love my wife 🫶
- Karma.rx
•𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘐𝘤𝘰𝘯•
- Credit to doshizle for this
- I’ve fallen further down the hole of indie nail polishes recently 💖 (Moonlit Machete - Ethereal)
yall~~~~
- I think this hasnt posted
- Fucking Monday morning shift
- When my school bathroom is like this
- So true
- Sounds about right
- Grilled bacon cheeseburger with onions and jalapeños. Deluxe crinkle fries, fried in the greatest of value peanut oil. Kraft mac n cheese. On a plat du papier.
dark discord pfps
- I have no words
Promesse 🦋
Beabadoobee !
- brinner
Woman Hosts Meme-Themed Party, And 23 Guests Understood The Assignment Perfectly
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Great escape from college mess, #picture from #collegedays #pastawala #mixedsauce #mixedsaucepasta #pasta #indian #italian #breads #garlicbread #delhi - @pastawala on Instagram
Strawberry Monday
- Then how is it spiked??
Fashion Look Featuring adidas Sneakers & Athletic Shoes and Old Navy Tops by StylebyAislinn - ShopStyle
- I’m planning to do a Star Wars rpg game this was an “argument” I had with one of the players
𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔲 - follow for more!
Justa joke guys 😔
- Anyone else has done this!!!
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꒰꒱ 𖣘
- I drew a meme
Daydreaming C-3PO
I love fall so much, like you dont even know
- YES Bank
- My local Burger King looks like a castle
- Watery corn, a whole dang can of beans, & company
- How my coworker eats fried chicken with a knife and fork
- The Voice
- My boyfriend felt read 😅
- The wonderful feeling of an empty parking lot to eat your lunch in peace. No coworkers, no small talk.
- Emperor OG, looks decent.
- Magicians Apprentice
- @heavy_mag on Instagram
- Sexy blonde
- minorities am i right
- Felt ironic might prep later idk
- Its supposed to be Temple Run😂
Yall, this picture of the fridge is AFTER the second picture... How the hell did we finish a whole case and still have that much left?!?! This is what #vacation is like when you go with friends who are also all about beer. #beerexplorer #beertraveler #hops #stoutgirlhoppybeers #beergeek #beergirl #biggirlsandcraftbeer #craftbeer #beernerd #beerlove #craftbeergeek #beer #beerporn #hophead #beerchick #girlswholovebeer #craftnotcrap #drinkcraft #hoppy #beersnob #biggirls #beerstagram #beerlife - @stoutandhoppy on Instagram
- grammar quotes
- 49mL bottle inside an empty 100mL (approx.) bottle. Why??
- This tip jar
- Gardening in the Spring
- Iron skillet burger with homemade baked mac and cheese
- The way my fridge holds cans
- 252 calories and discovered a good way to make easy mac more filling - add frozen peas!
- Reese’s Puffs cereal is known as “Reese Puffs” in Canada.
- Our cat ate her food into the shape of a cat.
- This will clean up
- My mother and father show up outside my apt without notice and demand I go eat dinner with then even though I’ve been living independently for six years. The last time I saw them they made me cry in public so I’ve been putting off seeing them. They haven’t apologized.
- My dad had the opposite problem with autocorrect as most people.
- got my girlfriend the perfect gift
- animal/cutties animal
- Smite them Jim.
- Good ol Hobbes, what a friend
- Well that’s a first. If only I could plant it and grow a butterfinger bush 😋
- Priorities
- ENOUGH!!!!
- Simple mani day. CG For Audrey and OPI Pirouette My Whistle.
- Life in the bunker [OC]
- Slav students be like:
- Cheetos Mac n Cheese
- My office really makes it clear how to deal with garbage
- The correct way to use this stuff? Someone told me put it in at half a tank then fill up. Someone else told me put it in at almost E?
- I want this shirt
- Feeling very disappointed in myself and Reece’s
- uhh wrong person (x post /r/tinder)
- The laundry room at my apartment complex.
- Morning after my girls 21st and Im going to work..
- This sticker my student made me
- The place to spark for the day. Cheers!
- Garfield: The True Story
- 2meirl4meirl
- 320 (!) commons to craft one (!) legendary
- Does cake writing count?
- I love my dad but I gotta say, his soup game just hasn’t been up to par
- In my 40’s,but yeah...
- I carried hair spray and a teasing comb in my purse to school
- Batnuts by Kerry Callen (Mad Magazine)
- Looking foward to sitting at a bar again someday
- Every time I order switches I feel like a cyberpunk drug dealer.
- Tart n Tiny’s!!!
- That’s not how palindromes work.
My Sister, My Sitter (S08E17) #thesimpsonsmeme #thesimpsons #simpsonsquotes #simpsonsmemes #simpsons #homersimpson #margesimpson #bartsimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #homer #marge #bart #lisa #maggie #meme #memes #simpsonfans #funny #cartoons #animation #bread #bed #listen - @the.simpsons.meme on Instagram
- Forbidden fruit juice
- Nude mani for the weekend!
- assholes...
- Just because I’m dankrupt does it mean my cats have to be
- It’s kinda funny eating off a glass table over a somewhat patient cat.
Id give theses noodles a solid 9/10 pure flavours😍 Rich with soy and chilli not over powering with a slight hint of onion one of the best noodles I think I’ve every consumed - @ramenreviews2020 on Instagram
- This pumpkin stencil has a Wu Tang symbol for the mouth
- Wanted to stop getting texts from COD... their message made me feel like I was going through a break up :( “Farewell, Solider”
- [OC] Lumpty Dumpty, cousin time humpty.
- Just got my first order of loose leaf tea (ever)!
- Comedy
- Calvin and Hobbes
- My ghetto Sunday soup meal prep. Saving these containers makes for easy lunches that can be recycled or washed when done. Ham and bean soup made from a bone broth (saturday was rib night).
- Talking to a former coach. Tennis is depressing. I love it so much.
- Damn now I want ice cream
- The bunny “Zipper” from Animal Crossing, might be a monster in disguise
- That one cereal flake that flings milk everywhere when pouring.
- San Diego sled riding. Holiday block party. We made a sledding hill for the kids.
- Budget french onion soup
- This is a meme i saw
- Life lessons..
- blursed_candy
- My swaddled boy
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- me_irl
- Soldier holding the front lines on the Mosul Offensive 2015. His last words as he was about to get killed by an explosion was “isis boutta be waswas”
- does anyone find these to look good
- Anyone ever tried these gummies? Used to have me faded out of my mind🔥🔥🔥
- A Laugh a Day
- Looking to cover door behind couch. I was thinking maybe an art piece to cover it. Any ideas?
- That day, Calvins dad had no hecks to give.
- Social media ruins relationships
- @mirandarestaurantbk on Instagram
- The punishment for petty theft in my town is making laps around the courthouse with a sandwich board sign that states: I Am A Thief
Trying the Wandering Blues from @orpheusbrewing tonight. There are some beers out there that promise a flavor they can’t deliver... this isn’t one of those beers. They absolutely nailed the berry flavor with this one. - @atlcraftbeer on Instagram
- These unsatisfying numbers on a Walmart...
- Mom is always right
- doctor jokes
- Angry Bird!!!, R Jon Snider, pencil and marker, 2020
😎 A fun look into our Barketing Managers Wall of Collectible Cans, see any you like?! - @artsupplywarehouse on Instagram
- Cursed Ramen
- RIP to my middle nail... it was defeated by an extra sharp new razor (but my legs are extra smooth)
- Everyones mood all day these days!
- Edibles help! So I got these (they say cbd but it is thc in it, it’s just because I’m in the uk and if it said thc it’d be very bate) I have no idea on how many my I need but there’s 50mg in the pot and 20 gummies, so 2.5mg each and I’ve ate 15 so I’ve had 37.5 mg of thc. Do I need more?
- This water bottle doesn’t have a water proof logo :/
- My original Wii got repaired yesterday, you already know what we’re playing
- The tape on my coworkers cubical make the frosted glass transparent.
- Pre-stirred shells and cheese (featuring a can of tuna)
- When the smoke shop is next to the nail salon.
- J&G auto service
- Creative leftovers = brat-chos
- Suggestions to fill up wall space
- Ah the fourth wall break!
- me irl
Nermal’s back! #Garfield #comics #daily - @garfield_daily_comic on Instagram
- my tub popped a little boner under the liner
- Something is amiss here...and it is quite infuriating sitting here staring at it.
- Thought we had a real connection
- Dad is just taunting him at this point lmao
- BBQ for days son
- Gravity falls has incorrectly spelled the future
- Issues
- My dudes, this has been the best primer I’ve used for my minis yet! And it’s only $4!
- Waiting for meaning and happiness
- This makes me nostalgic
- Bought these bags from locsl headshop stop getting finessed by ur plugs these bags are CAP
- This breakfast bean warmer is like a big daddy to the can
- Taco flavored sunflower seeds
- It’s the little things
- Me irl
- First time trying to grow shrooms, this strain is Alacabrnzi, did ‘NOT’ incubate, my ambient room temperature is around 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Started these on Nov. 17. Going to move them beside the baseboard heater. But does it look like it is too late to try and save?
- Forbidden caramel (wood glue)
- Mountain+Sunset+Ramen (Mt. Komonji, Kitakyushu, Fukuoka pref., Japan)
- 147 Days Ago, I proudly posted my account balance, having saved just over $2000 in 4 months after starting at $12 in my account, working at $11/hr in Chicago by making a budget plan compiled from tips found around r/frugal. Today, I’ve saved an additional $1000 by tweaking those tips just a bit.
- christmas brodent
- Right above the toilet
- What I found in my potato chip bag
- Pringles lid expanded from heat in car
R&D. Stay tuned. #cincinnatichili - @ettopastificio on Instagram
- You need the right connections for this kind of help
- meirl
- Worried Calvin...
- [I ate] a very cheesy baked potato
- Constant hand washing has been hard on my nails. Having to go a little shorter lately. Feeling blue.
- Playing Overwatch when the kid I beat in August of 2019 starts messaging me. I don’t even Know.
- Overthinking [Repost]
- wife bad
- I hate counter-questions
- Oatmeal
- Cold beans for breakfast! Looks bad, tastes good
- He said it’s OUR sandwich.
- I may have performed similar stunts in my childhood.
- Car buying is important.
Mystery Oreos have officially landed on @walmart Store shelves! Put on your detective hats and attempt to guess the flavor at mysteryoreo.com for the chance to win 50,000 dollars (link in bio). I won’t reveal my guess just yet to prevent spoilers, but if you want some hints, you can head on over to the official @oreo account to see some hints. Happy Hunting!!!! . . . . . . #oreo #oreos #mystery #mysteryoreos #nabisco #cookie #cookies #yum #yummy #desserts #dessert #cheatmeal #cheatday #walmart #limitededition #neworeo #icecream #junkfood #food #foodie #oreohunters - @oreohunters on Instagram
- Nice
- blursed_blues
- Found this in my pantry I thought it was milo...
- Practicing on an old window someone was throwing away.
- What my school feeds me
- How clowns look trying to boycott a fighting game over no tiddy
- My pillows came as rolled tubes
- cold corn and mashed potatoes
- Calvin is very calculating.
- Design motivation I posted on the wall of my cube to keep things in perspective...
- Time to Get Scummy and Dummy! Whos With Me?
- When this happens
- Hot Chocolate Tortellini is something Daddy Ramsey would approve of
- If you have a meal and your cat doesn’t beg for food, did you even eat?
- Lunar Landing
- The Grudge
- the way the butter and brown sugar started mixing makes it look like fries
- We bought a used Mitsubishi Lancer. One of the first things we did was check the cabin AC filter. This is what we found (in comparison to a new filter)
- The wrapping of these jellybeans looks like a condom.
- I had one Fusilli in my bag of Penne.
- Tobacco/Coffee/Alcohol free day
- Sounds about right
- Smbc
- Ill teach you a thing or two
- For anyone who was interested in the excess skin from my last posting on here, it’s definitely there but not as bad as I anticipated when I started the process years ago. I’m sure age comes into play but for anyone fearful of it I’ve used African Shea Butter to assist with the skin tightness.
- Man I’m smooth
- Got high and made “spicy sweet ramen with chocolate milk” I think I’m getting the whole college thing.
- Good Morning Men. Come inside.
- Shampoo as requested
- The way my sister opens cereal boxes
- Forbidden nerds
#bestofbigd2018 GOLD DIGGER SOLD OUT IN 30 MINUTES. BYE FELICIA! #icecreambar #golddigger #dallasbesticecream - @lakehighlandscreamery on Instagram
- Saw Cheetos Paws on r/Nostalgia the other day then boom! Theyre back at 7/11. Ive noticed lots of snacks have come back over the past few years. What would be at the top of your ‘nostalgia snack list’ to bring back?
- Kettle corn and Reece’s puffs cereal 💙
- When I microwave a breakfast sandwich and this happens...
- Never knew it comes in a bag
- My wife doing her best to try and melt my hole!
- instant mash potato, butter, huge amounts of cheese and pesto. looks like glue, has the consistency of glue, but tastes like extreme comfort
- Cleaned out my car today and I think it’s safe to say that I’ve got a problem.
- Fresh coat of white paint in a house that has been smoked in for 12 years
- Funny happy birthdays
- Sound it out
- comic strips
- Bouta try my first edibles
- I love when I forget about the keef compartment for a while! 😆😆
- Makes sense
Top 5 worst purchases I’ve ever made. I always used to think the Easter colored M&M’s tasted better when I was little (is that weird???)... So I bought them at BJ’s Will probably be halfway gone tonight... #😞 #M&M - @cc20rake on Instagram
- Another favorite!
- The Sunday strip that started it all for me. “Give me the bat and I’ll finish the job” dropped me to the floor as a ten year old. Sold ever since.
- Whats that shyyt
- Hotdogs taste best when they’ve been cooking for days
- New to this thread here, wanted to share my living room with you all. :)
- [OC] #notesfortracy
- Just returned home from quarantine. Limited food options at home. Settled for Jimmy dean sausage on Hawaiian sweet rolls. This is organic, right?
- Design Team: “How can we get customers excited about our decision to switch from glass bottles to plastic even though it’s a total downgrade and worse for the environment?”
- duochrome, holo glitter and green shimmer!
- Skywalker OG and Hawaiian Haze
- Dinnertime Trivia
- How to
i tried 15 different goldfish crackers, turns out they kinda suck ass, you can watch me try them here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiQcMFSoGFs - @prozd on Instagram
- Who else is getting shitty tonight?
- Calvin & Hobbes
- Half way filled box of snickers
- Things jus seem to happen yknow... 😅
- When you buy Scoops and don’t get scoops
- Had the dishwasher put some prep away tonight. He always makes me laugh.
- Sleepyhead!!
- Worlds gone to shit. But at least we have good ol’ Mary Jane to help us through the day. (Butterfinger, Banjo, Orange Mints, Kush Sorbet, Purple Creamsicle, White Berries)
- Now that’s some pretty live resin!
- I keep staring at them on my flight to Spring Break vacation. Beautiful blue nails 💙
- Planter’s cheese balls are back! I don’t remember them being so orange!
- A restful break to celebrate the launch... Representing AMD from across the globe :)
- What’s your lady have on the menu for dinner tonight?
- Precisely One Pint
- Shoutout to the user who posted about pop polish
This made me LOL don’t be this guy - @aodhanking on Instagram
- I left my fridge open last night, it’s a little humid
- I printed some two-color QR coasters so my guests can connect to the WiFi without asking me for the password
- [homemade] carnitas bowl
- They way I took this picture makes the beer can seem tiny
- The scent of this body wash
- forbidden chipotle burrito
- The way this resealable bag opened.
- After over two decades our cafe is going the way of the Soviet Union. . . Guess I’ll ply my trade on the street corners now
- Had a couple of drinks, saw a couple of things
- A brand new can of Lays chips. SMDH
- for the jokester who said the dinner in my previous post looked like it was being served on a toilet seat
- Fires burning all around me. FUCK IT DAY DRINKING!
- Wasted
- Never had this one before is anyone familiar with the strain? Insane OG I’m told it’s very very nice 👀
- Not sure if it’s old beer, or Mandela Effect. I thought they changed the name from Hand Cannon.
- [Homemade] Velveeta Shells with Pork Butt smoked on Cherry and Hickory
- Green blunts are something else y’all
- It’s Time For Beany
- When you get home from catering a 200 person wedding.
- Not exactly zero waste, but I find that powdered Gatorade is a good way to reduce plastic use.
- Violife Cheese slices are cut into bread shapes so you don’t have overhang on your sandwich.
Staying at home, preventing the spread, saving lives and gettin’ my dose of delish Genny Light!!👍🏻🍺❤️ - @sw_manager on Instagram
- Went to CA, Plant Power 🤟🏼
- Oh my Jesus
- APPLIANCES
- Dunkin’ by little babies, super excited!
Before and after - @dadbodcarpenter on Instagram
- Me irl
- [Homemade] Poutine on The Ritz Burger
- No shame, I love black cherry White Claw.
- I’m shitfaced and looking for a reason to drink. Parent comment drop a ‘Never Have I Ever’ and child comment reply with either ‘I Never’ or ‘Drink’ let’s keep the part going together!
- Grinder my friends gave me for my birthday (handpainted)
Foolishness!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️ - @priderockwellness on Instagram
- Fully Colonised?
- Always left with these flavours
- Seals that peel off like this
- Modded Tesla
- Cracking open a cold one with the boys
- forbidden jack
- You know those times, where you just want to take off your whites and go home? Yeah, same.
- Local brewery rolling with the Outrun inspired can art.
- my cereal vs my boyfriends ._.
- At it again. Tell me your best jokes
- My 40 pound dog and I (160 pounds) are one the same dosage of the same antibiotic. (Reuploaded with censored info)
- Happens with my son, All the time
- Just found out my dad died. Let’s get fucking drunk!
So i just found this plastic piece inside my boddingtons british 🇬🇧beer🍻 did i win a contest?🤔 or did a brewery piece just fall off in the aluminum canning process?😂 anyone with experience who wants to chime in will be appreciated. #boddingtons - @s.g.carter2709 on Instagram
- Mistakes were made. Sour patch kids cereal. There’s a reason it was ¢50 a box
- The rare BMW 535i GT
- Another Gray Hair.
- Cheese and cracker dinner
- Packaged gravy and egg noodles
- Finally got these 2 together! Beautiful Set!
- Going to attempt to paint drunk
