35 GREAT Conversation Starters
Guy Takes Petty Revenge On Nasty Roommate, Has The Pleasure Of Unveiling It To Her 20 Years Later
- Sometimes Facebook is worth logging on to
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i need dc friends so fugging badddd
- I won’t stop till I can make a pride flag out of tieflings
- [COD] My top four rebuttals to PCGamers bashing of Infinite Warfares story
Im Not Clumsy Sticker
Which Modern Family Character Is Your Alter-Ego?
- if plato is to be believed
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27 TV Scenes That Are So Freaking Funny, They Might Be The Best Ever — BuzzFeed
- AAA
100+ Ways to Get Revenge on Someone
“Arcane” Dubbed Best Animated TV Series Of All Time As Finale Leaves Viewers Stunned (30 Best Reactions)
- Should have seen that coming
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- Make America Great Britain Again
- Ryan was a supporter of the “thin blue line”, but that didn’t save him from them. So much for “All Lives Matter”. Abolish the police
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- Lauri Törni joined three army’s to fight communism.
- Mayhem Miller shares her experiences of racism
- NASA Intern Female getting a better job after accidental profanity-laced tweet to space council fellow. Imagine, as a man if you did that mistake, will you too get a better job? Thats how society treat men vs women.
- Just wow.
- Respek!
- 2meirl4meirl
- Composer Nikolai Kapustin has died on July 2nd, after a long lasting illness. He was 82.
- TIL that if you support abusive human violence but still don’t eat meat, you’re still not a vegan.
- The Great Researcher Prank War, caused because of SCP-50, is my favorite document in the SCP database, especially Entry 11.
- Humor: Facebook
- Seriously, just show up.
- Recently contacted Spinmaster about a Christmas toy that did not have all of the parts in the box; this was their response
- Who Runs The World?..
- The eternal conundrum of Dark Heresy: Apologize, or commit genocide
- Why whites are worse than any other race. A few things left out here...
- aliens?
- I actually found a true gamer online in the wild
- In July 2003, Dr. David Kelly testified to the fact that Iraq had no biological weapons. Two days later he was dead.
- 2017-19 The Years of Change
- To bait thousands of students into cheating on AP tests
- Found this on a uni’s confession page
- Only the tightest
- Funny stories
- Plauge Inc. but on YouTube
- Cursed_Star Wars
- Utförlig recension av uppfinningen hårfön, 5 av 5 toasters
- You want to use my clip for your YouTube channel, you say?
- Chicken. Fuckin. Tenders.
- At it again
- On some political post or other:
- to criticize the cancelling of student debt
- The Taco Bell in my hometown mall was just ranked the best Taco Bell in the entire chain!
- Common TikTok
- Start funding this
- Masks are part of a demonic ritual
- Shared by a permanent passenger
- okay, i gotta admit: this is epic.
- James Dashner
- Feminism
- The recruiters in my town always know the funniest jokes
- For Jamie
- What do you mean? I don’t understand...
- His GoFundMe goal was only $750.
- Someone who cant tell the difference between these is retarded and may be criminal or deranged.
- I used to be homeless and this makes me almost cry... bless this doughnut shop
- More power to this guy!
- Giuliani’s reply to his “trump is a traitor” link.
- The Print published an article with editor notes asking to cite reference links, twice! And then went ahead and published the article as it is.
- Vitalik with that big dick energy - The tides of history will not be favorable to maximalism.
- The Rubberbandits take on Good Friday
- So cute!
- Keanu Reeves, mega genius
- [Sanity Sunday] Male victims exist
- Found this gem on r/tumblr
- Is the CIA hiring?
- Without her there would be no Bill Gates, no Steve Jobs, no internet
- A theory on why Hermione is not really suited for Ravenclaw
- Unleash the whole flood on this guy
- Executive Powers: Necromancer (Trump), Demon (Bannon), Blood Slave (Conway)
- THIRD WEBSITE TO TALK ABOUT THIS. ITS SPREADING EVEN MORE! FOLLOW WHAT I DO IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS POST FOR IT TO SPREAD EVEN MORE!
- Cooking is the devil!
- This post is ravioli approved
- How does this make it fake news?
- 🦀 🦀 🦀 CANDACE OWENS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER 🦀 🦀 🦀
- The Pope can no longer publicly accept cannibalism.
- The onions comment section is a facepalm goldmine.
- Are you kidding me rn?
- Science!
- 2020 is starting to get super predictable
- cool facts
- Michaels in the news
- Legbeard Reviewing Netflixs Crappy Jared Leto Samurai Movie, The Outsider
- [Spoiler] An absolutely amazing fan theory I saw
- The Directors Guild of America is trying to get in touch with Banksy to pay him money owed for his documentary Exit Through the Gift Shop. Maybe if this hits front page hell see it.
- Sometimes I do it then as well
- Design theory
- He banned dancing because....
- Using the wrong tool for the job.
- Scout has something to say
- Some people dont deserve to be parents
- Re: nitpicking
- I have no words.
- This Goodreads featured poll has great options
- Blizzard are bigger profit asshats than EA
- The end
- Noah!
- I dont even know what to classify this as...besides blatant racism.
- Q.e.d.
Mike McIntire, who teaches investigative journalism in our Business & Economic Reporting program, was one of three reporters who broke the Trump tax returns story for the @nytimes - @nyu_journalism on Instagram
- Got a PM from a butthurt Top Mind who told me his life story because he was upset about my flair on this sub
- El top post en este askreddit lol
- From a book called Females written by a trans woman. All serial killers are female, everyone is female and the anus is an universal vagina.
- A little of Quora for you guys.
- Amazin Quotes
- Blokes its time to start looking out for each other
- RIP Bloodraven
- Sorry guys I dont have a clever title for this, im just annoyed at how ridiculously stupid it is.
- SCHOOL ORGANISATION
Happy PRIDE 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 - @samlymatters on Instagram
- Found out that the word meme was termed by Richard Dawkins that too in 70s and it makes complete sense too...Wow!!
- time traveler jail
- yeah barbara tell us the truth
- Halloween at exactly noon.. the sequel
- I dont even know what to say
- [Preclinical] A nice Note for Anatomy Lab
- Reality TV participant sentenced for raping infant in Norway
- My climate change prof is awesome (highlighted for emphasis)
- Lana Del Rey executes Kanye
- Men do nothing for their families
- Not allowing your kid to eat only cookies and bread is harming them!
- Worst Name Ever [OC]
We love this article about the 10th anniversary edition of “Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs, and Wear Cows” at @portlandpressherald 💚! ⠀ ⠀ Click the link in our bio to read the full story and to find out why reporter @averyyalekamila thinks that @drmelaniejoy’s book is even more relevant now than when it was released a decade ago. 📰⠀ ⠀ #whywelovedogseatpigsandwearcows #whywelovedogs #beyondcarnism #drmelaniejoy #melaniejoy #psychology #eatinganimals #carnism #vegan #veganism #veganadvocate #veganadvocacy #veganactivism #veganactivists #veganadvocates #animaladvocate #animaladvocacy #animaladvocates #animalrightsactivism #animalrightsactivist #animalactivist #animalrightsmovement #animalrightsadvocate #animalrightsawareness #vegancommunity - @beyondcarnism on Instagram
- Pure trash
- The reason John goes to the wall?
- aliens?
- Absolutely savage
- Got this email today. Still doesnt feel real.
- Who needs doctors in these times anyway?
- Wtf is a “murder walk”
- People who like Marvel movies are dumb and stupid because they follow a standard, three act structure!
- Why should I be obliged to stay at home though?
- Grade 5
- Found this statement on Quora
- grabbed this off of another sub, thought it might make some blood boil- mine sure did
- Frick you Buzzfeed
- the most contact with anyone ive had in weeks and now im smitten
JUST SOME HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE SACBEE ARTICLE- PHOTOS TO ILLUSTRATE THE POINT: Federal, state, county, and city governments ALL need to be held accountable. You remember when taking a knee was the popular performative gesture for electeds? Check on them now. What have they done?? Folks are dying in the streets RIGHT NOW, and our State electeds are placing votes to protect Law Enforcement. And ‘walking the walk?’ Speak for yourself. Democrats who snubbed their noses at calls to Defund the Police and instead introduced legislation that legitimize police and increase their budgets are just as bad. #DefundThePolice #DefendBlackLives - @blackramento916 on Instagram
- You said it Liam.
- Some words on the Paradox of Intolerance
- Daddy, what do taxes pay for?
- English is a weird language
- (R)ules only apply to the enemies of the agenda 🇺🇸
- Me🌽irl
- “Life can be so sweet, if only we can hold on & find the courage to be our authentic selves.”
- The canadian government be making memes
- Can i see the picture now?! 😠
- Reading through John Staats WoW Diary and seeing this type of analysis make me realise how antithetical Classic is compared to the design philosophy of Vanilla. I hope TBC (if it releases) does something about the Mage AOE dungeon level meta.
- FBI? This tweet right here
Some words on sexual abuse, idolatry, power, manipulation, and accountability - @thadiceman on Instagram
- Netflix gives a middle finger to Change.org petitioners demanding the cancellation of show that triggers eating disorders
YO @guardian, I’m the other black rapper from East London. Fix up. (@variety and @bbc for that matter, too. It’s not okay. Do better.) - @therealkano on Instagram
- Bad ass bitches of history
- Thats actually a pretty good point you made right there...
- To call out employees who leave work on time
- Am I doing well so far?
- cool facts
- Rms Titanic
- Blursed robot
- When you didnt read the book for class.
- Well, of course gaming is an essential service! How dare they close our precious shops!?
- Collective Intelligence
- Dumb Trump
- So it’s not rape when a female does it? Some feminists are messed up.
- Smash mouth to the defense, being all-star
- Gonna stop you right there and educate you about Fallout
- You just lost the game
- Aquaria on her snatch game performance
- Fake geek gets taught a lesson
- Congressman Rorhabacher (R) offered Assange pardon if he revealed his sources to clear Russia
- Stop stomping all over my lived experience with your fatphobic medical knowledge!
- If you hate cops but love trump, you a stupid motherfukkker
- What a piece of shit.
- Large venues don’t need help during corona virus
- 😂WOW MADE ME CRY😂 UPVOTE IF U AGREE🔝🔝🔝
- Lied and got away
- Indescribable Noise
- Brain Candy: Politics/Religion
- This is an interesting one.
- Not marrying your cousin = White genocide
- Almost had a seizure trying to read that @_@
- For fucks sake America
- The HAES crowd needs to understand this
- Stealing historic pottery to use as decoration.
- Ruh Roh
- Don’t be an a$$hole. Your selfish behaviour have consequences.
- Andy on double handed backhand
- Toilet Paper of India indeed
- This stroke is so long that it needed two separate posts. (1/2)
- Kevin Parker responds to a very random accusation
- A lawyer hasnt noticed the authors name
- I did not know there was that many types of Spam
- I guess “critical race theory” has replaced “cultural Marxism” as the new right-wing boogeyman.
- Wha...? No way.... Well I’ll be
- Death by dysentery anyone?
- At least it does something now
- I think we know this is coming, right..?
The Sackler family halted all state/county/municipality lawsuits against them by filing for bankruptcy in the Southern District of New York. A court and a judge that they handpicked because of his lenient history on corporations. This is not a regular corporate bankruptcy. 400,000 lives have been lost. Purdue’s marketing tactics and schemes paved the way for the modern overdose crisis as we know it - Oxy ➡️ Heroin ➡️ Fentanyl. Purdue Pharma made $36 billion off of OxyContin. Bankrupt how? They hold personal wealth of over $13 billion. Bankrupt how? P.A.I.N. is committed to ensuring accountability from The Sacklers. We’ve gotten their name off of museums and universities.. Well, not all (Hey @metmuseum @guggenheim @diaartfoundation ). We will ensure that there is some shred of justice in this goddamn unjust system. We already got a deadline extension in their personal injury filing process. Please go to Oxyjustice.org to learn more. LINK IN BIO #ShameOnSackler - @sacklerpain on Instagram
- Uh oh...
- Cuties is worse than we thought
- Guitar magazine
- Nice fookin clickbait
- Great response to people asking to use your work for free
- Also funny how feminazi fell out of fashion around the same time they decided that nazis are not all bad
- YOLO!
- Not funny, but still belongs here. Please, Satan/Diablo, take this piece of orange shit!
- Anti-vaxxer down.
- Army had a half day
- This story about Bach always gets me
- Online articles that make you read the same bit of information three times
- Tbh
Compass Box The Spice Tree wins ‘Best in Class’ at The San Francisco World Spirits Competition. To see all other awards: https://www.forbes.com/sites/bradjaphe/2020/04/14/where-to-find-the-best-scotch-whisky-in-the-world/#196301645560 • • • • • #sfws #sfwsc #scotch #scotchwhisky #thecircle #compassboxthecircle #compassbox #Compassboxsunday #compassboxwhisky #whiskey #whisky #scotland #blendedwhisky #winebow #breakthrubev #ilovescotch #distilledspirits #islay #johnglaser - @compassbox_pete on Instagram
- WTF GET THE BOAT NOW
- Capitalism is individualist bro I swear. Definitely not inducing dystopian levels of self-consciousness and conformity
- Try this (look at the comments)
- Socialism is when... (checks notes) city government regulates businesses about how they must schedule the work of their hourly employee in advance.
- US intelligence discussed poisoning Assange while inside a foreign embassy.
- BOOMERRRR
- Me_irl
Brutalisim Blitz and Bow Bells: Owen Lauder CBE & Elsie Owusu in conversation. Date: Friday 6 December Time: 6.00pm-8.00pm Tickets: RIBA members £10, Public £15, Seniors and Students Free. www.eventbrite.com.ar/brutalism-blitz-bow-bells-owen-louder-cbe-elsie-owusu-obe-in-conversation-tickets-69419881735 #brutalism #blitz #bowbells #architecture #architect #livinglegend #freetickets #students #seniors #riba #musichall #cockney #london songs by #soprano #musical #sensation Patricia Hammond - @elsie_owusu on Instagram
- I could have told you that
- The most British injury ever
- “The Minnesota Starvation Diet had people on diets of 1600 cal a day, therefore modern advice involving intake of 1200 cal a day is torture”
- The comment section is full of these
- Boycott Coco!
- Are political Karen examples allowed? Because I just found the absolute best article Ive ever seen.
- a soul for a soul
- Lady has a lot of dogs, landlord won’t let her have more than 12, tries to trade them for weed on Craigslist.
My good buddy@Russel Wong, legendary photographer recently interviewed me for his inaugural Facebook live show. Check us out using the link provided in the bio page. - @greg_phillinganes_live on Instagram
- Well said, Neil.
- Neil Gaiman supports local comics! :D
- Me trying to contact the top mod
- Someone at the Washington Post accidentally hit send
- Long Stories
- Maybe not eating an Onion, but definitely stung by the Bee.
- Netflix doesn’t condone pedophilia
- Just accept the S.I
- Boo hoo
- Wiki good
- Singapore Wins
- Comedian Joe Lycett changed his name legally to Hugo Boss to protest against there abuse of copyrighting laws
- Probably not the best title...
- Comcast owns MSNBC, please show this to everyone
- Making Toilets extra uncomfortable for productivity gains
- Admin Warns Against Loiterers aka Tambays
- Benghazi
- Person who illegally reuploads independent musicians music tries to pull a takes one to know one on me without realizing I personally know and work with both parties
From the website this week. wwwPostSecret.com - @postsecret on Instagram
- And just like Magic, the whole tax scandal seems to have disappeared. Who would have thunk?
- Lordes album is in the production stage
- Guy tries to leave a fake Google review at a Turkish dental clinic with very high ratings, gets called out.
- (Not sure if this has been posted here before, but...) I have no words for this
- Guy assaults activist for telling the truth in a respectful way
- Black Lives Matter
- This sounds awesome (Indian medical unit in Korea war started an ancient steam engine)
- Pass denied to ignorant solipsist who thinks women have it harder than war vets.
- Marissa Mayer promises “no to screw up” Tumblr after buying it for $1.1B in 2013...
- YESSS, YOU GO SCOTLAND
- Swatch Bharats Lesson Delivered By A Japanese Student In Starbucks, Delhi
Thank you to the inspiring @rwquarantunes who just hit a big #Quarantunes milestone, and we were so thrilled to have them put on our #EveningBefore party last night. Bravo, and read more about it at @hollywoodreporter! - @mptf on Instagram
- I love the USA
- This should be illegal
- [Image] Now is the time. For everything. Always.
- People with depression do not need a doctor.
- Black women deserve love, honor and props
- Help needed with the straps and bottom of this bag (link + details in the comments)
- Unqualified lesbian...smh
- Don’t screw with Neil
- This kinda beautiful, in a way
- Stranger Than Fiction - Given the creator/creation symbolism, the Deus ex machina scene in the movie is a literal one
- Berries and cream!
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- Dave Sim gives advice on how to talk to women (Cerebus #265)
- 6 Million Dollars!
- Gamers rise up
- Literally looking for any excuse to get young black kids into the slave camps. Think slavery was abolished? Think again.
- Hope he wakes up to himself and realises what a waste of time so much hate is..
- no longer a bastard if no longer a cop
- Evil minions (no not the yellow beans!)
- I’m disgusted by the silencing of BIPOC in Facebook groups regarding misusing appropriated terms in the curly community. I’ll add some more thoughts in a comment.
Spontanious actions can win battles..they dont win wars. Only instituions can do that. - @ne0nubian on Instagram
- Just one picture
- *hyperventilates* THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
- In case you missed it... The Department of Justice announced that the Chair of Harvard University’s Chemistry and Chemical Biology Department and two Chinese nationals have been charged in connection with aiding the People’s Republic.
- Me_irl
- Not to get political but
- RI governor purposes plan that allows gov employees to only work a few days a week so they can continue collecting the $600/week from fed to cut state expense - this only applies to state workers...
- SOUND THE ALARMS! ALINITY HAS MADE ANOTHER OOPSIE!
- Hmmmm
- Unintentionally ending the console wars
- New mode is called Arms Race
- Ever seen a police officer threaten a congresswoman because of satire? Now you have (Newsweek article in comments)
- The guy worked there 6 months and the code worked.
One more post about John Bonham as Ultimate Guitar just ran this article today with excerpts of my interview about him as today marks the 40th anniversary of his passing... I remember that exact day 40 years ago...I had photos of Bonzo, Keith Moon and The Beatles in my locker at school and I remember opening my locker that day and seeing his picture and being in total disbelief that he was gone... Keith had died two years earlier and Lennon would also be gone almost 3 months later...but Bonzo’s death hit me hard. Still one of the G.O.A.T.! 🥁 #RIPJohnHenryBonham . Full article here ➡️ (link in today’s story) https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/mike_portnoy_shares_honest_opinion_on_john_bonham_explains_what_many_people_dont_realize_about_led_zeppelin_drummer.html - @mikeportnoy on Instagram
- Accusing Chris Evans of being a pedophile
- Invasive, huh?
- Up the piss school principal gets 1⭐️ review
- Epic’s Response to the recent events and the player’s response to it.
- Nobel Prize winner Brian Schmidt questioned by the TSA when bringing his big gold medal to show his grandmother.
- [OC] Saw this article and loved the quote by Mark Hulmes (High Rollers DM)
- Tear gas are literally killing people.
- Google making money through ransom!
- Sad but True. Funny but True. True but True. Sacha Baron Cohen at his finest delivering to America our forbidden Truth.
