


Staying home looking 🔥🔥 - @hotasianbaby on Instagram




- This poor guy

winwin you better come back.

Peace out


- Thats crazy? Who knew i didnt.


My reply


- This is what happens when you’re trying to do work but you’ve got a dog




- Remember that account youve used for 11 years? About that.




- I like ice


Sponge bob


- sorry, buddy, there’s a travel ban.




- I mean I’d slap his face but for other reasons lol.




- i literally want to die




- WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY


eeveelution adopt 3 -closed


- Youtube is really stroking their ego with the answers

Joe Biden in Winter

Alice In Wonderland Hoodie Minimalist


- actually no you’re right, you’re a completely rational human being

Write Your Name Happy Diwali Wishes Candles Best Images - Create Card



- Cursed_wtf

LOL Poro plush toys in pink



- Government


Me without my pookie 💔


- This is what Jerome Powell has done to me


free pfp portals!


- Meet him in club. Was about to go on date with that guy.. Thanks God I was lazy

ᝢ Jιмιn ↬ cυтє αєѕтнєтιc ୭̥



- Made a reddit account specifically because a friend told me that I needed to post this here. Happened on IG a few nights ago at 3am. Not even sure why he wanted a promo. His account was private with only 2 posts, and I don’t even have that many followers.


- This kid in my ACT prep class who asks me what my score was every day


- Cursed_Snack


- Enjoy the view


Putting plans in motion. Learn up! This might bring a different perspective for some. 🙏🏾 - @ibbynjoya on Instagram


- I’m getting my gf into Reddit, finally...


- Kitchen Mess


- 2meirl4meirl


- People trying to use Words with Friends as a dating app.


- “It’s fine you will do”


잘찍었다~~!! - @3aka_y on Instagram


- Hes upset because I didnt want to show my Tiddles. Guess Ill throw myself away


- Giving you a peek.


- I never found out if she leant want ksnanxhjajanns :(


- When giving your girlfriend your phone to text her dad goes wrong


- This random kid whos email I wont show just texted me this in the middle of the day. I dont know the email or the child


- Attack of the cat eater


Figured you guys would enjoy this. - @legendofretzinger on Instagram


- Red aesthetic grunge


- Buttons on Logitech Options updater are not level.


- Called me sexy, and then he gave me two minutes to respond before he would call me a bitch...


- Bella Oelmann


- Trying to unsubscribe from Instagram like booster emails


What I miss the most about tw 🌊 - @melmelche on Instagram


- The guy who last had my phone is an interesting dude.


- Oscar-worthy performance


- Better watch out Bowser


- She got it


- Agora posso morrer em paz.


- Swedish is hard...


- Really Wikipedia App? Who hurt you?


- Idk if this is good, but its all i have. Amino is fricking weird


- Netflix doesn’t allow you to change account settings within the app


- Well, I mean, yeah...


- A married mutual friend got this on Facebook. Cant even come up with a creative intro and get mad when they dont get a laugh.


- 🍑


- Didn’t mean to make you think you’re fun


- While she is browsing reddit...


- Couple texts


- One upvote equals one sweet dweamie for this Gus boye.


- Talking to my crush and this was unexpected


- Who says romance is dead


- I caught her staring at me in the cutest way.


- Wait...what?


- Playing


- protected by the guardians of darkness and light


- Storytelling at its best


- The morning after...


- CUTEEE QUOTESZ


- Coworker is Pissed I Posted His Text to Reddit


- When youre serious about not breaking your fast


- Wife no understand. Me still love.


- Mad signer


- Links from Android to iPhone are split into separate texts


- Misleading download page


- I feel called out lmao


- If this is your kink thats fine but this is not how you approach a stranger


😌 Good Morning everyone. . . Recently dealt with a few stressful situations related to my dog and almost a fire evac. But, my family and I have been pushing through the struggles and keeping strong. . . I’m really thankful it hasn’t gotten too serious, and for everyone who’s given me support. ❤️🥺 you guys are the realest. - @ceweina on Instagram


- YouTube’s rating system


- #FREETOAST


- Tiffany’s right


- Hes been my friend for 2+ months. People like him is why I have trust issues.


- I wonder if this line works on all the married women he DMs


- Lillie tongues a lucky guy (legendarysoulii)


- Cheese


- Well damn


- There’s still that pesky pandemic going on. Stay safe by not meeting up


- Some yuri


- Who says this to a complete stranger


- big yikes


- Me_irl


- I know this has been posted before multiple times before. But whats their endgame here with their copy and paste message? I know its a scam of some sort, so no need to warn me.


- Received in my Reddit inbox today, and had a good laugh!


- As a reward for your impeccable tastes for 2B9S...


- Cute Texts


- Cursed Searching


- Reddit has been infected! Oh noo!


- Well what now?!


- Me_irl


- Nap Time


- Reddit only allows you to comment every 10 mins


- Maggie sawyer


- Nozomi x Eli


- Me after my first time.

- Biblical warning

- I don’t have to think myself important. Plenty of other people do that for me.

- Dumbest negative review I’ve ever gotten. Hot tea was too hot.

- I want him back!

- 4 positive options, 1 negative

- NEVER, try to type fast with CapsLock on

- Wait what?

- Sweet nastalgia

- I have full bars, whats stopping it from loading?

- Short and terrible

- _φ( °-°)/ #writing. So my friend had an amazing suggestion for the NMS update. I wanted to make sure this got out there. If you agree with him show some love so the the development team sees this.

- The most annoying madlad out there

Guys, good news: my parents are OK - @irvingruan on Instagram

- She failed the vibe check

- He then sent me porn.

- Why Microsft?

- Messaging JJ until he replies, Day 3

- Basically, the letters I typed werent displaying at all - this was the result

- Verizons beyond unlimited plan with unlimited talk, text, and data in Mexico and Canada...

- Martha turns 14 today. I’m letting her sleep in.

- So I made an account for a private rp group of a male character. You’d be surprised by the amount of fangirls who contacted me. A lot of them like to bite and hiss for some reason. Also weirdly like to make jokes about r*pe so........

- I didnt wanna reply to a guy that had his bulge in his pfp and this happened..

- Negev is waiting for you... [Girls Frontline]

- Some things never change

- Why I hate unsubscribing to eMail newsletters

- This text I got from my 65 year old grandparents after coming out

- [Azur lane]

- I am not gay trust me

- Maid obsessed

- Just let me comment

- Tinder wholesome goodness

- does this sub allows photoshop?

- My bio says “I’m statistically taller than you”

- Am i doing the relationship thing right?

- I never blast my music.

- Would shoot a fat load on her tits

- smh the disrespect these days

- Miso checking out r/corgi

Being single in the world of dating apps, this is the kinda bullshit I gotta face! 🤣 I’ll send her an email. You never know! #POF #ModernDating #SingleLife #SinglePeopleProblems #PlentyOfFish #Tinder #Bumble #DatingApps #Spam - @hiraniworld on Instagram

- Good riddance

- My bio is the Greek flag (because I’m Greek) and I wake up to...this...

- Tried the lightning McQueen line from the reddit and it got very awkward quickly

- Tinder is the epitome of funny and sad

- never trust a person who puts x after everything they say

- When you ask someone a question with specific choices and they reply with yes or no... thanks for clarifying...

- Boyfriend Texts

- So, I type in feminis into YouTube because I wanted to see some inspiring videos... This was what YouTube suggested. I cant even right now (the u at the end of my search is from when I took the screen shot)

- Yeah, because that’s the kind of message you want to receive from a stranger when you’ve had a rough day. 🙃

- They arent even trying anymore...

- Easiest question I’ve ever asked

- Girlfriend and boyfriend goals

- My ex.

- Your anus, geroge

- Ughh my heart~! 💘

- Tartan Coquette

- A friend got hacked just after I posted graduation pictures. The link asks for your Instagram password and takes you to a rewards website that claims to give away iphones. They then use your password to spam your friends with phishing links.

- I might be blind but it seems Facebook messenger doesnt have a dialogue/input box to specify/tell what the actual other issue is before you send it to them?

- Well at least i got something right in my life.

- I can’t even time my bathroom breaks at work to be before lunch and before it’s time to go

- Enjoying themselves

- She is cute

- Im not doing to much just let me type

- Office boi

- Two types of people

- Blursed frown

- A rabbit and his computer

- This dude

- I was supposed to do stuff on my laptop, but I’d rather let Loki sleep.

- I’m too tired for this

- In case you havent noticed, y̶o̶u̶̶v̶e̶ Ive fallen right into m̶y̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶p̶ depression

- She never felt that great before

- This crap

- Tonight at dinner. (My parents had no idea of what it really means)

- My new baby enjoying his new favorite show

- Blowing your load in a MILF

Surprise. All my favourite type treatments I’ve been posting recreated in a template format (Just replace the font and adjust any layers as you see fit). I also included 35 of my favourite textures, merchandise mocks ups and 20 sites/tumblrs I’ve been using for inspiration. Enjoy, have fun creating and share with your friends. (Link in my bio/swipe up in my story) * google doc. should be viewable now* - @mihailoandic on Instagram

- me_irl

- Dva and tracer

- I forgot my password but Instagram is, once again, f-ed up

- Waking up to cute texts from bae

- My friend sent this to me last week and I responded a minute after then he didn’t respond.

- My 9 year old sister is on vacation with Mom and she sent me a random text about how proud she was to go on the elevator by herself. So proud of her 3

- Okay, now this is epic! EA shills owned epic style! 💯🔥🍆💦

- Now I cant even reply to somebody

- Its just an expression, please dont do this.

- My gfs dog has given up trying to get her to do the morning walk

- heck

- Shes not wrong

- I have to save my files as (file) copy otherwise this happens

- Mathway doesn’t let you quit

- Thanks for letting me in... (Matsunaga_kouyou)

- Idk if this was already cross posted but the op has a very cute bunny

- Finally figured out how to open with someone who doesn’t have a bio.

- Good morning

- Litterally tried to say “sure, I’ll be on in a few minutes”

- “Lol”

- When youre copy pasta

- Blursed text

- Please dont work on Labr-ador Day...

- On todays episode of please look at my dick

- This person was a great help but I had to laugh at this

- DBD has some of the most toxic and rude players 😂😂😂 You leave my Meg alone!

- Here goes nothin...

- Big T-Shirt

- I need to stop whoring around

- Pampering their trap (P-Reavz)

- F

- Getting hot in here

- This lady killed me before the Corona Virus could

- Yuri love

- Kawaii

- anime_irl

- My friends response to plans

- Bawal pala ang word na k@nt0t dito?

- Teaching the chatbot about Breaking Bad (pt.2)

- Accurate

- Live Yo Life

- How Instagram tricks you into sharing ALL of your contacts you’re busy choosing a username

- The appropriate response to CBs

- What even is the point of such minimal censoring?

- Byleth & Edelgard Yuri

- Stay in here i will be back

- Uhhh... my first reddit chat request. And it had to be a perv...

- Presenting herself for you

- Reimari [Original]

- me_irl

- When people create new tags instead of using the existing one

- oKaY but messaging someone like that is not normal.

- Odie would like to be on the bed

- Stornks (bork bork)

- me irl

- Im very confused

- This guy trying to ask if I’m trans.

- Me🤔irl

- User error!

- Well, I thought my chances would be higher but Im not even halfway yet =/

- Manga title ?

- Another Mental Health App Advertisement

- ‘Because I am big and it is small’ haha... Bf text me with his achievements for the day #australia

- I woke up this morning to this, Part 3: Unfunny Subtitle

- Can we talk about how image sharing is randomly broken?

- When Alpha Omega drops my reddit account will be exactly one year old

- Im keeping this as proof for the next time someone says Im not a real nerd.

- I repeat I did not

- Guys if I ever slide into a girls DMs please don’t let me become as desperate as this dude.

- A single letter typo and not even a suggested “Did you mean: Never gonna...”? Goddamn it Apple

- Guys help my fortnite account has been hacked how do I get it back.

- Flaming Young steaks

- You need to wait 8 minutes per comment on r/NoStupidQuestions.

- What an eggiot

- Top Ten Anime Plot twists

- “good, very good, extremely good, absolutely outstanding, *not good*”

- random wierdo with a fetish for tall women sliding into my dms

- I guess violence towards men is okay.

- Christina

- Mommy 💕

- I died inside reading this shit

- KBDfans has excellent customer support

- Arriving home after my fourth week away from my family this year. Wife responded in the best way possible.

- Is that an invitation? (Twitter: NeoWaifu)

- He wants to snuggle

- Don’t you dare pay more attention to the screen than to me!!

- They’re meanies!

- me_irl

- A close friend of mine randomly sent me this out of the blue and Im not sure how to reply

- Underboob

- woof irl

- The fun chair

- Me&irl

- NOAH

- Put it in already

- Office Girl (Kidmo) [Original]

- She should become a firefighter

- Getting into it

- Bismarck & King George [Azur Lane]

- Stupid spam bots

- Snapchat is having some trouble with portrait images

- It’s the same guy back at it again.

- Wholesome cuddling

- Why do I even go on reddit

- When she gives you that look

- Room for one more?

- This has happened to me so many times, we had 98/100 motes and if I banked our teammate couldnt send a medium. I hope I dont get banned because my teammates think Im just farming ads.

- Shes gonna wake up to a pleasant surprise.

- Yuzu and Mei Aihara (Citrus)

- Another reaction to my previous post about the wedding photography, some people are really rediculous.

- Thighs

- Great friends.

- Ryza & Klaudia on the bed

- Have just received this text, not so sure how to feel about it

- Sexy little pet.

- Early morning cuddles! (Excuse the sleepy face)

- Easily one of the hottest and most genuine lesbian scenes of all time.

- Too cute

- Waiting for an answer

- Skipping School For Some Fun Together

- Dont have to be naked to be sexy

- Link at your service

- Face on the bed and bottom up (star-kiss)[Original]

- Leg lock will always be hot (repost bc i fucked up)
