- Thats crazy? Who knew i didnt.
- This person who made a massive crappy is back... and Im actually regretting posting the first screenshot
- PsBattle: Just a dog and his MacBook
SpongeBob meme
- After i told him i wont let him OC the RX 570 before he buys it this is his reply, the compute work test sounds kinda sus idk anyone know what that is?
Write Your Name Happy Diwali Wishes Candles Cute Images - Create Card
custom vrchat avatar commission
- My 9 year old sister is on vacation with Mom and she sent me a random text about how proud she was to go on the elevator by herself. So proud of her 3
- Revisiting duolingo after completing Genki 1, I can see why people dont like it.
- More information on the enterprise standard plan for gsuite , all the reps I have spoken too have said the same thing
Garfield Backrooms
i love them they deserve better
- How Verizons Unlimited data plan isnt really unlimited.
bratz doll meme
Reader feedback of the day. I had inscribed into my #Figuring contract that I would do away with blurbs, but I’m now suddenly regretting not soliciting this one from John M. Im reminded, of course, of Chinua Achebes words to James Baldwin: “Those who tell you ‘Do not put too much politics in your art’… are the same people who are quite happy with the situation as it is… What they are saying is don’t upset the system.” - @brainpicker on Instagram
Stickman pfp
- Having to download a separate app to read Facebook messages.
- Okay, now this is epic! EA shills owned epic style! 💯🔥🍆💦
Ｂｌａｈｈ
- Pretty Harsh
Sponge bob
- Storytelling at its best
dooooooooooora
- Why do girls only like guys who drive fast
Cute 🥰 Ship
- She sleeps like this.
Sponge bob
Stickman pfp
- Verizons beyond unlimited plan with unlimited talk, text, and data in Mexico and Canada...
Joe Biden in Winter
- Fell Asleep Getting Checked for Ticks
LOL Poro plush toys in pink
eeveelution adopt 3 -closed
- Sleeping in on a lazy Sunday morning.
- Handsome old boy
- Where is the dont ever ask again button??
- I got this wrong
- Waking up to cute texts from bae
Current mood. @max_yellowlabs #Lab #Labrador #LabPuppy #YellowLab For more adorable dogs, follow @roverdotcom. - @puppiesforall on Instagram
- such a gentleman
- That one person...
- (The person posting isn’t the insane one)
- My ex-roomate’s dog remains one of my favorites ❤️
- more cursed roblox reviews written by 5 year olds
- Remember that account youve used for 11 years? About that.
- The old lounge in our garage is my 6 month old Labs favourite spot ever
- sorry if this is a repost, pls remove if so
- I repeat I did not
- She called me Germie cuz I used a german voice (Im a voice actor), even after I told her to stop, and then called me a fucktard cuz I wouldnt drop spending time with my boyfriend, who I only get to see twice a year cuz of long distance.
- Ughh my heart~! 💘
- Im very confused
- Another AirBnB golden! Couldnt wait to show me her toy
- Making the resubscribe button look like the final step to unsubscribing, well never lose a user again.
- Bowel
- Stop means stop!
- Day dreaming
- Samsung gives a persistent notification after every reboot which takes you to this agree to ads page. Theres no exit button youve got to swipe it off from recent apps tray.
- When you studied the blade only to lose to a southpaw, and your opportunity for revenge comes on a subreddit for a mobile game
- YouTube’s rating system
Bromanticos - @mategazzo on Instagram
- Transphobia, dyslexic, religious intolerance and idiot... what a combo
- Litterally tried to say “sure, I’ll be on in a few minutes”
- Feeding pupper time never interrupts play ball time
- We like to sleep naked... What about you guys? Naked or pijamas?
- I mean I’d slap his face but for other reasons lol.
- This is the way my golden Lucy likes to nap. I’m not sure how this is comfortable, but she’s snoring
- This is an interesting business strategy...
- Plot ideas
- Can he get any more cute
- Admitting playing games when youre older is a bit like saying you still masturbate
☺︎ ✽+†+✽――✽+†+✽― ･ 顔もお腹も手足も可愛い寝方するから舐め回すように動画撮っちゃった🥺💕💕 ･ ✽+†+✽――✽+†+✽― ･ #まめちゃんの肉球は一粒ずつピンクだよ #豆田聖子 #寝方可愛い #うちの天使ちゃん #👼💕 - @mame.mugistagram on Instagram
- My alarm clock every morning
- This person was a great help but I had to laugh at this
- [F] [21] You seemed to like my asshole, so heres more!
- ‘Because I am big and it is small’ haha... Bf text me with his achievements for the day #australia
- [SPECULATION] MAINTENANCE BREAK SUPER THREAD! Speculate wildly within while mods try to delete a lot of redundant posts ;)
- This is what I wake up to in the morning.
- Arrietty is growing up so fast! She has been a good dog for 5 months.
- Fiverr makes you give them access to all your social media and phone number before letting you sign up.
- I made one post on my towns (which is known for sex trafficking) subreddit and I got this message
- me😴irl
- Dumbest negative review I’ve ever gotten. Hot tea was too hot.
- The morning after...
- I caught her staring at me in the cutest way.
- Literally cant say no, and cant back out of it.
- Pupper cut his paw and had to get it stitched up yesterday.
- No matter how low I get this guy always pulls me back up
- Grrrrrrr
- Television dog mod
- The most precious dachshund
- On todays episode of please look at my dick
- Changed my payment mode from card to my Paypal and updated my info. Now StockX has permabanned me. Screw your terrible business practices, I’m going to GOAT.
- Instagram presenting this bullshit
- They wont find me here🙈
- As a homosexual, rhetoric like this scares the shit out of me because people then think the majority of LGBT people think this way. Please know that these people dont represent all of us. I cant say Im surprised that LGBT acceptance is on the decline. Years of progress is being undone.
- Every. Three. Seconds! Fuck Off Instagram!!
- A face that could melt even the coldest heart
- Couple kiss in bed
- le death sentence has arrived
- Thanks DPD. Very useful.
- Never felt worse unsubscribing from email notifications.
- What is this maddness?
- My puppy likes to rest her head on my arm to nap on, guess I’m not moving for a couple of hours.
- This took 6 minutes
- Mad signer
- Penny the Borgi as my administrative assistant while Im working from home
- me_irl
- Sleepy pupper
- Good review
Любов моя - @takeyourphills on Instagram
- Chillin 👌🏼
- Made a reddit account specifically because a friend told me that I needed to post this here. Happened on IG a few nights ago at 3am. Not even sure why he wanted a promo. His account was private with only 2 posts, and I don’t even have that many followers.
- Somethings wrong, I can feel it
- Learn to spell, stupid phone!
- Unfortunately...
- Spammers got my address from Noel Leeming. The old trick of adding +businessname for filtering/blame really does work.
- Defended a drunk girl that had sex. I think I shut him down. He didnt respond.
- Leaving a bad review for a theater because you didn’t like the movie you saw...
- Well then.
קור כלבים במעגן מיכאל. @דרך הטבע #nature #dogs #dogsofinstagram #carhartt #fun #play #winter - @carhartt_il on Instagram
- Sweet nastalgia
- We moved it over to Instagram and it’s gone well
- The appropriate response to CBs
- The Odd Squad
- Look at this fox
- me_irl
- When people create new tags instead of using the existing one
- My adorable puppet napping on his chair
- A rare pupper donut
- Offended
- Who let the dogs out? (found on r/tinder)
- This five dog-stars resort
Literally every morning, every night, (and on weekends its a full day photoshoot) #puppylove #redretriever #redretrieverpuppy @lolaonweekends - @hoggingart on Instagram
- Account deactivated. What most huns will have to do after their mlm career fails 😂
- This is my favorite comment Ive ever gotten about my music. Im so glad I found the screenshot, I was worried I lost it after deleting all my old posts/comments.
- Delilah and her baby
- Apple blocking Android browsers from accessing iCloud -_-
- oKaY but messaging someone like that is not normal.
- Psycho dog
- Rating a completely free game one star because he doesnt want to pay money
- what I woke up to this morning...she looks like mommy
- My roommate tried to get an IKEA delivery to our apartment. They called and refused to drive into our complex, saying she’d have to grab the bookcase from their truck and drive it to our house. After irritatedly doing so in her pjs and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.
- Epic Gamer Moment
- Animal Love
- How Google explains what the access network connections permission means, by using the same words but in a slightly different order
- #SoDamnTrue
- He’s a real tough guy in life
- Every time I make my bed...
- This poor guy
- I had a few friends over and she stayed up all night with us. Gave her a few scritches the next morning and she flipped down and fell asleep with them
- My oldest friend waking me up
- Swedish is hard...
- I feel called out lmao
- Communication
- This job listing for an Expert Video Producer
- Soooo panties arent a thing anymore?
- why do you dont control your temper
TW: sexual harassment The first time I slapped a man The only time I have slapped any person I want to tell you He fucking deserved it And not in the way some say that She in the short skirt was asking for it But in the way that this man Was non-consensually groping me in public And my hand became my shield Like Captain America, I had to weaponize it I was keeping it in front of my breasts to protect But when left with no choice used it to hit him And in that moment I did feel like Steve. Like Peggy, actually, more accurately, Having stood up in the face of patriarchy Having stood my ground and totally moved him But that heroic moment lasted too short For the public, the public was too used to seeing the groping and the grabbing But not a hero defending and retaliating So maybe when the man follows me home to avenge his broken ego, they will sit silent From fearsome, I slipped to fearing the very next moment Scared of what lay ahead For what if this man got further pissed off I was afraid of dying But more afraid of the killing Killing not just me but every other girl. If she dared to again stop him Afraid that the flaky audience will forget Move on to not helping the next victim Afraid that my parents will wish that I had not acted More than they would wish he had not started and further reacted The first time I slapped a man I was ecstatic But I mostly panicked Made sure to change compartments in the metro Get down at the wrong station Completely lose him As if I was the assailant, not the victim Thinking of all the potential horrible consequences Like he should have been #Society #World issues #Tragedy #terriblytinytales #ttt #writer #writersofttt #picoftheday #quotes #read #wordporn #writerscommunity #blogger #microfiction #storytelling #stories - @wordsinwork on Instagram
- Oh fun
- My wife (37) last night. I fucked her for hours this way. Could have used some help.
- I hate grade 8.
With all this #stayathome we’ve been doing, my humans finally let me pick a movie. Went for a classic and I couldn’t take my eyes off the action. 🦁🐗🐒 - @thegoldenbenhen on Instagram
Figured you guys would enjoy this. - @legendofretzinger on Instagram
OBI È ARRIVATA UNA GIOIA Vi presentiamo una new entry della famiglia nonché nuovo aiutante nella ristrutturazione! Ha 2 mesi ed è già un gran Figo #ristrutturarecasa #passionecasa9 #love #picoftheday #obi #pet #petlovers - @ristrutturiamocasafaidate on Instagram
- Mmm fluffy!
- Good girl doin a lay down
- Tonight at dinner. (My parents had no idea of what it really means)
- That’s not very professional 😂
- My lapdog.
- Me🤔irl
- me_irl
- woof irl
- When you ask someone a question with specific choices and they reply with yes or no... thanks for clarifying...
- Join her on her bed
- Wtf
- Chihuahua dogs
- Gus being a S A S S Y B O Y E
- Rabbit season.
- woof_irl
- Reminder to always send your professors thank you emails after your finals. Received a heartwarming piece of validation from a prof who I respect greatly.
- My mom sent me this picture of my dog waiting for me in our cuddle spot
- The Wish website guilting you into staying on their email list
- If Instagram loads slowly in your browser, sometimes you get to see a description of what the search algorithm has identified in the picture.
- My friends response to plans
- Reddit is blocked on my phone, but I have the app, so when I try to click a link that sends me to the reddit site, this is what I get. Also, the allow website button doesn’t do anything.
Lovely to have a house guest! Especially when she is so well behaved. #dogsharing #goldenretriever - @froodie99 on Instagram
- Currently spending the day making a cute cottage on Sims 4, and my dog is checking up on me every now and then wondering what that weird thing on my lap is, taking all of my attention 🙊
- My dog right now
- Good bois KNOW theyre good bois when they do this right?
- Me_irl
- No, mother. My 13 year old sister did not ask for an eclectic travel themed room.
- Too tired to get in bed
- Asleep on the couch
- Twitter not letting you ignore this notification at the top of your feed.
- Meanwhile, at NHS Direct
- Good boy preparing for his online test
- This Tumblr Update Summary
- A married mutual friend got this on Facebook. Cant even come up with a creative intro and get mad when they dont get a laugh.
- Moose having a nice nap after a big day
- When your mum replies to your text message
- Tessticle
- Office boi
- Coworker is Pissed I Posted His Text to Reddit
- Its the comfiest when youre upside down with your head hanging off the top step, apparently
- Accurate
- HUH!
- Live Yo Life
- A quiz that is supposed to guess the state you live in... only has 4 options
- My mom sent me this at 4am.
- This is what happens when you’re trying to do work but you’ve got a dog
- cursed_vibrator
- Misty Twisty
- [request] I feel like this has good meme potential
- This crap
- Atleast it made Sophies day.
- My dog isn’t used to online school. He prefers the attention to be in him
- Me: *just wakes up* Pup: Got my toy....ready to play?
- This is what Jerome Powell has done to me
- How not to do shrooms.
- Cursed Searching
- My dogs first laptop
- A single letter typo and not even a suggested “Did you mean: Never gonna...”? Goddamn it Apple
- At least he asked nicely... maybe?
- Guys if I ever slide into a girls DMs please don’t let me become as desperate as this dude.
- Pekingese Puppies
- Blursed text
- Uhhh... my first reddit chat request. And it had to be a perv...
- It’s the same guy back at it again.
- Apologies for another quarantine post, but this guy is here is so happy I’m home 24/7.
- This is Benko, a 12 year old good boi
- Easiest question I’ve ever asked
- Smart dog
- Yeah, because that’s the kind of message you want to receive from a stranger when you’ve had a rough day. 🙃
- (18F) I pity this dude’s gf, she deserves so much better than this 🤦♀️
- Fine dining
- Sunday break[f]ast is served 😏
- My bio says “I’m statistically taller than you”
- Need to pee but it involves moving this sleeping puppy from my leg
- I can see this notification from Yahoo coming back to haunt me because “no” is not an option.
- I thought it wasn’t true but here we are
What day is it???? #ryliethegolden #dog #doggie #dogstagram #dogoftheday #doggie #dogs #doggy #dogsofinstagram #dog #pup #puppies #puppyoftheday #goldenpuppy #goldenretriever #goldenretrieverpuppy - @ryliethegoldengirl on Instagram
- No thanks dude
- Long day of being a good gorl
- Flaming Young steaks
- Biblical warning
- Odie would like to be on the bed
- Limited walkies has me doin a pout
- My MacBook Air is just 3 years old. And thanks for offering FREE recycle.
- If youre reading this, hi Jack!
- My little girl enjoying a midday nap on a rainy day
- Ran into Brod and Sioda only a few weeks ago, and their dog-walker-in-chief chatted away to us about them....2020 has gone too far.
- I wonder if this line works on all the married women he DMs
- Playing the long game
- Morning ladies
- The guy who last had my phone is an interesting dude.
Oiiiiii aumigos quero ver quem acerta oq estava fazendo ? Home Office ou procurando petisco e acessórios🐶🐾🐾 . . . #goldenretriver_br #goldenretriverbrasil #goldens #goldensp #goldenretriever #goldensofinstagram #ligadosgoldens #goldenretrieverpuppy #doglovers #dogsofinstagram #pets #petsofinstagram - @buzz.lightyeargolden on Instagram
- Cozy Puppy
- I died inside reading this shit
- Youtube is really stroking their ego with the answers
- Have just received this text, not so sure how to feel about it
- Finally figured out how to open with someone who doesn’t have a bio.
- blursed spider diet
- Why do women always feel the need to tell my they have boyfriends?
- so are we going to get top level comment notifications now?
- Me irl
- Good riddance
- his pronouns change every week
- Woof_irl
- When the path reveals itself, follow it. [F]
- Animals
- Which one is the real doggo?
- That’s one expensive pillow you’ve got there buddy. 🙄
help lol - @ninalasvegas on Instagram
- All pupped out.
- Why do I even go on reddit
- Woof_irl
- Woof irl
- Tried the lightning McQueen line from the reddit and it got very awkward quickly
- Dommes aren’t kink dispensing machines. We want meaningful, loving relationships too.
Sleeping is my favourite hobby 🐶💤 #bollinger #insta_dog #pets_perfection #dogsofficialdog #funpetloveclub #puppy #puppylove #welovepuppies #instadog #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #instapuppy #goldenpuppies #goldenpuppy #gold #0to100 #mybaby #love #riga #latvia #puppyeyes @puppystragrams #puppylife #furbaby #worldofcutepets #puppytrip #goldenboy #pupstagram #dogsofinstaworld #labrador @usdoglovers - @bo_bollinger on Instagram
- When a company is not very receptive of negative feedback
- Well at least i got something right in my life.
- Muy sleepy boi
- “good, very good, extremely good, absolutely outstanding, *not good*”
- My dog will sit for hours on my parents bed staring out of the window
- F
- A sleepy boi
- Golden Retriever Training
- This is my dog Codey (13) and I (24). He is the youngest of my trio and the only one still with us. He will try to fight people to keep me safe and he will swim out to save me from the ocean if he thinks I am drowning (when I am shin deep). No one will love me more than Codey loves me.
- I was searching of what people think about men with earrings, and...
- Stornks (bork bork)
Being single in the world of dating apps, this is the kinda bullshit I gotta face! 🤣 I’ll send her an email. You never know! #POF #ModernDating #SingleLife #SinglePeopleProblems #PlentyOfFish #Tinder #Bumble #DatingApps #Spam - @hiraniworld on Instagram
- User error!
- Im keeping this as proof for the next time someone says Im not a real nerd.
- Here goes nothin...
- Dogs can sometimes sleep in very wierd positions.
- I guess Izzy and I are both night shift, now
- This is a reply from a development team of an Android App, because someone gave it 1 Star...and the last sentence though BRUH ಠ_ಠ
Work Time..,do not disturb😛 • #golden #goldenretriever #goldensofinstagram #retriever #goldenpuppy #ilove_retrievers #goldenretrieverpuppy #goldenretrievers #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenretrieverofinstagram #goldens #gloriousgoldens #welovegoldens #goldens_ofinstagram #instagolden #retrievergram #retrieveroftheday #goldenoftheday #dailygolden #goldenlovers #ilovemygolden #thedailygolden #ilovegolenretrievers #goldensoninstagram #goldenlife #goldenpawz - @goldenpawz on Instagram
- 4 positive options, 1 negative
- He a lil nuggie
- Woof_irl
- It’s naptime gibe him a kiss!
- Why I hate unsubscribing to eMail newsletters
- kill me soweeside
- Buddy just killed his girlfriend...
- Can you take a hint? [F29]
- An interesting method of sitting
Puttin work in on a Monday. #getshitdone - @tot_tatertot on Instagram
- You have to check that youre happy to receive texts and picture messages to enter.
- I guess violence towards men is okay.
- He schloomp
- Waiting for an answer
- Can we talk about how image sharing is randomly broken?
- My golden has a permanent cowlick
- My gfs dog has given up trying to get her to do the morning walk
