get shot like this every other day
rayne
- What a bargain for two slices of cheese drink!
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- Im not sure that looks like the letter you think it does.
Ziah Edit 3
YEA UNC GOT TURNT WHEN BLACK SANTA 🎅🏽 CAME THROUGH! TUNE IN TODAY AT 7PM #Blacksanta #covid_19 #explorepage #explore #mrbeast #daviddobrik #shanedawson #loganpaul #georgefloyd #blacklivesmatter - @theofficiallblacksanta on Instagram
@𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓫𝓪𝓫𝓮
- Because we the people want a revolution
- Spare me that queens head shite.
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- If anybody is looking to buy an Xbox One X right now, target has the Fallout 76 bundle for 50 dollars cheaper than the Xbox without a game. (Not riding the hate train here as ive been looking for a reason to buy both an xbox and fallout 76, just thought itd be good for people to know)
Random profil pics and wallpapers
- Does not compute.
Profile pics to use:
- Large abstract painting
- Amazon wont let me use my $25 gift card unless my order is over $600
Rayne
- De säljer heliga män per kilo numera på Willys
- This drink is on sale for 11 cents more than it regularly costs.
- When sending £10 to a mate to pay for bowling is OK, but not £3.50 to another mate for the taxi ride...
- The world has enough for everyones needs, but not everyones greed, Mahatma Gandhi ¦ Seriously... sometimes people suck!
- IGN? really?
- Random quotation marks.
- Covid profiteer site’s $33/10 rolls toilet paper called “Super Soft Lover”? Eww.
- Welp, I think its safe to say SCA members frequent Amazon for their skincare needs.
- Cat Gifts
- This advertisement you cant close due to the social media bar.
- The only thing this Uber Eats $30 “try us out” promo taught me was that they’ll eat you alive with fees.
- At my local Asian food mart. My favorite kind of biscuits!
- This dog being the cashier
- What a steal!
- The confusing math used on this sign for ANZAC biscuits
- Rustic curtain rods
- Some people want to watch the world burn
- So mad I didnt have enough money for this today 😢😢😢 only 250$ for a 75 gallon tank with lights and stand is insane
- Nike AF1 Low Black be like :
- Cursed_Controller
im not even mad, thats amazing - @thedad on Instagram
- SIMPLE vegan meals
Tak to boardingpassy do Indonezji. Tak wiem ze jest zakaz podrozy poza Unie Europejska, tak wiem, ze Indonezja nie wydaje wiz turystycznych, tak wiem ze Bali jest zamkniete dla turystow ale wiem rowniez, ze bardzo tesknilem za wyspa, a Bali tesknilo za mna, wiem tez ze @thenusastore i wszystkie nusagirls czekaja na balijskie produkty. I najwazniejsze wiem tez ze testuje wlasnie furtke w murze coronavirusowym i przecieram szlak na Bali przed pazdziernikowym tripem dla wszystkich mordeczek stesknionych czegos wiecej niz wyspa Wolin na urlop:) #ifyoureallywantsomethinggogetit #bali #homeciming #fuckcovid #ontgeroadagain - @hollycow_travel on Instagram
Ale is a mestiza/Asian trans Honduran woman who is asking for community support to fund her emergency surgery. If you are able to, please donate and if not please consider sharing on your social media handles/platforms. Link is in the linktree in our bio! http://paypal.me/alejandrasumenjivar E-transfer donations: alexgonzalez_03@hotmail.com Venmo: Leskia-Menjivar - @transcentralamerica on Instagram
- Finally - last payment sent today.
- Customers who take food off the wing bar, eat it while shopping, then hide the empty box on a shelf.
Slow Streets networks will be decided upon in partnership with our communities. The County will identify networks that might be successful based on data and engage residents in that area to create a program supported by the community. -@hildasolis Earlier this summer, the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors voted to move forward with a “slow and safe streets” program in Los Angeles County’s unincorporated communities as a joint program between the Departments of Public Health and Public Works. These “Slow Streets” would re-designate public streets with limited through car traffic to create space for people choosing to walk/bike/roll for transportation and exercise during the COVID-19 pandemic. Learn more about the program in our Q&A w/ Supervisor Hilda Solis. 📸 Image via @activesgv from a Slow Streets installation in El Monte. #SGVConnect - @sgvconnect on Instagram
- Soooooo, I pay more if I use the coupon...?
- Super excited for these to ship! One step closer to completing my endgame keeb :)
- This Sign Promoting a Clearance Sale on Old Food at a Chinese Buffet
- So many photoshopped confused little girls in bandanas
- The gum shelf is so low that the isle divider cant come out, and theres a shelf on the other side so you cant pull either
- Jus‘ browsin‘ AliExpress and I found this beauty.
- Found this at Target... what a deal!
- Ah yes, the old Big text to lure you in trick
- No more drugs for this woman
- Presumably four?
- Say hello to Michael
- So glad its on sale...
- Can someone help me figure out how they got 10 cents per ounce? $26.99 for 26.9 ounce is $1 per ounce, correct? Whats reco oz?
- Socialized capitalism.
- Would shitty vodka work?
- One of the most important weeks of the year
- And you say the US won’t wear masks
- This shelving has “backache relief” on the bottom shelf...
- Why is only the i lowercase?!
- Dick brick
- I have become sad, this truly does suck .
- Grieve - Walk-In Ovens. Well, someone wanted me to translate Spanish, and I found this ad...
- hmmm
- For when you need to get the nuclear bomb codes, but your adversary isnt talking; thumb-screws for cats.
- Needed some feminine products today. Went to the store and found I could save $0 by taking advantage of this sale.
- haha serotonin go purrrrrr
- Why would I pay more for Slower Shipping
- Yes I can do math but just tell us what a can of soup costs. Its not hard!
- Succulent subscription box?!?! Take my money..
- Get in the vault if ya know what i mean
- Who remembers salt lending? 👀
- The carts have left a mark on the floor in the grocery store.
- Slippers.com Contest!
- Get that bread
- Your “AMAZON” order has arriived
- Cursed_mask
- SanDisk make a 1TB micro SD card.
- Amazon is providing incredible discounts
- This swinging gate added after COVID that insures every customer makes contact with a common surface
- Awesome discount
- Blursed Ad
- My option play for last week. Once in a lifetime opportunity to make a killing!!
- Regular price is... how much?
- And what does that do to help your cat exactly?
- Groupon has you covered for hours of and hours of fun!
- 10TB Elements 159.99 on Newegg
- There are two kinds of people.
- Money Bomb.
- Cargo Storage Cage
- How much do these blackberries cost?
- Deal Of The Day
- Cryptocurrency in the Mushroom Kingdom sees its first major price increase since being created
- BILLS IDEALS
- Apparently math wasnt their job....
- Blursed_shirt
- Do you understand how fucking stupid the people of this country are now? Part 2
- This sign 8.99 and up!
- One stop shop
- Id sell my soul to buy this
- NBA fans successfully raise funds to protest against CCP censorship, to give away black Stand with Hong Kong T-shirts for game-going fans to wear during the Lakers vs Clippers season-opening game at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Oct 22
- This absolute scam of a service. I’m probably gonna ‘make’ like 10 bucks right now
- My kids pediatrician is A Dick.
- Local buy/sell group has had enough
- Wow! What great deals on proc- oh, wait...
- Amazon.com tells me I have to use the app (which I cant install because of storage) OR log on from Amazon.com... where I already am??
- Thanks Woolies
Red alert!! These amazing donuts are coming back!! - @aldiglutenfree on Instagram
- Literally Everything
- Mmm....Dollar store Rib-eye steak.
- Blursed_note
- It costs you more to buy two than to just get one...
- I just- *sigh* of course that’s a thing
- Done, just finished my preorder !!!
- Theres no sale at all
- Hes back... Comic sans Ms.
- Dont do this to me, Muppet....
- Odd Choice of Unit Conversions, Walmart.
- Blursed merchandise
- Current Events
- When you mess up your job so badly
- On the micheals website they have a dupe for the alex drawers fom ikea plus an addit. 20% off coupon!
GO-FOOD bisa dibuka cari Tjiakitchen yaaaa , Buka jam 09.00 pagi - habis .. 🤲🤤 kalau sudah habis kami closed gofood ya 🙏🙏🙏 #tjiakitchen #pangsitgoreng #pangsitdokdok #pangsitlegino #pangsitrebus #pecintapangsit #pangsitenak #halal #makananhalal #pangsitayam #pangsit #pangsitudang #pangsitgorengviral #jktfoodbang #jktculinary #kulinerpluit #jktfooddestinations #pangsitdokdok #nasigoreng #miegoreng #migoreng #kulinerpik #pik2 #kulinermuarakarang - @tjiakitchen on Instagram
- No kidding
- What is wrong with people
- Bullshit is on sale today!
- The price gouging of the gloves I use to pick up my dogs’ shit
- WD my book 8tb at local Walmart new for 99$
- What a deal
- My local grocery store has a check out lane for those with a latex allergy
- Blursed mini cucumbers
- My 70-something year old Aunt had an oopsie on FB.
- This ad is suggesting you could get cash from a class action law suit if you bought milk in the last THIRTEEN YEARS
When Wal Mart has a sale, they dont play. - @breny2 on Instagram
- Sale price
- Cattle & Farming
- Found this while looking at phone lots
- So many things are wrong about this ad.
Media retail pundit trifecta in this article on MEC on the changing nature of retail - insights from myself on behalf of @RetailCouncil , @_lisahutcheson + Bruce Winder!! Both have a depth of insights + have been my guests on The Voice of Retail #podcast http://ow.ly/bFyC50BuLgf - @meleblanc_co on Instagram
- Ah yes. Social distancing at its finest
6 Pieces Chicken for $9 Move aside TGIF, its TGIT from now on — KFC Chicken Tuesday is back! Save $10.20 with 6 scrumptious pieces of Original Recipe or Hot & Crispy Chicken. Dine in, take away or have it delivered today only for $9. #KFCsg #KFCChickenTuesday #sglobangs Terms and Conditions: Limited time offer. While stocks last. Includes 3 drumsticks / wings. Promotion is not available at KFC KidZania, Sentosa and Singapore Zoo. - @lobangs.sg on Instagram
- __Free__ facemasks
- My local hardware store is pretty cool
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE PRICE
- cursed_celebration
- My local delivery place accidentally invented a new chip flavour
- hmmm
- The Fireworks stand at work looks like its trying not to admit what holiday it is
- Florida man would be proud
- Nintendo is greedy. They didnt put an LAN port in the switch so they could sell these for 30 bucks. Other adapters dont work, i tried.
- The official Pewdiepie store
- Thats some serious value.
- People are buying these fake disability cards that say they aren’t required to wear a mask due to a ‘disability’ they have which they conveniently aren’t required to disclose
- A new challenger approaches
- My cat photo bombed the Amazon delivery guy today.
- Thanks to whoever put exploding Kombu in the freezers..
making my feature film debut in Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story!!!! 🦈 - @adriel_flete on Instagram
- Blursed keyring for grandparent
- Picture of old game. Upvote
- Dont know if this has been posted here or not
- Hmmmm... Ok lets do it.
- Walmart fails
- Coockies
- This adorable worker at my local airport
- Noob giving the full send for all new gear, would this board be reasonable for a beginner in Montana?
- Got some Austin Powers spinach in today.
- A dog to demonstrate the Cat Mate® C20
- Why! How is this not a feature on mobile?
Travis Scott Sample seen 👀 • • Thoughts? - @streetwear.stockmarket on Instagram
- Bro. Honey just saved my wallet.
paint me like one of your french felines. We caught the boi candidly hanging out by his furry shrine and had to snapshot for y’all. #waylonwednesday #aaronisallergic #waylon2020 - @empirebmx on Instagram
- Jelly ass
- Yeah no thanks.
- The sale on these Avacados
- On one hand 69 on the other I don’t get paid until tomorrow
- Amazon Prime totally isnt necessary...
- Never felt worse unsubscribing from email notifications.
- Hmmm...
- this absolute unit pocket knife
- Walmart, not even trying...
- His new BFFS
- Valley College
- “Ugh no moooooom”
- This add on a blood glucose measuring device for diabetics
- The cost for a 24 pack of string cheese is 107% the cost of two 12 packs.
- On sale! ...down from $2.39
- I translated the sign boss!
- Warehouse Stationary, where everyone gets... a bargain?
- This looks... uncomfortable
- What a deal
- This tras hcan is 19 inches tall
- Amazon misspelled Card on their ad
- JUST FOR A CHUCKLE...
- Kathmandu sales arent what they used to be
- Found at my local grocery mart in Mississippi
- A notice about shucking your corn.
Remember those end cut pony pads? Our retail store has a few! 24” x 26” - $30-$40 shop online at geislerranch.com or call them at 208-522-4880. - @wonpad on Instagram
- So close
- @the_cannoli_stop_bakery on Instagram
- Happy Prime Day. Enjoy your net 3% discount.
- Cursed_BondageKitty
- When customers walk in with gas masks then get pissed because you cant understand a word theyre saying.
- This pen cup that makes everything inside invisible
- Protect your investment in microfiber towels.
- When you need a little boost for a one-night 「STAND」
- 3 for 11, but limit two per customer. THANKS CORONAVIRUS
- Dont laugh or mock: fortune changes very quickly…
- Aldi shopping list
- I saw this groupon and all I could think of is Eugene Levy. Someone let him know theres a sale!
- I was notified that I could track my package...thanks.
- Great deal
- Was looking for a new knife for work and spotted something I can use in my free time too.
- What a bargain!
- This piece of work bought all the thermometers at Costco today
- Big shout out for the fellow frugal shoppers! I saved 2 dollars on something I was already going to buy!
- These two milks with the same volume and same price have different per pint prices
- People who put refrigerated food products on a random shelf at the check out counter. Hand it to the effing clerk!
- People trying to sell a $300 product that hasn’t even been released yet for $660
- Seller uses “out of stock” fake capacity, to trick you into thinking that the product is cheaper.
- You know why...
- LL Bean advertising 25% off promo code 25OFFNOW until 3/28 at midnight
- This is fucking ridiculous
- This person that had at least 25 items in a 12 item or less self checkout lane
- I see your toilet-paper hoarder and give the sanitizer seller. My local online auction house. If requested, I can post updates. Just 45 hours left in the auction!
- Depriving others of protection just so they can make a quick buck. Truly human scum
- Wii U wooden Box, another cool Etsy find!
- Aren’t they normally $5:00 anyway it’s just promoting, not even a deal.
- UberFacts has been taking popular reddit threads posting them on their website and adding fuck loads of ads
- Fresh hot pockets
- Cards Against Humanity has their Bigger Blacker Box on sale for $6.66
- Great deal.
- me irl
- Easystore 10TB set to go back on sale November 22-24th
- Buy this cheap! Can’t buy. The cost can not exceed $105 and it’s base price is $198.
- Amazon fba business
- Okay...
- I don’t think eating condoms is a good idea.
- Housing is unaffordable, millions are without a job, and this app charges you $10/week to chat with potential roommates
- The money you save on milk at Walgreens in Wisconsin
- Which is an amazing feat, given that Im 25 years old.
- But its a special value!
- Wait that’s illegal.
- NTUC FairPrice tries to cash in on the Cattelan banana art news story
홈플러스 신상품! 즉석파스타 3종입니다. 마카로니까르보나라, 라자냐볼로네제, 카넬로니카르네 별도의 조리도 ok! 전자렌지에 데워서 바로먹어도 ok! 부드러운 크림베이스의 즉석파스타들 입니다. #까르보나라 #마카로니 #라자냐 #볼로네제 #까르네 #까넬로니 #카넬로니 #carretilla #까르띠아 #혼밥족 #가용비 #즉석파스타 #혼자서도잘먹어 #3990원 - @ecofnb2016 on Instagram
- Sales sign
- I just wanted to buy an ssd but amazon gonna be amazon
- If you dont like trees, hope your happy without oxygen.
- Oh man, the savings.
- Targeted advertising has your back
- Oh now come on
- You’re not a real one unless you have one of these in every room of your house
- I wonder if it’s pickup only
- Ano ba talaga?!
- Ok so I get that this kid is just starting out on making fursuits but,, $500??
- This is the REAL gay agenda
- Steelseries meming on Apple
- British supermarket adds a vegan aisle and is labelled “controversial”
- Best deal I’ve seen in a while...
- I mean why not, Right?
- Frugalors, be careful about these kinds of pricing systems. Make sure youre grabbing the right bottle!
- Free Caucasian Farm Granola Cereal on PUBLIX app
- Hope This Perp Gets Caught
- What a great deal!
- Calling every sale a Black Friday sale
- Discount Coupons
- FREE Products on Publix App!
- Blursed Cat Nap
- Wow what a deal!
- How are Morrisons staying in business with price cuts like that?!
When the coronavirus hit, even the most enthusiastic cooks had to adjust to a new, more complicated relationship with their kitchens. For the first time in a generation, Americans began spending more money at the supermarket than at places where someone else made the food. Grocers saw eight years of projected sales growth packed into one month. Shopping trends that were in their infancy were turbocharged. Its no surprise that our behaviors around how we eat, cook and shop for food have been affected by the pandemic. You may however, be surprised with the different ways that these behaviors have changed. @thebostonglobe recently put out an article touching on these points that is very interesting to read. Follow the link in our bio to read the full story. #farming #farms #farmlife #cooking #farmersmarket #cookinglocal #shoplocal #farmerstoyou #802toyou #farmfresh #eatlocal #localfood #local #vermont #boston #bostoneats #eatlocalboston #bostonlocal #vermontlocal #organic #sustainable #growlocal #locallygrown - @farmerstoyou on Instagram
- I did it
- Shit like this
- I dont quite know where they were intending to go with this one....
- Amazon “spy camera” suggesting to use their product for revenge porn?
$5 for one year, $10 for 2 years WITH Sunday delivery! https://www.groupon.com/deals/orange-county-register-3 - @ocfamilyguide2017 on Instagram
- This limited sale that has been there for a year
- Toby the cat update: a gofundme has been created to help cover Toby’s medical bills.
- Blursed Advertising
- Why
- Lamps in my California Dollar General stores are $5 more than other states.
- Geart
- On SkillsFuture, what a good doggo
- Six flags trying to make it look like a good deal
- Blursed candy name.
- I love Target, especially for their sales
👏🏻 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#chinaadoption #animalrightsactivist #conservation #wildlifetrade #govegan #goveganfortheanimals #china #shenzhen #狗狗 #猫 #保护动物 #深圳 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ - @tofanyi on Instagram
- So I was browsing facebook last night and came across a wish ad.... Im sorry, but I dont think cats have fetishes
- Hes wearing a mask
- One cent away from getting free shipping.
REGINA UPDATE: 🚨 Regina (nka Truffles) is still hospitalized! We have stalled on the update because to be honest it changes every couple of hours- there were times it seemed we would lose her completely and times of slight improvement, then set backs, and at this point we have some clinical improvements and some aspects that are still worrisome. We need our prayer warriors in full force! Right now she may be in need of another transfusion as the night progresses, but we are hoping and praying she gets back to her incline. She has tested negative for Parvo several times- to be honest we have NOT ruled out that over deworming is a possibility and completely depleted her entire system, nor can it be proven that is the case either; at the end of the day, we must focus on the positives, one being that her pulse ox is much better and her WBC are beginning to regenerate, but the clinical results show she needs to remain in critical care. We are BEGGING everyone to please head to @tiffanyzau to donate to her GOFUNDME! 🚨 Her new and loving parents need our help and we will do what we can to support them in every way possible and truly hope you could as well! 🙏🏻 Kiss your babies tonight and let’s come together for these amazing people who are standing by their new pup and NOT giving up! #reginaload #fostersofinstagram #fostersaveslives #rescuedogsofinstagram #rescuedogsofig #rescuedismyfavoritebreed #savethemall #adoptdontshop #dontshopadopt #rescue #dogsofinstagram #dontshopadopt #savethemall #sato #satos #puertorico #sato #savesatos - @loveofalldogsrescue on Instagram
- Promotions
- “Price drop”
- Cuatro cinco seis
- They didn’t think this through
Time to replace your bed with the most effective sleeping place. #linkinbio Photo by Syahindah Ishak. - @mothershipsg on Instagram
- cool antenna
- Yikestopia
